Lindsay Lohan: Now And Then!

no photo shop wasn't used. She's hideous

FAMOUS is a great Australian magazine and that pic of Lindsay is NOT photoshopped - she IS that much of a mess. This bitch is a dirty, disgusting, drug addicted, bi-polar, carpet munching disaster of a human being and she needs to be locked up. I am glad everyone is all over her now, she deserves to be ridden like a whore at an orgy. Maybe THIS will finally force her to come clean and get help. Ugly, talentless, slut.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ducked mouthed crackimus!

Now: dead in 5 months!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Just BEAUTIFUL!
What a loser. Her life will end tragically and after a few weeeks no one will care. Karma is a bitch, it will bite you in the ass and then slap you in the face...

Lindsay Lohan has really fallen off the ladder several rungs in the past 16-months. She looks perfectly hideous...

1.21 I say sooner 2 months

^She fell of the ladder and hit every rung on the way down! Then she landed on a nice soft pile of ugly sticks, glass, and barbed wire.

Live fast, die young, and leave a pre-mummified corpse.

first pic is when she was in love. second is after the break-up. she will get back to herself soon, I'm sure.

So she looks like that because of the break up? Keep telling yourself those wonderful fantasies. The tooth fairy and Santy Clawz will be stopping by your pity party tonight.

The mother of 1:24/1:26 raised a hateful loser.
Dina raised 2 beautiful,talented daughters.

Nothing botox and a good facial cannot fix. SAM the toxic lesbian broke her heart and hurt Lindsay. She needs to recoup and heal and get back to an easier life than being on edge all the time. I hope that Lindsay stays off substance abuse, selfish abuser people, smoking, late partying, and I am sure she will be back to her old self in no time.

the mother of 1.33 raised a comedian

And her mother thinks that there is nothing wrong with her!! Someone get her in to rehab!!

the first photo she was happy and in love with samantha. u can tell, it radiates off of her. The second pic looks a tad photoshopped but who knows.

That is so awesome! Thanks for the laugh guys!

OOOHHHHHH DAAAAAAYYYYUUUMMMM!!!!!!!

I love Famous!!!!!

Looks like bad surgery made her look grotesque. Keep it natural, surgery always f's girls up

Yikes she looks like the crypt keeper!

That is a bad picture with bad lighting. Although she may not look the same as the other pic now... SO WHAT? She's been through alot and from the way it appears... without the support of her family. She's going to pull herself together and "know" who she can TRUST soon. I just know it! :D

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You guys have been sayins she's gonna pull through and pull herself together for 5 years now? What gives? Could it be....oh I don't know....DRUGS!!!!!!!

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Actually it dosen't look photoshopped at all. Look at some of your own pictures of her now. She looks about 45 and could almost pass for donatella versace now.

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I guess her parents shouldn't have sold her out when she was a child...there's not going back now. She's pretty much ruined!

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LOL good one

She was beautiful when she was young and now she is mess because of stupid Samantha Ronson. She needs go to Rehab and so is Samantha Ronson. Please help my daughter people, I want the best of my daughters future. I dont trust Dina lohan

She was beautiful when she was young and now she is mess because of stupid Samantha Ronson. She needs go to rehab and so is Samantha Ronson. Please help me, I want the best for my daughter. I dont trust Dina lohan

Lindsay Lohan - The Tragic Face of Emanuel Ungaro!

X17, keep on hating and photoshopping of course, that's what you do best. And of course, keep on spreading lies and negativity about lindsay, you know, the girl that brings in your money.
This site is becoming pathetic....seriously!

Pathetic mess

lindsay's before & after pics will soon be posted on "faces of meth"

VOILA - The next Joker for Batman! =)

Famous Octogenarian IT Girl!

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Yeah she looks the picture of sobriety. Why Lindsay Why??? You WERE pretty you WERE talented you WERE making tons of money you WERE popular you WERE famous now...not so much

One thing aging her and stressing her terribly are the paps from X17 hounding her relentlessly. If she dies, they will be at least partly to blame. They never leave her alone and in a lot of photos you can see how they are methodically destroying her mind.

