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John Mayer Gets Detailed

December09details.jpgjohndetailshot.jpgimage courtesy of Alexei Hay / Details

I hate to admit it, but John Mayer looks mighty fine in these shots from the December issue of Details mag!

The outspoken musician/serial dater sat down with the mag and chatted about everything from his rep as a douchebag to his sweet tunes, and he even gave X17online.com a shout out! Well, kinda.

On the subject of blogs, John says:

    "Celebrities are the world's worst data gatherers. We're day-trading in a small sliver of a demographic: people who read a third-rate gossip website and just have to post comments. Why would I want to jockey for position intellectually with people who read Perez Hilton or X17online.com?"

Okay, so he's suggesting that our readers aren't exactly the most intelligent individuals, but we all KNOW John checks the gossip sites as much as the rest of us, and he even tips us off on Twitter! Remember that time we caught him at the Hotel Cafe for that intimate performance? That tip was courtesy of a tweet from the man himself!

Anyway, what does John have to say about the people who hate him?

    "What if I had a booth on the street and I said, 'Attention, everybody who hates me: If you have a problem with me, I'm ready to hear your gripes! I will be outside the Barneys store on 60th Street from two to four this afternoon ... How many people do you think would be standing there? I'm talking about people getting the chance to tell me directly, 'I think you're a douchebag.' You know how many people would do it? Ze-ro. You know what they'd do? They'd walk up and say, 'I'm just messin' with ya.' And you know what I'd say? I'd say, 'You're a douchebag!'"

Hey, I have something a lot of things I'd like to say to him! After his comment about X17online readers, is there something you'd like to say to him too? Let us know in the comment section below, and we'll send the Twitter addict some tweets later in the day!



Dear John...

SEE MORE:
  >   John Mayer May Not Like X17online, But We Love Him! - Nov 26, 2009
  >   John Mayer Pays A Visit To The Dentist - Nov 12, 2009
  >   John Sans Jen - Oct 16, 2009
  >   John Mayer: "Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?" - Oct 14, 2009
  >   John And His Proud Papa - Oct 12, 2009

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COMMENTS
Posted by: Misti J. Fabick

Hey jhon I dont like your for a couple of reasons number one is how you treat woman. Number two is your music sucks.,
and number there is you think your smart but your dumb as hell. There is nothing exceptional abpout yopu at all except that you dated jen astion for like five minutes. BYou should just crawl back into the hole you came out of. BTW your tats are ugly!



Posted by: Leah

I gotta agree with him. People are much braver when they're anonymous. Case in point - this comment section. For the record, I'm not a huge fan but can't deny he's incredibly talented.



Posted by: Anonymous

Its always the bright folks who call others dumb.

NEWS FLASH: Jon No one likes you and if they do then they probably like the Jonas Bros as well.

You suck, n im tired to reading bout your hypnotic cock



Posted by: Anonymous

yeah he's talented, but not that talented. it's not like he's Lennon or something. and his douchebagginess negates his talent, in my humble opinion. i definitely wouldn't have a problem letting him know how much of a douchebag i think he is in person. it's too bad really, because i used to be a fan...until he opened his mouth to speak.



Posted by: Anonymous

JOHN GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE A SINGER AND NOT A PHYSICIST, BRAIN SURGEON, OR DARE I SAY ROCKET SCIENTIST! YOU DATED THE DUMBEST WHITE WOMAN ON THE PLANET - JESSICA SIMPSON!

SURE MUSICAL TALENT IS A FORM OF INTELLIGENCE, BUT EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT YOU ARE NOT. YOU KEEP LETTING THIS FAME STUFF GO TO YOUR HEAD.

YOU ARE ONE LONELY GUY! IF YOU CAN'T FIND LOVE WITH WOMEN. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OR REAL LIFE AND DEATH FRIENDS? DO YOU HAVE ANYONE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU?

STOP HATING ON US CELEBRITY WATCHERS AND START LOVING YOUR SOUL BECAUSE ITS DYING!!



Posted by: Lowly X17 Blog Reader

Not sure what the appeal is of this guy. Could it be that one-arm sleeve tattoo?



Posted by: Anonymous

im googling john mayer gets punked!!!!

lol i bet he read "catcher n the rye" more than twice

bwahaha



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah he may be a womanizering douchebag
but hell is he a hot one



Posted by: Anonymous

Come out of the closet already.



Posted by: Anonymous

adnan ghalbi called (collect) he says its time to ca$h in on ur "momentos"



Posted by: Anonymous

candy ass with tatts that plays that same old blues box scale or repetitive mode ''boring songs from candy ass attention whore ,,for candy asses this guy is total Geek with tatts ,go watch the t.m.z videos total goofball



Posted by: Wednesday

We may be unintelligent John, but we know the definition of narcissism without the help of a dictionary.



Posted by: Anonymous

If I didn't really hate him before, I completely DETEST him now!!! I'd walk up to you on the street and tell you what a total prick you are any day. Don't have a problem w/ it AT ALL.



