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JSimpson052308_10_X17.jpgJessica Simpson JSimpson052308_001_X17.jpg After watching her little sister get married last weekend, Jessica Simpson clearly needed a little alone time - just her and the sun!

And boy, did she ever get it - when the blonde bombshell stepped out after returning from Cabo San Lucas and headed to Jim Henson last night, we barely recognized her thanks to how bronze she looked!



JSimpson052308_026_X17.jpg Nice tan, Jess!

JSimpson052308_10_X17.jpg And just in time for daisy-dukes season, too!

SEE MORE:
  >   Jessica's Dog Daisy Taken By Coyote! - Sep 14, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica's Back From Brazil! - Sep 13, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Simpson Escapes From LA! - Aug 09, 2009
  >   Jessica Needs To Wash That Man Right Out Of Her Hair...AND Just Wash Her Hair - Aug 08, 2009
  >   Jessica & Ken Cause All Sorts Of Chaos At Beso! - Aug 06, 2009

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Posted by: austria

what happened with her face, it looks so ugly

she looks old and used

her nose seemes to be not so good.



Posted by: Abby

she looks cute and happy to me



Posted by: Road hard Put Away wet

Shes been getting alot of Sex,but no marrige propasals.So she talks too much about herself, and shes prude in bed.
However she does have like half a billion dollars. so she ought to be good catch for someone.
She should keep her Dad out of her persoanl affairs. She needs to make some real friends and ditch her Dad.
She would make a great wife for Tony he s just too stuck on himself.
She should go for a regular Joe.Who Joe doesnt know! Joe ruins her life.
Mybe a country music guy.
Shes getting Old and needs to settel down and make babies.
Or she well just be a Jet set noone.
Traveling slut.



Posted by: anonymous

love jess and she looks pretty.



Posted by: POOR WITTLE JESSICA

BACK JUST IN TIME FOR THE NEWS TO BREAK THAT ROMO WENT TO THE WEDDING BECAUSE HE WAS BEING PAID TO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Posted by: Anonymous

She is just happy someone is taking her picture. She is a loser.



Posted by: MUST REALLY BITE!

How humiliating that her ex only went to her sisters wedding because he had to honor a contract with People Magazine.



Posted by: Anonymous

She didn't go to Cabo 'alone'...she went with Daddy.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks a happy retard diddling herself to the tune of "We're off to see the wizard!"



Posted by: Jess, go away, please

Tony belongs with Carrie Underwood... She's is "waaaay fantastic" in so many ways, and beautiful too!!! I loved her performance on the final IDOL



Posted by: Anonymous

I agree, she is just happy to have someone taking her picture..Nick was the best thing she ever had and she blew that, she deserves what she gets!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Jess is an empty shell, led around on a leash held by Daddy. She will NEVER get beyond that, doesn't want to. Yuk



Posted by: Anonymous

wonder if she got some big dick down south?



Posted by: Anonymous

Her knees are red, she's been on them too much. Hope she gets AIDS



Posted by: jess and tony f/ever

Honestly you people are so stupid. This gril doesn't even know you and if she does she probably wouldn't even acknowledge it. Get a life because even though you are making this ignorant comments about her she is still making money and having a wonderful relationship with her man Tony Romo. But you RETARDS wouldn't know anything about that because you IDIOTS do not have a life.



Posted by: pirate

I play jacks and eat tic-tacs



Posted by: Nancy

She looks pretty. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called BillionaireCupid.com last week. She is writing her blog there.



Posted by: Anonymous

6:14PM
so why are you here dumbass?
We all have the right to express our opinions as she is a celebrity.I think she looks cute i don't like the orange burned tan though.
She needs to buy some personality the girl is a moron who can't say "no" to her father
she broke up with Tony there is nothing wrong with that she should be honest and grow some balls.She is not 18 anymore.Be honest Jessica the kid.



Posted by: Anonymous

I just don't get it. This girl can't sing, can't act and at best is only average looking. Why do the paps fall all over her and who even wants to see her picture? What in the world is she famous for?



Posted by: Anonymous

7:03PM - because Jess has the best tits in Hollywood. That's just a fact! In a town full of women with silicon boobs or like like Paris with man chest Jess is a breath of fresh air.

