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X17 FACE OFF - Ashlee Vs. Jessica!

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That's right, folks... the time has come yet again to compare the Simpson sisters.

Jessica has always been the hotter one, let's be honest. Ashlee even whined about it in her first album! Then Ash "fixed" her nose, dyed her hair and everyone started to notice her. And then she got married, popped out a kid and STILL looks like dynamite.

Meanwhile, Jess got divorced, had a string of messy relationships and, of course, her weight started to fluctuate a bit. Now it's official: Ash is like totes hotter, right?



Uh, right! But is she happy?

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Posted by: Anonymous

Jess wins! She's got the best boobs in Hollywood. Game over!



Posted by: Anonymous

Jessica looks like she's either pregnant or just gave birth!



Posted by: Anonymous

Dear x17 writer/editor,

You are an idiot. Your commentary is idiotic and grating. Not to mention, you're misogynistic (yes, you can be a female and still hate on women.)

Jesus Christ, grow up already. I love trashy gossip as much as anyone, but yours routinely centers on the appearances and weight of women. Please get a clue. You need one.



Posted by: a normal girl

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Assless is scary ugly. Jess is cute as can be and does not have to wear a ton of makeup to give her pale face a little bit of color. Jessica may not have had the best luck with men, but at least she dates masculine men. Not men that wear more make up then most women. Ashley is way to immature to be raising another human being. I don't even like Jessica, but she is much more appealing than her sister. Ashley just looks miserable, all of the time.



Posted by: Ryan

Best boobs in hollywood??? Yeah right!
Her boobs are so saggy, and she has HUGE nipples. No bra can support those things!



Posted by: Sarah@Nevada

wow Ashley looks fabulous!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by encouraging class hatred. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn. You cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. This was written by Abraham Lincoln.
Obama, who likes to compare himself to President Lincoln, apparently cannot read.



Posted by: Anonymous

ashlee is sooooooo hot!



Posted by: Guadeloupe Ortiz

All of you white flat ass bitches with no asses no lips and flat chest are all ugly! We Latinas are the best and we are taking all of your men because you white gringo sluts are ugly flat ass boys! ViVa Mexico!



Posted by: Anonymous

wrong



Posted by: Anonymous

no ash sucks...jess wins ass.



Posted by: Anonymous

Guadeloupe take your short fat ugly illegal behind back to the hut you squatted in all your life. You people are losers and you always will be.



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 writer/editor, you make me sick!!! Why do you do that? Exposing two sisters, one against the other and think you're cool about doing that? Why spreading jealousy into a family? Maybe they are already comparing each other and it's wrong. You're just adding up the wrongness once again, you paparazzis! Morality is really sinking deep in this stupid ass superficial world.



Posted by: Anonymous

You've got to be kidding. Take Ashley's makeup off and she's no looker. Jessica is a natural beauty which is very rare. She doesn't need makeup. Ashley is NOT hot at all.



Posted by: Anonymous

Natural beauty my @ss! Jess does need makeup and lots of it to look good and the proof is this picture. She's a hot mess.



Posted by: Selena

Guade-loupe if you're a latina why did you mispelled your own name? It spells GUADALUPE. Yes latinas are beautiful, and also white women, and black and indian, etc... and every race also has ugly peple and you must be one of those.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jess looks 40ish in that pic, but usually she,s cute. Her sister on the other hand needed surgery to look decent.



Posted by: you have no class

Guadeloupe Ortiz you sound like a complete idiot. White, black,oriental, or whatever you are way to immature to make public comments. Beauty is skin deep and you are very shallow. When people like you comment, we all look stupid. No person, who speaks so derogatorily should make assumptions about others, you should just be quite, don't share your baseless stereotypes and beg karma doesn't come back and bite you in your BIG ASS.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think Ashlee was more interesting in her first style with black jeans and interesting clothes. But her face looks waaaay better now. But ash: put the ld style back, we miss it, you were interesting!



Posted by: Anonymous

I completely agree with Selena, and i am latina..wich im not sure this GUADELOUPE person really is. But she sure sounds resentful and clasless.
You can find beauty in all kinds of people..



