Lindsay Lohan Discovers The World's Shortest Shorts

She looks beautiful.

She looks very good. She can wear those. Love the way she's been looking lately.

Tree stumps. Gross.

One word...

"Ho"

Lindsay is looking a little better lately....i want to say she is getting there, but who knows...she used to use this self tanner that was soooo gorgeous with her dark hair...most of the time shes totally off with the tanner...but when she gets the tanner dead-on, and it doesn't look orange, the girl has been known to look really good...but lately shes been having so many "bad" days when it comes to hair and make up...oh well...its not the end of the world...

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Howdy Doodie's head on a low-class whore's body.

The shoes don't go with the outfit! Ankle boots should only be worn with LONG PANTS!

she looks high.

Self-enveloped pig. That's all she is.

She gave the leggins the day off to try and air out the fishy smell and pick the crusties out of the crotch.

i'm loving those shoes, she does look good but the color of her legs look un-even.

Those boots make her legs look bad. Nothing wrong with the shorts but the boots have to go!!!!!!!!!!

Those aren't that short. What's all the fuss about?

Those aren't that short. What's all the fuss about?

She looks a damn mess. She needs to hire a professional to show her how to apply her makup correctly!

I guess when you are broke and don't have a job you can't hire anyone to show you how to apply make-up. Her legs are her worst feature. I'm loving the coke bloated double chins though!

What's up with the shorts being "short"?? I don't think they look bad, but the shoes are terrible!!

LL already looks like the oldest bitch at the club, so it's only fitting that, like Paris, Lindsay will still be at the club everynight when she is 36. Although since she is only 21, but looks 40, things are not going to be very good for her. Maybe an OD before then? *crosses finger*

she looks ok. her face always looks sort of dirty. i know it's bronzer and blush, but it's too much in my opinion.

I've seen pictures of Brit and Jessica in shorter!

I bet she has a 2 lb. bag of cocaine in her hoo-hoo! She be one nasty girl!

She looks great.

Not! Not! Not!

she looks like a streetwalker

coke is back!
look at her face!
haha

I'm sure her parents are very thrilled that they've managed to raise a coke sniffing, booze guzzling tramp like herself... Lindsey Lohan is not at all impressive with her looks or (lack of) talent.

Those are not the shortest shorts i've ever seen, way to over-dramatize everything people. They look normal to me.

something is just so skanky about Lindsey.

I don't see the big deal here, let a HO be a HO. Who's she hurting? Of course beside all the men she's infecting with herpes? She needs to put on longer shorts, because her coochie's attracting flies.

Look guys, it's Opie Taylor with a wig and an STD! When will the hoopla with this whore be over? She just seems so dirty to my friends and me, and let's face it, she looks like a 35 year old.

you males that are calling her a ho or whatever would give your left nut to spend a night with her and you females who call her that want to be her...

you males that are calling her a ho or whatever would give your left nut to spend a night with her and you females who call her that want to be her...

My left nut to spend a night with Lindsey?! Hell, I'd lose my entire d*** if I DID spend a night with that slut! There's a reason she's labeled a "slut" you dumbass! Have you read any articles on her scabby ass lately? No? Then shut up!

Not pretty and makes up for it by sleeping around and doing hard drugs. That a way Lindsey!

Bad actress, bad singer and not aging gracefully. I guess she could try porn.

hey guys, go to youtube.com, and see how lindsey met an engaged guy in rehab. I think it's a youngturks production. she is lower than low!

hey guys, go to youtube.com, and see how lindsey met an engaged guy in rehab. I think it's a youngturks production. she is lower than low!

All of you people are haters. (1) Her shorts are completely age appropriate and really are not that short (2) short shorts make her a ho? (3) you people need to get a life!!! The girl needs help, she already has enough haters. Maybe her ways and things she do are ugly but she is very pretty!!!

Wish she'd move to Canada, skank that she is.

Who cares about the shorts? It's the whore-monger in them that's unsettling.

She's white as powder, and ugly as shit!
PLUS she is a bad bad actress. Oh one more thing, she's a slut!

One word TRAMP!

She is very odd looking. I wonder if her carrier is over? Move over Mischa Barton, Lins is on her way to no mans land.

Just another girl trying to get attention by wearing little to nothing. Not to mention the boots are HELLA tacky. Get a clue Lindsay!

Can I throw my used tampon in this cum dumpster?

WHO f'ing cares. She's talentless, doesn't struggle to hold down a job because of the market being how it is, and has not problem in sight. I am sick of these people running care free and wild these days. She wears shorts and you want it to be breaking news. Maybe alert NBC to see if they can have a special report to interrupt their regular scheduled programing becuase LINDSAYLOSERLOHAN WORE SHORTS! fake bakes, and is probably still snorting a mountain of coke.

Pretty soon LL is not going to be able to afford that fancy pancy cocaine shit. Do you know how shitty she is going to look when she starts smoking ice? I CAN'T WAIT! FACES OF METH! FACES OF METH!

Meth - The drug for the poor and unemployed (like Lindsay Lohan)

Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was 17, drug free, and talanted? Eh...me neither. This slut rules!

Another night at the club? Why don't she just live there since she probably doesn't have anywhere else to go, like a job?

face bloat on a relatively skinny girl (except her fat thighs) indicates massive drug use.

LOOK AT THAT MOOSE KNUCKLE!!! She is sooo UGLY!!! BLAH!!!

