Where's Ken Paves When You Need Him?



Jessica Simpson's Checklist Before Going Out In NYC Last Night:
1. Forget to comb hair? Check.
2. Make odd facial expressions? Check.
3. Oh, and carry around hideously multi-colored purse all night? Check!
J. Simp is a beautiful girl, but there's no excuse for this!
Pull it together, Jess!
> X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica's Back From Brazil! - Sep 13, 2009
> X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Simpson Escapes From LA! - Aug 09, 2009
> Jessica Needs To Wash That Man Right Out Of Her Hair...AND Just Wash Her Hair - Aug 08, 2009
> Jessica & Ken Cause All Sorts Of Chaos At Beso! - Aug 06, 2009



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