Lindsay Lands New Gig As Artistic Advisor To Fashion House Ungaro

Always giving a comeback. Gooooooooooooooooooooo Linds ;)

Go baby ! Go baby! God bless you remember to give thanks and be grateful!

Yeah, the "big noise" is everyone laughing their asses off at someone with the stupidity to take this trainwreck on as an advisor to anything.

Her new product line is called

F S L T

Fuckie Suckie Long Time

Professional Street Apparel

Free Interview Bibs for the first 6 customers. If it gets that high.

I wonder who she's planning on stealing ideas from? Shit's getting stolen somewhere to make it happen! It's the LOWHag way!

She kinda resembles that loser Bret Michaels (lead singer of: Poison) and that isn't a good thing. Ewww!! Yuck!! She Sucks!!!

Good Grief Charlie Brown!!! Where do I start?
“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” She is unemployable in Hollywood because of her gross lack of work ethics.
“I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways...She dresses like she picked her clothes off the filthy floor, just what is she expressing?
To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand. You are joking right? Ok, so it will known as the "House of Dirty Rags" featuring LiLow stolen designs. Hahahah.

when lindsay loved men she dressed ok now that she's a nasty lesbo she dresses like shit!

I hate that everytime this girl gets photographed she sucks in her cheecks and pouts her lips to make her face look slender. She has a fat face and knows it. She is a total skank and knows nothing about fashion. The house of Ungaro made a huge mistake. It woudl be like hiring Mickey Rourke to be your stylist.

Worked so well for Fornarina now didn't it?
Another fail.

Being paid for the noise level around you. Take whatever you can get. Right?
Paychecks a paycheck. More money for more shopping. Nice to see she wasn't invited to the swanky cocktail party last night that the likes of Rachel Bilson was invited to.

8:32 good comment but better yet:
house of dirty rags that smell like fish

Sounds like an intern job to me.

Heres the Deal Ya All
This is a joke first of all we all know that,there just using her and then they will dump her.
Second Monster Mother will do ANYTHING if you get my drift to get them to sign her on (knowing she will fail) cause Monster Mother knows if the dump her they still have to give her a small sell out check.
Just like what is going on with Mechte they dumped her and to get out of contrct they must pay her off to get rid of her.
Monster Mother said it in her own words. Qoute if they dont use Lindsay in the film they will have to buy her out.
End of Story

And rest a sure Ungaro will be kicking themselevs in the ass for this move.

Just look at Monster Mothers comment from 8:11 She must of blew alot of men..
Be thankful and grateful LiLO Mummy loves you.

9:50 I also remember Dina saying that, and that even if they didnt use her she will still get paid something
I guess this is how they will make there money now. LMFAO to another day of Laughing at the Lohans

i love her sense of fashion i come to this site every day to see what she is wearing and love it

oh, and i am blind and retarded

Since the lead designer quit b/c they hired her there must be something fishy about this. When something doesn't make sense its usually illegal or not true. Why would a posh EU fashion house get mixed up with this? Maybe this is just a ploy for her reality show. Except nothing is real as usual. Every big job LL has announced that she has turned out to be tiny or not at all. This too shall pass.

10:22 I agree Just more Lohan bullshit lies

Actress. Singer. Writer. Model. Designer.
Now fashion consultant.
Another reason for the losers to lose their tempers
and be jealous and talk dirty.

I am not a find but believe she is very resilient. Every time she is written off she comes up with something

I am not a find but believe she is very resilient. Every time she is written off she comes up with something

It's so funny how companies waste their money on celebrity (or faux celebrity) endorsements.

Not all "noise" is beneficial. Seems the thinking is ANY pr is good. That's untrue. Companies are so desperate they don't see the backlash against them if they associate with the wrong person, or if they make a choice that assumes stupidity of its customers.

Ungaro looks ridiculous.

10:35
No longer a actress

Singer no hit albums no songs on radio,my dog can make a album
Writer what the comments on here ??
Model thats over as well no one will work with her anymore
Designer dosent take brains to make leggings
Fashion consultant LMFAO look at her hooker white trash style LMFAO
No one is Jealuos she's is just the laughing stock thats all!!
The only one that loses there temper is the Lying Lohans who cant take the true about there washed up has been.

NEXT!!!!!

Check out the video of lindsay and dina on tmz where the two lohan women attempt to put tmz in their place. Lindsay fired back at a woman who asked if lindsay had ever had her lips done and dina did not like the fact that she was voted the worst mother in america by the people who post on tmz.

Rats, cockroaches and Lohans would still be around if there was a nuclear war

Rats, cockroaches and Lohans would still be around if there was a nuclear war

I saw her and her mom on tmz and they look like twins. and ali is their real mother

LINDSAY IS LIVING THE DREAM . 1ST CLASS HOTELS , RESTURANTS , PRIVATE JETS , MONEY ,A REAL LOVE TO SHARE WITH & NOW A GOOD BIT OF POWER .

FACE IT PEOPLE, YOUR ASSES WILL NEVER LEAVE THAT IKEA DESK YOUR WRITTING ON .

AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.
GOOD FOR LINDSAY . ONLY 23 AND HAS DONE MORE THAN ALL OF YOU WILL DO IN A LIFE TIME.

Hmmmm....things I haven't done:
rehab
duii
laughing stock of my industry
lesbian
failure
failure
failure
failure
failure
failure
failure
Yep, those are things I am not interested in doing.
Don't need a hotel. Own my home.
Anyone can go to a resturant.
Private jet? Donated by a desperate company.
Money? Got it.
A real love? Every day total support. (LL got that?--hell no)
Power, well that's a big joke.
Yes, my ass will never leave my desk. I paid for it and am quite happy here. Oh, and it came from Sears, not Ikea. Yes, LL has done more than me.

Calling all LILO fans!! If u listen hard enough you'll hear a strange grinding lowing sound- fear not!! Tis but the sound of the jealous losers who've been ragging on LILO GAGGING on their vomit that they spill here everyday.

HURRAH FOR OUR GIRL LILO!! MAY EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER OPPORTUNITIES COME YOUR WAY!!!

LILO is now collaborating with a top fashion house in the fashion capital of the world!! at only 23!!Ha Ha Charlotte "cheap clothes" Ronson!! Who's locked out of the upper echelons of fashion now!!! HEE! HEE! HEEEEEEE!!

2:05. I think you said the same thing when she got "cast" in Machete. Did you gag on your own vomit when that fell through?!?!?! Remember this: the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Fortunatly for your dear Lindz, she has those newly enhanced lips to cushion her fall!

at tmz white oprah has 89% of votes for worst mom ever...you know the rest
are considering the "mothers" who have
fatally harmed their children,otherwise
it would be 100%.
but still the low-life has 89%,and it's sure to rise...now that,that is a LOSER.
great comments too.

She is going to consult on hooker show designs

agree with 2 05. also she is not done
filimg yet.hope sam starts to treat her
better.

Do it!! Congrats - this girl is gonna make a BIG comeback

1:33 and 2;23 and 2:31 GREAT comments!!!!

1:20 and 2:05 Its Lindsay Lohan herself LMFAO mummy blowing wind up your ass sweetheart. Your not going anywhere sweetheart you a complete laughing stock full of lies nice that you get this bullshit lie out before Fashion week but it still wont get you anywhere you'll see.....

I don't get this girl at all. She is NOT famous, she is just INFAMOUS for having the Midas Touch for failures! Seems like everything she touches nowadays just goes up in smoke. Are you seriously trying to tell me that someone who was heavily involved in Farina, is how a PAID consultant for Ungaro?!?!?!?! Unlike a hooker, she doesn't have the luxury to be solely humiliated behind closed doors, she gets fcuked in public. That's whats going to happen, she will be fcuked, proper fcuked by this company. I wonder how much her self respect is going for these days.

Monster Mother has no explanation,as to why- Justin Timberlake,Jessica Biel,Will Ferrel,Stevie Nicks,Drea DeMateo,
former co-stars whose careers have soared way past her hasbeen daughter's,countless other celebs and hollywood insiders - can't stand her arrogant,nightmare, daughter.

Check-out the pictures of Monster at d-listed..wrinkly faced ho..with man hands.

Oh Please..this is much ado about nothing...but publicity.
This girl is like a plague,ruins every
opportunity she's given.

If Lindsay Lohan had "fans" then how come no major movie studios are lining up to hire her for their films???

I guess Lindsay Lohan does not sell movie tickets anymore. I Hope she enjoys her "Career" of nightclubbing and direct-to-video films, just like no-talent, rich-girl Paris Hilton..

Ha Ha Ha

To The Lohans:

Winners compare their Achievements with their goals
While Losers compare their Achievements on Lying Lohan Lies

Ha HA ha !!! Check how the jealous losers are scrambling over themselves to try and diminish LILO'S accomplishments!!

Well u get an F for fail!!LILO has scored and u know it! whether she succeeds at this venture or not ,the fact is it is a great opportunity for one so young; I oray for her success and whatever the outcome this venture can only help in rehabilitating her career and image.

Work on your acting skills LILO!!May you get roles and when u do, knock em dead!! And dont take any shit from the Ronsons, Nicole Bitchie Dragon Matteo and the gang!!

KICK ASS!!!

Just saw the video on TMZ man dina looking nasty and real old the pictures on dlisted are old and ugly looking too Im her age and I look 1 million times better drugs and smokes and drinking really eat you up and the lohans are proof of it..
Dina thinks she's not the worlds worst mother but yet she shops with her 23 yr. old daughters tit hanging out with no bra
Great parenting skills ya got there dina!!

4:08 Well we all love how you fantards (who your idol disses) are creaming your pants over this lame press release.

THIS all Bloho has to show for the last year???

And let us all not forget all the huge hoopala regarding Bloho's "big return to the silver screen" in Machete.