Second pic defitnately has been Photo shop, I am not a fan of Lindsay's. But the pic has been touched up to make her look terrible, this is what I do for a living. The first photo has been airbrushed also. One thing for sure if she continues her abusive behavior she may very well end up looking like the second pic.

It has nothing to do with X17 or any other photog, it doesn't have anything to do with Sam. It has everything to do with Lindsay. She created this mess and its hers to clean up, but she refuses to do it and blames everyone else for her mess. Her family, fans, the court system enable her so she thinks that she can get away with everything that she wants. That's not right! Lindsay needs to go back to a real rehab to get real help. Perhaps she can visit a psych ward like Britney. That's done wonders for her. If there is a conservatorship, there's nothing to collect from Lindsay. It's all debt. She hasn't really work in months. Who wants to hire a strug out junkie!

PHOTOSHOPPING!!!!!!!!

PHOTOSHOP!!! IT'S OBVIOUS.. SHE'S PERFECT, OK?

this is photoshop or a camera's poor! ..
*

oh yes. an international conspiracy by all the sites across the world to p-shop the same haggard lines, wonked eyes, baboon ass lips, skeletal appearance. and they work in conspiring with all the reports of her nearly dying from excesses every day. a big huge conspiracy that everyone's in on. that makes perfect sense.

When did Lindsay turn into a pale black girl?

When did Lindsay turn into a pale skinned black girl?

I have to agree with the experts on this one. The image on the left definately has photoshop work done to it.

Experts? LOL!!!!!

Second picture was from Paris fashion week its not photoshopped I remeber seeing this picture and saying holly shit and this is when micheal said holy shit too

X17 post that pic of Lindsay untouched and we'll see who is right and who is wrong! I doubt it's photoshopped in anyway. There's still coke in her nose!

P.S. - I said 'left', not 'right'

But others think it's the right side! That's what's scary! Sorry tho.

No, the right side isn't a shop. I've seen shops before, and this isn't one of them. There is a lack of noticable pixels and blur.

2:18 goes through life hating busy successful people.
Lindsay keeps busy earning money and loving people.

Stop blaming Samantha, flarking idiot!

Lindsay does it to herself, and no sane person can handle her metal problems and drug problems.

See, thats why she needs REHAB!

Stop blaming Samantha, farking idiot!

Lindsay does it to herself, and no sane person can handle her mental problems and drug problems.

See, thats why she needs REHAB!

Stop blaming Samantha, farking idiot!

Lindsay does it to herself, and no sane person can handle her mental problems and drug problems.

See, thats why she needs REHAB!

Monster Mother needs to shut the fcuk up blaming samantha. Dina herself cant even handle this face punching, out of control nut, she lets asstiants do it for her
How pathic is monster mother..
I bet monster mother has a big old fat insurance policy on lindsay

GO TO: The fablife
See what samanthas stepfather told Howard Stern today

This crap should be illegal, that pic is so 'over the top' photoshopped. It's rediculous. What if she was your daughter? This is so stupid. It's a 'skank ass rag' that's posting this cover. Proof? Even on the same cover, they accuse Taylor L of cheating on Taylor S. Everyone knows they're in love. Please...X-17, this is nothing more than a Shrek sized smelly turd. Why did you choose to post it? ...and then wonder why Lindsay hates you.

Whatever it's not a great pic. Lindsay looks much better now - bye Samantha.

Mickey Rourke bleached his hair?

HOLY CRAP 4:15! I never even thought about the life insurance policy Dina probably has on Linds. What a revelation. Time will tell.

go right to Howard Sterns website for the truth. he didn't really so much and who cares what he has to say how many times was he married ??? didn't her write he wanted to know what love is??

4:27 just shows you how much LiLo is hated trew out the world!!!!

4:34 Your a ASSHOLE stern is on his second marriage big shit!!
More than you can say about how many have passed LL around like a rag doll

what happened? DRUG,METH,CRACK!!!!

