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Lotsa Jazz Hands And A Decent High Kick - Katie Thinks She Can Dance!

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... and she probably CAN dance, but this Broadway-style review wasn't the best example of what she can do, I'm guessing. I think her voice is pretty good and she looks hot -- what do you think?



What song would you have like to hear her sing instead? Toxic, maybe??? :)

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Posted by: Anonymous

I think that since Katie is a poor actress....she is looking for other venues. Unfortunately she is also a poor dancer....walking around and shaking it is not considered dancing....the lady has no rhythm...a NECESSARY element...which cannot be taught or instilled...you're either born with it or you're not. Katie was not born with it. Her singing is only mediocre.
I give Katie an A+ for effort though.
Bless her heart.



Posted by: Anonymous

sorry two thumbs down!



Posted by: Anonymous

she definately cannot dance I dont really care for tom cruise being the nug job he is but honestly I think he can do much better than katie holmes the only reason she gets parts in plays, dancing singing gigs is because she is married to Tom cruise..she could never get any of these things on her own because she sucks...funny how you can tell she thinks her shi# doesnt stink!



Posted by: h

Sorry.... the dancing was not that good, and the lipsyncing either...



Posted by: sara

well, i think she did sweeLL, of coures its not, whats her name???..... *thinking* YES! - Lisa Minelli! And as for Britney Spears, i think she could learn from,.. whats her name again who we just saw in the video obove, omg - its just away!!! *scratching my neck* either i got fleas or its just the ponytale, anyway, where where we??? thats right *thinking* Tony Cruse husband,.. no, Tom, sorry.. . What da h*** is her NAME! Dawsons Creek - you know... ok i gotta check, argh! - Kate Holmes! Anyway, good we cleared that out. So, but Britney could learn to make more clear dance moves from Katie, although Katie too could have marked the steps even more clearly. I acctually think id do it better :/.



Posted by: Anonymous

DANCE????????????? Are you crazy?? She only walks back and forth!!!!!Madonna can dance,Fergie can dance,Britney can dance! Katie is RIDICULOUS!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

eh...



Posted by: Anonymous

She did not dance.. she posed and strutted but where was the "dancing' I must have missed it. All this hype and weeks of dance practice and she did not dance..



Posted by: Anonymous

Robots can't dance! Ship her back to the Sci guys! Her emotion chip is still malfunctioning!



Posted by: Anonymous

Hmmm, I personally wouldn't classify that as dancing. I think Tom's just finding busy work for her.



Posted by: Katie Go Holmes

Much ado about nothing! She was a nobody before Tommy Girl married her and she still is little more than "bla"!



Posted by: Anonymous

she wasn't singing you retards



Posted by: Anonymous

amasing what robots can do today.



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow, is she ever aging fast.



Posted by: Anonymous

I loved it. She is not a dancer by profession people, she did really really well. Congs Katie.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks nice. Other than that, she's delusional. I would never see anything that she would appear in, no matter what venue.



Posted by: Anonymous

Haters will always hate. Katie was fantastic.



Posted by: Anonymous

she did as well as i expected her to
she's not a dancer



Posted by: anonymous

It was a cute little number, nothing special, but cute, and she did do it for charity. Certainly nothing to be ashamed of.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's a start for dancing, but she didn't do any interesting combinations...just mostly high kicks and slinking around and singing sexy. Once she gets in some maybe tap dancing, or other moves, then I think she wound be considered a "dancer".



Posted by: Anonymous

it's not about haters.....seriously..if you have ever gone to a Broadway show...or watched the Tony awards....she'd have her ass handed to her by those girls...!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

It was simply a very poor attempt for some attention. She did not dance at all, it was taped and the singing was taped as well while she walked around. She sold her soul to the cult for possible fame and money so stop trying to appear normal again. It does not cover up what you did, Katie.



Posted by: Anonymous

Whatever that was last night I would def. have a problem calling it dancing. I also thought it interesting that normally when they have performers on the show they pan back you so you can see the staning room only crowd on the floors reaction...but gee we must have forgot how uber famous she is! I'd be willing to bet it was a closed set because heaven forbid "real" people get to see her make a "live" fool of herself with that crappy performance.



Posted by: Scorpioman

You people are so cruel. Katie did a wonderful, wonderful job, she was classy and smooth and I wish it was longer!!!!



Posted by: Scorpioman

You people are so cruel. Katie did a wonderful, wonderful job, she was classy and smooth and I wish it was longer!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

That was so confusing. That was NOT dancing- and I don't care that she's not a professional dancer. Dancing with the stars has celebrities every year who don't know how to dance and if any of them performed a routine like that, they'd be gone the first week. If it was a Judy Garland tribute show, it would have been fine, but on a DANCE show?