Lindsays face looks how I feel. Bloated

Would someone please tell this girl that she has no talent. Her looks, or lack there of, are fading rapidly. She's aged ten years in a year. I thought a lot of sex was good for you. Oh that's where she went wrong, she's having lots of sex but with hundreds of men. It's supposed to mean in a monogamous relationship. Lindsey sweetie, wash your crotch and sew it shut!

SERIOUSLY LINDSEY WASH THAT CROTCH AND SEW IT CLOSED! YOU HAD ENOUGH BUSINESS FOR ONE LIFETIME! YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST LEFT THE MARRIED DUDES ALONE YOU HOMEWRECKER!

I love it when Lindsay shows her legs.

bullshit she singed to make a movie with jack black in apriland theres talk of other movie projests to

Well Jack shouldn't do that to his carreer. STUPID choice on his part, unless he just wants someone to get paid to party with!

You call those shorts?...lol

LINDSEY'S POPULAR CUZ SHE COMPLETES THE SEX ACT BY TAKING A COPIOUS SEMINAL DISCHARGE ALL OVER HER FACE.

AFTER ALL, IT'S THE WAY ALL GUYS WANT TO DO IT.

Lindsey should be in porn. Classy hooker that she is!

Nice chin or should I say chins Linds??? Drugs have caught up w/ you haven't they? Wow, your folks must be proud of you.
P.S. Please don't reproduce for the world's sake!

Just here to agree with one and all who said the shoes are wrong!!

Talk about a FAT FACE! She looks like a sleazy bobble-head.

If there was a land of Ugly & Slutty, she'd be the damn Queen!

First of all, she was much more attractive BEFORE the dye jobs, fake tanning and thick Make-up. Second, she is an over-indulged, over-payed and an utterly worthless addition to "the hollywood scene." As far as her sexual exploits...who cares? Is she any different from Shitney Spears? (No). These girls have no sense of consequence. It's a shame...the only thing she had going for her was her mediocre looks and low budget films...now she's losing both.

Shitney Spears? Omg that's great, good one!

yes Lindsay....please sew your twat shut!

She has great boobs, but never shows them. Meanwhile she is always exposing her stubby legs. In a way, I think that shows taste. If Tara Reid had those boobies they'd be hanging out every night.

She has great boobs, but never shows them. Meanwhile she is always exposing her stubby legs. In a way, I think that shows taste. If Tara Reid had those boobies they'd be hanging out every night.

She has great boobs, but never shows them. Meanwhile she is always exposing her stubby legs. In a way, I think that shows taste. If Tara Reid had those boobies they'd be hanging out every night.

she is look so beautiful and sexy in her outfit.. I love her looks.. I really like her..

She is pretty goodis

she really looks good.

FABOLOUS DARLING. HEY LADIES CHECK OUT THOSE SHOEBOOTYS. AWESOME NICE GAMS TO.

But you left out that she loves flat backing even more. We are done with her now and so please stop with stories and pictures about this skank.

SHE IS THE HOTTEST HOTTIE IN LA RIGHT NOW! I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER NEXT TO ME, ON ME, BELOW ME!! I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE HER HOWL IN EXTASY!!!

WHAT IS SHORT? PLS COME TO THE CARIBBEAN AND U WILL FIND THE SHORTEST SHORTS IN HISTORY BY THE CARIBBEAN GIRLS. THAT WHAT LIN. IS WEARING IS A JOKE. GET YUH FACTS STAIGHT. THAT IS NOT A SHORT SHORTS THAT IS A LONG PANTS COMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE SEEN, HOLLYWOOD INCLUDED.bELIEVE ME!!

i love your porn shots

those boots are firce

W#hat a bunch of haters, you suck! LL looks f---ing great. I sure would like to get a taste of that. Anyone that disagrees must be a fag.And you woman (haters) wish you looked half as fine.
LL you are F'n HOT! HOT!!!!!!

W#hat a bunch of haters, you suck! LL looks f---ing great. I sure would like to get a taste of that. Anyone that disagrees must be a fag.And you woman (haters) wish you looked half as fine.
LL you are F'n HOT! HOT!!!!!!

Yeah seriously, I wear ankle boots all the time and they pair best with short denim mini skirts or shorts, hello! Ankle boots are made so that you can show off your leg not your pants! K, so thought most of you would have known that. Lindsay here looks fabulous, you guys are crazy if you think otherwise. She actually looks her age and her face doesn't look too orange. Only thing, she looks like she's on something again, haha, or just drunk. Not that I care though, anyway loving her look!

Loving the boots!

Hmm Not sure if those are considered short shorts or if that's an actual Grrranimals Romper form the Girls department at JC penny or Perhaps something more upscale like Sears? She is Such a JOKE!

Hmm Not sure if those are considered short shorts or if that's an actual Grrranimals Romper from the Girls department at JC penny or Perhaps something more upscale like Sears? She is Such a JOKE!

Hmm Not sure if those are considered short shorts or if that's an actual Grrranimals Romper from the Girls department at JC penny or Perhaps something more upscale like Sears? She is Such a JOKE!

Hot hot hot!! She really is the hottest thing in Hollywood. Love it!!

she looks so beautiful!!! i don't like her but she is one the most beautiful women in Hollywood!

One should proud kissing her cheeks. she must think of her legs insured