Table For Three?

nice! dress

DAMN!! She looks hot!!!

she looks good here!!

she has to calm it down...she's starting to look like a Hollywood "orange" Hooker...

pssst, Jess, the twins are starting to look FAKE by-the-by.

Jessica looks hot as a brunette. Unlike Shitney Spears who looks like a middle aged fat fish wife

^^ I agree .jessica is a beautiful woman who always carry herself with respect and class.Unlike that useless woman thst is shitney spears.She is a complete disgrace to her family no wonder why they do not want to be seen with her.She a disgusting pig.Shame on anyone who think her life style is good for her kids.

She shopped at Sielian's Vintage boutique on Melrose, west hollywood. I saw her 2 weeks ago. jessica was sweet and friendly.

OMG...she looks gorgeous in that dress!!! super sexy and very feminine too..i luv to see her in this! great taste.. damn, i wonder what john mayer must be thinking if he sees these pics..

Not lookin' too good, Jess. Sorry...tone up those legs, deflate thos fake boobs and lose the 'fake tan'. She's typical fake Hollywood. Not natural at all. Poor John - he needs a natural beauty.

She looks so different than she used to on Newlyweds...it's not bad the way she looks now,just so different than it's almost hard to believe she's the same person.

John dumped her ass, cuz he doesn't want some stupid bimbo with big fake boobs havin their pic taken every night w/ them hanging out of her shirt ... plus, he cheats on her anyways.

she used to be SO pretty when she was on Newlyweds..all natural, no makeup, not tryin so hard...
she just looks fake now. Well, you can't buy class I guess.

Ugly.

Jessica looks hot as a brunette. Unlike Shitney Spears who looks like a middle aged fat fish wife
April 30, 2007 11:21 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
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You're obsessed with talking about Britney. You bring her up in every post you make even when the topic isn't about the women, calling her Shitney is so fucking immature and lame.

is she trying to look like pam??she's sooo fake with her boobs tan and everything else...

ps:some people say bad things about britney it's interesting that you hate her but talk about her everytime:)

is she trying to look like pam??she's sooo fake with her boobs tan and everything else...

ps:some people say bad things about britney it's interesting that you hate her but talk about her everytime:)

11:57 - YES.The prettiest I ever saw her was on NewlyWeds, she was bare faced,hair in a pony tail and just wearing sweats at home - to die for gorgeous back then.

This is just...all too much.She's still a knockout though.

Jessica= Class beauty.

Britney= trash fat, ugly

gawd, those big, dumb hand-bags are ugly. how much stuff does one need to bring for dinner out on the town?

what a man

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

Here's EVERYTHING you need to know about Jessica:

* New Stylist is Stevie Wonder

* BLOW-JOBS last only 20 seconds MAX

* Excessive BODY FAT held in by 20 GIRDLES

* Needs to Shave FACIAL HAIR TWICE A DAY

* Watches Deal or No Deal during SEX

Just keepin' it real.

she looks like a a big blow up porno star-it's really gross

she looks like a a big blow up porno star-it's really gross

She's classy? Ten pounds of makeup which took two hours to apply check, Industrial strength Spanx to encase protruding gut check, fake hair check check, 1/2 gallon of fake tanner/bronzer check. Industrial strength push up bra check.

she looks like she's trying too hard.

Damm Jess is looking hott! She's looking like a gorgeous latina now with the brown hair and tan skin...AWESOME!

She tries too hard to look like Vanessa. Vanessa has a natural tan.

Reverse Michael Jackson??

agree with everything above about the bad tan, fake hair etc. But may I also comment on the shoes? I've met her, and yes, VERY short, but must every pair she wears be platform hooker shoes? (and not even good looking platform hooker shoes?) Her shoe line is even worse, the cheapest looking $100 shoes I've ever seen.

a bit less on the boobs, that would look a whole lot better, now to skanky

At least she isn't fat and has a mans neck like Britney Spears does.

