We had our eye on the Wyld Stallyn today when his bike ran out of gas, and when he asked for a ride, what was our photog to do but oblige! Keanu's not the airheaded Ted he plays on the big screen, when he saw the nice big camera in the car, he knew something was up! Nonetheless, Keanu was desperate enough that he accepted help from X17 (as much as he's known to hate paps), and agreed, reluctantly, to give our shooter some pix in return.
Now, the rest of the story goes like this ... when they got back to Keanu's motorcycle, a Good Sam had moved it so that Keanu wouldn't get ticketed for parking in a No Parking zone.
Then Mr. Matrix was ready to fill up the tank with gas, but Keanu didn't know how to work the Jerry Can and asked our lovely photographer if she could figure it out!
Keanu may not know how to put gas in his bike, but he's still hot!
Comments (162)
Cute story, but hey, don't forget that guy's an actor! Could it be he put on a show for your paparazzza? ;D
Posted by Nanea | October 13, 2006 4:01 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 16:01
I lub him!!!
Posted by keanus'grrl | October 13, 2006 4:10 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 16:10
Keanu is too cute for words!
Posted by Leele | October 13, 2006 5:05 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 17:05
Thanks for the pics. That's a funny story! I hope he remembers to fill up.
Posted by Chacha | October 13, 2006 5:09 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 17:09
okay, but what's the damn note say!?
Posted by cray | October 13, 2006 5:09 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 17:09
Forget Keanu. I'd hit that photographer milf!!
Posted by Cruz | October 13, 2006 5:52 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 17:52
Nice story! I see that the paparazzi can be also "good guys"...Lucky girl this photographer!!!
Posted by Alice | October 13, 2006 5:57 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 17:57
We love him too! Copy this url andCome and see him here
http://groups.msn.com/1KeanuReeves/
Posted by Canapril | October 13, 2006 6:15 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 18:15
Great story and what a result for your gal...;)
Posted by Nettie | October 13, 2006 6:19 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 18:19
i love bobbi brown cosmetics... they put something in the water during our trainings.
Posted by erin brown | October 13, 2006 7:38 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 19:38
whatever, whatever... laura mercier makeup is better.
Posted by your mom | October 13, 2006 7:47 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 19:47
Keanu is so handsome, it's hard to believe he's in his 40's.
Posted by luckyl | October 13, 2006 7:57 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 19:57
I'm in love, I want to marry him and have his children. xxoo
Posted by Jenny | October 13, 2006 8:50 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 20:50
Nice pics
I think he's just playing you guys
he's been riding bikes for years
he's just pretending not to know so you guys can have your fun
Posted by midheaven | October 13, 2006 9:01 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 21:01
I thought he died about six months ago.
Posted by zookeeper | October 13, 2006 9:50 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 21:50
I like his shoes
Posted by Jenny | October 13, 2006 10:02 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 22:02
forget about keanu, what about laura and bobbi?
Posted by your mom | October 13, 2006 10:04 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 22:04
Cute couple:)
Posted by Jenny | October 13, 2006 10:35 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 22:35
If they only knew who's bike they were messing with.
Posted by Angelbaby | October 13, 2006 11:40 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 23:40
Thanks for enlarging the note. Sometimes, people can be very kind. It makes the world marvelous.
Posted by Shanti | October 13, 2006 11:59 PM
Posted on October 13, 2006 23:59
I can take you on a tow!
Posted by ell | October 14, 2006 6:36 AM
Posted on October 14, 2006 06:36
good morning love you
Posted by luckyl | October 14, 2006 7:34 AM
Posted on October 14, 2006 07:34
indeed, thanks for the enlargement my fab "X" beotches! XoXoX
Posted by cray | October 14, 2006 8:52 AM
Posted on October 14, 2006 08:52
Where did you go? Work?
Posted by Jenny | October 14, 2006 9:45 AM
Posted on October 14, 2006 09:45
He must have ben acting.. This is such a joke...
Posted by Funny | October 14, 2006 10:03 AM
Posted on October 14, 2006 10:03
I just loved it. I hope I also get a chance like this.
Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2006 11:22 AM
Posted on October 14, 2006 11:22
For all the desperate women around here, I hate to be a party killer, but he's gay...deal with it
Posted by Cruz | October 14, 2006 2:07 PM
Posted on October 14, 2006 14:07
Hes hot! Hes Hot! He Is Hot! Lucky girl photog! He is Hot! More Keanu if you ask me! Yes, I will be his desperate babe!Anytime, place, day....Desparate! Who cares!
