Kevin Federline Photos & Pics Archive

More beautiful words have never been spoken! X17 photogs spotted Brit's ex Kevin Federline at a bowling alley in Tarzana with girlfriend Victoria Prince. I know, they're not the most attractive couple, but their relationship seems to work, right?

Regardless, she's no Britney!

Yes, Kevin Federline bought a new house because he's a pop star on tour raking in a ton of money...

Oh wait, that's his ex-wife Britney! At least his kids look happy at papa's new pad. Think Brit will stop by sometime soon and stay for a visit?

So happy together! But are they actually together-together?

Our girl Brit hit up Starbucks as usual on Saturday and this time brought along her agent slash BFF Jason Trawick. Hmm, best friend... or boyfriend? Our X17 photog on the scene has this to say about them:

"In my eyes, Britney and Jason are definitely together. I've never seen any other celebrity spend as much time with their agent as Brit does - vacation in Costa Rica, dinner, the Bahamas, running out to get Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon - I mean, it's not just business as usual."

And you know what? We're kinda inclined to agree! Our photog also claims the following:

"They look so comfortable together and Britney looks happy to have someone with her other than just her bodyguard. She's alone so much or with her dancers or with her assistant Brett, that for her to finally be with a guy seems comforting for her."

Question is, are the two a good match? They must be, or they wouldn't be hanging out 24/7!

Meanwhile, ex Kevin Federline dropped the boys off at Brit's house the same day. Wonder what he thinks of Jason?

Not that kind of fuel (we all know he could cut back on the eats!), gas for his car!

You know, it's not even that K-Fed's that fat, but when he wears XXL shirts, shorts and white socks pulled all the way up, his outfit accentuates his roundness. Maybe there's a six pack under there somewhere...And no, I'm not talking about a six pack of PBR!

That's really the only explanation I can find for Victoria (tall, blonde, athlete) to be with Kevin (short, round as a bowling ball, unemployed).

At least they seem to be happy together!

It's no secret that Kevin Federline has gone from fat to worse over the past few months, but there may be a potentially lucrative offer in store for Brit's ex-hubby!

According to In Touch Weekly, K-Fed has been offered a deal with NutriSystem to promote its Men’s Plan program. A source tells the mag, “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.”

K-Fed's rep denies that he’s going to partner up with the company, but we hope he'll consider it! There's no shame in getting fit - and getting paid to do it!

And no, we're not talking about his belly (which seems surprisingly slimmer in that Stars and Straps shirt!

Yesterday paps caught K-Fed and Victoria gassing up the truck. These two seem so incredibly boring normal!

Seems like everyday it's something else mundane...bowling, videos, donuts, gas stations. Don't they have jobs?

Bowling balls, that is!

K-Fed showed off a shiny yellow one when leaving the bowling alley with his lady love last night.

And while the Kevster may have taken up bowling for a hobby, looks like he's given up another one. When the paps asked him about his past penchant for pot, he told them he'd given it up, because "ya gotta grow up sometime!"

Oh suuure, right, whatever you say!

So Star Magazine - who else? - has a cover story about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reuniting... in bed. "Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other!" exclaims a family insider. "The flings have made them both a lot happier."

The mag also claims that K-Fed's g/f Victoria Prince knows about the raunchy affair - she "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says the source.

We find this extremely hard to believe! Brit's busy on tour (and then there's that whole backup dancer thing) and Kevin is always hanging out with Victoria...

Of course, anything's possible!

Except this, which sounds completely impossible!

Tired of being called "K-Fat", Kevin Federline is embarking on a new fad diet, where he eats nothing but donuts.

I don't think it's working.

Hmm, somehow we doubt it, but anything's possible! Kevin Federline and gf Victoria Prince were spotted at Blockbuster in Bev Hills yesterday, and the duo spent quite a bit of time browsing the store for movies.

What do you think they ended up selecting? Hopefully they didn't purchase any snacks at the checkout counter!

What on earth has happened to K-Fed? There's such a thing as being comfortable but this is taking it waaay too far!

Check out Britney's ex eating out - I know, right? - at a mexican restaurant with his slim, blonde girlfriend Tuesday afternoon. You know he got tacos and quesadillas when really he shoulda just gotten a salad!

Ever since he blessed the world with "Popozao!" in 2006, everyone has been eagerly waiting to hear what Kevin Federline would come up with next. Fortunately the wait is almost over!

K-Fed is heading back to the recording studio!!!

According to HipHopDX.com, Brit's ex will be working with producer Krayzie Bone on the new tracks. And a lot of the songs are going to be about Britney!!!

"People gon' say I'm craz, but to my surprise the stuff that he let me hear, it was pretty decent," Krayzie told the site. "[Kevin's music] was really deep. He was talking about his life. Telling his side of the story [on his split with Britney] in a more mature, adult kind of way. Opposed to just being on the record saying, 'F**k Britney!'"

We totally can't wait to hear that!!!

Well his 31st b-day isn't until tomorrow, but it looks like he's getting his party on a day or two early!

Last night Kevin Federline celebrated at Brother Jimmy’s in Murray Hill, New York, and he was joined by girlfriend Victoria Prince, his father Mike, Taye Diggs and Kourtney Kardashian. Random much?!

According to NY Daily News, the group ate hot wings, slurped down shots of Patron and fishbowls of Swamp Water, which is a bunch of alcohol and juice served in a fishbowl with multiple straws. Sounds uh, super yummy.

After dinner, the group headed to Greenhouse, where K-Fed and Victoria were spotted “dancing very provocatively...They were kissing and touching each other excessively,” said one eyewitness.

Glad he had a good time...so when is he going to get back to work? And working out?

Well, I guess you can't see his baby bump that clearly, but we know it's there!

K-Fed and his girlfriend Victoria went to their fav Tarzana bowling alley last night, and we caught the two heading back to their car after a successful evening at the lanes. Brit's ex hubby showed off his fabulous bowling ball, which got me thinking about balls in general. When is the aspiring rapper going to start hitting the gym and spending some quality time with a medicine ball?

Last night we caught K-Fed and Victoria doing what they do best...looking chunky (him) and J. Crew cute (her) while going bowling in Tarzana. Think it bothers Victoria that K-Fed is such a porker? Or is she secretly a chubby chaser? Guess the secret's out now!

There's certainly nothing bony about him, but Kevin Federline was snapped at the recording studio with the boys from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, and the wannabe rapper seemed pretty pleased with himself.

While it's nice to see Brit's ex doing something other than sitting around collecting alimony, we think a trip to the gym would have been a better use of his time!