Lindsay Listens To Mom

She looks so pretty. BUT LINDSAY! PLEASE dye your hair red, get some new extensions and EAT LIKE 3 Big Macs a day for a week. You are sooooo skinny girl! And when is the new album coming out???!

GOOD GIRL DONT LISTEN TOO THE CONVICT MIKE ONLINE,,WHO PREGNANTED A HOOKER AND WENT TO JAIL THREE TIMES FOR RIPPING OFF WALLSTREET PEOPLE LIKE MADOFF...GO HIT ANOTHER POLE..JUST STAY IN THE CAR THIS TIME..SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHERE YOU ARE GOING..

aww she looks so cute! lovin' the jeans girl!

Her face is soo pretty, but I really like her better with darker hair

Thats her meal for the month.

Attention Whore. She looks beat.

The only thing Blohan is good at is stimulating the economy with her compulsive shopping. I would like to stimulate her asshole with a drill bit. However, all she is doing is racking up credit card debt that she will never be able to repay if Sam quits licking her cooter.

GOOD GIRL DONT LISTEN TOO THE CONVICT MIKE ONLINE,,WHO PREGNANTED A HOOKER AND WENT TO JAIL THREE TIMES FOR RIPPING OFF WALLSTREET PEOPLE LIKE MADOFF...GO HIT ANOTHER POLE..JUST STAY IN THE CAR THIS TIME..SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHERE YOU ARE GOING..

She does look good but she could look nicer doing something with her hair.

She went there because she thought the sign said
'ANUS TURD POUNDERS'!

With Freshly Tossed S...ALAD

And some crack (ICE) flavored coffee?

i never realised how freckly she is. Her inner labia probably even has freckles. hahahahahaHA

Why do black women and Jews all smell bad? Hitler was right

never realised how freckly she is.
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HAVE U BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE? SHE HAS ONE OF THE WORSE COMPLEXIONS THERE IS! NASTY NASTY

What does Mom suggest for a mild burn?
(& I don't need a lecture on playing with fire)

She is very talented. The haters are a bunch of losers who are jealous.

I luv me sum lilo! She looks great...just a bit too thin! Can't wait for Sevin Nyne to come out! Lord knows I need to tan!

She is up signed to star in 2 major features. One is with Brad Pitt.

Lindsay could be on Clenbuterol for her alleged asthma. Clenbuterol is also known as the "size 0" pill.

This fat bitch looks ugly as hell.

shes one big freckle who smokes

To: the Editor in Chief of the X17

I see my yesterday advice was very useful. You got her yesterday video lunching at Cecconi's. And please, use lot of arrows marking “Lindsay” on the L.A. sites. You know what would be nice. Just use those arrows on Google-Map photos taken from the space. That will give you a chance to show exact location of Ms. Lohan on the Globe, and get x17 an accreditation internationally. How about that?

I believe a “Lindsay” story for tomorrow morning will be associated with her eating & McDonalds. I bet, you would be happy to present “OMG, she is eating again!!!”.

You are so predictable.

she looks like cousin it

SHES NOT SHOPPING THERE ISNAT ANY BAGS. SHES BROKE AND ALL SHE IS DOING IS WINDOW SHOPPING. ANOTHER LOHAN STUNT SHE WANTS PEOPLLE TO THINK SHE SHOPPING

Dinas comments of how great she is is totally rediculios. hey sknak mom she has nothinhg for anyone to be jelious of you shit head. Why would any one want to be a skank like her. I enjoy my drug free life

Mike is right. Sodomy is slowly killing lovely Lindsay.