Lindsay Lohan To Write And Produce TV Show

Yea and I just flew on the shuttle

She was watching re-runs of Mork and Mindy and hallucinated that she was writing, producing, and directing it. In her delusional state she is sincere about it.

Yea and I just drove a Ferrari while getting blown by Megan Fox and eating Pizza and drinking beer

She needs to do something to earn money and support her lavish lifestyle!!

Somebody take that girls Twitter account from her. She is one of those sad drunk dialers only she Tweets. So sad.

I'm ready for her to go away.

"Spielberg is going to be my partner on the production"

Com 'On she's is a Joke

This trip probably can't even write her name!!

I'm starting to think that x17online's writers are just incapable of writing anything good about people. No matter what, you always have to throw in some sort of jab instead of wishing someone well or giving them well-deserved props for striving to achieve and grow. You guys really suck.

Maybe X17 should keep their mouth shut for once. Leave her alone. How many topics do you want about her?

she has proven herself to be nothing more than a pathetically desperate for attention...Delusional Liar.

x-17 does everything to destroy this girl's life. it's so obvious.
And that's not being mean? .... you and your paps are always mean to her. Time for this site to find another girl who brings in the hits/money.

Gabriel,
You are as delusional as LaLoca. Name the achievements she deserves props for.

STFU already/you turn every story about her into something negative/it's getting a bit old/ UGH

Twitter is all she has- pretending to be someone she is not. pathetic.

P.S. I wrote a screenplay on my lunch hour and Im in talks with Richard Heene....and Lindsay Lohan.

Why cant she ever write a proper sentence?

She has no education. She barely tweets above a fourth grade writing level. She's so drugged out she can barely function. How in the hell can she write a show? Educated professional writers have a hard time doing it. So she chicken scratched a scenario where an entitled whore demands free shit all the time and steals it when she doesn't get it? Story of her life! *I* could write that crap.

The name of the show is Tuna Tuna

When you slap the target on your own back what the hell do you expect???? Lying, drugging, stealing, partying, skanking, dirty, smelly, ugly, classless behavour played out in front of the paps she called. "Oh, look at ME. SEE how beautiful and talented I am! I learned a new trick at this house party. Tee hee...I know how to snort blow off the peen I am blowing. And I wrote a movie script about it, and then I found all of this jewelry and designer clothes in my designer bag that someone left behind. And my BFF Spielberg is going to apprentice under me. And, and, and I am going to Mexico to teach the poor how to steal more food. They won't be hungry anymore."

The name of the show is Tuna Twat

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Pants on fire!

Haven't heard anything new about the restraing orders or order of protection or any kind of gag order against each of the Lohans.

FIRECROTCH! Thanks Angel!!

Yeah I haven't heard anything about her supposed Oscar nomination and Grammy and movie with DeNiro and Bebe collaboration either...

She is too far gone to feel the humiliation

Idiots! Nothing far-fetched about Linds writing/creating a show; after all Sly Stallone wrote the Rambo series and he's dyslexic. The issue here is business smarts- Linds must learn to announce deals only when all parties have signed on dotted line.
Further she did not lie about jewellery deal with Mouawad and Bebe- she lost that deal because of her bad behaviour at Kitson launch. Linds has to realise she's no lhe is the one who needs

onger 3yrs old and folks do not nor will not accept brattish behaviour from
her. She needs the income from these gigs until she gets her acting career back on track.

Hey Firecrotch: Michelle Trachtenberg is designing a jewelry line for COACH.
Suck it! You will never fit in and no one wants your sticky fingers around. Do us all a favor and head to the nearest rehab facility

þ9;26. Making milkshakes for $$ is the way to get acting gigs? Maybe she should consider acting classes and not partying until dawn every night

Because she wears jewelry, she thinks she can design jewelry.
Because she wears clothes, she things she can design clothes.
Because she watches TV she thinks she can write script.
Because she was in a couple of crappy movies, she thinks she can direct.
And everyone should adore her and bestow free everything on her. The world is her oyster with a big expensive pearl in it.

Oooo, stop posting crap about her all the time. It's ridiculous!

Gossip sites will stop posting negative crap about LiLow when she stops doing negative crap and starts living a worthwhile life. Until then, GAME ON!!!!!!!