YOU criticize all the stars just about their appereance, thats SAD.
many of YOU are ugly and say to other people that they are bad, thats just CHEAP and CHARACTERLESS. Shame on you. Britney is sweet and cute and Jessica too.

she is so uglyyyyyyyyy & desperateeeeeeee ewwwwwwwwwwww no talent steriod poppin slut. she sold her marriage to be fame & now nick has FINALLY found his ONE TRUE LOVE. i hope they have a million kids.

WTF is she wearing, and what kind of shoes are that, it looks like she can´t even walk straight, God she looks very bad. I am not saying she is ugly, no because she is very beautiful, but that dress and those shoes are just to ugly, she should be arested for wearing that thing...

She looks like a fat ass! Gag! Boobs look unproportionately too big

Papa Joe finally got a sex change

goddammit... she is fucking gorgeous!!!
i'd eat it with a spoon just to avoid leaving teeth marks on her perfection!!!

all you haters go home... she is HOT!!!!

ALERT! Tranny walking-Tranny walking!
Her breast are not that big, she is pushing them up to her neck to give them the appearance of looking large. This is such a set up, so trying so hard to pose but she just look retarded. It's just so funny how she get her people on here to fake comments about how good she looks, they should save that for John Mayer he's dumb enough to fall for crappy game playing.
Just pathetic, Jessica we are not as dumb as you.
She is so fake and desperate. I wonder who call the paps this time her or papa, could have been John since he play the publicity whore game.
I really wish she would stop rubbing all that fake dark crap on her skin.
She still look soooo porky, Mayer has very bad taste, yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay tune to see how long Jessica can keep the skanky blow up porno doll look going. She must know he is into that kind of stuff, see that girl is smart.
Master John has got to say yes soon or she will burst. She had better not go anywhere near a pin.
Imaging the pictures they will show the kids, "now here is your mother when she looked like a cheap hooker before we got married, oh son some women look like that when they are desperate to marry you" lol too funny.
Just what Hollywood marriages are built on.

Jessica is such a pretty woman. I only wish that she would get over the "I'm single now, so I need a big change" phase, and go back to the beautiful blond she was. The brown hair is just too dull for her, and with the overly tanned skin it makes her look monochromatic. It’s just my opinion, but I think she looks best more pale, blond, and natural. Also, I wish she would stop wearing these tops that make her breasts pop out of the top of them. It makes her breasts look unnatural, and it just doesn't seem like the real her. It seems like she is getting some bad advice. No matter what look she chooses though she seems like a classy lady, and I wish her all the best with John.

Great Body wish she she was still blonde though. she's a total babe

Yeah, fake comments from paid friends and paid peeps does an ego good.

So true got to get those fake comments to stroke that man size ego she has along with those man ugly legs she has.
True is chick is so hideous and it shows in the pictures, they have tried their best to make this thing look goods as they can, even pushing up her breast to her neck but shes just ugly.

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!

I know Jess has naturally big boobs but she lost most of them when she lost all that weight. These are clearly surgically enhanced/airbrushed. Her boobs used to be saggy. It also looks like she got her lips done again. She doesn't look bad here (the best I've seen since the new brown hair). But she is still the poster child for fake. She is much better looking as a blonde and natural (and I don't even like blondes).

Those are the uglyise feeing shoes i have EVER seen

UGLY MUCH.
She screams high maintenance,she have to keep running somewhere for Ken to put new hair on her head. Your pictures did not work with me I think you are very ugly inside as well as outside.
Thats why you put all that crap on your body head-to-toe to hide the ugly.

pretty girl stole jan brady's dress and played in mommy's makeup.

She looks like a crazy mixed up person, not knowing what way she is going.
When JS and JM get married that is going to be one big messy Hollywood divorce and quite worst than Her and Nick's. X17 get ready because once they get married the divorce is following soon after.

Jessica, the best thing you did in youre life was marry Nick Lachey. Youre singing career is whack and John Mayer, seriously? hes so ugly its unreal. Why the hell u let Nick go is beyond me!!

It's so funny to think that all the people that call this gorgeous woman "ugly" are almost certainly hideous gremlins themselves. This whole system would work a lot better if it required people to post their own full body shots before commenting. you're a bunch of pussies.