Now if she could just get away from her controlling father....



Posted by: Anonymous

Why can't she be honest about the break up. What is she a retard. All she have to say is it didn't work out. People would have more respect for her. The lies make her look stupid. Just like John Mayer keeping up a busted publicity stunt. They all look like retards. This is the new Hollywood-no talent. Just use PR agents.



Posted by: Dermatologist Doc

She looks like a puffer fish that someone shoved some fake ass chipmunk teeth in. She has an IQ of -2. Keep laying out in the sun my pretty, because pretty soon you'll get basal cell carcinoma and die.



Posted by: Anonymous

When she start calling the paps as she goes to the gym. Then you know she is searching for a new man.



Posted by: michelle

She is stupid ugly worthless CUM BUCKET maybe now she realises how awesome her husband NICK was



Posted by: BE PROUD AND STATE YOUR NAME 7:02

7:02
Why am I here you piece of shit because I like to degard you morons who make stupid comments like yourself. It seems to me that you are another dumb bitch Who live her or his life around gossip. Get a job or better yet I'm sure you live on your counch or trailer park so I will give your stupid ass the benefit of the doubt. ASSHOLE.



Posted by: Anonymous

Nick should be sorry he lost her. Tony should be sorry he lost her. John should be sorry he lost her. She is awesome and fine. Jessica Simpson rules.
Boy, are men stupid.



Posted by: michael

DAH 7:02 for one she is not a man so she cant grow ball. Fact of the matter is she is pretty blonde AVERAGE DUMB BLONDE WHO GOT LUCKY AT THE RIGHT TIME . Other than that trust me she aint nothing speciL HOT CHICKS ARE A DIME A dozen in hollywood. Jessica will soon fade away unless Tony makes the mistake of impregnating the dumb C U N T, she is a nobody as is her worthless sister and her fagott husband.If i had half their money i would use it to raise fund fo the starving kids in Africa they ae all WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT. I Hope TONY DUMPS HER WORLESS ASS!@!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

The paps wouldn't keep taking her picture if nobody were interested.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:26 hypocrit much?!!!
You are here reading gossips too fucking liar.Fuck you Jessica's publicist!
Do you have you period angry cow?

To 8:40 it was an expression you got my point i guess.
She needs to behave like an adult.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:26 hypocrit much?!!!
You are here reading gossips too fucking liar.Fuck you Jessica's publicist!
Do you have your period angry cow?

To 8:40 it was an expression you got my point i guess.
She needs to behave like an adult.



Posted by: jess publicist

9:05(RESPONDING)

ACTUALLY I HAVE ONE EVERY 28 DAYS HOW ABOUT YOURSELF. tHE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU IS THAT I READ GOSSIP AND MAKE COMMENTS TO MYSELF WHAT YOU DO IS HATE ON STARS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN LOW INCOME JOB THAT JUST DOESN'T PAY WELL. SO YOU RANT LIKE A CHILD FOR ATTENTION GO FIGURE!! HERE IS SOME ADVICE FIND A BETTER JOB AND YOU CAN TRY AND BE SOMEONE IMPORTANT OR YOU CAN JUST KILL YOURSELF AND THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE.



Posted by: Anonymous

Get a real life! If you don't like her stay out of where she is. They'll be more space for the rest of us. As for Nick he's single again or didn't you hear he cheated on Vanessa too hahaha.



Posted by: saz

Her wig looks yellow!!



Posted by: TEAMMATE

SHE GOT CAUGHT BANGING TWO OTHER GUYS, ONE WAS (ACTOR/PRODUCER), THE SECOND JUST AND ACTOR!!!. IT'S HER OWN FAULT!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney's tranny cuzzin



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks happy to me. If she broke up with Tony maybe there is something to be said about him too. Didn't Carrie say she was cheated on. Something happen in Las Vegas no one is talking about it. But that when thing started to happen. To me he doesn't have enough backbone because as a man you have your say and be done with it. You don't allow all these rummors to continue, especially when she's receiving the blunt of it. This is suppose to be the great jock. What a man. I rather have the mouse.



Posted by: Hurry Jess, the clock is ticking

Time for her to settle down and become a Texas trophy wife with someone just like Daddy. Her tits and vapidity fit right in in the Dallas social world.