She was laughed off the set after half a day.

bad move mounir, hope she was worth losing ur creative director/whatever, the dude who quit over lindsay...

hiring lindsay lohan to work on fashion is like hiring amy winehouse to work on academics... just does not make sense, but u dont see harvard making deals with her, hahaha

You all might want to let Ungaro know what you think of their LL announcement

8:26 I WILL let Ungaro know.......and why are students going to fashion schools and busting their behinds to get degrees and work with out sleep for days...just so these non professional, drug addicts, socially incapable people can be hired as designers or creative directors?!! this is truly beyond me. , should really re-think this phenomena and hire someone with taste and experience under their belts. this shows the house of Ungaro is really headed for downfall all together and hiring someone who just looks pretty and have a stylist to dress her. PAHLEEZZZZZZZ!! wake up!

"You all might want to let Ungaro know what you think of their LL announcement"----Oh I will be sure to let them know that she has her pulse on fashion--from about 6 years ago.

YAYYYYY, great news for LILO.
She has great sense of fashion, so i think she will be a great artisitc adviser; first fashionshow on oct. in Paris.

These idiots will soon learn that bad publicity is not the same as good publicity and Hohan will give them lots of bad publicity before they can her. It will just be another in the long line of failures that Blohan completely over-exaggerates before getting rudely pushed out! Maybe they should have talked to Elle, XIV Karats, and just about everyone else she's burned!

Uh oh...already trouble at Ungaro.

They announced the chief designer of a new collection, Estrella Archs, and that Bloho will be her, shudder, "artistic advisor".

Now Bloho has already told WWW that she "kind of oversees everything [Archs] does".

Yeah, we are sure this classy Spanish designer is thrilled to have a meth-head,stinky, coarse-mouthed 23 year-old American brat overseeing everything she does.

She has our deepest sympathy.

2:05 is ShakeLS. She's a delusional person. She's loves Lilo & despise the Ronsons. Too bad Lilo Loves Sam & she will always associate with the Ronsons as long she is with Sam. Lilo still wears the white bracelet which Sam's mom designed.

This article was news but reading and seeing pictures of Lindsay Lohan shopping, get in-and-out of cars and going to the hair salon is not news. It is boring over and over and over. I don’t say this to be mean or jealous because I’m certainly not jealous. As a successful business woman, I’m fortunate enough to enjoy a lifestyle that affords me the privilege to be able to go out and buy what ever I want or need. Shopping every day is ludicrous, not glamorous and for Lindsay Lohan, it’s evidence of an uncontrolled addiction. I’m happy that she will have a new source of income from ‘Ungaro’. Unfortunately (in my opinion) it doesn’t speak well of Moufarrige (investors beware). Opinions aside, I wish Miss Lohan, success with
her October debut, of the first Arches/Lohan collection and on her film that was scheduled to begin shooting in October near New York.

Does anyone remember the ending of "Pret A Porter" when the designer's great runway creation was all the models walking nude (as in the emperor has no clothes)? Remember how the Kim Basinger fashion reporter character stormed out in a rage after seeing this, declaring fashion is a sham?

Well folks, this is our Kim Basinger moment. Ungaro has crossed a line not even Big Lots and Hot Topic would. Why doesn't he just host his next show under a highway bridge? He'd find classier and fresher-faced spokespeople there than this one.

"The Fall of The House of Ungaro" starring Lindsay Lohan.

Ungaro was recently bought by some Middle East company and they're hooking up with Avon to launch a perfume. Really says it all.

Sorry Emanuel Ungaro, they killed your House.

Ha!!the dumb losers want to contact UNGARRO to decry their selection of LILO AS FASHION CONSULTANT after the owner has stated that one of the reasons for her selection is the "noise" around her which will bring attention to the brand in a whole new market.

So yes smarties, write,email, fax your opinion of LILO!! HURRY!! This will bring joy to the heart of the owner who is trying to push the brand to a younger, different clientele! It will support his decision to have hired her!!!

I always knew u jealous haters loved LILO DEEP IN YOUR LITTLE HEARTS!! PROOF!!GOOOOO HATERS!!!

Moufarrige (of Ungaro) is said to be relishing the prospect of ’bringing a lightning bolt of attention - good, bad or otherwise - to a French brand that has severely lacked it, as it endured a revolving door of lacklustre designers and collections.’

Yeah, well the "otherwise" is known as desperate, pathetic and just plain unhip.

Imagine wanting that freckled, smelly meth-head taking a bow on your runway. The models must be laughing at her already.

The French papers today are HOWLING with laughter and ridicule at Ungaro/Bloho.

And the press who will cover her here in Paris are NOT paps who will say "Oh, Leeensy, you look sooo beautiful"....they will savage her orange,lined greasy face and balding head.

It'll be fun to watch!

"EARLY this summer, Esteban Cortazar, the fashion prodigy and, for three seasons, the designer of the Paris fashion house Ungaro, balked when his bosses presented a plan to hire the actress Lindsay Lohan as his collaborator. According to a retail executive who is friendly with Mr. Cortazar, but who spoke on condition of anonymity because she did not want to jeopardize her store’s relationship with the house, he was asked an ultimate indignity: to take a bow at the end of his runway show while holding Ms. Lohan’s hand. Mr. Cortazar quit in July."