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John Finally Tweets About Kristin Hookup Rumors!

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It all started with a blind item about a musician dating a reality star - and for days it's been rumored that Jen Aniston's ex has been in a secret relationship with The Hills' vixen Kristin Cavallari...

So is it true? Not according to John Mayer's hilaaarious Tweets! Check 'em all out below:

    "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis."

    “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."

    “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

    “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

He's quite the wordsmith! But is he telling the truth or just being the joker he always is?

And where's Kristin's denial!



We wonder!

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  >   John's Got A Serious Case Of The Munchies - Aug 25, 2009
  >   Mayer Stays Mum On His "Relationship" With Jennifer Aniston - Aug 20, 2009

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Posted by: Anonymous

he sounds like a 10 year old idiot.



Posted by: Anonymous

o omg does that mean she let Mayer pee on her and go #2 on her for two years??? That's nothing to brag about.



Posted by: Anonymous

da huuuurrrr



Posted by: Anonymous

C Creepers Jeepers who would admit to dating this horrible manchild. No wonder she tried to keep their hookups quiet. And speaking of having no morals...... uck



Posted by: anon

i dont get what anyone sees in john mayer myself your late with this about 3 other sites had the story before you



Posted by: Anonymous

Her rep did deny it.



Posted by: Anonymous

He's Klassy with a capital K!



Posted by: Anonymous

He's an idiot as for 9:44am that would be kim kardashian's deal!



Posted by: Kayla

The only thing that comes to mind is he's a douche bag!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

He is such a jerk and who cares about his sillylittle weenie.



Posted by: Anonymous

whatver floats their boat lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Aniston/Mayer were a SHOWMANCE. Acted fiction.



Posted by: Anonymous

I could have liked John, if he hadn't said all this. It now shows how really
dumb he is and he loves this publicity.
He thinks he is so cute and he is not.



Posted by: Josh

Even John wouldn't be sutpid or low enough to date her. She's a fame whore I don't think he would ever sink that low to date a reality star.



Posted by: anonymous

He dated Jessica Simpson, a TV reality star and who is going to have another reality show coming. Why didn't people think of this instead of Kristin Cavallari? I think, he and Jessica are back together & just keeping it low till she's finished w/ the show that she's doing in different countries. Found out JM is performing in Australia in NOvember, maybe in time for Jessica to make a reality show there, too. That makes more sense, right? But why would Jessica go back to him? They were on & off so many times during their younger days. But somehow, I think it is them that is being referred to. No one else fits the description except Jessica. And both of them needs publicity that bad.



Posted by: Anonymous

i LOVE john mayer! Hiiilarious :)







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