Posted by: Anonymous

I think she did a nice, professional job and considering it was for charity, I think she should be proud! She looked really cute/sexy and was practiced. Her voice sounded pretty, darn good, though the lip synching was a BIT off on the dance number. She certainly LOOKS like a dancer. Long and lean.



Posted by: Anonymous

There are many styles of dance as there are styles of music. The problem is this was a jazz dance on a hip hop show.



Posted by: Anonymous

^For that matter, the dancers on this show would be tossed very quickly on Dancing with the Stars, and vice-versa, if they performed the types of dancing that their respective shows require.



Posted by: x17 hater

That was a snoozefest and totally looked like britneys famous vma performers. The same damn moves and outfit. BOOOOORINNGGGG!



Posted by: Anonymous

Somebody has way too much time on their hands. Maybe if she married a REAL man, not an alien, she would be more fulfilled. Just like the other wanna be poptarts, NO TALENT!



Posted by: Anonymous

Did't she wear that same skank outfit on Eli Stone or whatever that show was she was on? And from what I remember about her bing on that show she did the same tired dance moves on there as well. Stick to being a Mom, Katie. I know it was for charity, but come on now.



Posted by: Anonymous

Whoever said she did it for charity--what have you been smoking? She did it for HERSELF. She wanted to prove she could dance because she had lost a previous role in Nine and those are the roles she is pursuing. She thought this performance would convince people she is destined for a song and dance career...and she was very much mistaken.



Posted by: x17 hater

I meant "performance" My bad! which I also forgot...oh yeah gimme more! That was actually far more entertaining, I liked that one!



Posted by: karen

tinny voice, so-so dancing and a bad lip synch job.....some tribute to Judy!if she wasn't Mrs. Scientolowife, would they even have given her a second glance at the auditions??



Posted by: Anonymous

I was happy when Maggie replaced her in the Batman movies. Big improvement.



Posted by: Anonymous

Total crap and still no cigar!



Posted by: lola007

LOL HAHAHAH, she looks like a TOTAL FOOL!



Posted by: CariAnn

If she wasn't so tall she could play Britney SPears in the tell all movie of her life. They look ALOT alike but i'm afraid she has NO dancing skills.



Posted by: B

It was OK. Blah. Props for promoting a good cause for those who will hopefully get scholorships that have more talent.



Posted by: Anonymous

Who is blowing sunshine up her ass for her to think she can dance?



Posted by: Anonymous

NOT a dance. NOT a song. She did jazz hands and CLEARLY was lip singing! What is annoying is SYTUCD tried to blow smoke up our arses and try to get us to believe this was actual singing and dancing. It is insulting to have this level of lip singing and non dancing passed off as a production. We are not ignorant to FAKE singing and dancing Nigel! Stop with the BS! Mary, you should have not let this happen. Shame on you both.



Posted by: WTF

Swaying akwardly from side to side is not dancing. Katie looked pretty and had a nice outfit but her lipsynching was as bad as her supposed dancing. Judy Garland was a DANCER and SINGER. This was a poor attempt of a tribute to Judy Garland. Spirit fingers anyone?!? With all the hype about her training for months for this appearance it was a total letdown.



Posted by: Anonymous

She obviously CAN"T dance and she CAN'T sing. She tried singing on Dawson's Creek and sucked at it... She needs to be told that she STINKS!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE WAS CLASSY, CUTE, SEXY, GREAT TO WATCH!!! GOOD DANCING AND SINGING. SHE IS PERFECT FOR BROADWAY!! I LOVED IT, AND SO DID MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. :)



Posted by: Anonymous

All you young foolish kids putting down her performance, what do you really know about Broadway? She was wonderful to watch, and a very pretty young lady. I think her performance last night was stunning!! I am dance teacher for 20 years now.



Posted by: Anonymous

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder looked ugly with a bald head and glasses, he was a shitty dancer, she did better than he did. I found the song lyrics interesting,"Hallilujah",
means "Praise the Lord". Get happy, get ready for the judgement day."" we're going to the Promised land. For those words, I'd give her an "A+". I really enjoyed her performance.



Posted by: Anonymous

wow...i think when u look at her face...she looks like britney spears.. i cant help it. theyve got the same eyes..same gestures... i donnno



Posted by: Anonymous

wow...i think when u look at her face...she looks like britney spears.. i cant help it. theyve got the same eyes..same gestures... i donnno



Posted by: Anonymous

all watch her ass for free i wouldn't pay to see that show in broadway [SHE'S OUT OF HER ELEMENT NEXT ]



Posted by: Anonymous

i think its stupid to call someone a hater just because they are being honest and saying that she cannot dance, she is beautiful and a sweetheart for sure but really, let's be honest, she can't dance and that performance was really really bad!!!!



Posted by: WHATWASTHAT?

That is NOT dancing! Is it?
Did she call that dancing?
Who called that dancing?
Was that supposed to be dancing?
Am I F**ked up?
'Cause I thought that was CRAP!