She is such a dumb chick. Again, what is her grade level, sixth at best? She can't write, certainly can't lead, can't have anyone substantial in any of her "productions", and can't act. She has a passion for writing, directing, etc. I thought she was so busy doing all of her ventures, plus partying and stealing. Where does she find the time? What a blowhard.

She can't string two coherent sentences together on her twitter. So how does she expect to sell a screenplay or series???
Sounds like she is back to being delusional - remeber when she said she was going to work with Al Gore and his staff went like umh...huh?

I'd say it's a good thing Pascal Mouawad got to see her shnenanigans BEFORE he signed on the dotted line.

She went to his partner and badmouthed Pascal for not giving her more stuff? Un-freaking-believable.

And it's not like she could be a good spokesperson for anything, she is too out of it.

If Lindsay,Dina and her siblings go on these sites, here is some sound advice. First off Lindsay people should not be saying such hateful things about you but you must realize that you are making yourself any easy target. Try not going out every night. You probably need to make public appearances to make money, but besides that lay low. Going out partying all night when you are on probation and getting away with it is really truning the public and your fans against you. People who have done a lot less wrong when they are on probation get thrown in jail. Yes, you are a celeb and perks come with that but the general public are getting sick of the double standards. You were/are a talanted woman. You have earned yourself opportunities that people would kill for, why throw all that away. If you work at it you may be able to recover from this. Prove everyone wrong make that comeback.As far as Dina & siblings are concerned help Lindsay privately. Stick together as a family stop wasting time on these sites. You too Lindsay help yourself you are the only one who can fix this. Don't waste your time reading this crap, take reponsiblility for your actions and you will gain back the respect you once had.

If Lindsay,Dina and her siblings go on these sites, here is some sound advice. First off Lindsay people should not be saying such hateful things about you but you must realize that you are making yourself any easy target. Try not going out every night. You probably need to make public appearances to make money, but besides that lay low. Going out partying all night when you are on probation and getting away with it is really turning the public and your fans against you. People who have done a lot less wrong when they are on probation get thrown in jail. Yes, you are a celeb and perks come with that but the general public are getting sick of the double standards. You were/are a talanted woman. You have earned yourself opportunities that people would kill for, why throw all that away. If you work at it you may be able to recover from this. Prove everyone wrong make that comeback.As far as Dina & siblings are concerned help Lindsay privately. Stick together as a family stop wasting time on these sites. You too Lindsay help yourself you are the only one who can fix this. Don't waste your time reading this crap, take reponsiblility for your actions and you will gain back the respect you once had.

If Lindsay,Dina and her siblings go on these sites, here is some sound advice. First off Lindsay people should not be saying such hateful things about you but you must realize that you are making yourself any easy target. Try not going out every night. You probably need to make public appearances to make money, but besides that lay low. Going out partying all night when you are on probation and getting away with it is really turning the public and your fans against you. People who have done a lot less wrong when they are on probation get thrown in jail. Yes, you are a celeb and perks come with that but the general public are getting sick of the double standards. You were/are a talanted woman. You have earned yourself opportunities that people would kill for, why throw all that away. If you work at it you may be able to recover from this. Prove everyone wrong make that comeback.As far as Dina & siblings are concerned help Lindsay privately. Stick together as a family stop wasting time on these sites. You too Lindsay help yourself you are the only one who can fix this. Don't waste your time reading this crap, take reponsiblility for your actions and you will gain back the respect you once had.

You meanies need to shut up already! Linds admittedly has problems, but no-one can deny that she works hard and tries her hand at several ventures. She may not always be successful, but since when did it become a sin to passionately pursue one's dreams?
Linds needs a life coach to teach her how to comport herself in different situations. This is necessary because she wasn't parented nor disciplined as a child -as a result she behaves inapropriately at times; this obviously needs to stop. Wish her all the best though!

Meanies? She has earned every bit of it honey. Persue one's dreams? She has the attention span of a fruit fly. Alway buzzing around rotten stuff, flitting from one thing to another. Never, ever! putting any effort into anything. Just picking randomly anything that comes along. Yea, me and half the world wasn't parented either, but that is no excuse for the awful behavour.

