Jessica showed up at the party at Social last night in an outfit that makes the absolute least of her assets. When your hairstylist and wardrobe stylist are permanent members of your entourage (no disrespect to Ken, her hair looks great!) don't you think you'd come up with something better than what my mom wore to her 7th grade yearbook photo in the 60s? Anyone who saw Newlyweds knows that cooking classes were probably a smart gift (even though Jessica claims here that she's already good at it), but if this is what she got from Jessica Pastor, it might be time to call up Rachel Zoe.
Maybe would have been better without the turtleneck and tights...
Nah, it's the dress!
Even former assistant Cacee Cobb looks better than Jess...and she probably even dressed herself!
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