4:15, ARE YOU SAMANTHA? You would KNOW about monster Mother. You sound angry, like you know Dina. I wonder what the 'real' truth is between you and Lindsay? Is it A: that she really is so out of control and that's what caused you to dump her? Or, B: That you got together with Lindsay after she went to rebab for over 60 days. When she got out and was 'lucid again' and was feeling good, you then decided to have a relationship with her. You took her (someone who just got out of rehab and that you love) to all of your 'BAR" gig's. Why would you do that if you really cared about her? You made a ton of money off Lindsay being at all your gig's. Nobody knew who the hell you were until Linds cared about you. Maybe, once the obvious happened, like her "substance abuse problems' resurfacing, that's when you dumper her. I think you USED her. Just like everyone else in her life.

Good Gravy, off subject... Kanye West is moving to Austin. -Bought a beautiful highrise condo in Downtown.

4 39 Chill out you big baby. i was talking about mick jones not howard stern.
gfys

4:58 LMFAO Im not samantha but your comment was as Pathic as the Lying Lohans
Thanks for the chuckle stupid!!!

It's the perfect Lindsay Lohan song!

One more time...

Aerosmith’s Rag Doll

http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRJ81hTFG0

A WENN photographer took Lindsay’s photo (right side) at the Emanuel Ungaro After-Party. WENN is one of a handful of photo agencies with red carpet and backstage authorization. The photo on the right is unaltered.

A Getty photographer took similar Lindsay Lohan photos at the Emanuel Ungaro After-Party. The Getty photo agency has red carpet and backstage authorization too.

More like 6 Underground by the Sneaker Pimps or even Living Dead Girl by that Zombie dude!

Take me down, 6 underground,
The ground beneath your feet,
Laid out low, nothing to go
Nowhere a way to meet
I've got a head full of drought,
Down here, so far off losing out
Round here,

Overground, watch this space,
I'm open to falling from grace

Calm me down, bring it round
Too way high off your street
I can see like nothing else
In me you're better than I wannabe
Don't think 'cos I understand,
I care, don't think 'cos I'm talking we're friends,

Overground, watch this space,
I'm open to falling from grace

Talk me down, safe and sound
Too strung up to sleep
Wear me out, scream and shout
Swear my time's never cheap
I fake my life like I've lived
Too much, I take whatever you're given
Not enough,

Overground, watch this space,
I'm open

I fake my life like I've lived
Too much, I take whatever you're given
Not enough,

Overground, watch this space,
I'm open to falling from grace

Talk me down, safe and sound
Too strung up to sleep
Wear me out, scream and shout
Swear my time's never cheap
I fake my life like I've lived
Too much, I take whatever you're given
Not enough,

Overground, watch this space,
I'm open

I fake my life like I've lived
Too much, I take whatever you're given
Not enough,

Overground, watch this space,
I'm open to falling from grace

Sam Ronson’s Stepdad Calls Her Relationship With Lindsay “Toxic”

Samantha Ronson’s stepfather (he divorced her mom in 2007 after 25 years of marriage), Foreigner guitarist Mick Jones, dished on Sam’s relationship with Lindsay Lohan to Howard Stern, and all but confirmed that the couple was dunzo. Mick told the radio host that Sam and Lindsay’s relationship was “toxic” and that Sam has “moved on from that” - though you wouldn’t know it from Lindsay’s tweets.

It’s long been alleged - by Lindsay herself - that Samantha’s family did not approve of the DJ’s relationship with the unstable actress. Do you think Mick’s words actually confirm a split, or could Sam still being seeing LiLo on the down low?

http:// bit.ly/3WJ9Tl

4:15/5:10 is mad at Mother Of The Year Dina
because she won't let that creep come near her.
She may have him arrested for stalking her.

5:44 Do you have youtube links?

Lindsay’s LOST poster!
(left click to enlarge)

http:// bit.ly/2cfVYt

Ask and ye shall receive! COOL SONG!

http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrvk1bmTayg

Breed: Freckle Billed Cokewhore Terrier! Loves it!

Thanks, very cool!

It was creative!

