Lindsey looks like a man, baby, a man!

Why would you let your baby daughter try to be like your fucked up older daughter? Wouldn't you do everything in your power to try and prevent her from going down that road? It's not going to be different for Ali. Oh wait, this is Dina Lohan we are talking about. I'm sorry exploit your kid you fucking c-nt

No choice!
Life is all about choices and lady you've made a bad one. Why would anyone want to subject yet another one of her children to such a rotten life?
$$$$$, she must be the youngest daughters manager as well. Lady this isn't about what you kids want, it's about you, power and money. You are washed up, Lindsey is this close to being washed up and your cash machine will run out when Lindsey is no longer in demand. BE A MOTHER FOR CHRIST SAKE, NOT A MANAGER!!!!!!

Lindsey looks hot and secondly, Ali wants a show biz life.

Dina just wants so more young hot cock in pussy

Can't wait to see Dina pimp out her next daughter. We'll see how much she can drink, snort, and suck. I can see Dina telling Ali that it's ok to let those older TV/Movie execs ram their peckers up her virgin bunghole to get that two line speaking role in the next Brett Ratner movie.

What fun!

No choice? Fuck Dina Lohan. She's been angling for this show for years.

I'm still waiting for her to produce any proof that she was a Rockette, like she claims. No pictures, no articles, no nothing. She's a lying skank, just like her useless daughter.

OMG dina lohan is a complete idiot,who the hell cares about them,I will not be watching any of this trash ever on E,what a waste!!!!!!!!!

No choice? Ali isn't even working in the industry, she should scrub off that street-walker make-up and get back to school..far far far away from Hollywood!

What's with their makeup? Both of them look like they smeared dirt on their cheeks.

yeah what IS with the makeup?? you would think with that much money they could afford a stylist to teach them proper blending techniques as well as color matching....jeesh they both look like someone smacked them on both sides of the face...and their face colors don't even blend into the neckline....geesh I have seen trailer park bitches apply makeup with more savvy

i can't believe that this family has no shame. the fact that any of them has the audacity to continue to seek out the spotlight (after all they have been through) is stunning. just go away.

Why would Dina do this when all she has to do is whore herself out. She's a milf. Many a men would pay her $50 for a blow job.

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

THE EXTENT TO WHICH COCAINE HAS ROTTEN AWAY EVERY BRAIN IN THIS FAMILY IS WHAT SHOLD BE THE PREMISE OF A REALITY SHOW!

- THE MOTHER IS AN EX-ESCORT AND CONTINUED COKE USER AND FRAUD WHO CLAIMED TO BE A ROCKETTE

- FATHER IS A FRAUD, EX COKE HEAD WHO DIDDLED HIS DAUGHTER LINDSAY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND THEN WHORED HER OUT TO HOLLYWOOD - AND THEN WENT TO JAIL

- BLOHAN IS AN ADDICTED, PATHALOGICAL LYING LESBIAN WHOSE DESPERATION IS ONLY TOPPED BY HER LACK OF TALENT AND A FUTURE

SO NOW THEY'RE TURNING OUT THE 13 YEAR OLD WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 30?

IF ONLY THEY WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO SEE - SOME PEOPLE GET *REAL* JOBS AND *EARN* THEIR MONEY INSTEAD OF PIMPING OUT THEIR DAUGHTERS ONE BY ONE.

LOL at Narc. That shit was funny.

FRANKLY, IF THE SHOW DOESN'T FEATURE LINDSEY SHOWING HER PERFECT TITS AND SUPPLE ASS, THEN I DON'T THINK THE SHOW WILL LAST 3 WEEKS.

NOBODY IS REALLY INTERESTED IN SEEING GIRLS ON TV UNLESS THERE'S A SEXUAL ANGLE TO THE PROGRAM.

I wonder if she was diddled. Not only by Michael but at Disney. Lindsay is not an empty shell like Paris. Her sluttiness has always felt unnatural, like it's not her real personality.

If she were molested then it all makes sense. Girls who were molested never forget that feeling of helplessness. So Lindsay wants to make sure she has the power in any relationship -- the power to use men and then walk away. She wants to make other people feel tarnished and abandoned, the way she probably felt. That's the usual pattern.

OLD

WHORES

Narc, you are a funny bastard

you don't understand. they have to do this show. the main addiction for this family is fame. they need it to validate their existence. without it they're nothing. it's sad, but true.

Her sister has to much makeup on!

No one buys Dina's spinjob. She has pimped out Lindsay who is so fucked up she cant even get decent roles anymore and is borrowing money from frieds because she is broke. Now Dina the whore is throwing her other duaghter under the bus hoping to cash in since she cant spend Lindsays money anymore. WHo the fuck is Ali? What talent does she have other than being the embarrased sister of Lilo and the unfortunate daughter of an aging fame whore mother! No choice huh Dina? Yea right. Hopefully after one episode it is dumped..I bet Dina will be in front of the camera the whole time since she is the attention addict. Poor Ali..she doesnt stand a chance being around these whores..she is already wearing too much makeup and is getting some very poor influences from her mom and sister. This should be about as boring as Denise Richards pimping out her two kids. Get some damn respect for yourselves bitches and get a real job!

Linds will worm her way onto the show.

Garanteed.

Dina Lohan is little more than a Pimp. Whoever is producing this garbage should be bitch slapped for furthering the demise of our culture.

Is Ali a midget???

the show is "about Ali" paying for mommy's botox and inevitable face lift. dayum! the POWER of orange!

the show is "about Ali" paying for mommy's botox and inevitable face lift. dayum! the POWER of orange!

No choice my ass. Dina is a pimp and Ali wants to be pimped out.

How old is Ali? 14? Why does she have on a ton of make-up? Makes her look soooo old! Blech!

the show is going to bomb!!

speaking of my ass, it is a very large, red, leaky mess. Kinda like my face. dayum!

She is beautiful, she is also my favorite. It seems she is single now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week.

LILO WINS THE GAME OF CONQUEST!!!!!!!!
BRITNEY LOSES THE GAME OF CONQUEST!!!!
IT'S ABOUT CONQUEST!,CONQUEST!,CONQUEST!

looks like lindsay has a mustache

Oh no - Lindsay had Ali put that nasty blush on too!