Posted by wonderwoman | October 14, 2006 3:05 PM
Posted on October 14, 2006 15:05
You're gay Cruz! Keanu has never been and never will be gay as much as you would like him to be with your gayself!
Posted by ruddgirl | October 14, 2006 6:41 PM
Posted on October 14, 2006 18:41
I want to tie him up and f*ck the hell out of him.
Posted by Cindy | October 14, 2006 8:51 PM
Posted on October 14, 2006 20:51
Honey I'm home
Posted by Jenny | October 15, 2006 12:31 AM
Posted on October 15, 2006 00:31
Hmm..Keanu gay? Don't people say that about most big male actors? Does the fact that he had a girlfriend who had been 'with child', his child, only to lose it almost to full term, make him gay? Or was it when she died? The girlfriend that is...hmm, maybe. Well if he is those are some lucky boys. BTW.. who freakin cares?? I think some Keanu on other random sexy guy action would be hot.
Posted by sharpiegirl | October 15, 2006 1:34 AM
Posted on October 15, 2006 01:34
There is nothing wrong with being gay, he isn't gay, but there is nothing wrong with being gay. I wish people would stop saying hurtful things to him.
Posted by luckyl | October 15, 2006 3:14 AM
Posted on October 15, 2006 03:14
Hey, this is a shout out to all you horney women out there..Stop lusting after Keanu cause he's my bitch and you all will never have a chance with him. He offers his sweet, tight ass to me every night. I ride him just like he rides his motorcycles so if any woman thinks he'd like you, think again. This bitch is a full faggot boy just like me.
Posted by Tom Cruise | October 15, 2006 4:52 AM
Posted on October 15, 2006 04:52
Why must there be such hatred and meaness towards this man? I read all the time:He's gay...He sucks as an actor...He's dumb. Why? I personally think the man is heteosexual, a good actor and intelligent. Any actor who goes out of his way to try and stay away from the tabloids unlike publicity hounds like Tom Cruise, is a downright intelligent and cool to me. This poor man has gone thru a lot in his personal life, yet he'd still give the shirt off his back to anyone who needed it. Look at all the money he has given away and all he has done for his sick sister and for cancer research. Keanu is really one of the most generous, likeable actors in Hollywood and I think it's such a shame some people harbor such hatred for such a beautiful person, such a shame indeed.
Posted by Patty | October 15, 2006 5:45 AM
Posted on October 15, 2006 05:45
Keanu will you take me to Disneyland? I love you, love you, love you!!!!!!
Posted by Jenny | October 15, 2006 6:14 AM
Posted on October 15, 2006 06:14
Patty u r right he is a good person. if he is gay that's ok. what you do in your bedroom as longer it doesn't include persons under age, is your, and that other persons business.
Tom did not you were a man impersonator,
cause Keanu is not gay.(my opinion).He loves women.
Posted by Phyllis | October 15, 2006 1:57 PM
Posted on October 15, 2006 13:57
In Hollywood, they say that everymale actor is gay! Mathhew McCounuahay, Jake Gyllehal,George Clooney (cause he doesnt want to get married again!) Even the married ones like Matt Leblanc, the limo driver had the story of getting guys for him, and he supposedly would have sex with them in the back of the limos, remember that one?! I even read where Brad Pitt was Geffens women when he first came to Hollywood! Lol... What ever. No one is saying theres anything wrong with being gay, but If you are not gay, do ya think it may be fukng okay to say that you are not?!!!!Do ya think!When something is not shovwed down your throoat so much, people can be more accepting. Chill out!
Posted by who cares! | October 15, 2006 8:11 PM
Posted on October 15, 2006 20:11
I am with you Patty. I could care less
about his sexual orientation. He is SUPER GORGEOUS.
Few can compare..so few. He is like a burst of sunshine on a cloudy day with that lovely face and hair of his.
Gives my poor eyes a rest from viweing all the trolly guys that are every where
like the f'ing black plague!!
I have also totally enjoyed a lot of his movies . KEANU ROCKS..
The people that post disparaging comments are probably quite jealous.
Finally we as women like him no matter what he does in the privacy of his own bedroom..