All in one Lohan Day

1st mike goes to radar online

2nd then lindsay goes to gossipcop

3rd than dina goes to E!online

what is wrong with these people??

d

Dina said to E! that she has alerted the authoritys and press (LOL)

Mikey boy better get some more tapes out and make them good ones

Isn't this the same nut job that said that someone told her she looks like Marilyn Monroe? Even dead several decades, I bet Marilyn Monroe still looks hot compared to a living Lohan!

Granted, Michael is an opportunist but I think (I may be wrong) he’s trying to derail his high speed trainwreck before she slams into the wall at the end of the track. Whatever the Lohan's true intentions, this saga is entertaining reading.

http:// bit.ly/2Panz7

5:46, Lindsay did see Sam on the down low. In Singapore, they spent some time (over night) in Lindsay's room. Lindsay was hosting @ F1 Rocks. That doesnt really matter. What matters is why Linds has been reduced to hosting @ F1 Rocks? She did go to rehab and she was working on her life. We were so happy that she went to rehab. She did it for herself. She was in bed @ 10 every night. She may have left rehab with Riley the snowboarder (whatever) on her arm but it was Sam that she really loved. It's been going on for a long time. Any one who knows Lindsay knows that she has loved Sam going back to her early club days. She would have done anything to be with her. Including, dumping 'all guys' and telling the World that she loves a woman, Samantha. She did that, I think it was brave. If she chose to come out as a Lesbian, I love that. I just wish she would have picked a more loyal girl to come out with, other than Sam.

of course photoshopped! they do everything to sell their mags. They don't care about someone's life. Altering a pic is soooo cheap and fake. Look at how she looks this week, she looks goooooooooood, happy and relaxed !

6:21 shut your pie hole..That was the dumbest comment EVER!!!

I’m not 5:46 but I’d like to add something to the discussion.

Lindsay is NOT a lesbian. She is bi-sexual.

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Has she previously been with a girl? She laughs and says, "I don't know. Maybe." Has she ever been embarrassed about being attracted to a woman? "No." Would she classify herself as bisexual? "Maybe. Yeah." Lesbian? "No." She goes on, "I don't want to classify myself. First of all, you never know what's going to happen — tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now. I appreciate people, and it doesn't matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that." She sees herself getting married "eventually," but whether to a man or a woman, "I don't know." - Lindsay Lohan, Harper’s Bazaar, Myth vs. Reality

6:11, I think I cant find the voice recor=dings of Lindsay. Maybe what Dina is doing -legally, is working. I searched for the tapes online, have you really heard them? Or, or you just taking the translations on RADAR scum web site as the truth? Hmmm, did you really hear any of them other than the first one? If so, tell me where?

LL hasnt been showing her typical behavior because her assitant is jamming pills down her to keep her calm
now thats gonna help her adduction to prescription pills
AND I fell for this person who has to stay with LL 24/7 babysitting her abusive behavior

6:21 if you don’t understand the meaning of bisexuality, let me know. I’ll try to use ASCII characters as a substitute for making obscene gestures with my hands to explain it to you. Oh and the Sam blame game is bullshit.

@6:28

It's just more lies and deception...she never answers any questions truthfully.

I can't take this serious (crappy uhum Famous magazine); clearly used photoshop......UGH

6:24 The WENN photograph on the right side is NOT altered. It appeared in the New York Times.

If she chose to come out as a Lesbian, @6:21

You said,"I love that. I just wish she would have picked a more loyal girl to come out with, other than Sam."

In my opinion Samantha was the only person in Lindsays life, man or woman, who actually gave a shit about her and accepted her for who she was.

Is she really a lesbian? I'd have to say no...bisexual yes.

6:24 The New York Times also published WENN photographs showing Lindsay seated on a modern sofa beside Ungaro fashion designer, Estrella Archs. It is an unaltered photo from the Ungaro After-Party. You and her mother live in deep denial.

6:31: Please, if you had a crowd of camera's waiting for your every single move you made, you'd need hired help to. Think of her life, then ask yourself, is the intrusion worth it? It's not even like she's still making millions. Her intrusion factor is so enormous! If people dont care, why are you or myself even commenting? Try to have some compassion for this 23 year old girl. She gets exploited every single day. We all have bad days. I feel so sad for her. Stop the hate. Why not only comment on people you like?

