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X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica Gets Cooking Classes for Xmas, Should Have Asked for a New Stylist!

jsimpson122606social0.jpgJessica showed up at the party at Social last night in an outfit that makes the absolute least of her assets. When your hairstylist and wardrobe stylist are permanent members of your entourage (no disrespect to Ken, her hair looks great!) don't you think you'd come up with something better than what my mom wore to her 7th grade yearbook photo in the 60s? Anyone who saw Newlyweds knows that cooking classes were probably a smart gift (even though Jessica claims here that she's already good at it), but if this is what she got from Jessica Pastor, it might be time to call up Rachel Zoe.



jsimpson122706social02.jpgMaybe would have been better without the turtleneck and tights...
jsimpsonsocial1227061.jpgNah, it's the dress!
jsimpson122706social3.jpgEven former assistant Cacee Cobb looks better than Jess...and she probably even dressed herself!

SEE MORE:
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  >   Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Great Pair - Oct 16, 2006
  >   Jessica Simpson Leaves Her Headlights On - Oct 04, 2006
  >   Jessica, Mayer, May Not Have Had Rendez-vous Last Night - Oct 03, 2006

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JESSICA,WHERE`S YOUR HEART?)))

Posted by: ALENA


Bitch can't sing. For shit. Said so. Saw it. Is talentless. Looks FUG. Lost Nick. HAHA. Dumb cunt.

Posted by: KANDYKANE


Jessica sucks...she was so much better when she was with Nick. Haha she thought she would come off on top what a laugh! She sucks and her career is going down hill fast....I am glad can't stand her. She got famous after she married Nick and then she thought she was hot sh** and divorced him thinking she was better than him....what a laugh he helped her career and now that he is gone she has nothing. She is dumb and she sucks and I can't wait till she has no career. I will be happy not to have to watch her fake smile and personality. She is a FAKE!!! I hate her. A christian YEAH what laugh!!1 What nerve she has!

Posted by: a hotter blonde


IMO, Cassie has ALWAYS looked better than Jessica! LOL.

She looks ridiculous, and her hair looks gross, two-toned and greasy. I wish this reality whore would just go away!

Posted by: LISA


Alena, you are so dumb. What the hell are you talking about? Jessica, should run back to Nick and beg him to come back. He loved her and she sh*t on him. He was the best thing that ever happened to her and she let it go. She knows it to, that is why she is so depressed lately. Sorry about your luck, maybe you should let daddy go Jess and get a life of your own.

Posted by: Anonymous


man, they sure did make her park far from the entrance.

Posted by: Anonymous


I LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON, SO FUCK YOU ALL HATERS, IT WAS HER EX NICK THAT SCREWED UP THEIR RELATIONSHIP WHILE THEY WERE MARRIED HE SPENT A WEEKEND AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND YOU COULD SEE CLEARLY ON THEIR NEWLYWOODS SHOW HE TREATED HER LIKE SHIT GIVING HER ALL KINDS OF WEIRD LOOKS ON CAMERA AND TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE'S STUPID, HE WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. THEN HE LEAVES HER FOR ANOTHER WOMAN, WTF NICK NEVER DESERVED AN AWESOME WOMAN LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON. PLUS IT WAS NICK THAT GOT FAMOUS FOR HAVING MARRIED JESSICA, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Posted by: ALL HATERS FUCK OFF


ALENA...What in the world do you mean by that?

Posted by: Jess


She's such a prick with that collagen enlarged mouth ... DUCK MOUTH. Rhymes with fuck mouth which I like better. FUCK MOUTH.

Posted by: KANDYKANE


she doesn't even look like herself....she looks like a soccer mom on a dressy coffee run

Posted by: spin sycle


jessica simpson is over. Im glad her latest album flopped she's fucking ugly now.

Posted by: britney luver



TO JESS

WHERE`S YOUR HEART
I`M ASKING CAUSE PLEASING YOU
TO TOURCH ME WITH EVERY WORD
I`M ASKING CAUSE YOU`RE BLEADING
AND LOSTING YOU POWER
JUST TELL ME NOW WHERE`S YOUR GOD?

