FIRST BITCHES!

FIRST BITCHES!

Dlisted had it first!!

If this attempt at rehab doesn't work she will be dead by year's end.

SO WHAT YOU WERE FIRST???????? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

SO.. WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT.... SHES IN REHAB??? DO NOT GIVE HER THIS CHANCE!!! WHY SHOULD ONLY PARIS GO TO JAIL??? TAHT'S NOT FAIR!!!! SHE WAS DRUNK DRIVING AND SHE JUST DESAPEARED FROM THE SCENE AND HEADED TO THE HOSPITAL HUHHH... AND NOW IN REHAB.... GOOD EXCUSE LINDSAY!

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S TROWING HER LIFE INTO THE GARBAGE,,,,

HEY LINDSAY.. BEFORE YOU DISTROY YOURSELF.. GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS.. I WILL KNOW BETTER HOW TO SPEND IT

MAN.. THESE GIRLS DO NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOOD IN LIFE

COCAINE IS FOR LOSERS... YES... LOSERS..AND I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR LOSERS!!!

SO WHAT YOU WERE FIRST???????? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

SO.. WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT.... SHES IN REHAB??? DO NOT GIVE HER THIS CHANCE!!! WHY SHOULD ONLY PARIS GO TO JAIL??? TAHT'S NOT FAIR!!!! SHE WAS DRUNK DRIVING AND SHE JUST DESAPEARED FROM THE SCENE AND HEADED TO THE HOSPITAL HUHHH... AND NOW IN REHAB.... GOOD EXCUSE LINDSAY!

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S TROWING HER LIFE INTO THE GARBAGE,,,,

HEY LINDSAY.. BEFORE YOU DISTROY YOURSELF.. GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS.. I WILL KNOW BETTER HOW TO SPEND IT

MAN.. THESE GIRLS DO NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOOD IN LIFE

COCAINE IS FOR LOSERS... YES... LOSERS..AND I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR LOSERS!!!SO WHAT YOU WERE FIRST???????? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

SO.. WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT.... SHES IN REHAB??? DO NOT GIVE HER THIS CHANCE!!! WHY SHOULD ONLY PARIS GO TO JAIL??? TAHT'S NOT FAIR!!!! SHE WAS DRUNK DRIVING AND SHE JUST DESAPEARED FROM THE SCENE AND HEADED TO THE HOSPITAL HUHHH... AND NOW IN REHAB.... GOOD EXCUSE LINDSAY!

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S TROWING HER LIFE INTO THE GARBAGE,,,,

HEY LINDSAY.. BEFORE YOU DISTROY YOURSELF.. GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS.. I WILL KNOW BETTER HOW TO SPEND IT

MAN.. THESE GIRLS DO NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOOD IN LIFE

COCAINE IS FOR LOSERS... YES... LOSERS..AND I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR LOSERS!!!

SO WHAT YOU WERE FIRST???????? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

SO.. WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT.... SHES IN REHAB??? DO NOT GIVE HER THIS CHANCE!!! WHY SHOULD ONLY PARIS GO TO JAIL??? TAHT'S NOT FAIR!!!! SHE WAS DRUNK DRIVING AND SHE JUST DESAPEARED FROM THE SCENE AND HEADED TO THE HOSPITAL HUHHH... AND NOW IN REHAB.... GOOD EXCUSE LINDSAY!

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S TROWING HER LIFE INTO THE GARBAGE,,,,

HEY LINDSAY.. BEFORE YOU DISTROY YOURSELF.. GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS.. I WILL KNOW BETTER HOW TO SPEND IT

MAN.. THESE GIRLS DO NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOOD IN LIFE

COCAINE IS FOR LOSERS... YES... LOSERS..AND I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR LOSERS!!!

hope reheb Works!

WHY HASN'T HER PUBLICIST RESPONDED?

WHY WASN'T SHE QUOTED IN THE IN TOUCH STORY?

