that was kinda awkward

After all that mess you went thru larry, for stepping up being honest about being the dad, even anna lied against you and many from that camp wanted you not to be. congrats i hope you enjoy a wonderful life being a father to your child, let her know about the good things her mother once did and protect her with every inch of your soul. keep her away from texas and that abuser virgie she caused anna to turn out the way she did. good luck to you mr. birkhead and i hope you and mr.stern become great friend. DING DONG the bitch is dead!! the bitch is dead! merry merry off we go!!

Larry is HOT HOT HOT. I'd fuck him in a heart beat.

Larry, I'll be your babys-mama!!!

heeeyyyyyyy
you have many people roasting you..go out get some sunshine

He is adorable - but then, all Kentucky boys are that way. :)

If ALL Kentucky boys look like HIM I'm moving to Kentucky...tomorrow!!!!!

not much sunshine where i'm at 12:23

heeeyy
are your intials L.B.?

i think he's high or drunk.

no, why?

Just asking..Sorry if I came across as nosy or rude

I agree - he is very, very HOT!!!!!

no prob

By the way heeyy
dont talk to that someone character..I have a feeling he is middle eastern teenager..hes a freaking weirdo (i think)I fuck with him sometimes just for kicks

AWE, HE'S SO CUTE. TELL HIM THAT X17 READERS THINK HE'S CUTE.

i've been trying to get it out of him, but he claims his dad's italian and his mom is american...

I have so much respect for Larry. He is just trying to be a good dad and he is going about everything the right way.

I hope all the drama with Virgie ends soon. That woman is PATHETIC and needs to get herself away from that baby. If she cared for Dannielynn she wouldn't be fighting Larry.

Heeeyy
I think we both know that his English would be better if that was true..he told me his dad was dead and his mom was old and sick!! Hes always talking about "diet vodka" what the hell is that shit???

i know...i asked him why it seemed like english was his second language, and he said that a lot of crap happened to him during his childhood...and i don't know what the deal is with the diet vodka

I am so happy for him and his daughter.
he looks so happy. The little girl will have a normal life after all. That is really great.

I really want him to put his wiener in my butt. He looks like the type that wouldn't mind at all. In fact, he looks like he might enjoy it.

I live in ky.. TRUST me, not all of them are that way! The whole "southern men are gentlemens," is soo far from the truth! Although, Larry seems to be an exception! You can tell he was raised right.

I live in ky.. TRUST me, not all of them are that way! The whole "southern men are gentlemens," is soo far from the truth! Although, Larry seems to be an exception! You can tell he was raised right.

I live in ky.. TRUST me, not all of them are that way! The whole "southern men are gentlemens," is soo far from the truth! Although, Larry seems to be an exception! You can tell he was raised right.

do they put their weiners in your butt?

Larry is so cute. He won't have any trouble finding a 'mom' for the baby--but I'm hoping he picks the right one and not some publicity whore who will just try to get close to him and the baby for fame or fortune--Watch out Larry! I'm so happy for the baby! Did anyone see her on Larry King last evening! OMG! So adorable with those big blue eyes! She seems so very happy. I feel sad for her for losing her mother but thank heavens she has her father and he seems to be a good guy!

Also, I agree with Allison---I'm originally from the south and it's rare to find one like Larry B. Of course, they exist but not in great numbers. Most are drinkin', football watchin, cursin', uncultured hicks..... Just my opinion...that's why I didn't marry a Southern Man.....LOL

I bet he has a beautiful major huge schlong. A man isn't a man if he ain't packin' a really big gun. And Larry looks like the total package. Mmmmmm.

of course his schlog can`t be nearly as big as my daddy`s. Mmmmmm. I just can`t get enough.

2:18PM Yeah, I know. Anything under eight inches is a waste of time (and really funny!!!!!) Larry definitely looks like he's got the right kind of package! I'd crown him in a minute!!!

hey aren`t you the same Anonymous that got absolutely owned on the Britney in yellow post? How those rape charges going? Guess you`re hiding here now?

2:30PM -- ABSOLUTELY!!! Anything under 8 inches is a laughing matter! HAHAHA! LOVES LARRY!!!

Now you`re replying to yourself? Goddamn what a pathetic loser you are! No wonder you keep getting laughed off every page, despite the mumerous names you post under. You`re making the other 12 year olds look bad, man.

Gee, it got quiet, Anonymous must be hiding under his desk again. OWNED again, little cum receptacle. Don`t you get tired of losing EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

I'd let Larry pee in my mouth!!

What a gorgeous bastard! So glad to see that he got his daughter and is loving it, instead of throwing her off on every fucking nanny that rolls around. He is truly a daddy and not just a father.

wow, assumed someone elses name again, Anonymous 4:06PM? You are so creative. You couldn`t post a funny comment if you were channelling the ghost of Sam Kinison. Aren`t you falling behind on your paper route, being here 18 hours a day?

Hey, fake Raven, fake Valtrex, Anonymous, whatever you`re calling yourself on this page, this time, maybe if you didn`t sit here for 18 hours a day starting flame wars and losing each one badly, you might be able to spend that time thinking of something that`s actually funny. You might even learn how to spell. Hell, if you stopped wasting 18 hours a day here posting comments and then replying to your own comments under a different name, it wouldn`t be so obvious what a pathetic, unfunny, 12 year old failure you are.

Larry let me have your baby pleeeeeaaaasssse? lol
so gorgeous you are!! yum

GET A GRIP PEOPLE. BIRHEAD IS GAY GAY GAY!!! READ ALL ABOUT UNCLE BYRON ON WWW.ARTHARRIS.COM

I'm gonna go play with myself, while I watch this video on repeat.