Would she classify herself as bisexual?

"Maybe. Yeah."

Lesbian? "No."

She said she is NOT a lesbian.

Some people just don't want to admit that Lindsay looks like that at that time.

No, I'm from Australia. I have exactly the same magazine and it CLEARLY STATES that no photoshopping has been used on the after shot.

6:25, BITE ME. Your a hater. Who cares what the hell you think?

Suck your own SMELLY tally wag BITCH!

6:44 LMFAO to your retard comment
She should try staying home once in a while.
She came back from Africa and wasnt even in LA more than two hours and was out clubbing the rest of the night NORMAL people dont do that after a long tiring trip and btw shes been out every night since it is now tuesday
Also might I add she bring this all on herself not you nor I the paps ect ect this is all her deal that she has dealt to herself
Now run along you denial pea brain

Ungaro’s little noisemaker relies on those cameras to make NOISE!

Mike needs to leak a tape that has juicy stuff on it like something dina and lindsay dont want the world to hear.
Nothing he has released has embrassed lindsay yet.
dina looked stupid with the heath crap today everyone knows they were drug buddies

There have been many photos taken like the one on the right. What's amazing is that people still think that they can convince people that everything's ok and she is doing just fine. It's boot lickers like these that are the dangerous ones. Anyone who is not willing to take responsibility for their own lives is doomed to suffer in theirs. The only one responsible for Lohan's predicament is ultimately her. Look at how badly she has destroyed herself. You have to be fully dedicated to destroying yourself to look like that! She looks even worse and older than Courtney Love! It's like telling someone who's on fire that everything is fine and the flames will go out soon.

her assitant is jamming pills down her to keep her calm

Straight from the Spears Family's Public Relations Handbook: When your narcissistic, substance abusing daughter has destroyed her reputation and career, blame her addiction and downfall on someone in her entourage. Play the pity card while secretly planning a comeback.

Anyone who thinks Lindsay is 'NOT' a lesbian, is lying to themselves. She is. So the F' what? Would it be so awful if she was? I'm so sick of this Lindsay, she's really a straight girl. That's nothing more than hetro BS crap. Lindsay, she's a lesbo, and so the F' what? Get over it! She loves women. Sam was not her first. If she sleeps with men, its just filler. I bet Lindsay ends up with a woman. The right one for her the next time, I hope.

6:51 I’m not 6:25 but I have something to say to you. You accused a stranger of hatred (you have not concept what true hatred is) and you have a vulgar mouth. Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth, hypocrite?

Indeed 6:57! Lindsay is a 23 year old who wants to work in a vanity-driven industry. The severity of her addiction is written on her face. She looks like Donatella Versace.

7:05 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth LOL what are you like 2 yrs old

PS I see the assistant is now commenting for the Lohan Clan

6:51, if your talking about my mouth? Dont judge me, it isnt your job.

If Dina wins the tug of war, she gets to keep grabbing whatever she can, when she can off of her. Nothing changes and her Lohan Home School for Delinquents can continue on unimpeded. Ali will quickly be shoved down everyones throats while Lindsay goes on an extended 'vacation'. Rehab? What rehab? If Micheal wins, he will get his hands fully in her wallet and snubs his ex Dina. He'll forcefully stick her in a rehab against her will and people forced into rehab never tend to do well. Rehab? Why? She'll just fight it. Then he can go on book tours, talk shows, paid interviews while he sheds the occasional tear and talks as humbly as he can force himself to look about how he is the father of the year and the true Christian soldier/savior of the world. GAG! Meanwhile, they'll all drive knives into each others backs until someone passes out or dies from the blood loss. And they're inviting everyone to watch.

7:05 That was a direct quote. Lindsay said she is NOT a lesbian. She is a bisexual. Are you a bull dyke? I ask because you seem to have serious issues with Lindsay being a switch-hitter. She has sex with women and men. She's into kink.

6:51, if your talking about my mouth? Dont judge me, it isnt your job.

Why don't you take you mouth to Twitter and beg Lindsay to let you go down on her. Or try The L Chat.