Posted by: Anonymous

i bet guadeloupe is greasy looking



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica has never been the hotter one.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ok miss Ashlee or as we all well know her as Miss plastic surgery who hated her ugly looks gets the works done on her mug, much to the joy of Pimpin' Daddy Joe who agrees she will make more money with a nose job and all the rest she has had done and sees as usual dollar signs. Jessica on the other hand is or was a natural beauty but getting older and seemingly has lost Ken Paves her famous stuck to the hip hairdresser, who I might add ditched her for high dollar Eva Longoria due to Jessica's financial or should we say no work status and so is not able to afford to pay him 24/7 anymore and so this is why her hair looks like she just rolled out of bed along with her gone down the hill looks. It seems Jessica and her sister try to rely on their looks not their umm so called talent (because neither of them have any), to keep them on the road to fame and money it seems. Jessica Simpson turns from the married/divorced reality bimbo star/pop singer,to country/gospel/shoes/fashion/cant make up my mind bimbo and now maybe a trip around the world to find beauty, even bigger bimbo. Ashlee lip sync/plastic surgery/crap at acting and a husband who said in an actual interview baby was really a 'mistake' and not planned (just couldn't keep it in my pants) on the other hand as so much going for her too. LMAO Frankly I think if this is a competition that X17 is trying to shove out there then I would say neither one of these talentless Britney Spears clones are the prodigy of any real beauty.



Posted by: disappointed x17 fan.

x17,,,, what is wrong with you really?. you really sounds like the jerks from TMZ... so disappointing. please, stop comparing the sisters who's hotter or not. that's very jerky. im officially removing your site from my bookmark. damn disappointing x17.



Posted by: Girl

NO WAY!! Jessica is waaayyy better looking.



Posted by: Anonymous

Neither are good looking. Ashlee has a modified nose and has absolutely no curves. Her butt and boobs are flatter than a wall. Jess looks like a middle-aged out of shape mom who drinks everyday. All these celebs are idiots. They're getting all this publicity and they can't take the time to try to look their best. The fact that they're letting themselves go, is just a slap in every non-famous person's face.



Posted by: Anonymous

sure use a pic of Ash all dolled up, and Jess who just threw something on and left the house. whatever. how about that pic from behind? Ash has no ass!!



Posted by: Anonymous

"totes hotter " ???

i swear i could just slap ya every time

you write something that stupid lol

it's obvious who's the insanely hot one

here so why start a fight between

sister's lol

and yeah using a pic where one is done

up and one is not is lame lmaoo

on her best day she isn't as remotely

hot but that's ok , looks aren't

all there is to life ,

now go learn to speak english and stop

causing trouble for no good reason lol

... and for crying out loud use WHOLE

words ! , ENGLISH please !

you get paid for this crap lol



Posted by: Anonymous

lol and oh yeah all men looove white chicks lmao , serioulsy , deal with it lol , there is beauty and ugliness in all races .... duh lol



Posted by: Anonymous

8:34pm- I seriously love you. To quote Meatloaf, you took the words right outta my mouth. They are both talentless and irrelevant. When it comes to beauty, how can you compare artificial to natural?



Posted by: Angela

8:34pm- I seriously love you. To quote Meatloaf, you took the words right outta my mouth. They are both talentless and irrelevant. When it comes to beauty, how can you compare artificial to natural?



Posted by: Anonymous

They are both talentless morons. Bottom line.



Posted by: Anonymous

Just wanna say, True beauties are actually among ourselves, check this out ...mill ion aire chats.c/o/m... hot and sincere rich people, hot girls and handsome men there are much more attractive and charming!!!! search and find our own beauties today!!! lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Ryan - I guess you prefer fake boobs like Pam's or every other girl in LA! Real boobs SAG! If you want to sag then date a male body builder!
Real boobs RULE!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Ryan - I guess you prefer fake boobs like Pam's or every other girl in LA! Real boobs SAG! If you don't want sag then date a male body builder! Btw, sounds like you've never been with a girl.
Real boobs RULE!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: anonymous

Of the two ugly sisters, Ashlee has always been the less ugly.







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