Posted by: ALENA


Wow... did you see how Jess had to give Ken money to tip the valet?? Does she have to pay for everything when she hangs out with these "friends"?? Her buddies are all on her payroll... LAME.
Jessica - don't get used!!

Posted by: Anonymous


whats up with her lips.... looks like it hurts her to move them??

Posted by: em


ahha... was x17 the only photographer there? haha... i love how no one gives a shit about her fat ass anymore. TEAM NICK! I hope he pops the question to vanessa soon so jess will jump off a bridge or something

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't mind the outfit....looks far better than anything Britney has wore in the past few months!

Posted by: Anonymous


I LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON, SO FUCK YOU ALL HATERS, IT WAS HER EX NICK THAT SCREWED UP THEIR RELATIONSHIP WHILE THEY WERE MARRIED HE SPENT A WEEKEND AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND YOU COULD SEE CLEARLY ON THEIR NEWLYWOODS SHOW HE TREATED HER LIKE SHIT GIVING HER ALL KINDS OF WEIRD LOOKS ON CAMERA AND TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE'S STUPID, HE WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. THEN HE LEAVES HER FOR ANOTHER WOMAN, WTF NICK NEVER DESERVED AN AWESOME WOMAN LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON. PLUS IT WAS NICK THAT GOT FAMOUS FOR HAVING MARRIED JESSICA, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Posted by: Anonymous


Nick Lachey is a piece of shit

Posted by: Anonymous


nothing natural looking about her....

Posted by: Anonymous


No, Nick Lachey is a happy piece of shit.

Posted by: Anonymous


No, Nick Lachey is a happy piece of shit.

Posted by: Anonymous


NICK AND JESS....IT`S OVER
NOTHING NEW UNDER THE MOON.)))))

Posted by: ALENA


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Nick is a happy piece of shit - CLASSIC!

Jessica's "big head" finally caught up to her, that shit looks huge, her face is more square, what the hell did she do? She looks like shit.

KARMA - bitch is NOTHING without Mr. Lachey, but a has been wanna be xmas parade singer. HAHA!

Nick looked at like she was stupid on the show because SHE IS, asshole. She and her incestuos papa pimp thought it was "cute",too bad they banked on the wrong one.

Nick is doing just fine with the beautiful VANESSA. LMAL! KARMA

Posted by: anonymous


TO ANONYMOUS DECEMBER 28,2006 2:10 PM

YOU`RE SICK,I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU,YOU`RE NOTHING.)))

Posted by: ALENA


LOOK! Its....
....
...
...
..
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Sponge Boob Square Chin!

Posted by: Anonymous


omg jess i dont want to diss you anymore hunny .i hate hate hate this look .she really must not have any real friends she looks like shit .first of all i think she looks better skinny but thats not really the issue because shes still cute its just the shit she wears is soo fucking ugly .who the hell is dressing this girl now .every sense her and nick spilt her choice in clothing is suffering .ALSO jess kick kens ass wtf is up with your extentions .horrible they look so fucking fake.they dont blend in at ALL UGLY UGLY .casey looks o so cute.her hair and outfit are on point.plz jess get it together hunny plzzz.do your hair how it use to look in newlyweds

Posted by: Anonymous


jess the uniboob has got to go.your to big on top for that dress.ewwwwwwww and the hair jesus .come on jess get it together and show nick whats his missing cause as of right now him and that girl are just laughing hard

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow, cacee looks really pretty!

Jessica has been sporting that same look for so long now, its soo tired. Fake hair, fake short hair, fake long hair 5 minutes later, big pocketbook, big boobs, ken paves at her side, "dumb blond" personality .....yada yada yada. *yawn*

Her five minutes is so up.

Sad.

Posted by: Anonymous


Her face is so square. Like Herman Munster.

Posted by: Anonymous


Yikes. Her dad must be making more money pimping Ashlee these days. She's the one with the few minutes of fame left.