YOU ARE JUST UNHAPPY BECAUSE YOU AREN'T
FABULOUS!
Posted by Native New Yorker | October 15, 2006 8:24 PM
Posted on October 15, 2006 20:24
Why did this have to turn so negative?
Posted by luckyl | October 15, 2006 11:54 PM
Posted on October 15, 2006 23:54
Hi honey I'm home!!!!!!!
Posted by Jenny | October 15, 2006 11:56 PM
Posted on October 15, 2006 23:56
Don't go breakin my heart.
Posted by Angelbaby | October 15, 2006 11:59 PM
Posted on October 15, 2006 23:59
C'mon, people. I love him no matter if he's a gay or not, though it's strange that a man who doesn't have a woman by his side immediately has to be gay.
Does this whole matter of his orientation change anything in the funny story above? For all you know, I'd rather go on to saying that he looks great up there and has great shoes, similar to mine, by the way...and yeah, he's a sexy, intelligent man and a good actor to me.
He could have played a trick on the paparazzis indeed, but wasn't that sweet? I wish I had a chance like this to meet him ;)
Posted by Neo | October 16, 2006 1:44 AM
Posted on October 16, 2006 01:44
Good morning honey love you.
Posted by Jenny | October 16, 2006 6:26 AM
Posted on October 16, 2006 06:26
I have personally had the pleasure to meet and talk to Keanu on many occasions and I can promise you first of all that he is by no means gay, but he does have gay friends. I also know him to be so kind to his fans, he always takes the time to talk to them no matter how much time they require. I am so happy to see him smiling again and obviously flirting with the female photographer because he is a cute person. He deserves respect and he receives it, but the jealous people will always disparage anyone because it makes them feel better about themselves (or so they incorrectly think). He had women from all over the world flocking to see his band play and he was gracious to all of them. He is a person who tries to be everything to everyone and he should be commended for that and yes loved as well. So women and even gay men keep on loving him. The world need as much love as it can get right now.
Posted by Theonlyone | October 16, 2006 12:24 PM
Posted on October 16, 2006 12:24
OMG! How is it possible that Keanu, who is 42yrs old, can be so younglooking and absolutely gorgeous? He does not look his age at all. I want him so bad! He IS the 'ONE'!
Posted by Gail | October 16, 2006 2:42 PM
Posted on October 16, 2006 14:42
he's so cute,god! i love mixed guys~
Posted by ys | October 16, 2006 8:04 PM
Posted on October 16, 2006 20:04
Hi honey long day at work, did you miss me? I'm gonna keep on lovin you, my one and only. xxxooo!
Posted by Jenny | October 17, 2006 12:25 AM
Posted on October 17, 2006 00:25
Hot! He's not looking so puffy anymore :)
Posted by nat | October 17, 2006 1:47 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 13:47
I hate the attention this dude gets. I wish the hell the car he got into for help had a bunch of fags in it instead and they all took turns fucking him and then throw him into a ditch. This bastard doesn't deserve to be called an actor. He only got where he is because of his pretty face. He's nothing but a no talent himbo.
Posted by Mason | October 17, 2006 2:29 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 14:29
I hope you feel better Mason now that you late your hateful jealousy rage all over here. If you had self-esteem, you'd have no reason to be jealous. Get some self-esteem and stop hating others for no reason. Oh yes and while you're at it, get a life!
Posted by Theonlyone | October 17, 2006 3:09 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 15:09
Hey Keanu if you're listening, I want to marry you and have your children!:)
Posted by Angelbaby | October 17, 2006 3:48 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 15:48
Why would I be jealous of a brainless, no-talent fag? It just irks me that anyone with a pretty face can be an actor or a singer even if they lack any talent whatsoever. Hell, anyone can be an actor anymore; just look good in a black trechcoat and dark shades and your called an actor. What a crock of shit. Keanu SUCKS!
Posted by Mason | October 17, 2006 5:46 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 17:46
Hey Mason,
Keanu happens to be a very good actor!!!! I love watching his movies, and have you ever listened to Dogstar? That is an excellent band I love their music! You should listen to them, my favorie song is Cornerstore.
Posted by Angelbaby | October 17, 2006 6:10 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 18:10
Hey Mason, jealousy can kill! Shake your ass and go to work, maybe one day you will something more. Keanu is working hard for 20 years now. He deserves what he has because he has talent and works, he doesn't spend his days hating those who are successful. The guy is a good person too with a great heart. But that is one thing that, it seems, not even working hard you will achieve in your life.