And by 'vacation' I mean probably being admitted to the hospital for another OD or some related problem, only to be held against her will in a dry out ward.

OMG IF YOU WANNA A GOOD LAUGH GO SEE DINAS TWITTER
FIRST OFF SHES SAYING IT WASNT HER ON THE TAPE THAN SHE BLABS ON THAT MICHEALS MAKING MONEY THAT SHOULD BE FOR HER AND HER SHOE LINE THAN SHE SAYS YOU CAN ASK JEVES (lol) THE WOMAN IS OUT OF HER MIND...MICHEAL GOT TO HER TODAY
TOMORROW HE WILL HIT A NERVE WITH LINDSAY

7:17 What a nightmare!

Did you know there was a story about Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph and Lindsay pitching a reality series to a cable network? Afterward, Britney and Lindsay had a photo op in a club. I haven’t heard anything about it since. Would casting the dysfunctional family boost ratings? Hmmm........

Sounds like something Michael would try. He so wants to be Jamie Spears! I'm sure he thinks that Lindsay is on the exactly same level in the world as Britney too. He'll get more desperate as his plans like the Divorced Dads Club gets laughed out of the TLC offices. Meanwhile, Dina tries to deny off any problems because that slows down the barely limping along and well off the tracks money train.

Dina saying shes fine when she knows damm well she isnt. Is sicking. Money is more important than your daughter
UNLESS
she has a nice insurance policy on Lindsay and after Lindsay is gone they will play the pitty party and push Ali out there
Thats the way the Lohans seem to roll

7:50 Michael definitely wants the DDC reality show and to be seen as a hero. Dina’s denial seems self-serving. She doesn’t want her daughter making waves before her shoe project gets off the ground.

The before picture is the one that was photoshopped - she is so ugly - gross. I am so sick of her being in my celebrity gossip - she's not a celebrity, she's a miserable, unemployed, ungrateful, drug addict. Stop writing about her already.

7:18, Yup, you nailed me. Your so smart. I am a dyke. So is Lindsay. Why would it be so important to you whether or not she should go down on dick or pussy? Why is America so comsumed with her life in the bedroom? Isnt that none of our 'FAT ASS' business? When did America become so consumed over who someone should fall in love with? Most of all, why are you so ok with judging them? I'm hating on anyone who cares about who sleeps with who. It's none of your our -FAT ASS BUSINESS. If you dont approve that's fine. Let's allow God to JUDGE it. It's not OUR job. Let Jesus do his job, ferchrisakes! This could be your problem 'involving hatred' when you need talk to Jesus. God is love, SRYSLY, think about it.

A life insurance company may not pay if she ODs and it is ruled a suicide. I think? I don't know much about insurance. No matter what happens, they some how think that Ali is their ace in the hole and success is a foregone conclusion. They are obviously well practiced in the art of self delusion-all of them.

Must go to the same church as Michael Lohan.

Samantha left Lindsay because she was tired of always needing lemons

Samatha would have to put lemon juice on Lindsays crouch due to the "Tuna Twat" she has

Just a heads up! @8:15 is the shrill Jesus freak not me!

Oh, I so get that. No problem.

8:16 I will wet my pants if micheals next tape is dina and him talking about selling lindsay out and Ali will be the next "Lohan Money Maker"
wouldnt that be a mighy good laugh

Dian:mike you be the bad guy get rid of lindsays shes not making the money anymore and Ali spent 6 months in LA and around the world with Lindsay and I showed her a few trick of my own I think Ali is ready
Lets bring lindsay down micheal please my shoe-han line is depending on it

8:15 Once again, do you realize you're judging people for judging people? Ironic. YOU were the one who brought up her sexuality. Not me. Perhaps YOU should ask yourself why YOU are so interested in what goes on in her bedroom. I merely said you were wrong. Lindsay said she is NOT a lesbian. She is bisexual. Get a fucking grip!