She is so full of sh*t! No reputable company or studio would have anything to do with her. She has a reputation that people do not want to be associated with.

If she has one "episode" written, I would bet that she stole it!

OH IS THAT THE "INTERVENTION" REALITY SHOW SHE'S DOING?

AM SURE SHE'LL BE ABLE TO GET A FEW GOOD "CELEBS" ON THERE TOO...PARIS/STRAVOS/BRANDON/ALI....ETC ETC....

GOOD JOB LL! BUT YOU NEED TO DO YOUR PRE-PRODUCTION WORK AT REHAB FIRST!

If I worked in project development, I’d take a meeting to read a treatment from Dina Lohan’s Home Schooling Academy‘s valedictorian. It would be my pleasure to write colorful (i.e. blunt) annotations in the margins then return the treatment postage due! :)

Lindsay Lohan's A Liar

Guess it was just wishful thinking.

Lindsanity may have confirmed with Access Hollywood that she will be teaming up with jewelry company Mouawad to create a line for BeBe, but apparently the wacktress made the whole thing up.

Pascal Mouawad himself has come out saying that it's simply not true or as he put it: "This is not happening."

Umm Linds, if you're going to publicly confirm a business deal, you may want to make sure it's actually happening.

Wonder what made up bullshiz La Loca will come up with next to make us believe she has some kind of job?

Coco Perez asked and Lindsanity tweeted an answer. She’s posing as a writer! :P

Yeah and Perez' opinion on anything matters of course! If any of you haters were capable of basic comprehension it would be clear that Linds did not lie about the existence of talks between her and Mouwad to design jewellery line Mouwad himself admits it. Where Linds erred was in speaking of the venture before contracts were signed and AFTER her widely reported tantrum against Mouwad.He obviously changed his mind after the incident. Linds needs to act her age and stop behaving like a two yr old!
I love that she keeps trying despite the malicious media attacks against her!

Yeah and Perez' opinion on anything matters of course!

Perez’s opinion certainly mattered to fan bitches when he sided with Lindsay over her father. Face the facts, she’s a liar. LMAO!

Lindsay Lohan Still In Fashion, Working On bebe/Mouawad Collection

FIRST PUBLISHED: November 13, 2009 6:27 PM EST
LAST UPDATED: November 13, 2009 6:43 PM EST

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
Lindsay Lohan is trying her hand at fashion once again.

Though the star earned some bad reviews for her debut collection as artistic advisor for famed house Emanuel Ungaro – including from the now-retired Ungaro himself, who called her showing a “disaster” – she broke the news to Access Hollywood on Thursday that she has a collection for a different label in the works.

“[Jeweler] Pascal [Mouawad] and I are actually working together, we’re doing something with a friend who owns bebe,” she told Access at Pascal’s Nu Pop Movement launch party in West Hollywood. “We’re doing a collection for them and we’re also going to be doing some other things.”

A Pascal rep told Access on Friday that the new line has yet to be finalized.

http:// www.accesshollywood.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-still-in-fashion-working-on-bebemouawad-collection_article_25503

The Access Hollywood story contains her direct quote and includes the date and time the story was filed.

FIRST PUBLISHED: November 13, 2009 6:27 PM EST
LAST UPDATED: November 13, 2009 6:43 PM EST

She LIED to Access Hollywood BEFORE her swag temper tantrum!

Really...does anybody other than self absorbed famous people use Twitter? I certainly don't know anyone who uses this nor would I be interested n knowing what my friends are doing or thinking 24/7. Twitter=Twits

The evolution of the red sequined nipple pasties and red sequined forehead sticker lie.

