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HA-HA-HA, Blackness, pain, empty void, etc...

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Why does anyone watch this crap

I hate Lo, she's an ugly bitch.

God i'd love to f*ck them all HARD and make them squirt all over my linens.

I'd f*ck all of their tw*ts all night long!

I Love Lo, Audrina, Whit, and Lauren, but can anyone tell me what the F*** Is wrong with Heidi's Nose. She looks AWFUL. I hope she is desperate enough to read these comments. She is So lame! Her and Spenc are a match made in heaven cuz hes a douche! (im sure he'll be the FIRST to read this!)

DOESN'T MADONNA HAVE A CD OUT???SHAME ON YOU ROLLING STONE WHOS NEXT PARIS AND NICOLE???I WOULD RATHER SEE SURI CRUISE ON THE COVER I'M SURE SHE HAS MORE TO SAY THEN THIS WANNABES.

Why does Lauren always tell everyone who they can date and hang around with? She is a controlling bitch. Only SHE is allowed to be friends and date who she wants, everyone else needs her approval.

Lauren and Lo Should be roommates because they are both 2 nasty bitches. If I was Audrina I'd get my own place without those 2.
Lauren is way too stuck on herself and she needs to get over herself. I bet she only has Lo as a friend once the show is over because Lo doesn't mind being her Lauren's bitch and kissing her ass.

LO would definitely be the better roomie. Audrina is totally skanky!

It's so funny to watch Lauren crash and burn week after week in her quest to find a man. No one wants her LOL.

I'M CERTAIN THAT I SPEAK FOR MOST GUYS THAT UPON INITIALLY SEEING THIS COVER PICTURE, WE THOUGHT INSTANTLY ABOUT WAYS WE COULD EMPTY OUR BALLS ALL OVER THOSE GIRLS.

TELL ME I'M WRONG... I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'LL BE LYING IF YOU DO.

This is a new low for Rolling Stone. I thought they had some ethics and didn't put d listed or worse on their cover. Like someone said, why not Madonna? Plus, the title in the background about the escort service is hysterical. And I really hate Madonna.

I don't get why anyone would want to be her roommate. She has to dictate who there other friends can be not to mentioshe needs to get over the fact that Heidi didn't listen to her and stayed with Spencer... cause that's the real problem that she has with Heidi.

I don't think she makes a good friend!

Heidi and Audrina look like they are posing for Rolling Stone magazine while Lauren and Whitney look like they are posing for the Sears catalogue.

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The Hills is a hot show on MTV. That's why they are on the cover. If you don't watch the show then you won't get the cover, but they are the "it" people right now.

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I agree. Lauren is only using the sex tape story as an excuse. The real reason Lauren hates Hiedi is because she didn't bow down and obey Mistress Lauren's demands.

Heidi's face looks like she has a finger up her ass... she should probably keep that retarded face to herself... trying way too hard. LC is pathetic as well... would only be friends with Audrina and Whit.

Please from now on, only put Horse Face Heidi on the Wal-Mart Ads in the newspaper. Her face is so messed up. She is such an attention whore. I am pretty sure the "bef curtin" comment was from the ultimate no talent douche bag, spencer. HEY BUDDY GET A REAL JOB.

Audrina would get lost in a cul-de-sac she is a dumb chick and Justin Boooby is a Johnny Deep wanna be and generally comes off as a dirt bag

X17 please put only real celebrites and not celebutards on your site. Ok Thanks

Heide makes me sick. She looks like she's waiting to get it stuck in her A$$. can we say... TRASH??

ROLLING STONE has come to this?

Jan Wenner, we piss all over you!

Lo is a snotty bitch.

I LOVEE LAURENNN CONRAADD!! SHE IS SOO INNOCENNTT ANDDD PREETTTYY.. SHE DESERVE GOOD PEOPLE AROUND HER NOT LIKE THEE ASSHOLESS SHE HAD BEING WITH

HEIDI IS SUCH A BAD FRIEND.. AND SPENCERR ISS SUCH AN IDIOTT.. FINDD A LIFE AND LEAVE LAUREN ALONEE..

What was Heide thinking sticking her ass like that? she tries toooooo hard!!! Lauren is so beatifull, although she can be a bitch too!

AUDRIANA,LAUREN

Love them there the best of all!!!