KEANU RULES!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY. WE LOVE HIM! We adore him and we will watch him always!
Posted by Leelee | October 17, 2006 6:55 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 18:55
Hey Mason I don't think you realize how you sound, try thinking of good things rather than bad feelings and your day might go just a little better, think positive.
Posted by Chrystie Delancey | October 17, 2006 8:33 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 20:33
Hi honey love you, miss you, wish you were here with me.
Posted by Jenny | October 17, 2006 9:45 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 21:45
''I am I, You are You. I am NOT in this world to live up to your expectation. You are NOT in this world to live up to mine. And IF we find each other, It's BEAUTIFUL ''.
Let Keanu choose his life. He knows WHO he is and he knows where he is going. He is a caring person to his family and friends too.
Posted by Indonesia3rdeye | October 17, 2006 11:49 PM
Posted on October 17, 2006 23:49
Hi people! Keanu is GOURGES!
His wonderfull mix of being make many "jack ass" feel dum.
He's a good actor, hansome man, tall,inteligent and have make everything perfect. He isn't GAY. Some persons "big noesies" don't exept others....
The are 3 ways to see a GAY:
1)Fashion.
2)How move the body.
3)The way he follow a speak.
I have friends gay,Keanu is hetero.
Living among white people he get cofuse.
Posted by keany | October 18, 2006 1:25 AM
Posted on October 18, 2006 01:25
Hi babe how's your day? I love you!
Posted by Jenny | October 18, 2006 10:23 AM
Posted on October 18, 2006 10:23
Hi babe how's your day? I love you!
Posted by Jenny | October 18, 2006 12:38 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 12:38
Keanu Reeves is sooo damn sexy, I can't stand it! It's so unfair that he's walking the earth looking so fuckin hot and still single, but no woman can get close to him. What a waste! He's killing me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by Yasmine | October 18, 2006 3:57 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 15:57
He's mine. All mine.
Posted by Jenny | October 18, 2006 4:49 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 16:49
Well if he's yours Jenny, who's that woman he's with Rigth now in NYC?
Posted by Angelbaby | October 18, 2006 6:03 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 18:03
his sister or a friend, nothing to worry about.
Posted by Jenny | October 18, 2006 6:30 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 18:30
He isn't in NYC with some woman, I saw him today in Miami with some cute chubby girl with glasses, by the looks of it, they are madly in love with each other, I predict marriage.
Posted by Angelina | October 18, 2006 7:07 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 19:07
I'm not giving up, he's mine.
Posted by Jenny | October 18, 2006 7:09 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 19:09
I heard he has a son that's 23 years old.
Posted by CD | October 18, 2006 7:23 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 19:23
I do have a son 23 years old, and I love him very much.
Posted by Keanu | October 18, 2006 9:46 PM
Posted on October 18, 2006 21:46
Oh sweety who's the baby mother? lucy 4 you. Keanu you'r in Italy at ROME? Your son is there too? I'll came to hook up him. Is sexy like the father...?
Posted by keany | October 19, 2006 4:57 AM
Posted on October 19, 2006 04:57
His mother is a secret, I really love her though.
Posted by Keanu | October 19, 2006 5:03 AM
Posted on October 19, 2006 05:03
I love, love, love Keanu. I have an autographed Dogstar CD for sale on E-Bay if anyone's interested!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Dogstar-CD-with-original-autographs_W0QQitemZ130037411219QQihZ003QQcategoryZ104411QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Posted by Mary | October 19, 2006 6:41 AM
Posted on October 19, 2006 06:41
Hi honey I love you, I miss you so much.
Posted by Jenny | October 19, 2006 9:36 AM
Posted on October 19, 2006 09:36
You're in my heart 4ever.
Posted by Jenny | October 19, 2006 10:09 AM
Posted on October 19, 2006 10:09
He sure is purty!
Posted by Stacie | October 19, 2006 3:03 PM
Posted on October 19, 2006 15:03
Hi babe, just got home, can't wait to see you~
Posted by Jenny | October 20, 2006 12:51 AM
Posted on October 20, 2006 00:51
I'm so lonely here without you.
Posted by Jenny | October 20, 2006 5:58 AM
Posted on October 20, 2006 05:58
I miss you too Jenny, and I'm just as lonely, we'll be together soon.