DID SHE FIRE HER - THAT IS THE REAL STORY. NOT THIS INSINCERE REHAB GESTURE.

whats with the cut on her hand?

Fucked Up. Look at her mouth.

SO WHAT ANOTHER GOSSIP WEBSITE POSTED IT FIRST??

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A STUPID HUMAN BEINGS.. SUCH A WASTE OF SPACE.. WHAT A RETARDED COMMENTS " DLIST HAD IT FIRST"

GO GET A LIFE... SO WHAT YOU SHITTED FIRST THAN ME TODAY? LOSERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm sure Mommy will tell the press re:the latest drama that linds is just "really misunderstood." Ah, behold the power of epically permissive parenting and its ability to make your offspring destroy themselves. Way to go, White Oprah.

then she'll come back and just do the same shit. she should take her friends and her mom with her, because they're all fuck ups.

Fucked Up. Look at her mouth.

Why would they go to in touch instead of us weekly or people mag? I don't believe it.

She looks like she's freaking dying in that pic.

Anonymous 7:57

probably she had fought with somebody.

Someone, baby! My butt is waiting for your penis, and my penis is waiting for your hot butt.

There was a rumor in the NY Daily News this morning that Dina Lohan is so concerned about Blohan`s coke use that she now carries it for her, so she can ration it. Someone should remove Dina`s uterus before she tries to use it again.

the cut was probably from her car accident

Valtrex, you were too funny as Brian Llewellyn yesterday! you are just a comedian aren't you?

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nope, network engineer, thanks for the compliment though

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well, you should moonlight as a comedian. i love a funny man.

i bet you would look even more ugly in your car than this!! give it up fools..

papparazi have HUGE part of this star gone bad.. shame on you cock roaches

SHE NEEDS QUITE TIME. she needs to get the fu** out of LOS ANGELES.. actually CALIFORNIA in general she should go live some place random like Boston or Austin and let shit simmer down in HOLLYWOOD for whiiiiiiile. right now its pure trash living there..

EVERYONE DOES COKE IN L.A EVEN MICHA AND EVA EVERYONE.

THE ASSISTANTS, MANAGERS, LAWYERS need to be fired. she needs real professionals to help her build a long lasting career

i wish nothing but the best for this girl

YOU HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT she is this generations MARILYN MONROE… forever this story be known

BEST OF LUCK MISS. LOHAN

HER MOUTH IS ACTUALLY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THIS GIRL HAS NO FUTURE... COCAINE... WOW.. SHE WILL HAVE A BIG HOLE IN HER BRAIN...AND HOPEFULLY NOT DUMBER THAN SHE IS RIGHT NOW....

OH MAN ...... AHAHAHA SHE'S AWESOME..SHE CAN DESTROY HERSELF COMPLETLY

No, the cut was probably from her "battle" with the other girls in the club in the other night. (Rumors says she was fighting with somebody).

Of course! Winter at Wonderland must be followed by Promises Summer Camp. I hear they have a great drama program. Don't forget your sunscreen, Linz

Lindsay, MTV called, they need to know which of your "hit" songs you would like played in the background of your memorial video. They need an answer by Friday.

juliana, you need to chill out.

I don`t know, I`m exhausted from 5 hours of sarcastic improvisation, My brain hurts.

She isn't passed out. She's squinting her eyes - acting as in photo op.

keep going valtrex, you can do it!

Lindsay wants to be cremated after she dies. The body will burn for 3 days.

valtrex, who is brian llewellyn anyway?

Look at her hands, white as a ghost. She's lucky she didn't die from alcohol poisoning. That girl best listen to the couselers and realize she's an alkie drug addict. Choose life Lidsay.

She needs to do something to better herself.

He`s a child rapist we all like to antagonize. He comes on here and stalks celebutards, whining for Paris or Lindsay or ANY other minor celeb to call him.

WHERE IS THE DAMN VIDEO ALREADY???????

lovely

Ever notice that Lindsay never gets sick? Viruses can`t survive in that hazardous environment.

