Lindsay Lohan can be a handful for her bodyguards - but not always by choice! We spotted Lindsay's most recent protector copping a feel (accidentally? on purpose?) as he tried to escort her through a throng of her shrieking fans Wednesday. We're guessing that Lindsay quickly read him the riot act about keeping his Lohans to himself - as you can see in these photos from Thursday, the dynamic duo* seemed substantially less touchy-feely:

*by which we mean Lindsay and her bodyguard, of course!
Honk!
Seriously, it's like Lindsay hired some eighth-grade boy to be her bodyguard!
Well, I guess it's good that Lindsay's bodyguard takes his job so seriously - or at least literally!
> Lindsay in Pain - Jun 27, 2008
> Lindsay Goes Red! - Jun 25, 2008
> Are Lindsay and Samantha Planning a Family of Their Own? - Jun 23, 2008
> Lindsay & Sam Ham It Up - Jun 23, 2008