Posted by Keanu | October 20, 2006 10:56 AM
Posted on October 20, 2006 10:56
She'll definitely be the one I marry.
Posted by Keanu | October 20, 2006 11:22 AM
Posted on October 20, 2006 11:22
Keanu are you in Rome? I see you post the comment just right back mine (Europe time)
Are you going to married her?
You really love her though, she have give even a baby..
Monday after 9am I'll see your answer I hope....
Posted by keany | October 20, 2006 11:27 AM
Posted on October 20, 2006 11:27
HI Keanu, glad to see you read your fan mail and comments, we love you and always will. kiss kiss:)
Posted by luckyl | October 20, 2006 1:03 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 13:03
That isn't Keanu posting, you idiots! It's someone posing as Keanu to get their cheap thrill out if making fools of Keanu's fans and I can see he/she is doing a good job.
By the way, Keanu is physically gorgeous but it's unfrotunatly true that he is gay.
Posted by Jade | October 20, 2006 2:49 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 14:49
Fortuneatly I am not gay, for my wife that is.
Posted by Keanu | October 20, 2006 3:28 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 15:28
Hey Keanu, your wife Jenny is dead and so is your baby with her so why are you still talking as if Jenny is still alive. I think you didn't get enough therapy. You definately need more because you're seriously fucked up, dude.
Posted by Derek | October 20, 2006 6:58 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 18:58
Keanu is a great actor! I just watched Little Buddha it was so good, he was amazing I have never seen him like that. Love ya Babe
Posted by Angelina | October 20, 2006 7:13 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 19:13
Hey I happen to like Keanu, I think he has achieved great success both personally and professionally. He has overcome great obstacles and truly deserves both love and respect, here in Florida you're number 1 Keanu. Keep up the good work.
Posted by Richard | October 20, 2006 7:54 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 19:54
Beautifully written, Richard. It's refreshing to hear male fan's point of view for a change other than always hearing from his overwhelming female admirers.lol.
Posted by Patty | October 20, 2006 9:06 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 21:06
I feel sorry for Keanu. He's the only actor who is hated almost as much as he is loved. And he has crazies for fans and crazies for haters. I'm waiting for the headline that he's been either raped or killed by any of these psychos.
Posted by Mike | October 20, 2006 10:14 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 22:14
Christmas is coming.
Posted by Crystal | October 20, 2006 11:17 PM
Posted on October 20, 2006 23:17
I love Keanu!!!I think he is a great actor but he is mainly AMAZINGLY HANDSOME! I LOVE HIM!!!! HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ON EARTH!!!!!!!!
Posted by Vani | October 21, 2006 8:42 AM
Posted on October 21, 2006 08:42
HI babe, love ya, can't live without ya.
Posted by Jenny | October 21, 2006 1:24 PM
Posted on October 21, 2006 13:24
Your right keanu is just beautiful and about the jerry can how can someone not know how to use something like that. there isnt much to it. i think he might be use to the tube. :D
Posted by Madison | October 22, 2006 12:32 AM
Posted on October 22, 2006 00:32
HI honey can't wait to see you, love you always.
Posted by Jenny | October 22, 2006 10:18 AM
Posted on October 22, 2006 10:18
He's so hot and cute at the same time. That girl was so lucky! Great photos. :::sigh:: I enjoy his movies too. I recently watched A Scanner Darkly and Thumbsucker both there good.
Posted by Anonymous | October 22, 2006 11:21 PM
Posted on October 22, 2006 23:21
Came on Jade! We know that he's not KEANU.It's OK he/she makes funny....
But you Mike are sick..!!!!!
What you hope..????
Damn on you.. 4 what you're thinking.. Hopeful his FANS loves KEANU very much.
He's too sweety to be hate by others.
They can only be jealous about him.....
Posted by keany | October 23, 2006 12:09 AM
Posted on October 23, 2006 00:09
Hey Ya'll Keanu is the hottest man on the planet.I Love pictures of him in his underwear, he's so pretty.
Posted by Ira | October 23, 2006 12:36 AM
Posted on October 23, 2006 00:36
Hi babe have a good day:)
Posted by Jenny | October 23, 2006 10:16 AM
Posted on October 23, 2006 10:16
If I was that photog, I would have given Keanu this proposal:
I will give you a tankful of gas ONLY if you then let me ride with you on the back of your bike to your house, and then ride ME for a couple of hours.