Jeez Julianna. Take a valium. And grow up. All caps is for psychotic cry babies.

"YOU HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT she is this generations MARILYN MONROE… forever this story be known"

WTF? You are kidding...right?

AND Team Valtrex, you are a GENIUS.....I'm still laughing at ur comments....hahahahaha

They blood tested her at the hospital. Turns out she has the same chemical composition as a car battery.

"YOU HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT she is this generations MARILYN MONROE… forever this story be known"

WTF? You are kidding...right?

AND Team Valtrex, you are a GENIUS.....I'm still laughing at ur comments....hahahahaha

X17 can report this after dlisted but can't show the video they promised hours and hours ago?

Lohan is going to rehab, and Columbia has been returned to 3rd world nation status.

Is Lindsay In Rehab?

Holy fucksicles. Lohag is knock-knock-knockin on Hell's door!

This dumb skank will get the treatment she needs at the county jail with all the other degenerates. Lock this whack job up asap, bitch is out driving around endangering everyone...are we waiting till this nut kills someone or what???

Is Lindsay In Rehab?

Britney going bald and swinging an umbrella surprised me. Kinda a shock to see Brit looking insane BUT Lindsay WOW these pics are scary. SHE LOOKS VERY CLOSE TO DEAD . This chick has some serious work to do - Like figure out why she can't stay home EVER. What is she running from . I hope both of her parents -the embezzling abuser and the white oprah denial ridden whore Dina can work on her recovery and their family recovery.

X17, Are You Fucking With Us? Where Is The Fucking Video?

Fortunately, the officers that served her citation hadn`t seen her movies. Anybody remember Rodney King?

Not even Leslie Sloane Zelnick, the biggest liar in all Hollywood can lie LL out of this one!!

Valtrex, you know you love Lohan movies! you gotta at least like mean girls! even though she is a terrible actress, that movie is just great.

Damn this twat didn't just fall off the wagon...she jumped her happy ass off, her pantleg got caught in the wheel's spokes and is now dragging her along the ground at 65 mph.

Everyone always focuses on the down side of alcoholism. If not for alcohol and Dina`s low self esteem, Lindsay never would have happened.

OH MY GOD!! She Looks Like A Dead Girl? Creepy Picture..!!!Seriously.

OH MY GOD!! She Looks Like A Dead Girl? Creepy Picture..!!!Seriously.

Someone, you keep slipping through these posts, I don't know where to catch you. I'm calling you now sexy...I want your wiener right now in my butt. I want our sexy gay love affair to begin tonight. You promised anytime!

If you think her tits are big, you should see her liver.

"No, the cut was probably from her "battle" with the other girls in the club in the other night. (Rumors says she was fighting with somebody)."

Linds obviously got her ass whooped

somebody tried to steal her drink, she tried to cut them with her razor blade necklace, slipped and cut herself. It won`t get infected though, alcohol kills germs.

how fitting...i just saw a commercial about not providing alcohol to minors. guess lindsay's parents missed that message.

LOL @ Team Valtrex!!

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They also tested her liver function at the hospital. It was not ADEQUIT.

Dina & Mike better do something soon. If their cunt daughter OD's then there goes their lifestyle!

Unless one of them is Lindsay's beneficiary...

Team Valtrex 8:38

Hahaha...Best Comment Yet.

You Haters are crazy!! Lindsay was just trying out her new pale blue lip gloss!!

actually, when she dies, everyone benefits

------ end of sarcasm

Another Perfect Comment. LOL!!

Rehab is a joke to her. She does not take it seriously

------ end of sarcasm

Another Perfect Comment. LOL!!

Someone, what about my comment at 8:34? That one is perfect, too!

Stupid girl looks like she is dead. I wish that stupid bitch would get a clue and save herself. Too many excuses!

I`ll bet she slept like a baby. She woke up crying with her pants all wet.

POST THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO ALREADY YOU LIARS.........

She`s going to accept her Oscar posthumously.

POST THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO ALREADY YOU LIARS.........

