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Jordan And The Giant Eyelashes

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It's Jordan's last day in the USA, and she clearly wanted to put her best face forward for the cameras - except she seems to have forgotten that they were filming her reality show, not a documentary on drag queens.

We've seen some pretty big ones - eyelashes that is - on celebs over the years, but Jordan (who is best known as a "glamour model" in England) wins the grand prize.

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We're just praying Jordan doesn't start her own line of fake eyelashes and fingernails - then again, it might be helpful when Halloween rolls around!

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Just a second, I think I need to put more eyelash glue on!

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COMMENTS

Oh My God!! two chinchilla's are attacking her eyes!!!

How stupid!!!!!!

Posted by: Lil Lee


This gorl has Such potential to be a beauty. Hot bod, pretty hair....and Ewwwwww, her face and makeup...and choice of Godzilla boobs...not at all right.

Posted by: Caligirls3


um yeah that looks greeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
this whole black and orange halloween look she is doing with her face is cool i guess...looks better than the 1980's busted barbie doll with frosted pink lipstick look i suppose
no i don't suppose at all. I just needed to mention what she looked like before. it really doesn't matter what she looks like, this bitch has awful taste and can't do her makeup for shit. She always looks like she's done her make up in the dark. I can't stand it.

Posted by: fight the power


people are just hating on her. hot body, great face, and with a lil help from good stylist she could look a whole lot better. tone it down a notch she looks blk not orange. paris hilton is orange.

Posted by: princess


who is she? she looks like an alien from the red planet.

Posted by: Anonymous


check out christina aguilera pics she looks 10 times worse. tranny mess!

Posted by: bitch


Glamour model? Only with photoshop and in England.

Posted by: Anonymous


2:51 Bullshit Alert!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


her poor baby girl, she is soooo ugly and she will have her pretty mom to be compared to her whole life....like rumer willis and her man chin..so sad.

Posted by: Anonymous


Is she looking for that freakishly queer looking husband of hers?

Posted by: Anonymous


I love her, not even going to lie

Posted by: Eva LongWhoria


Who is this twit? It she the same sickly skinny Biach in pink uggs from yesterday with the fugly husband?
No one in the USA cares!! Go back to the UK!!

Posted by: Anonymous


i feel bad that she can't find clothes to fit her they all seem too small haha

Posted by: tate


Who is this guy?

Posted by: Anonymous


she looks bad on this pic but she's actually very sweet. I met her once on celebs club'Searching Millionaire Dot com'.We had nice chat.

Posted by: anglela


she looks like Cookie Monster with those ridiculous eyebrows. I know. Zoe, the orange monster on Sesame Street since she's so fucking fake with the orange face. So hideous!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


x17 needs to pay their photogs cos they keep supplying splash with the same pics.........FUCK OFF

Posted by: Anonymous


why do you give her any publicity???
her and peter andre are just common muck trash!

Posted by: kat


why do you give her any publicity???
her and peter andre are just common muck trash!

Posted by: kat


Resorting to pictures of British transsexuals? WTF? That's hard to look at.

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