Wooo hooo!
Posted by Shelia | October 23, 2006 6:26 PM
Posted on October 23, 2006 18:26
His "wife" Jenny? Keanu's never been married. I believe you mean his ex-girlfriend, as she was at the time.
Posted by uh | October 23, 2006 11:12 PM
Posted on October 23, 2006 23:12
Hi babe, love you.
Posted by Jenny | October 24, 2006 12:05 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 00:05
hi hi hi
Posted by hi | October 24, 2006 12:59 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 00:59
hi hi hi
Posted by hi | October 24, 2006 1:34 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 01:34
Sheila, all I have to say is "WHOA!"
That sounds like a HOT propsal. Wish I would have thought of it.
Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2006 4:38 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 04:38
I think Keanu is quite look like Shakespher, umm... my bad english.
Posted by Irene Chan | October 24, 2006 10:05 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 10:05
He is reading my posts he loves me, and I love love love him.
Posted by Jenny | October 24, 2006 10:17 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 10:17
Keanu Reeves is sooo fuckable!!
Posted by Bambi | October 24, 2006 10:19 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 10:19
By the way, Jenny, aren't you a little obsessed with Keanu? You've posted about a dozen times and you act as if Keanu is reading your posts. Besides being obsessed, I think you're a little delusional.
Posted by Bambi | October 24, 2006 10:22 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 10:22
I am reading her notes, she loves me I love her, it's just the way it is.
Posted by Keanu | October 24, 2006 11:32 AM
Posted on October 24, 2006 11:32
Whatever, loser. You can keep pretending you're Keanu all you want, but you will never even come close to ever being him.
Posted by Bambi | October 24, 2006 1:56 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 13:56
I think Jenny needs to change her screen name to "bunny boiler" or maybe "psycho stalker".
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't read this stuff. Would you?
Posted by nunya | October 24, 2006 2:04 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 14:04
Hey Keanu if you're out there Love ya!!! That would be so cool if he really is reading this stuff.
Posted by Ana | October 24, 2006 2:23 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 14:23
I agree with you nunya, I think Jenny needs to get a life. Oh well, not my problem.
Posted by Ana | October 24, 2006 2:52 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 14:52
Hello honey, love you much, can't wait to see you.
Posted by Jenny | October 24, 2006 3:52 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 15:52
Hey ya'll what's happening? First of all I'd like to say Awesome pictures of Keanu, after all these years he is still the most handsome man I have ever seen. I love him! Lucky girl with the gas can, how convenient was that, I would love a chance like that!!! I wonder what's in that tan bag, it looks empty, but it makes me wonder. I love the way he dresses.
Posted by Deliena | October 24, 2006 4:22 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 16:22
Hang in there Jenny!
Posted by Deliena | October 24, 2006 5:06 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 17:06
So who is Keanu dating now?
Posted by MistyK | October 24, 2006 5:10 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 17:10
I am not gay, and I am getting married, soon.
Posted by Keanu | October 24, 2006 5:42 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 17:42
Oh Keanu baby, you're breaking my heart! How can you say you're not gay when you are indeed my lover? What is wrong with you? Are you afraid of what people would think? Come on my handsome, admit you are gay and you like my cock in your sweet,tight ass. If my Katie doesn't find anything wrong with you being my biatch, I don't see why the world would make a big deal about it.
Posted by Tom Cruise | October 24, 2006 6:06 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 18:06
Hey Tom you're breakin my heart, those words are harsh, don't you think about what you say before you say it? Keanu is awesome will always be awesome.
Posted by Casper | October 24, 2006 6:43 PM
Posted on October 24, 2006 18:43
Hi honey, hope you slept well, I love you.
Posted by Jenny | October 25, 2006 9:50 AM
Posted on October 25, 2006 09:50
Man, I sure wish I was that motorcycle between his legs! Rrrrrowwwwwlllll
Posted by Tammy | October 25, 2006 4:45 PM
Posted on October 25, 2006 16:45
Hey Jenny, thanks for hanging in there for me, I'll love you forever!
Posted by Keanu | October 25, 2006 7:10 PM
Posted on October 25, 2006 19:10
I waited all my life for a chance to meet Keanu, and I never got the chance, I'm the biggest loser I've ever seen. It's really quite a shame too, but there's nothing I can do, I can't do anything right. I really hate myself today, I suck, I'm no good, my life is over and today I died.