Hey look at me everybody. Look at me.

We have a loooonngggg wait kallie LOL

Anonymous, you need one thing( REHAB ) just like LILO!!

valtrex, are you gay? just wondering because most straight guys don't have such a great sense of humor. unless you are the exception.

PROMISES??

Bitch needs BETTY FORD.

How the fuck is it that goddamn Trent Reznor of all people can get sober and stay that way, yet these little Hollywood bitches can't?

Anonymous, you need one thing( REHAB ) just like LILO!!

Ihope this isn't going to be a Britney-like PROMISES stint. Have a wing to yourself- go shopping -come out and blame everyone but yourself for going there.

I`m so straight, I make Viagra hard, or something like that.

Promises needs to be renamed, "Big Fat Sugar-Coated White Lies"

Someone, you said anytime! Now you're being rude and saying I need rehab. I thought you wanted this hot ass as much as this hot ass wanted you.

Forget AA, she needs AAA to tow the car first. I just hope everything turns out okay, with the car I mean.

Hey man don't be hatin' on the Team V. That's one funny ass mofo right there!

OMG Get ready for Britney FEST -Paris in Jail and Lohan in rehab during the same month. Some of those x17 photogs may have to go back over the BORDER.

I love you Lindsay. Everything will be ok, I PROMISE!

oh, well you're very funny for a straight guy. hope i didn't offend you.

I love grey hoodies. Lindsay looks so cute in her grey hoody. She reminds me of my 10 year old neighbor.

Brian Llewellyn™

OOOHHH, I have my very own hater! wait I`ll post like a Lindsay fan - your just jelos!

Oh I wouldn't say her lips are *blue*. They're a very lovely shade of pastel purple. It's a good thing.

when will her next movie gonna be in theatre?

when will her next movie gonna be in theatre?

That`s okay, heeeyy. Hey are you a lesbian? Most bitches just throw a drink in my face. Just kidding!!

Hey no fair, I want my own Hater too!

She is a meth head. And a loser.

X17 YOU FUCKWADS WHERE THE HELL IS OUR PRINCESS BRITNEY?

------end of sarcasm, i'll be your hater!

you're so not funny...team valtrex is so much funnier than you. boooooo

I'm a Fisher Price pacifier engineer.

Britney is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

Yer just jealiouse of me heeeyy *sticks out tongue* NA nana Boo boo

:P

------end of sarcasm,
you're a truly fucking funny guy!!!Oops sorry I mean( YOU are a truly funny guy ) I like your comments man...Really funny!!..

funny, you told everyone else you were a butt plug tester

Lindsay looks so sweet and innocent here. Just like a little baby. I'd love to see her in a diaper.

Brian Llewellyn™

end of sarcasm, i am jelose of you. it's so not fair that you're funny and i'm not.i hate you

LOL ty Someone, I try. My humor is way overrated though. Good thing I make myself laugh!

oh fuck you guys i know x17 promised a video of drunken slut video hours ago
and you shitheads dont believe it
has x17 EVER lied???
i said that tv shows like entertaiment tonight, extra, the insider and actcess hollywood probably bought the video and they have to air it before x17, and since it was a holiday, memeorial day
all those shows were pretaped and had boring stories but it will be nothing but talk of lindsay blohan and her drunken slut video were she falls on her knees and such

Dang Team V. I think your stalker truly is jealous of you getting attention. STALKER, ARE YOU REALLY BRITNEY?!

HEY X17 COCKSUCKERS WHERE THE FUCK IS BRITNEY? GET OFF YOUR FAT FUCKING ASSES AND GETS ME MY BRITNEY!!

I just hope he doesn`t check into "rehab" for the publicity. I hope he has a serious problem.

yay, team valtrex, end of sarcasm, and a brian llewellyn hater all together!!! keep the jokes coming guys!

oh fuck off miami tranny the world is sick of shitney
the only good that come off her is the contanst funny comment about that trailor trah ho

Well heeeyy, I'll cut you a deal. I'll pay you a shitload of dough to take my pic and pretend you like me. It'll be just like Britney's deal with x17!