8:14, Just log off stupid dumb ass! If any of you people dont care about Lindsay, THEN get the F*CK out of here. SRSLY. Why do you keep posting? Are your lives really just that nasty? Take some self help classes to stop your negativity. Only people who care for Linds should post. The rest of you, are TOXIC A-HOLES. Is being a douchebag what makes you happy? Suck my chimney hole you ass whipes!

That photo is NOT fake. It is real. You dumbasses are so used to seeing airbrushed images you don't know what a real person looks like anymore. Lindsay is beautiful but she needs to take care of herself and it's obvious she is NOT doing that. She looks double her age because of too much partying and too little food and sleep. Plus the stress of her loser parents and her bitch ex girlfriend. If she starts to take care of HERself again then she will get back to normal. Poor girl can't trust anyone. Think what that would do to you? I feel for her. I do.

8:29, that was good, I LOVED it!

They're planning on the Ali media blitz, just you watch. Getting caught in bars was right on the plan. Yes, that is how they roll. Just stuff her face into every camera they can and create drama and all that stuff and expect success. Creating the bad girl image is quicker and easier than bland good girls and actual talent be damned. When the cameras don't click, create controversy.

The Little Christian is doing that religion quite well. Nice. Use the religious defense and then think that you cannot be challenged on it. When that fails, it's back to threats and nastiness. How typical.

Oh, I so get that. No problem.

That's a relief because I can't stand that pious hypocrite! She was on the Heath story too. Last night I said, all anyone can do is hope and pray for a person's well being. I’m spiritual NOT religious. Modern religion is still the opiate of the masses.

8:33, Your proof, the plan DOES work. You took time to post on the Lohan's. Thanks! Did you get paid? Nope, NEITHER did the Lohan's. Business as usual for X-17.

8:29 Sorry no "Pitty Party" on here so why dont you just F**kin log off
Lindsay where not your teen aged fan club blowing wind up your ass saying your my idol
This is the real world and you need help and your a mess face it you need rehb big time
Only thing Toxic is your parents YOU and your love for samnantha

btw skank you should be greatful we are here or your comment numbers would be two comments, So kiss my ass and thank me you ungrateful Skank!!!!

They're planning on the Ali media blitz, just you watch. Getting caught in bars was right on the plan. Yes, that is how they roll. Just stuff her face into every camera they can and create drama and all that stuff and expect success. Creating the bad girl image is quicker and easier than bland good girls and actual talent be damned. When the cameras don't click, create controversy.

Will Ali be wandering around in a confused, daze with Margot Kidder?

http:// bit.ly/g35TQ

Chlorine can’t sanitize that gene pool!

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. by Mahatma Gandhi.

I love Lindsay!!!

8:45 LOL why would any lohan feel sorry for them and think that people are commenting
Oh the lohans are such a nice family

Oh poor lindsay to have all this going on

dina would never choise money over her lindsay

Alis turning 10 on her next birthday and boy dose she look good

that micheal is doing wonders for lindsay and her career he should manage lindsay

I reallly really miss living lohan cant wait for the repeats to air

F**KIN PLEASE!~~~

She really looks like Kidder in that pic! Seen it before somewhere, just it's still shocking. Whoever that dentist is, they should get their license pulled.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. by Mahatma Gandhi

An enlightened soul!

Nasty skank. She is a gross whore with open sores - sick!

She was ugly and freckled then, now she is even worse. She was high the whole time and probably stealing too.

we will say to her RIP soon
so SAD

To Lindsays babysitter/asstiant
If you find your self bored, drug the bitch up and when if she falls asleep just play connect the freckles with her to amuse yourself

Lindsay is a chain smoking, drunk and drug addict. It's understandable why she looks more than twice her age. Look at her little sister. Ali is the oldest looking 15 year old I have ever seen. The Lohans must have ghastly premature aging genes.

Hey preacher! Why don't you take this whole blog to your priest, preacher, or whatever that person calls themselves and point out what you said and then ask them for their honest opinion on it. You seem to think you're correct and have god on your side, so why don't you reinforce your position and do it. I'm sure it would be a great learning experience for you. Go for it!

9:13 I'll second your request.

The photo needs a caption.

Faces of Adderall works for me.