Posted by: Anonymous

I thought that was Levi Johnston at first glance!!



Posted by: Anonymous

No john mayer fan on here yet...boo okay mob. time to pick on someone anywazzz.. lets go with.. 9:24

You can tell how backwards someone is when they start talking about someones sexuality.



Posted by: Anonymous

I CANNOT STAND THIS BLABBERING IDIOT. YOU NEED TO STOP GIVING THIS IDIOT SPACE x17.... FYI His "relationship" with Aniston was a SHOWMANCE. ENTIRELY A 100% FAKE PUBLICITY SPECTACLE.



Posted by: Anonymous

JOHN GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE A SINGER AND NOT A PHYSICIST, BRAIN SURGEON, OR DARE I SAY ROCKET SCIENTIST! YOU DATED THE DUMBEST WHITE WOMAN ON THE PLANET - JESSICA SIMPSON!
SURE MUSICAL TALENT IS A FORM OF INTELLIGENCE, BUT EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT YOU ARE NOT. YOU KEEP LETTING THIS FAME STUFF GO TO YOUR HEAD.
YOU ARE ONE LONELY GUY! IF YOU CAN'T FIND LOVE WITH WOMEN. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OR REAL LIFE AND DEATH FRIENDS? DO YOU HAVE ANYONE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU?
STOP HATING ON US CELEBRITY WATCHERS AND START LOVING YOUR SOUL BECAUSE ITS DYING!!
THIS GUY IS candy ass with tatts that plays that same old blues box scale WEAK ASS LEGATO that EVERY ONE AND THEIR GRAMMA PLAYS WEAK GTR PLAYING ON ON ALL ASPECTS ''ON repetitive mode'''''' ON ALL HE'S SONGS ''boring ASS THINKING ON song WRITING from candy ass MIND / attention whore '''''',,N YES IM BLUES FAN N BLUES PLAYER BUT NEVER TO STEAL AND RECYCLE WHAT SOME ONE ALREDY DID '''' THIS GUY TAKES AWAY FROM THE BLUES HE'S NOT AN ORIGINAL '''
ERIC CLAPTON IS AN IDIOT 4 THINKING THIS GUY IS''TRUE PLAYER ''HE MUST BE HURTING FOR MONEY '''
ERIC SUCKZ 4 EVEN THINKING THIS CANDY ASS 'IS COOL '''CAT'''' 2 EVEN BE AROUND ''''IN PUBLIC OR STAGE
EVER SINCE THEN ;;;;;;EVEN ERIC SUCKZ IM DONE WITH HE'S ASS
HE MAKE S MUSIC for candy asses '' 2 HE NO LONGER HOLDS THAT CROWN OF SPIRITUAL INTELLIGENCE IN MY EYES '''
JOHN is total Geek with tatts ,go watch the t.m.z videos total goofball...HE'S BRAIN IS FULL OF FLYS '''N DOG SHIT
NO INSIGHT WHAT SO EVER .....NEXT



Posted by: Anonymous

John Mayer is as sexy as Perez Hilton's old, worn out dildo.



Posted by: Anonymous

John Mayer = mimic musician, smug showmance faker & irritating, conceited blabbermouth. WHY DOESN'T HE JUST GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!??????!



Posted by: Anonymous

John Mayer is .......... ....................................................as HOT AND SEXY as Perez Hilton's old dildo.



Posted by: Anonymous

John Mayer's "relationship" with Aniston was a publicity game with CAA controlling all the strings. They paid him out of Marley and Me's budget.



Posted by: Anonymous

Does this guy ever stop the incessant whining. Anyone who still uses that mindless and tired sexist slur "douchebag" has no imagination or business complaining about bad treatment. Check yourself first.



Posted by: Anonymous

CAN YOU READ WHAT PEOPLE SEE ???? YOU ARE A CONCEITED IRRITATING BLABBERMOUTH WHO FAKED A RELATIONSHIP FOR YOUR OWN PUBLICITY. WE ALL "KNOW" THE TRUTH. WE ALSO CAN "HEAR" YOUR DULL CLONED MUSIC IS DRAB REHASHED JUNK.... .......DAVE MATTHEWS ISN'T HIP ANYMORE JOHN.........AND YOU HAVE NOBODY TO COPY OFF OR CLING TO...... WHAT CAN YOU DO THIS THANKSGIVING ? LAY ON ANOTHER CAR LIKE A FOOL AGAIN ? PEOPLE ARE BORED BY YOU. WHERE IS THE TV SERIES CAA PROMISED YOU FOR FAKING UP A SHOWMANCE WITH ANISTON ? SAME PLACE AS SCULFOR'S ACTING CAREER HE WAS PROMISED BY KEVIN AND THE OTHERS ? JOHN MAYER = YOU STINK OF LIES AND CONCEIT. THAT IS WHY NOBODY BOUGHT YOUR SHODDY CD.



Posted by: Dana

Don't kid yourself, I WOULD tell you you're a douchebag. No doubt about that.



Posted by: sick of him!!!!! ewwwwww!