Lindsay wears crotchless diapers, Brian.

sounds good to me end of sarcasm....i can fake love you all day for the right price. i'll even pretend to laugh at your jokes!

yay, team valtrex, end of sarcasm and a brian llewellyn are not funny
iv read all the comment and none made me LOL
the comments at d listed are much funnier and bring side hurting laughs
even MK is freaking halrious

Um, 9:07...x17 lies on a daily basis.

heeeyy, Take my picture Too.

WHERE IS THE VIDEO, X17???!!!

tell me what lies
every single one
give me the facts so i can check myself
you better do it too

I worked with Dina Lohan back in my Radio City Rockette days. She was a major coke whore and was always on different medications for her STDs.

heeeyy, Take my picture Too.

and....if you attack me with an umbrella, i won't press charges.

someone, what are you gonna do to make me want to take your picture? end of sarcasm is making me laugh.

Yes Anonymous 9:13 Dlisted IS awesome. I post over there too:) You're welcome!

Awesome heeeyy, I'm putting on my HEEEYY hat right now! And I promise to be nice to your photogs:)

That Britney is a freakin evil genius!

You're crippled in some way aren't you Team V. It's the about the only thing you can do is sit there and post crap on the computer all day for attention. That's why you have so many puncuation marks in your blogs. And that's why you have mutiple screen names, and you have mutiple conversations with yourself. You're crippled and you want all that attention on the computer because you can't get it any other way. I'm just gonna leave you alone now dude. I feel sorry for you. And I'm gonna be nice to you the same way I am to other people. I know some of the people I talk about aren't perfect. But you gotta give people chances to get better. The chances you give people happen in different ways though. I'm not gonna comment on you anymore, because I feel bad for you. You can say what you want about me. Now that I know what I know about you. It doesn't bother me.

LMFAO you guys-too funny

9:18 the real Brian Llewellyn makes an appearance. Hide your children.

I'll pay to you Honey!!

dlisted.com is the shizznit! I go there too, they have great writers and posters.

Dina Lohan is such a piece of white trash. She would do anything for drugs and I mean anything. I wish I had videotape of all the nasty things she did. I could get rich from blackmailing that cracker bitch.

Team Valtrex stalker, just relax and breathe dude. Enjoy a laugh or 2, you sound fucking constipated man.

end of sarcasm, the hat looks very sexy on you! you're hilarious, you're perfect. we all looooove you!!!!

He`s not constipated, Brian`s got a gerbil up there.

Yeah I rock!! First thing tomorrow morning I'm booking a handful of stripper gigs at the HOB~

i'll be there shouting your name and taking tons of pics and videos for all the fans!

HOB, you mean HOBOKEN Social Services Center?

The stalker is either Brian L. or Priest Alan M. 6 of one, half dozen of the other. No humor at all and always got something wedged up his rectal cavity.

LL looks scarily like the photoshopped picture of Anna Nicole that supposedly showed her dead at the morgue.
It's called foreshadowing.

9:18 taking a break from molesting children you sick fucker!!

When will these celebu-retards learn that these "country club" rehabs have a 45-50% recidivism rate; they only work for the truly motivated. For most, they're just a month long vacation. What a joke. What she needs is to go to someplace like Betty Ford, where you have to clean your own room, actively participate in long therapy sessions, and find out why you're acting the way you're acting & how to fix it.

Lindsay's opted for the path of least resistence again. She'll be back to boozing & coking out within a month of being out. I hope she doesn't get any break for her going to another "vacation" rehab; she need to spend time in jail to truly straighten her up...

It`s Brian, I can tell by the heavy breathing.

