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Jon Plus 8 Days Of Hanukkah

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Jon Gosselin is so in love with Hailey and her Jewish heritage that he will be celebrating Hanukkah this year.

Jon told Parent Dish that "This is the first year I will celebrate Chanukah. Hailey is Jewish. Everyone in my life is Jewish now, my attorney. I love it. I'm now half Jewish and half Korean. The family values are great."

And it seems like Jon could use a healthy dose of family values about now!

Jon's embattled ex has custody of the kids on Thanksgiving, but he says that, "On Christmas, I'll see my kids during the day for a couple of hours."

But don't think Hanukkah is playing second fiddle to the kids' Christmas! Jon is totally into the Jewish holidays, thanks to Hailey.

"I just went through Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur and learned about the new year and every Friday is the Shabbat dinner," Jon told the site. "I love challah bread. I'm learning about Jewish food, going to Zabar's. I love that place. I'm learning about kosher and when not to order a bacon, egg and cheese and make an ass of myself. Hailey makes fun of me."

Yeah, we can see why!

When asked whether or not all this Jew lovin' means he's going to convert, Jon only said, "I talked to Rabbi Shmuley a couple of times. He has nine kids."

So does all this talk of conversion mean he and Hailey are ready to get married? "We don't talk about getting married," Jon said. "She's seen how messy my divorce has been and she says it makes her not want to get married."

And as for having more kids, "if Hailey and I got married and she wanted to, then obviously I would. But let me get through this first."



Yes, please do!

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Posted by: Anonymous

Uh, no thanks Jon, us Jews don't need you to join the tribe. We aim for quality NOT quantity. Go find some other group to attach yourself to - you aren't WORTHY of being an honorary Jew!



Posted by: Anonymous

Just because I eat egg rolls doesn't mean I want to be Asian like you!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

He's willing to spawn even more? Dear Lord help us all!!



Posted by: sushi

Once again Jon has opened up his mouth to show us what an idiot he is. This past weekend he was pimping out his kids for $$ once again. He's the worst father ever.



Posted by: Anonymous

"everybody in my life is Jewish" ??? Are his kids Jewish now? Or are they not in his life?

Thank goodness Kate has safely squirreled away money because he is too dumb to be in charge of more than $5 at a time.
I hope the judge doesn't force her to allow him access to everything.



Posted by: Anonymous

What drugs is he on? I think he's honestly lost his mind! Here's to hoping Kate gets full custody of the kids and that he has to pay child support. Maybe then he'll be forced to get a real job and he'll finally shut up!



Posted by: Anonymous

TEAM Kate. Please let the judge see what a duffus this guy is and get the $230,000. back for Kate and those kids.



Posted by: seriously

Jon, get snip



Posted by: Anonymous

This man is clueless!



Posted by: Meritabread

This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. John notes that the rabbi has nine children, as if that makes the two of them alike. The rabbi did not abandon his nine children and take up the life of a playboy bachelor. Neither is he openly committing adultery. Neither is he stealing the money from the family account in order to control his wife and keep her from being able to pay the family's bills, this after taking away her only viable source of income. If the rabbi had them, he probably would not have given his nine year old twins a laptop computer and an ATV as a birthday present. Most importantly, for the rabbi, being and practicing Judaism is a vocation, not an avocation.



Posted by: Anonymous

He loves the idea of being a Jew because they have family values? Then how could he possibly fit in, he has no family values.
There are plenty of people of other faiths with family values and morals. Jon seems to have missed the boat on both counts. What a clueless fool.



Posted by: Anonymous

Seriously. Please. Someone get Jon a complete physical and psychological check up. Perhaps a CT of the brain. He is so all over the board on everything that there MUST be something physically wrong with him, like a brain tumor. He want to be Jewish because of the food! He makes impulsive, bad decisions about what he says about his wife and kids (he loves spending time with his kids, but he "misses" New York? He "despises" the mother of his kids? He buys a 9 year old an ATV? Michael Lohan. Michael Lohan? I am truly concerned about him; he's not acting normally. Someone get him checked out by some doctors.



Posted by: J & FE AZ

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont discrace the Jewish religion.. Hailey is doing that herself. He needs to worrie about his own religion and his kids. Hanuakkah would be ruined with a oriental using being jewish leave it alone. Be yourself worrie about your kids and kate.



Posted by: J & FE AZ

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont discrace the Jewish religion.. Hailey is doing that herself. He needs to worrie about his own religion and his kids. Hanuakkah would be ruined with a oriental using being jewish leave it alone. Be yourself worrie about your kids and kate.



Posted by: Rachel

I think Jon has lost his mind.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:41 and 12:08 pm thanks for the laugh-unfortunatley this man is his own worst enemy. How can he even contemplate having MORE KIDS!!! He is a true (and I am sorry to speak ill of others)- bufoon. Hailey has an excuse she is 22 and very naive and her parents are no help to her at all. Jon is a father and husband who should know better. I agree with him being cuckoo-there is no hope for him. Life is a joke to him



Posted by: Ruth

To quote the lovely Miss Hailey, "Oy vey!" Look on the bright side. If Jon converts to Judaism, we won't have to see or hear from him from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown. Of course, losing that time away from the bars would REALLY cut into his social life, so maybe he better reconsider now before the bris...ouch.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jon to deli: "I'd like your soup and sandwich. Yeah, the pastrami on rye with matzo ball soup. And, can I get kimchi instead of the coleslaw with that?"



Posted by: ltpm3

Notice he says nothing about getting a job!! Who does he think will be supporting these kids, the ones here or the ones to come??? oh wait thats right, he wants Kate to support him and pay for the kids...moron!



Posted by: Anonymous

Rachel,
Jon hasn't lost his mind. He has found himself and happiness. Everyone is jumping on the Jon Gosseling Bashing bandwagon and how many of you watched the show and watched Kate treat him like crap and run him off? I'm happy for him--no more crap from Kate who was hardly ever home anyway.



Posted by: Anonymous

Didn't the babysitter/lover say in an interview that they didn't use a condom, but it was "ok" since he had "the operation" after the 6tuplets????



Posted by: Anonymous

Didn't the babysitter/lover say in an interview that they didn't use a condom, but it was "ok" since he had "the operation" after the 6tuplets????



Posted by: anonymous

There is more to the Jewish religion other than not eating dairy and meat at the same meal...and more to it than liking Challah...But judging by his weight, food is high on his list of priorities! His non Jewish kids have taken a back seat...



Posted by: Anonymous

Eat Dick Join the Homo's Cause you look Gay!!!!







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