From the L.A. Times Dish Rag on October 4, 2009

'It's not good to show your nipples, so they should be covered,' Lohan wisely told Reuters, referring to the omnipresent heart-shaped pasties. This did not explain why some models wore larger versions of the heart-shaped pasties on their foreheads.

http:// blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2009/10/fashion-critics-rip-lindsay-lohans-ungaro-collection-to-shreds.html

From the New York Times on October 5, 2009

A Rocky Debut for a Hollywood Star
By ERIC WILSON

The day before the show, Ms. Lohan was staring at herself in a mirror in Ungaro’s grand offices on the Avenue Montaigne, a stone’s throw from the ateliers of Yves Saint Laurent, Givenchy and other famous French labels. She picked up a black and white scarf and tied it around her head, then replaced it with a black one, and then clumsily stuck a red sequin-covered heart to the side of her head while a team of designers watched her.

http:// www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/fashion/06LOHAN.html

From People Magazine on October 14, 2009

As for the much-maligned sequined pasties flashed by the models when they opened their jackets and blouses, Lohan said told PEOPLE on Wednesday at a Victoria’s Secret Velvet launch party in New York that she was as shocked as the audience. “I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says, adding that “I am going back to Paris for the next collection...I am learning.”

http:// stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2009/10/14/lindsay-lohan-on-her-ungaro-debut-i-am-learning/?xid=rss-topheadlines\

Obviously, Estrella Archs did NOT put pasties and forehead stickers on the models. Lohan should be fired for trying to cast blame on Archs.

The designer Estrella Archs was born in Barcelona.

Estrella completed her Masters at Central Saint Martins in London, where she graduated with honours. She then worked for some of the most well known international fashion houses before establishing her own label.

Estrella worked for Hussein Chalayan, Nina Ricci, Cacharel, Emilio Pucci with Christian Lacroix, and Prada. She also worked as a fashion journalist for spanish Vogue and collaborated with artist Daniel Firman on projects for some of the world’s most important art collections.

Estrella loves playing with new, pure forms within a highly feminine, sensual and poetic style. Her apparent simplicity is an artistic expression highlight a woman’s personal value and allure.

http:// www.estrellaarchs.com/?page=designer

From New York Magazine on October 9, 2009

Estrella Archs Doesn’t Do a Bad Job Designing Without Lindsay Lohan

Not everyone hated the spring 2010 Emanuel Ungaro collection. Bloomingdale's vice-president and fashion director Stephanie Solomon told WWD, “I know it sounds a bit controversial, but we loved Ungaro and its sexy, draped minidresses in vibrant, happy colors. Estrella Archs is a talent to watch." We feel bad for Estrella, who is, let's not forget, doing the actual designing at Ungaro. Her résumé alone, which boasts work experience at Hussein Chalayan, Emilio Pucci, Prada, and Nina Ricci, certainly suggests she has talent. Sadly, her capabilities have been overshadowed by Ungaro artistic adviser Lindsay Lohan and the glitter heart-shaped nipple pasties and glitter heart-shaped forehead stickers that walked down the runway in the house's spring 2010 show, prompting critics to label it a disaster. However, she presented her spring 2010 collection for her namesake line in Paris yesterday. And she did a good job! The clothes are simple, but she certainly has a point of view. And if the critics are looking for someone to blame for the nipple-pastie flub at Ungaro, they might note Archs's namesake line included no pasties (just good old-fashioned nipples showing through sheer fabric). Glitter and hearts were also absent, for that matter. And you know what else is really interesting?

From New York Magazine on October 9, 2009 continued:

Estrella looks startlingly happier after her namesake-collection show than walking the runway with Lindsay at Ungaro. But that's understandable when the Ungaro office must now operate like this:

[Lohan] picked up a black and white scarf and tied it around her head, then replaced it with a black one, and then clumsily stuck a red sequin-covered heart to the side of her head while a team of designers watched her...

“This is just so cool,” Ms. Lohan said, turning her attention to a white minidress splattered with sequins. “It needs more rhinestones, just so it pops.” Off to the seamstress it went. Pointing to another white dress, she said: “I call it Michelle Pfeiffer in ‘Scarface.’ I was just in my office sketching for next season. I was here until, like, one o’clock last night.”

Poor Estrella.

http:// bit.ly/2ltaN5

The pictures are worth a thousand words!