Posted by: Anonymous


Her days are numbered! after the screw up in Washington D.C. in Dolly Parton's
honor, and no luck with even shittiest of scripts presented to her this girl is washed up! Can't sing, can't act,
and I can think of ten other woman I'd rather see on the stage or screen!
Back to the trailer park for her!!!

Posted by: JLS


ALL YOU HATERS ARE DICK SUCKER,NOTHING MORE.)))

Posted by: ALENA


She is one huge mess. You know she cries herself to sleep everynight. Sleeping with Nick's old T-Shirt.

Posted by: WTF


LET'S SEE HOW LONG NICK AND VANESSA LAST, I BET HE WILL LEAVE HER FOR A MAN LOL THAT FUCKING FAGGOT ASSHOLE NEVER DESERVED JESSICA.
ALL YOU HATERS ARE A BUNCH OF COMPUTER NERD WHORES THAT HAVE NO LIFE BUT TO COME TO SITES LIKE THIS AND TALK SHIT, HOW LAME.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jess **had** it all. All the pain Nick suffered was worth it in the end.

I cannot get enough of Nick & Ness, they're so hot!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Sorry, i just thought she was transformed from a man. She looks really 'MAN'!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


anonymous and alena.... it's clear you are the same person and it's even more clear that you are a huge nerd with no life. and ps, you're the only jessica simpson fan in here.. you don't have to pretend to be more than one person to make jessica feel better about her failing career

Posted by: jessica can't remember lines to songs


nobodys hating on jessica.she doesnt look pretty anymore period

Posted by: Anonymous


nobodys hating on jessica.she doesnt look pretty anymore period

Posted by: Anonymous


YOU FUCKING RETARD, ALENA IS A DIFFERENT PERSON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS CUNT, WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON SO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STUPID HATER WHORE.

Posted by: Anonymous


LOL, thanks for proving my point of how much of a nerd you are.

p.s. jessica simpson sucks. and doesn't care about you hahha

Posted by: jessica can't remember lines to songs


I don't think Nick is a player. Sadly, but I feel he did love Chesstica, although he probably wonders why....

I bet he will be married and expecting within 12 months.

It'll will be a while, if ever, Jessica can find someone will love her like Nick once did. I'm sure Nick still has feelings for her, he must feel very sorry for her...

She is fake, period. A nothing without him. Its very obvious her success was because of him. I cannot think of one song she ever sang. Only the show with Nick. That was her golden ticket.

Posted by: Anonymous


I`M ALENA,DON`T NEED TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.)))
GOD BLESSED HER,TELL ME WHAT DO YOU HAVE,JUST A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.))

Posted by: ALENA


get your shit together!

www.carpemundus.com - getting a stylist this week

Posted by: carpemundus.com


haters, haters, she's a beautifull woman, u guys wish you could look like that. she's so hoooooooooot, doesn't matter what she wears she still looks way better than vanessa,

Posted by: Love Jessica


TO: jessica can't remember lines to songs

WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU YOURSELF ARE A FUCKING NERD SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER WISHING YOU HAD JESSICA'S MONEY AND LOOKS HAHAHAH YOU PIECE OF SHIT COW GET UP AND GO SHAVE YOUR FUCKING MUSTACHE YOU STUPID HATER CUNT, I BET YOU BEEN AT YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAY AND HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN A SHOWER YET HAHAHAHA YOU FAT ASS WHORE. YOU ARE JEALOUS OF JESSICA THAT IS WHY YOU TALK SHIT ON HERE, GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING LOSER, PLUS YOU ARE PROBABLY THE SAME PERSON AS THE REST OF THE OTHER ANONYMOUS POSTS. ONCE AGAIN GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE FUCKING JEALOUS HATER LOSER. I AM NOT RESPONDING TO YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE A FUGLY FATASS WHORE LIKE YOU IS NOT WORTH IT. GO STICK A DILDO UP YOUR HAIRY FAT SMELLY ASS.

Posted by: JESSICA SIMPSON IS BEAUTIFUL


Vanessa is Hot. Jess is Not.

Posted by: JESSICA SIMPSON IS NOT BEAUTIFUL


Vanessa is Hot. Jess is Not.