I READ IN THE ENQUIRER LARRY LIKES IT UP THE KEISTER!!

God Bless you Larry and Dannielynn. May his blessings shine upon you.
I am pretty sure you are not telling us the complete story in order to honor Anna and for this I respect you.
I now see what most of America saw months ago.

hola, donde es heeyyy?

valtrex?

heeeyy!!!!!!!

anyway, sorry if I offended, you just said something that was very insulting to me, so I insulted you back. It`s what I do. I`m a dick. But I do apologize.

i don't follow you.

I`m trying to apologize for saying something that hurt you last time we talked.

what did i say that insulted you, though?

you asked if I knew how to give a blowjob for one. I already have enough haters accusing me of being gay, and one that posts as me but with gay overtones. I can deal with their shit, I don`t need it from people I consider friends.

that was a joke because you said there was nothing that you couldn't do. so i asked if you could do that? i didn't mean it in an insulting way.

hello???

I know, I just hate to give my enemies anything to work with.

well, i'm really sorry about that.

sorry, replying to a service call from Newton Police Dept., I`m back.

hello???

i'm here. and again, i'm sorry about that.

its okay, really, I still love you.

awwwwwww...

(sniff)

very touching moment.

made even more special by my tagline, the one that says Anonymous can lick my balls.

yes, i noticed, that's lovely.

yesterday I told him he can lick my taint, am I being too forward?

well i suppose that's your appeal.

I knew it had to be something

i find your forwardness and slight ego kinda hot.

slight?, I`ll have to work on that, I try to excel at everything

i didn't want to seem rude, your ego is totally full-fledged.

cooolll

and I looooove your sense of humor and intelligence. It`s kinda rare here, but I appreciate it.

so, what's new, valtrex?

thanks!

just checking travel prices to Vegas, what`s new with you? I`d really rather talk about you.

ooohhh, vegas! not much here...i don't really feel well...i think it's the weather changing every fucking day!

I`m sorry to hear that, I love how cool the weather has been though. My dog is more comfortable.

i like it too. i'm much more comfortable also. i'm not a fan of excessive heat.

I hate excessive heat, so I`m making reservations for a helicopter tour of the Las Vegas strip in August.

awesome. that sounds like fun

I`m looking forward to it. They won`t let me skydive out of the helicopter, though. I guess that`s a different reservation.

wow, that is something i would not do.

website crashed, lol

yeah, annoying.

skydiving? skydiving is sooo cool, you really should try it. amazing rush.

i don't think so. i would freak out.

everybody says that, then they`re addicted. The first time I ever rode in a plane I jumped out at 15,000 feet. It really is incredible.

i don't have the guts to do that. and if i did do it, my guts would probably come out of my mouth. i'll prefer to stay on land.

lol, stay on land, your guts will be joining you in just a second

:)

BTW, I like this page, it`s so quiet and spacious. Let`s see, I gonna put the pool table over here and the wet bar over.....here, hot tub in the corner,definitely. Now I just gotta hang the picture of dogs playing poker....and...done.

lol, i agree. no one to harass us.

yeah, I liked it better when harass was two words.

lol

I also liked it when harass fit in my hands

i bet you did.

now it barely fits on the couch

fresh.

sorry, just having fun with the English language.

yes, you are. you're so clever with the English language.

I`m trying to branch out to Spanish, so I can be insulting to other cultures.

lol...i took spanish...don't remember much, unfortunately. that's the american school system for you.

go to Alta Vista`s Babelfish, they`ll give you a Spanish version of anything.

but that shit doesn't give you proper spanish.

close enough to be insulting, ask my co-worker, Luis

but not good enough to get you an A on a homework assignment, ask my high school spanish teacher.

lol

you made me laugh again, nobody ever does that!

well, i'm good like that! and i'm honored to be the only one.

you`re my first , I think I.. I think I.. I think I love you

and you`re still my favorite poster :)

you wouldn't be the first ;)

be the last, though (there`s that ego again)

defintely not the last!.....and you're my fave poster too!

suitable for framing

let's not go that far.

really, frame me for murder, shoplifting, animal necrophilia, I`m easy.

you're easy? you man-whore.

easy, not cheap. There`s a difference.

if you say so.

yeah, I`m just saying that, I`m cheap AND easy. You caught me.

i knew it!

BTW, just checked the front page of x17, still the same guy posting comments and then congratulating himself on his wittiness. Used to be fun.

anyway, i'm out...night, lover.

uniqua666@yahoo.com I`ll know its you

huh? is that really your email?

it will be until you reply. I`ll give you an IM address, then we can trash people in real time.

lol...i'll use that sometime in the coming days. now, it's sleepy time, lover.

then you can block me when I piss you off. It`s gonna happen.

nite, sweety, still love you (sniff)

Aww, that was beautiful.

and my 16 hour a day stalker is even more beautiful. Haven`t learned to type in Spanish to impersonate me yet, little , pathetic boy? I`m trying to take our conversation to a format that doesn`t upset you sooo greatly, because I know how much the jealousy just tears at you, knowing as you do that there isn`t a single person on the entire planet that wants to waste a single second of their life talking to you. Live vicariously through me, it will be the only time you experience acceptance in your life.

and continue to show what a "man" you are by posting comments half an hour after you think your targets have left the room. Really proves your manliness. Really.

Hiding behind the couch, again, Anonymous? Come on, little boy, you called me out, now man up and fight the war you started.

You`re really that jealous of two people conversing that you will scroll back through 3 days of posts to eavesdrop on the conversation? You really need to get a paper route, or a job bagging groceries, or a shiny object to stare at. Or get the balls to come back to the flame war you started.