I think dlisted sucks. the posters hate everything and they are not happy people. They need to smoke some ganja and stop worshiping Satan.

heeeyy,

how about this: you take my little bro pix,cause i have to tell you. He's so annoying. He annoys me by stalking my ass wherever i go? He's only 5 YEARS OLD.
You Gonna Like Him.

heeeyy,

how about this: you take my little bro pix,cause i have to tell you. He's so annoying. He annoys me by stalking my ass wherever i go? He's only 5 YEARS OLD.
You Gonna Like Him.

does anyone go to perez anymore?
cause i have been there in months
i have nothing against perez its just the insane commenters that resort to name calling insults to looks and profanitys left and right, all a bunch of children over there
if perez disses someone fac celeb
mad me really mad and i left

someone, are you trying to say that I'm a pedophile or something? is this "to catch a predator"?

There's only two choices you can make in your life as of now Lindsay. You can sober up, and make a choice to stay that way. Look at Britney Spears. She did it. And so can you. Or Lindsay. You can continue that slow suicide until someone locks and tags you out in a bodybag. Please change for the better Lindsay.

Brian Llewellyn™

Oooh girl, don't even get me started on Betty Ford. Now that is a classy broad. Fucking batshit insane, but classy.

There's only two choices you can make in your life as of now Lindsay. You can sober up, and make a choice to stay that way. Look at Britney Spears. She did it. And so can you. Or Lindsay. You can continue that slow suicide until someone locks and tags you out in a bodybag. Please change for the better Lindsay.

Brian Llewellyn™

What do you have against Santa, 9:29? I`ve accepted Santa as my personal savior. Oh, SATAN! Yeah were pals too!

Brian Llewellyn™

No way, I'm not playing Joisey! It's the House of Billiards in Palo Alto.

Palo Alto is kind of far. are you gonna purchase my plane ticket or what?

heeeyy,
HAHAHA I'm just kidding Girl. ok ! how about this: my friend Colin picture(Remember him ) ??

Anon 9:29 means that Dlisted does not kiss the ass of any celeb and he HATES that!

heeeyy,
HAHAHA I'm just kidding Girl. ok ! how about this: my friend Colin picture(Remember him ) ??

someone, you said yourself he wasn't hot. why would i take his picture? like i said, end of sarcasm is making me laugh....what are you offering me here?

Yeah. I like to kill prostitutes and dress them up in pretty yellow dresses.

Brian Llewellyn™

LMFAOOOOOO@Britney cleaned up her life ROTFL

I'll fly in ANYONE that makes me look like I am sober and still a good performer!

I do not like anyone laughing or smiling. When I was a child my mother beat me for smiling.

it's a deal end of sarcasm. i got my cameras, but please leave your umbrella at home.

www.llewellyn4fun.com

Brian Llewellyn™

hahaha coco is too cool!

I f'in love troll Brian! =))

heeeyy,

ok!!now how about this: A ticket in the Summer to Prague...where BRANJELINA in!!

that's my offer.

Will do heeeyy. And will you please look the other way if my wig falls off?

Brian please continue your slow suicide until someone locks and tags you out in a bodybag. Please hurry we're sick of your moronic bullshit!

heeeyy,

ok!!now how about this: A ticket in the Summer to Prague...where BRANJELINA in!!

that's my offer.

why, do you live in prague?
why don't you tell me what you are and then maybe i'll consider it

Jessica Rabbit - I fucked her.

Brian Llewellyn™

but end of sarcasm, i think you look so sexy bald. you look sexy all the time, with or without hair.

Hey man. The people on these sights aren't the ones you need attention from. Just because a person is crippled doesn't mean that a person can't go out into the world and have a descent life. You just need to get off of your ass and make that descision. I'm not gonna give you any attention any more. Because the people that give you attention in this way. Are just enabling you to sit there and not have a good full life. Go out and have some fun dude. You'll be ok.

Brian Llewellyn™

heeeyy,

just admit it, it was the best offer yet.

OK: 10 minutes to answer my offer heeeyy.

heeeyy,

just admit it, it was the best offer yet.

OK: 10 minutes to answer my offer heeeyy.