Posted by: JESSICA SIMPSON IS NOT BEAUTIFUL


Ummm...Im not sure that tablecloth goes with the purse....Sorry Jess! Get a new stylist (pronto)!!!

Posted by: Kyra


SUCH A CUTE DRESS.)))

Posted by: ALENA


Wow, she looks so pretty in this outfit and the tights too!!!

Posted by: LABlondes.com


nobodys hating on jessica.she doesnt look pretty anymore period

Posted by: Anonymous


This post as well as my last post is not about hating, just reality!
She can't sing, She can't act and if you take off the make up she isn't that pretty!
If your going to perform in front of people and want to be considered more then you appear you must rehearse your lines and come off as a professional if you want to be taken seriously! Otherwise the talent that you claim to have will be as transparent as some of posts on this site that think they have something intelligent to say!
Again her days are numbered in the spotlight, Her 15 minutes expired an hour ago.

Posted by: JLS


Jessica Simpson is a hottie, she is one of the best, i love her.

Posted by: Lucinda


I don't care what people say...
Jessica's the best for me...
nothing can change this...

Posted by: Gisele


she's getting fat.

The bottom of her face is almost as wide as her forehead.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jess rocks
Nick is a hasbeen

Posted by: SUPER HOT


Why every time I come here, people is always saying that she was stupid for leaving Nick manboobs Lachey?! First, he didn't care or respect Jessica, he was dating other entertainers before they separated! He simply wasn't into her, she was never beautiful, if so, he wouldn't have never would have went to strip clubs, the Playboy Mansion, cavorting with porn stars, going on dates with Jessica Biel in Vegas, and dating a minor! They're through, get over it, and she needs to stop trying to evade the truth that she needs to get her ugly nose fixed! She needs to stop injecting her lips, no wonder John isn't taking her seriously and Romo dumped her for Carrie Underwood!!!

Posted by: Cynthia


Jessica, if you are reading this, you need to do like Ashlee and get that ugly bumpy nose of yours fixed, you only have your sis to blame for this. I respect Ashlee's decision to admit she needed help.At least you won't look manly like your dad! Just admit you need a little help like Ash, sheesh!

Posted by: anonymous


Leave Jessica Simpson alone, she has more money than you ever will. Get a life losers.

Posted by: Shawnalynn


What a "QUEEN" that stylist, with all those famous friends paying all that money for a hair cut, he could not evn pay for Valet himself, cheap F------.
Yeah Cacee is the cutest thing ever,she's sooooo hot, soooo delicious...

Posted by: aba


Jessica if you are reading this we want you to know that we love you, you are a great gal and just ignore all the silly negative people, love your music and stay strong. You are a babe.

Posted by: Patricia


JOHN MAYER WAS WITH JESSICA FOR CHIRSTMAS! THE PICS ARE ON SWEETKISSES.NET. JOHN IS IN THE HAT TRYING NOT TO BE NOTICED! HE IS A COMPLETE FRAUD! PUT IT ON THE COVER OF EVERY MAGAZINE!!!!!! JOHN, I HOPE YOU READ THIS & I KNOW YOU DO SINCE YOU QUOTE IT ON YOUR BLOGS ALL THE TIME, YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH MUSIC TODAY. HOW DO YOU SING THOSE LYRICS & LOOK YOUR FANS IN THE EYE. UR A COWARD & A FRAUD, THE ONLY THING PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER IN 37 YEARS IS HOW MUCH OF A LIAR YOU ARE, YOUR NOTHING BUT JESSICA SLUTSON'S BOYRFRIEND, WAY TO THROW IT ALL AWAY. "IF YOU BELIEVE IT, I'LL KEEP SINGING IT" NO ONE BELIEVES IT ANYMORE, NO MORE GRAMMYS FOR YOU. "SOME REALLY UM MEANINGFUL STUFF UM CUZ LIKE I'M TRYING NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND BUT REALLY UM PLEASE KEEP TAKING PICTURES UM WE ALL LIKE UM KNOW I CAN LIKE TOTALLY COOK AND STUFF" HIGH STANDARDS JOHN. NICE. JUST SIGN OFF THE MUSIC SCENE, AND CONTIUUM YOUR SHOE LINE, YOU ARE THE DEFINATION OF A SELL OUT, PREACH IT TO YOURSELF!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


What a "QUEEN" that stylist, with all those famous friends paying all that money for a hair cut, he could not evn pay for Valet himself, cheap F------.
Yeah Cacee is the cutest thing ever,she's sooooo hot, soooo delicious...