AHHHHHHH..... good old john mayer...... the fool who has not a clue how corny and lame he is. lets start by bring to light that your a secret fatty. YES!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A TUBBY AND JUST HIDING IT!! your so wack JOHN and so is your gay crooning, annoying voice. go SIT DOWN somewhere and gather perspective. your ego is WAYYYY out of line, and honestly, your really not what you think you are. your a fame whore who tries to bone half interesting blondes. and your car is gay too. GO AWAY!!!! PLEASE!! go try and be a real human being so we are not stuck looking at your tired hairstyle and fugly played tatoos. your a weirdo and not relevant anymore.



Posted by: Anonymous

john....
you need therapy asap. you hate women and you need to deal with it. work it out bro.



Posted by: Anonymous

another creepy misogynist.

not hot.



Posted by: Nathan

I consider myself to be fairly intelligent. I graduated high school at 17 and got my bachelors in business admin by age 20. I now work for the government and read gossip sites to make the day go by faster if I don't have much work. So poo on you John Mayer!! I will always heart you though...



Posted by: Anna

Entertainers need to be appreciated for what they offer the world. They entertain the rest of us while we actually get things accomplished. I am so tired of paid entertainers thinking that we care about their political opinions or that we should in some way respect them or only be interested in their musical careers. It's so ridiculous. These spoiled, egotistical people actually have the nerve to comment on the intelligence of people who read gossip magazines. Well, John, these are the same people who are buying your albums and providing you your entitled lifestyle. I think your music is forgettable and that the only reason you are famous is because of your looks and your willingness to sell your soul. I might consider buying your albums if you at least showed a little appreciation for what you have...and I don’t mean your musical talent. If you don’t like fame why did you try so hard to get famous? I just wanted to comment as I thought it was hilarious that John Mayor thinks anyone would be intimidated to tell him to his face what they think about him.

Has fame warped your mind that much? Your music is okay but you should be careful about insulting those who decide your income.

X17 Reader



Posted by: Nicole

I still like John Mayer and his music. I think he's very natural and he just says what he thinks. I read x17 because I like to be updated about celebrities because I'm a fan of them and like to know something bout them too.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'd like for him to set up a time, because I'd be there. Telling him hes a douch, there wouldnt be zero, maybe only after the police had to shut it down.



Posted by: KB

Everyone has an opinion and everyone says stupid stuff from time to tome. Yu can't please everyone. Although, I am excited for him to come to Fargo!!



Posted by: Anonymous

9;49 ,,i agree



Posted by: Educated Blonde

John, either apologize sincerely to the readers of X17 or be labeled nothing more than an arrogant musician with no appreciation for their fans. Take a cue from Taylor; she wouldn't diss her fans would she?



Posted by: Anonymous

I actually like a couple of his songs (Daughters, Your Body Is A Wonderland, Who Says, Waiting on The World To Change) but.... I cannot stand the way he acts in interviews and on his twitter like he's above other people intellectually. Like he's such a deep thinker and the thing is... he's not. C'mon John, you can stop the act, you dated Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston... shall I go on?? Those three have a combined IQ of 63.



Posted by: Anonymous

I agree with Anna.... (12:10pm)... WE are the ones working, WE are the ones contributing to society, WE are the ones that buy his albums and allow him to live that lifestyle...
Celebrities think they are better than every day people and that their opinions (esp political ones) mean more than normal peoples do. But guess what, John? WE DO NOT VALUE ANYTHING YOU SAY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN US.

Speaking of douchebags..... hahah john is the real douche.



Posted by: Anonymous

Great point 2:59!



Posted by: Anonymous

Wonder when he will get out of the closet .....that will shock people to see this "ladies-man" never was more than a publicity show...btw that will also create BIIIG headlines for fools to read =)



Posted by: eddy

hola este tipo no me termina de caer bien y y a no lo pongan en x17 online hablo espanol hahha



Posted by: Anonymous

He's completely right, he's right about everything. I love John Mayer simply because I love truth. You rock John Mayer.



Posted by: The Well-Educated Brunette

John, your incessant navel gazing and rhetoric doesn‘t rise to the level of serious cultural commentary. You overestimate the importance of your contribution to popular culture. Your raison d'être was music. When the trappings of fame became more important to you than the artistic process and performance - your music withered from neglect. You seem to be in dire need of inspiration. Perhaps you should consider traveling incognito to clear the cobwebs from your mind and awaken your soul before the gift you foolishly abandoned becomes a footnote in music history. Given your body of work to date, it would be a minor footnote.



Posted by: The Well-Educated Brunette

I think I’ll listen to a little Harry Connick, Jr. while preparing a feast for my family and friends. Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!



Posted by: I Love TMZ

John Mayer is a self-referential douchebag!



Posted by: Anonymous

Doesn't that mean he won? You hate him, but you're talking about him. He won. John Mayer is talented, and he knows it. So what? I'd be a dick too if I had money and talent. I love Battle Studies and I WILL be at his Vancouver show.



Posted by: Anonymous

Mayer's a flake!!!







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