Brian Llewellyn. Llewellyn for Fun Punch and Judy. 287 North Road Darlington 01325 288338.

Brian Llewellyn™

Brian needs a fucking laxative. Jeez

Back in my Rockette days I used to do a little prostitution on the side. I had a lot of big name clients too. Robert De Niro was my favorite. He loved sippin this Hot Chocolate if you know what I mean.

someone, end of sarcasm's offering to fly me out to his hot show, and is promising not to attack me with an umbrella. and we might sleep together too!
if you wanna top that, you'll tell me what your ethnicity is, and you'll fly me to prague.

WTF are you talking about crippled people real Brian? You are nuts. And you play with dolls. heehee

LOL

end of sarcasm, i figure sleeping together will be part of the deal too, right?

My daddy was a cripple and he got drunk and blamed me & hit me a lot. Hence the cripple hatred.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
July 27th
In Theaters Everywhere

Go to Jane Fonda Lindsay.

BTW Anna Nicole Smith is the Marilyn Monroe for our time not La Lohan

Fuck off Brian you fucking lard ass bag of shit!!

heeeyy

I don't have an umbrella. don't worry i'm not going to attack you. you still young heeeyy to get some beat(JUST KIDDING)

8 minutes to answer my offer.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
July 27th
In Theaters Everywhere

Go to Jane Fonda Lindsay.

BTW Anna Nicole Smith is the Marilyn Monroe for our time not La Lohan

Dolls are my friends. Them and my wife, look at her just cowering in the corner out of love. Love. For me. Only me. If she knows what`s good for her.

Brian Llewellyn™

someone, you have 8 minutes to answer my counteroffer.

Let me ask my wife first. I'm pretty sure she'll get pissed though.

naah, your wife`s cool like that.

Barbarella can't save this bitch

end of sarcasm, don't forget how easily i can turn on you and spread nasty rumors. your wife will get over it.

end of sarcasm

fly with me to PRAGUE? it sounds good idea .yeah a guys hanging together. that's a real offer dude.

I GUESS heeeyy have no idea about what prague looks like?huh

9:57 Hey Don's Johnson maybe we can hook up later?

Little help here, I`m getting a lap dance and the stripper gets her artificial leg stuck in the armrest of my wheelchair. Can I touch her thingies when I try to wrestle her free?

LMFAO! Touche!

LINDSAY GO TO JANE FONDA CALL HER SHOW UP AT HER HOUSE JUST GO QUICK...BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Yeah. I've had my hand up a puppet's ass for the past 30 years.

Brian Llewellyn™

LINDSAY GO TO JANE FONDA CALL HER SHOW UP AT HER HOUSE JUST GO QUICK...BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

end of sarcasm

FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY with me to Prague pal!!!!

i guess heeeyy is a young girl. who can't fly outta the USA without her parents permission!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone, i'm not too young of a girl to make end of sarcasm cheat on his wife ;)

Yes Team Valtrex feel free to touch her thingies. That's what she gets paid for.

I'd love to see Jane go all Monster In Law on LL

Thanks, Vinnie, I`ll be sure to tip the bouncers on the way out. That`s how I roll.

THE SIMPLE LIFE GOES TO CAMP
Starring Paris Hilton
Starring Nicole Richie

only on E!...We love it, too!
Mondays at 10pm EST

I asked her and she said yes! I knew I loved that woman:)

THE SIMPLE LIFE GOES TO CAMP
Starring Paris Hilton
Starring Nicole Richie

only on E!...We love it, too!
Mondays at 10pm EST

wooohoooo!!! and please don't bring her to your show, otherwise she'll be bugging us the whole time.

No, WE love Paris. She bought uniforms for our softball team. Then blew them.

Aw man how come you guys never laugh at my jokes?

heeeyy

i didnt say you're making end of sarcasm "(( cheat on his wife ))" ALL what i'm saying is this: you are a young girl who cant fly outta the USA without your parents permission. that's all. AM I RIGHT? HAHAHA

LMMFAO Team V!