Posted by: Anonymous

i think its stupid to call someone a hater just because they are being honest and saying that she cannot dance, she is beautiful and a sweetheart for sure but really, let's be honest, she can't dance and that performance was really really bad!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

i think its stupid to call someone a hater just because they are being honest and saying that she cannot dance, she is beautiful and a sweetheart for sure but really, let's be honest, she can't dance and that performance was really really bad!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

i think its stupid to call someone a hater just because they are being honest and saying that she cannot dance, she is beautiful and a sweetheart for sure but really, let's be honest, she can't dance and that performance was really really bad!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I think she looked ok the dance ok or or shake,shimmy was ok base on broadway musical typed of work I was expecting to be shocked at a great performance but the whole thing was plain... nothing spectacular. not bad but even great.



Posted by: Anonymous

I have nothing bad to say about Katie except she's plain boring. sorry my opinion



Posted by: Anonymous

Reminded me of singing in the rain for a moment, only she is much prettier than
Gene Kelly ever was. Not only that, but Tom Cruise is full beans!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Reminded me of singing in the rain for a moment, only she is much prettier than
Gene Kelly ever was. Not only that, but Tom Cruise is full of beans!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I've seen little children dance better than she did.



Posted by: hermes pan

Judy Garland is rolling over in her grave.



Posted by: Megan Fox Had Lots Of Surgery

Mediocre.



Posted by: Anonymous

hahahahaha....I was hopeful, but this is very disappointing. What a shame.



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow she really doesn't have that star quality does she :( It's such a shame because I really loved her since her Dawson Creek days. But now.... I don't know. At least she has Tom :/



Posted by: Anonymous

dont u think she makes a lot like similar BRITNEY SPEARS faces?,and the ways she talk (not sings) reminds me the pop princess too



Posted by: Anonymous

She danced ok, and it was mainly for charity. Would have liked to have seen more combinations.....lots of jazz hands and shimmys, which is mostly at fault for the choreographer. She needs LOTS of work.



Posted by: Anonymous

yep she makes similar britney faces!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's no britney...Britney has better sluggish kicks, jazz hands, and off count lip synching.



Posted by: Anonymous

9:23 your under the influence



Posted by: Anonymous

decent, but something is really missing from katie. Her 'realness' is GONE and she looks dead behind the eyes. Oh, and cover up those thighs...they are a little too manly. I'm sure Tom likes that feature though.

It's a shame Scientology screwed Katie up.



Posted by: Anonymous

please...katie the robot cant dance, act, speak or walk...LOL LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

Umm.... She does not look or sound like Britney! They look completely different. They both are gorgeous though. Anyway, this routine took Katie a year to train for! That is insane> Britney's whole circus tour took a few months to train for and there is like 14 songs and way more dancing involved. Not to mention that although Britney usually lip syncs, at least she doesn't pull these pre recorded performances. So pathetic. What Katie did was a taped performance. It was not live or lip syncing. It was just a recorded routine. No real performer does this. Any broadway star would find this insulting. At least she could have performed this to a live audience.This goes beyond lip syncing people, this is down right fake. I wonder how many takes it took her to get this right! If Britney pulled this stunt, everyone would attack her for it. Such a double standard. Why is it ok for Katie to pull this stunt? From what I have been hearing, the charity Katie was promoting is scientology based. They are using her to bring in young people. The website for the charity has minimal information on it about the actual cause it is for. This is a sick scam to prey on people. Not right!



Posted by: Anonymous

The difference between Britney Spears 2007 vma performance and this one is that Katie was not live. I know that sounds funny considering Britney lip syncs, but at least she performed to a live audience. When you pre record your show you don't have a chance to screw up. This means that Katie did not even have a chance for a terrible mistake because the director would have yelled cut and then another take would have been done. Sadly, real artists do not have this option to fake their performances. We attack artists when they lip sync or sing over tracks, but when some out of work actresss tries to immitate a legend like Judy Garland, and does it poorly, we let her off easy. At least she could have come out there to a live audience and lip synced. Sadly, when Britney came out and did the worst performance of her life because of personal problems, she did not have the option to re tape her song. Instead we all watched in horror live! Yes she lip synced and didn't dance very well, but no body gave her any sympathy for that. They just said she was over and that was that. So Katie does not deserve sympathy for a pre recorded lame perfomance.



Posted by: Katie Stinks

Hideous, just hideous. If she wanted to promote her "charity", which I doubt is anything more than a Scientology scheme, she could have done a much better job of it. Watching Doris Day right now....now that was a star.



Posted by: Anonymous

Katie, please stop "dancing" and "singing." You suck, suck, suck. Possibly the nail in your career coffin. Better stay married to Tom, you obviously wouldn't be able to support yourself with your talent.







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