The New York Magazine photos show Archs’ sleek, elegant contemporary design (top photos), a “startlingly happier” designer taking a bow for her well-received signature line (bottom left photo), and an embarrassed designer taking a bow with the noisemaker tied around her neck following the Ungaro show (bottom right photo).

http:// bit.ly/2ltaN5

From New York Magazine, The Cut on November 11, 2009

Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter Dropped Emanuel Ungaro for Spring

This week, Emanuel Ungaro suggested Lindsay Lohan is sucking the soul out of the label he founded. Retailers seem to agree. After terrible reviews for the show marking Lohan's debut as artistic adviser, Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter have dropped Ungaro for spring 2010. They were the only two major retailers selling the label outside of freestanding Ungaro stores. Barneys and Saks haven't carried the line for several seasons, and also decided not to pick it up for spring. If you want to buy some spring Ungaro, you can still find it at Vivaldi on the Upper East Side.

From New York Magazine, The Cut on November 11, 2009 continued:

Ungaro CEO Mounir Moufarrige brought Lindsay on to boost sales — and yet she's having the opposite effect. Ho-hum. It raises the question of what Moufarrige will do with his new party-girl employee, who is incapable of cleaning her bedroom, probably much less holding a top position at a once-revered high-fashion house. We've heard that shortly after the show, Moufarrige was calling top editors for advice. Rumors about Lohan not getting paid have been going around for some weeks, and now rumors are going around about her getting let go altogether. Lohan has her leggings line to fall back on, but does Ungaro have a safety net?

http:// bit.ly/1G7ffF

From New York Magazine, The Cut on November 11, 2009

Emanuel Ungaro Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Robbing His Label of Its Soul

Like much of the fashion press, Emanuel Ungaro himself has labeled Lindsay Lohan's debut at the house he founded a "disaster." He told reporters this week at a film festival in Lisbon, "I am furious but I can't do anything about it." Ungaro has had no contact with the house since he left in 2005, and the label is now owned by an American investment company. The AFP reports:

Ungaro said he regretted that the fashion house he started "is in the process of losing its soul."

"That happens to a lot of designers. We were the creators and patrons, responsible for the creation and destiny of our houses. But when we gave up our houses, we gave up our souls."

So, Lindsay is like a fashion succubus.

Meanwhile, rumors are still circulating about the label not paying Lindsay and possibly dismissing her after one season, "because she has been talking to the press and making up excuses." Yeah, we can see how her saying words to reporters wouldn't play out well.
Lindsay Lohan tie up with Ungaro 'a disaster' [AFP]

http:// bit.ly/2zUb3G

From sassybella.com on November 11, 2009

Overheard tonight…Linday Lohan and Ungaro
By Helen Lee

“She [Lindsay Lohan] was bought in to Emanuel Ungaro to raise the brands’ profile and raise perfume sales. But because she has been talking to the press and making up excuses she’s out after one season. She was suppose to get $1 million for it but she got nothing.”

– at the Qantas Spirit Of Youth Awards 2009 awards in Sydney tonight where some of the Southern Hermisphere’s fashionable movers and shakers were.

http:// bit.ly/3E3O30

I hope everyone enjoyed the evolution of the red sequined nipple pasties and red sequined forehead sticker lie. Ungaro’s CEO Mounir Moufarrige need to publicly announce he is unshackling his chief designer Estrella Archs from the noisemaker. Preferable before the Fall-Winter collection.

Paris Ready-to-Wear schedule for Fall-Winter 2010-2011

http:// www.modeaparis.com/va/collections/index.html

OH yeah, right, Lindsay's doing anything she can to keep her name out there. I seriously doubt this is going to happen.

11:25, the press doesn't make Lindsay so anything. Lindsay does what she want. She did this to herself. She doesn't care. She'll do what she wants, when she wants, and no one stops her. Everyone in her life, even her fans, enable her. She thinks she can do no wrong. That's not true. She's going to screw up one day and going to overdose and die.

I love the, "i just need to get someone else to take on the full season writing for" bit.

It was like, "i love designing fashion shows, i just need to get someone else to take on designing the entire collection".

(of coarse, even when she can manage that, it turns out to be a disaster.)

Maybe a new reality show Firecrotch and the 8ball.

1:39 Creative, LOL!

Delusion, they name be Lindsay. Yeah, like her claim that she's working with Mouawad. She claims a lot of things that never work out.

As my granny would say "po critta"! That girl just needs some love, a slap upside her stupid head and several weeks of goodnight sleep to clear the obvious fog that has engulfed her head/brain!