Posted by Jellyfish | October 25, 2006 9:18 PM
Posted on October 25, 2006 21:18
I waited all my life for a chance to meet Keanu, and I never got the chance, I'm the biggest loser I've ever seen. It's really quite a shame too, but there's nothing I can do, I can't do anything right. I really hate myself today, I suck, I'm no good, my life is no good and today it's over, I had to move on. I'll just take my spineless form and sink. I suck.
Posted by Jellyfish | October 25, 2006 9:20 PM
Posted on October 25, 2006 21:20
I wonder if Tom Cruise would want to have a go with me, probably not because I suck. Tom what do ya say? Give me a call K.
Posted by Jellyfish | October 25, 2006 10:01 PM
Posted on October 25, 2006 22:01
No Jellyfish, I don't want you. I've got both my biatches...Katie and Keanu. Being bisexual gives me the best of both worlds. I get to have surf and turf everynight fucking both Katie and Keanu. It's all I need.
Posted by Tom Cruise | October 26, 2006 3:07 PM
Posted on October 26, 2006 15:07
Hey Tom Cruise, is Keanu as great a fuck as he looks? Do you mind if I borrow him for an evening so I can see for myself?
Posted by Lance Bass | October 26, 2006 3:55 PM
Posted on October 26, 2006 15:55
I've always been a huge fan of Keanu I think he's the greatest ummm, that's about it.
Posted by Moonchild | October 27, 2006 12:17 AM
Posted on October 27, 2006 00:17
Lance, Tom don't be so crude, I think you should find something better to do with your time, make the best of it K.
Posted by Jaded | October 27, 2006 1:34 AM
Posted on October 27, 2006 01:34
I was in line to get Keanu's autograph today and I got a parking ticket,(growl), but (I)(ME) got the signature, it was worth every penny of it.
Posted by Little Lori | October 27, 2006 4:53 PM
Posted on October 27, 2006 16:53
Hi Babe, love you forever and ever and ever.
Posted by Jenny | October 27, 2006 8:03 PM
Posted on October 27, 2006 20:03
Hey where did everybody go? Anyways, As long as Keanu is happy that's really all that matters, right? It really doesn't matter what anyone thinks, or how anyone else feels right? All a person can really do is be happy, there are those that eat, and those that get eaten right? And when you find that place in your life, I guess everything else just falls in it's place it's cheesy philosophy I know, but all of you and I do mean everyone should live by that thought and use it everyday as your mantra, just chant to yourself eat or get eaten, the world will be a better place, we can all do better in life with that just wake up every single day of your life and say those very loving and thoughtful words and everyone will say "how lovely is that" ahh it's so sweet and tender, just what I need to hear, so go have a cup of joe and remember the philosophy and let Keanu just be happy, it's what he needs to be happy, he has had so many tragic things happen, he is a true survivor, does he eat? Or does he get eaten? He eats that what I say, have a good day everyone be kind to each other, forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong, and please quit saying bad things about Keanu Reeves, he is the best person, and the best actor ever, ok.
Posted by Moonchild | October 28, 2006 7:23 PM
Posted on October 28, 2006 19:23
That really is funny philosophy, it sounds like pure white trailer park trash and you trying to justify your life, Keanu gets through his life the way he gets through his life, but I doubt very seriously that he wakes up every day and says shall I eat or get eaten, it's trashy it sounds trashy, and if you want something to follow moonchild, why don't you get into some kind of religion, maybe eastern religion try that ok but don't try to tell everyone what they are doing is wrong, take your dirty little finger and stick it where the sun don't shine and change your name for god's sake.
Posted by Ling | October 28, 2006 7:47 PM
Posted on October 28, 2006 19:47
Thanks for the sweet advice, I know it comes from the heart, Keanu rocks, and by the way, I'm black, just so you know
Posted by Moonchild | October 28, 2006 9:32 PM
Posted on October 28, 2006 21:32
Oh my my what do we have here? A fight or what? So someone tries to say something nice and someone else gets bent out of shape, is it a pillow fight?
