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Jessica Simpson MajorMovieStarOneSheet.jpg Is when your flick is called Major Movie Star, and it's going straight to DVD!

That's just what's happened to Jessica Simpson's latest attempt at a movie career.

Now, to save what's left of her dignity, they're changing the title of the film to Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous before dumping it in the bargain bins at Wal-Mart.

Jess can console herself with the fact her film did at least open at number one in Russia.

Maybe it's something in the translation?

Do you think Jess should make any more movies?

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October 31, 2008 9:46 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Translation: You suck BITCH

October 31, 2008 9:52 AM

Posted by: Kim

I love JESSICA.

Her Movie can be hot, why put it direct to DVD
???!!!!

October 31, 2008 10:43 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Here you go again---Blasting Jessica.

Jessica Simpson is awesome. Love to see everything about her. Very sexy and hot and humid.

October 31, 2008 11:04 AM

Posted by: Ashley Simpson

Jessica, as far as a movie career, if you want to stand a snowballs chance...err, make that a Tony Romo's chance at playing in the Super Bowl, your going to have to take roles where you have to show your titties.

October 31, 2008 11:14 AM

Posted by: kokhri

her carreer as a singer is OVAH. the last attemp with country album is in bin too. After album selling 65000 copies in first week and capitalizing with a "# 1" in country charts it have not even sold 130000 todate and it has so long dropped from the chart. she need to get pregnat and disappear for a while now and let her designers team keep attaching her name to those cheap material shoes and hardbag.

October 31, 2008 3:00 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Her career is definately; OVER!
She has no more work lined up after this "Major Movie Star" crap.

Peace
xo

October 31, 2008 10:21 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

When is this annoying, no talent girl going to disappear once and for all ? Her desperate Dad keeps trying to stretch her fifteen minutes over and over because he is so in need of money.

November 1, 2008 8:17 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

IN RUSSIA ? WTF ?? think what you say bitch !
she can be popular only in US , STUPID BLOND - AMERICAN IDOL , NOT Russian u suck!!

November 5, 2008 8:41 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Why is it when you have a celebrity that is clean and sober everyone trashes them, but when they have major issues they are loved. We should be glad to have more couples like her and Tony.

November 5, 2008 5:26 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

you rock