Brit's locked up -- it's time for LiLo to regain the crown of chief attention whore!!

Lindsay Lohan has figured out a way to indulge in whatever she pleases without being judged. When she goes to clubs, there are people watching every move she makes and paparazzi outside documenting her arrivals and departures. She soon learned that if she goes to after hours "mansion parties" she can get away with a lot more. These are private invitation only celebrity parties held in various rented mansions several times a week. The parties start around midnight and last until morning. Lindsay may drink water at clubs but apparently she doesn't limit herself at mansion parties, where everyone feels free to booze it up and do drugs out in the open. An eyewitness told us Lindsay is a regular at these parties and around ten days ago he saw Lindsay openly snorting a white substance on a little tray on an end table through a straw. Lindsay's eager female companion scooped up the powder with a key to snort. This particular party was at a house in the Hollywood Hills above Crescent Heights. Now you know what Lindsay's doing while you're asleep
Posted by Janet Charlton on February 4, 2008 10:59 AM

oh look! a drag queen.

substitute ass kissing while you know who is locked up?

AND SERIOUSLY - COULD ANYTHING BESIDES COCAINE-INDUCED EGO ACCOUNT FOR THE LAUGHABLY PATHETIC BLUE STEEL LOOK ON EHR FACE?

DID SOMEONE FORGET OT TELL HER SHE *FAILED* AT MAKING A CAREER OUT OF PRETENDING?? SOMETHING 4 YEAR OLDS DO FOR FREE!!

HAHAHAHAHA

a drag queen indeed lol. Shemale hiding freckles with orange powder, pink lipstick, fake eyelashes, all of it accompanied by the latest très chic american fashion: some cheap, MANUAL WORKER shirt. FUGLY! LMAO!

Does she own pants??

21 huh? right more like 44

yeahh! another lindzio thread,keep em
x-17 your the best!

ummmm...where is her little sister ALWAYS with her now???? is orange oprah off looking for a "new daddy" and too busy to take care of her brats? maybe cody is being kept in the attic?

X17, how much money do you pay her so she'll show up and have you write such CRAP.

Hey Lindz, when you're done pAArtying and read the blogs about yourself (we KNOW you do you NARCISSISTIC CUNT), here's some honest advice (as opposed to the paid buffing and polishing you get from the paps)

- NO ONE thinks you're fierce, just a bitch
- NO ONE will hire you baed on what the suck-ups at X17 say about you, or what clubs you show up at with hangers-on even lower on the food chain than yourself

Oh, and some fashion tips (since the sniggering papz won't tell you to your face)
- TRY wearing your normal hair and hair color, no leggings, and not all black. You're in a fugly RUT
- STOP carrying your phone like you're in constant contact with "someone important". No one important wants to talk to you. Use your purse for crissakes!

Oh, and the usual advice
GO GET A JOB!!!!
otherwise just think of the possibilities
- another Brit at 26
- another Pam Anderson at 40
- another Jocelyn Wildenstein at 60
A life FILLED with meaning and purpose!

YOU MUST REPENT, YOUNG FORNICATOR

THOUST SHALL BURYITH MY SWORD OF REDEMPTION DEEP IN THE NETHER REGIONS OF THE ANAL CAVITY OF THE FORNICATOR

TAKETH IT WITHOUT QUESTION AS THY SACRED SEED NEAREST RELEASE.

I COMETH NOW

AS THOUST EMPTIES THINE COPIOUS AND PURIFYING NECTARS INTO THEE, FEEL THE CLEANSING OF THE LORD.

NOW, GET UP FROM THE POSITION OF THE DOG, OH DEVILISH COHABITATOR, AND SPEAKETH KINDLY OF THINE MINISTRATIONS UPON THEE

Lindsay Lohan:

A-List with Paparazzi

F-List with a film career.

Hollywood movie studios know all about her on-the-set and off-the set problems, and are casting ABLL in their film projects.

ABL = Anyone But Lindsay Lohan.

I hope she enjoyed the Fame/Fortune while it lasted.

Peace

SEXY! work it linds! you are the best! love ya girl! keep doing your thing and causing all this jealousy from these ugly haters on here I love it! anybody who says thats not sexy wouldn't no sexy if it was right on their fucking nose because Im a STRAIGHT FEMALE and even I think she's sexy! man that bitch is hott! oh! and aliana s really pretty to! :)

YOU MUST REPENT, YOUNG FORNICATOR

THOUST SHALL BURYITH MY SWORD OF REDEMPTION DEEP IN THE NETHER REGIONS OF THE ANAL CAVITY OF THE FORNICATOR

TAKETH IT WITHOUT QUESTION AS THY SACRED SEED NEAREST RELEASE.

I COMETH NOW

AS THOUST EMPTIES THINE COPIOUS AND PURIFYING NECTARS INTO THEE, FEEL THE CLEANSING OF THE LORD.