Michael should do all his future interviews wearing his Joseph costume. It would really cement his position. Maybe he should go for the fire retardant model though.

Good one! X17 disabled formatting. Faces of Adderall would look nice in italics. Maybe with flames surrounding it.

LOL! Fire retardant or not, I would love to see him wearing that costume.

Maybe virgins spontaneously combusting.

Something to think about it. mk?!

@11:50 ;)

11:50?

Me thinks the preacher has retired and has super glued their palms together and their knees to the floor. Praying for a clue, feverishly! The psychotropics are probably cutting down the discussions though.

Somewhere

GOD, I hope so. :)

I’m reading DLISTED.

Do you ever skirt an issue because it's less trouble than a direct approach? It's rare for me - unless there is a good reason...

Gonna catch Sons of Anarchy. Have a good one!

Are you rubbing your forehead and thinking? ;)

Night!

whoa...those tapes are just more confirmation as to what an evil liar that so-called "mother" is.
saying it loud and clear her daughter drinks,pops pills,is irrational,needs a babysitter..can't be alone,is a nightmare,
but the thing i love the most is when she says it's expensive to have laurie around all the time...oh,isn't this the old hag that goes on and on about how "jealous" everyone is about lindsay's fortune.seems that someone with a "fortune" shouldn't have a problem paying.
tsk tsk tsk.. somebody is gonna have to come up with some new lies.

ali, mum dina and her dad has all used lindsay for their own purpose... just look at living lohan that lindsay didnt want to be in... it makes u sick... lindsay deserves better

The beauty of the mind causes surprise.The beauty of the soul make the other people respect you.
LOVE IS THE BEAUTY OF THE SOUL.

@ 11:52 pm

Learn to speak and write proper English!
You write as badly as Lindsay looks and acts!

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit....

What about a revival of "The Golden Girls"...Donatella Versace, Pam Anderson and Lindsay.....and Aunt Ali can play Grandma.

That picture is not photoshopped. You can find many other pictures just like that or worse anywhere on the net. That's really what she looks like.

Of course,all of you are always looking great in all your pictures.Maybe i should remind you how many photos you would like to destroy that you hate yourself in there.Things would have been so much different in the world if you didnt pay so much attention only to what it seems (like if someone is ungly or preety or what clothes is wearing,shoes etc),but what is behind all this.

New audio radaronline

I just heard the new tape out on radar and all I have to say is:
Mr & Mrs Lohan your daughters promblems are deeper than just drugs and alcohol
You also have deep issues that need to be delt with also
Mrs.Lohan YOU are destroying your daughter,YOU will to be at blame...It least your ex wants to help her while you just turn your head
As a parent myself if I knew of and saw my child cutting her self I WOULD NOT turn my head.I am the parent and weither my child liked it or not I would take the bull by the horns and get my child some help
Whos the parent here Mrs.Lohan??
You make me sick to my stomach that the old mighty dollars is more imporant than the life that you created.
Your whole family needs alot of theripy STOP with your denial and save your family.
If you do not sweet Karma will find you

7:05 Don't worry about the Lindsay haters.
Their empty lives will never allow them to be happy.
They will always be jealous of superior people.

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i think you just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

Dumbasses still think it's just a bad picture!

The Parent Trap was on TV a couple of days ago and I watched part of it. While I have been as cynical about Lindsay Lohan, and especially Dina Lohan, as anyone else, seeing LL as a little girl brought home just how sad this situation is. She was bright eyed and looked so full of hope.

One of the biggest problems for LL's chance of ever getting back on her feet is the fact that while she was a good actress as a little girl she is not a good actress as an adult. She does not have any kind of talent to turn to if she does get sober and serious.

This whole story is a shocking example of the worst parenting imaginable.

I hope you enjoyed Sons of Anarchy.

I’m sorry that was confusing. I tried.

anyone can see this photo its photoshopped!!!!
I'm not a big fan but just leave the kid alone...i mean bathroom and kitcken bitch thats just cruel. I admire the fact the she was brave enough to come out...it gave me the courage to do so too. So she's probably tired of people judging her about that let along this too. GIVE HER A BREAK!!!

No.