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Jessica Simpson boobs.jpgFirst Paris on Monday, then Jessica Simpson one day later - looks like barely-contained boobs are the new black!



PHILTONBOOBS0415_03.jpgParis joins the rest of us in staring at her breasts

Sadly, this looks to be a trend that's going to pass Keira Knightley by - although if she wants to exploit her sexuality for attention, there's always the Cameron Diaz approach!

SEE MORE:
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Drowning Her Sorrows? - Apr 20, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica Happy Without Tony? - Apr 19, 2009
  >   Jess' Girl Talk: "Tony's Being Mean To Me!" - Apr 12, 2009
  >   What's Tony Running From? - Feb 28, 2009
  >   Jessica Doesn't "Look Fat" - Feb 17, 2009

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Posted by: Anonymous

Jessica is just fat..Paris' are OBVIOUSLY fake, no matter HOW many times that stupid wonkey eyed hag says it's a pushup bra. Messica looks a hot mess nowadays..her 'hot' days ARE OVER...Paraiste was and never will be hot. She looks like a tranvestite.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jessica looks like an old 40 year old mother who just got new boobs and Parasite looks - well - like she has diseases. Oh, and WHY does she wear the things she does?? She is the most awful dresser in the entire world! Her wardrobe is just hideous..I dont have as much money as her, but I dress TEN TIMES better than that ugly std-patient.



Posted by: t

Paris is ALWAYS checking her hooters out when she sees the cameras cummin'



Posted by: tina

Paris Is ugly as hell - hott body disgusting face.



Posted by: tina

Paris Is ugly as hell - hott body disgusting face.



Posted by: tina

Paris Is ugly as hell - hott body disgusting face.



Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex

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Posted by: Anonymous

Sooo fake looking. Can't see any beauty in that.



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is fat! She has gained so much weight since being with John SICK! And Paris it's called tissue paper she's looks like a mouse



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is fat! She has gained so much weight since being with John SICK! And Paris it's called tissue paper she's looks like a mouse



Posted by: anonymous

haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa britney is the best



Posted by: anonymous

haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa britney is the best



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is hot! paris is boring and she has got the face of a retard.



Posted by: Anonymous

They both have the most trashtastic tranny like faces despite the big boobs.



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is hot! paris is boring and she has got the face of a retard.



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is hot! paris is boring and she has got the face of a retard.



Posted by: jerri d

all you jelous people need to get a life. GET OVER YOURSELFS. id like to see what you look like!



Posted by: jerri d

all you jelous people need to get a life. GET OVER YOURSELFS. id like to see what you look like!



Posted by: jerri d

all you jelous people need to get a life. GET OVER YOURSELFS. id like to see what you look like!



Posted by: Anonymous

FUCK PARIS SHE FUCKIBG LOVES THE PAPARAZI AND ATTENTION SHES ALWYAS LOOKING IN THE MIRROS ON PURPOSE TO TRY AND BE CUTE AND FUNNY BUT REALLY ITS JUST FUCKING PATHETIC. FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON YOU ARE SO UGLY!! SERIOSULY, FUCKING UGLY. IF SHE WASNT SUCH A CONCEDED BITCH MAYBE SHE WOULD BE DECENT BUT SHE IS A WHORE WHO DOESNT KNOW THE REAL MEANING OF LIFE. stupid bitch



Posted by: Anonymous

And Jess pulled a Paris and a britney and had a wardrobe malfunction. Although, I really don't think it was on purpose!! She'd probably be really horrified to know we've all seen her nipple now...

Or maybe not...she's a completely different person than she used to be, so maybe I'm wrong. Who knows...



Posted by: Larry

God, Penis Hilton's ooogly. You need to re-write your copy, X17 to read:
".. barely contained saline sacks .. which anyone anywhere at any time can get from any plastic surgery ...." then you'd be more on-the-money. Did Penis get her dick strapped to her leg?? Looking more like a tranny every day, the old bag. HAHAHA



Posted by: Larry

God, Penis Hilton's ooogly. You need to re-write your copy, X17 to read:
".. barely contained saline sacks .. which anyone anywhere at any time can get from any plastic surgery ...." then you'd be more on-the-money. Did Penis get her dick strapped to her leg?? Looking more like a tranny every day, the old bag. HAHAHA



Posted by: Anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING AT PARASITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DO U GUYS SEE HER HORRIBLE NOSE COMIN OUT FROM THE HUT?? IS JUST LIKE A LITTLE PENIS TRYING TO GET REACH HER MOUTH.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Posted by: Anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING AT PARASITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DO U GUYS SEE HER HORRIBLE NOSE COMIN OUT FROM THE HUT?? IS JUST LIKE A LITTLE PENIS TRYING TO GET REACH HER MOUTH.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Posted by: Anonymous

JESS LOOKS HOT AS HELL! LOVE YOU GIRL!



Posted by: The Truth by Phil

Paris Hilton....skank, pornstar, slamhound, drunk driver, racist, flasher, classless slut. Mom must be so proud!



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Posted by: I know

Paris is wearing a push up bra!



Posted by: Anonymous

Jess is hot!!!!!!!!!... as hell! ;)



Posted by: LALA LYDIA

Yer um Paris boobs are certainly FAKE!!!



Posted by: BEN ASSFLECK

PARIS IS A FINE PIECE OF ASS! SHE NEEDS TO GET A PET PUSS...FORGET TINKERBELL....LIFE ISN'T FAIR...YOU END UP MARRIED TO THE UGLIEST SKANK IN HOLLYWOOD. OMG MY WIFE STINKS, WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOMEONE LIKE PARIS?



Posted by: Anonymous

Both are the ugliest skanks in h-wood.







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