Posted by: Anonymous

Are you talking about the lies that are going to be told in the Nat. Enq. about Ken Paves,Jared Leto Zack Braff,and Donald Falson CaCee Cobb's boy friend who attended a celebration at P. Diddy's house. I guess Tony feels he needs to bad mouth her in order to save his own face. If you have a girl/boy friend you take care of her/him and you don't send your so call team mates to bad mouth her/him just to hide what when on in Vegas.



Posted by: Anonymous

Teammate keep making up storie so that your friend can look good. Whole bunch of losers That why hell will freeze over before you win a superbowl. You guys can't play then you blame the girl when you loose. Loooosers!



Posted by: Anonymous

She sure can't escape the cheating rumors can she, they follow her constantly. You know what they say, once a ho, always a ho! She needs to accept Christ into her life. She has done too many dirty deeds, and that is why she can't find happiness. She needs to repent for her sins of adultery, only then can she find her spiritual husband.



Posted by: Anonymous

She needs to have her cheek implants removed, they do not look good and cause a "shelf" look under her eyes. She was so much better looking before the PS.



Posted by: Anonymous

Tony is a gentleman and he is nice to everyone. You people don't know our QB. He is from a good family and he just got mixed up with some Hollywood. He's back to his old self again. He has a wicked arm.



Posted by: ananymous

Johnny Knoxville passed a lie detector test saying he never porked Jess. Bam Margera admitted he was paid $8000 to lie and say he'd slept with Jess. Adam Levine told Lachey to his face that he never boinked Jess. Jared Leto had denied that he slept with Jess.

With all her virgin-til-married hoopla, she's a favorite target of the paparazzi. But most of it's made up to sell gossip rags.

She looks great in these pics, even with minimal makeup.

BTW, I'd be stunned if Romo takes up with Underwood. He's been there, done that. Also, word in the industry is she's a total nightmare -- rude, obnoxious, and nasty in general. So much for the sweet lil' country bumpkin act.



Posted by: Gertrude

I understand why she wears the fake hair for work but everyday!Whats wrong with her real hair?



Posted by: Anonymous

How dare anyone say anything about Tony. He has been a gentleman throughout the break up. He could have showed up in public with another women. That would have blown the lid off or just didn't show up for Asley's wedding.



Posted by: Play with fire get burned

everytime she with a guy and gets dumped she looks worse and worse.
soon kate hudson well be looking just as haggarded.
sluts dont age well.
Just look at jenna jameson and pam anderson YUC,



Posted by: Tony wants ameal tickect to fame

If Tony Romeyo was such a good QB why does he need to bost his ego by dating only famous blonds.
when he went on a dte with Jessica he made her pay the tab so he isnot a gentaleman. Hes just you avadge losser who happens to play foot ball.



Posted by: The Dallas Cowboys Suck Donkey Dick

Texas is the worst state in the Union.
Nothing but, Fire Anunts, and Big Hair.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:28
Even with all these "denials" from these men, the rumors don't go away. Where there's smoke, there's fire. If she really cared about her reputation, she would talk to Oprah and put a rest to the "lies" about her, obviously she has something to hide.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:28
Even with all these "denials" from these men, the rumors don't go away. Where there's smoke, there's fire. If she really cared about her reputation, she would talk to Oprah and put a rest to the "lies" about her, obviously she has something to hide.



Posted by: anon

she really is a whore just like kate hutson every day with somebody new , is that what they do all day, sleeping around by the the year their won't be any man left for them to sleep with.



Posted by: anon

i meant by the end of year their won't be any men left for them to sleep with. they're nothing but bunch of whores.



Posted by: anon

i meant by the end of year their won't be any men left for them to sleep with. they're nothing but bunch of whores.



Posted by: pam

X17, instead of making the story about her tan, why don't you get off your butt and find out what she's doing at Jim Henson? That would be news, guess I'll have to go over to TMZ, E! or even the dreaded Perez for that information.



Posted by: pam

X17, instead of making the story about her tan, why don't you get off your butt and find out what she's doing at Jim Henson? That would be news, guess I'll have to go over to TMZ, E! or even the dreaded Perez for that information.







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