Posted by: aba


I don't think she looks unattractive, just fake, fake, FAKE! Anyone would look awesome with those hair extensions and all that surgery. Why do people worship this? Her music was some of the most boring crap I have ever heard and she didn't even write it or anything. And even for being fake, she is still not that pretty and her voice is as bland as overcooked, unsalted mashed potatoes. What is the big deal? I think she had alot of christian fans before she got overexposed. I always found it strange how many so-called christians opt for plastic surgery.

Posted by: Satsuma


JOHN MAYER WAS WITH JESSICA FOR CHIRSTMAS! THE PICS ARE ON SWEETKISSES.NET. JOHN IS IN THE HAT TRYING NOT TO BE NOTICED! HE IS A COMPLETE FRAUD! PUT IT ON THE COVER OF EVERY MAGAZINE!!!!!! JOHN, I HOPE YOU READ THIS & I KNOW YOU DO SINCE YOU QUOTE IT ON YOUR BLOGS ALL THE TIME, YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH MUSIC TODAY. HOW DO YOU SING THOSE LYRICS & LOOK YOUR FANS IN THE EYE. UR A COWARD & A FRAUD, THE ONLY THING PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER IN 37 YEARS IS HOW MUCH OF A LIAR YOU ARE, YOUR NOTHING BUT JESSICA SLUTSON'S BOYRFRIEND, WAY TO THROW IT ALL AWAY. "IF YOU BELIEVE IT, I'LL KEEP SINGING IT" NO ONE BELIEVES IT ANYMORE, NO MORE GRAMMYS FOR YOU. "SOME REALLY UM MEANINGFUL STUFF UM CUZ LIKE I'M TRYING NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND BUT REALLY UM PLEASE KEEP TAKING PICTURES UM WE ALL LIKE UM KNOW I CAN LIKE TOTALLY COOK AND STUFF" HIGH STANDARDS JOHN. NICE. JUST SIGN OFF THE MUSIC SCENE, AND CONTIUUM YOUR SHOE LINE, YOU ARE THE DEFINATION OF A SELL OUT, PREACH IT TO YOURSELF!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


She seems sad all of the time since she left Nick.

Cacee always looks good.

Posted by: Anonymous


Hi. My name is Jessica and I'm a cautionary tale for young girls everywhere who are beautiful, talented, married to the man of their dreams (a kind, good hearted, beautiful man who worships them),..... and.................. pisses it away to fuck Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and the guy from Maroon 5.
Now I'm a washed-up cumbucked who's looks are fading, career's in the shitter, and lost her perfect husband who moved on to a prettier, sweeter, classier woman who can truly love him and treat him the way he deserves to be treated. OH, and my ugly duckling sister is now considered more beautiful and more successful than me.
Well, there's always Daddy.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love her outfit! I don't understand how you can't see how gorgeous it is..

Posted by: Anonymous


:( how can people be so mean to someone...I'm sure she likes the way she looks and doesn't care if a bunch of ignorant people don't like her outfit. :(

Posted by: Anonymous


JOHN MAYER IS WITH ALICIA KEYS

Posted by: CHRIS


Jessica Simpson is beautiful

Posted by: Anonymous


do you know what means her gesture in first pic???????????????? beat us??

Posted by: zenisty


Jessica is beautiful no matter what she is wearing!!

Posted by: jen


Maybe she could find a niche in the NASCAR circuit?

Posted by: Anonymous


she needs some lessons from her ex's new girl, Vanessa. Vanessa's classy, hot, sexy and sweet. Jess, sorry! You're nasty now!

Posted by: KennyP




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