Posted by Jumpin Jaks | October 28, 2006 9:42 PM
Posted on October 28, 2006 21:42
Ooooohhhh goodie, a pillow fight? Can I join in? Is Keanu going to be in the pillow fight too? On second thought, if he was, the pillow fight might turn into an x-rated scene so I guess it's best he doesn't join in afterall. I can't say I'd behave myself if he did..lol.
Posted by Patty | October 29, 2006 6:57 AM
Posted on October 29, 2006 06:57
Hi honey, I'm 8 weeks pregnant, I thought you should know I 'm right here waiting for you. I'm going to be a mommy and you're going to be a daddy.
Posted by Jenny | October 29, 2006 9:31 AM
Posted on October 29, 2006 09:31
Hi honey, I'm 8 weeks pregnant, I thought you should know I 'm right here waiting for you. I'm going to be a mommy and you're going to be a daddy.
Posted by Jenny | October 29, 2006 9:31 AM
Posted on October 29, 2006 09:31
Jesus, Jenny you need help! Now you're saying Keanu is the father of your baby??? You are really delusional. I hope for Keanu's sake AND safety, you never get the chance to meet him.
Posted by Judy | October 29, 2006 10:06 AM
Posted on October 29, 2006 10:06
Hi babe, I don't listen what other people think, I know you love me and you always will. love you.
Posted by Jenny | October 30, 2006 12:46 AM
Posted on October 30, 2006 00:46
Hey I can't but notice that Keanu was looking pretty happy that day, I wonder what was on his mind. He is such a dollface:)
Posted by Elizabeth | October 31, 2006 12:15 AM
Posted on October 31, 2006 00:15
Oh Jenny! How it happends? Holly spirit from the chat...Waaaaaaaaaaauuuu.
My dear poor Keanu, watch out where you throw condoms after use.
May be somebody pick up and sold....
Posted by keany | October 31, 2006 2:13 AM
Posted on October 31, 2006 02:13
Happy Halloween, I love the way Keanu looks, he does look happy, I wanna be his little treat for the day!!!
Posted by Ophelia | October 31, 2006 9:49 AM
Posted on October 31, 2006 09:49
exib
Posted by exib | October 31, 2006 11:30 AM
Posted on October 31, 2006 11:30
BBB
Posted by bbb | November 1, 2006 1:03 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 01:03
AAA
Posted by aaa | November 1, 2006 1:20 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 01:20
BBB
Posted by bbb | November 1, 2006 1:51 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 01:51
AAA
Posted by AAA | November 1, 2006 4:20 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 04:20
Hey Mr Wizard will you please get me the hell out of here?
Posted by Trinity | November 1, 2006 4:45 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 04:45
I drinking king king king a coffee.
Please, don§t disturb!
Posted by Luci | November 1, 2006 4:51 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 04:51
I drinking king king king a coffee.
Please, don§t disturb!
Posted by Luci | November 1, 2006 5:39 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 05:39
Hi Everyone hope you're having a great day, Keanu looks great, we miss him.
Posted by Sara | November 1, 2006 7:21 PM
Posted on November 1, 2006 19:21
We love him too!:)
Posted by Sara | November 1, 2006 7:27 PM
Posted on November 1, 2006 19:27
AAA....................................................................................................................!
Posted by AAA | November 1, 2006 7:56 PM
Posted on November 1, 2006 19:56
He looks like my dad.
Posted by Kelly | November 1, 2006 10:04 PM
Posted on November 1, 2006 22:04
Good morning babe, it's cold here,brrrrr
Posted by Jenny | November 2, 2006 7:34 AM
Posted on November 2, 2006 07:34
DABRAKAAAAAAAAAAA........................
Posted by Abraka | November 2, 2006 7:37 AM
Posted on November 2, 2006 07:37
I heard Keanu is a big spender, I think he needs new clothes.
Posted by Kerry | November 2, 2006 10:02 AM
Posted on November 2, 2006 10:02
Keanu needs only ...new clothes of emperor!
Posted by Andersen | November 2, 2006 11:46 AM
Posted on November 2, 2006 11:46
I think Keanu is awesome, I would love to meet him.
Posted by Ryan | November 2, 2006 12:25 PM
Posted on November 2, 2006 12:25
I may not be perfect, but I'm definitely better than anyone he's ever been with
Posted by Lonny | November 2, 2006 12:30 PM
Posted on November 2, 2006 12:30
I want my daddy.
Posted by Kealani | November 7, 2006 6:55 PM
Posted on November 7, 2006 18:55