NOW, GET UP FROM THE POSITION OF THE DOG, OH DEVILISH COHABITATOR, AND SPEAKETH KINDLY OF THINE MINISTRATIONS UPON THEE

"WHY IS HER SISTER ALWAYS IN TOW"..UMM WELL DUH ITS HER SISTER FOR GODS SAKE! ITS CALLED FAMILY!!! GEEZ! AND LINDSEY LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THESE PICS!

gossipboy (aka FAG),
her sister goes to school in a completely different place. also, i don't think it's very wise for a responsible parent to leave the care of their minor child to a recovering addict who is rumored to be and has been photographed using. doesn't sound like a very FUNCTIONAL family now does it, idiot?

Fuckin Gross! What is up with the bronze mustache?

Does she even realize how pathetically rediculous she looks pursing her lips like that???? She is such a fucking loser!!!!!

Ok.. she did parent trap when she was like 10, why is she still be photographed. BORING

Ok.. she did parent trap when she was like 10, why is she still be photographed. BORING

Dear Lindsay,
It does not matter how much bronzer/blush you pile on your checks. You will only get that hollowed out high cheek boned look you seem to sooooo desperately want unless you start starving yourself again.
Please hop to it and come back to pose for pix when you are down to 75lbs.
Thanks,
The Society of People with Eating and Social Disorders Who Admire Has-been Slags

This irrelevant, alcoholic, drug addicted nyphomaniac is not worth photographing anymore. She is starting to look real old.That is what happens when you combine alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, and hard partying together. She also has asthma and probably an STD. When is she going to just go away?

What has she done to her lips? Can you Imagine what she will look like at 30 if she keeps pumping that stuff in her lips.

Don't mess with the lohan!

Oh for god's sakes. Here she has relapsed and now she's already showing her boobs and wearing too much make up.

She going to look really old at 30 years old. Take my word she will not age well!!

PUT ON A FREAKING BRA!!!
LOOKS LIKE A STREET WALKER...

PUT ON A FREAKING BRA!!!
LOOKS LIKE A STREET WALKER...

Linds friend is wearing the same shoes the other day when
they were shopping for the Super Bowl at the grocery store.
They just passing those boots around?

"I want to be a role model for all the young girls out there. I enjoy having my picture taken." lindsay on E!

Halloween comes to mind with Lindz. Orange make-up and black clothes. Oh, PLEASE lose the leggings, they aren't flattering for you AT ALL!!!!

she looks like a fish with those lips. her face is starting to go. find the man or woman of your life now! once your looks start to go that is it for you. regret and your addicions are all that will remain. get help before it is too late for you. time is not on your side.

What the hell is with the leggings? Do she have anything else to wear?

HOLY CRAPOLY!!!
Why the hell would someone with boobies as baggy as hers wear no bra?!?!?!
I just about vomited up my lunch!!!

Where is her gay boy leech patrick. Is he out getting drugs or on his knees in West Hollywood.

Patrick A. is such a dirty FAG. So is marco, Nate , jenni, kara, samantha , davids etc etc. All her ENABLERS drug her up so there meal ticket stays happy. When the fame is gone ( not too long from now, she will kill herself) MARILYN MONROE is her HERO. what do u expect from this walking disease. She is so pretentious. Insecure bitch!!!!

I don't care what the Lindsay haters say. Lindsay is HAWT!

her blusher is indian earth circa 1984.

What lucky guy will be able to bag Lindsay?

8:26 is right, Patrick is a filthy bitchy coke dealing fag. His day will come and we know he reads these posts and laughs because we saw him with some of Lindsay's old posse with a laptop on set. Oh! look at what this one said ha ha their jealous of us. One day this cockroach is going to get what's coming to him.

Doesn't she realize that leggings aren't pants? You're supposed to wear long tunics with them. And where is her bra???

Doesn't she realize that leggings aren't pants? You're supposed to wear long tunics with them. And where is her bra???

She looks good, but reports of drinking and possible drug use, is very disturbing! She just can't seem to shake off the party lifestyle!

Dirty looking slut

her next film will be for one of the porn studios.

Lindsay,

Nobody's calling.

Do not pass go.

Let's go back and try this again.

look you people dont even now Lindsay she is a lovely girl and you have no idea what your doing and whatever Lindsay gets up to is none of your buiness sp back off!!! and leave her alone you spend all day on the computer btiching about there celebritites and your making there lives hell okay can you get on with your own lives if you have them and how do you that lindsay is on drugs it might have been a rumour did you ever think of that i think that the haters of Lindsay r JEALOUS of her always supporting the Lohan Sisters much luv 2 u both!!!!.
Bye From Someone

God! I can't STAND this little whore. GO AWAY ALREADY, BLOHAN, and take your pathetic little sister with you.

A girl her age should not have droopy ones

look you people dont even now Lindsay she is a lovely girl and you have no idea what your doing and whatever Lindsay gets up to is none of your buiness sp back off!!! and leave her alone you spend all day on the computer btiching about there celebritites and your making there lives hell okay can you get on with your own lives if you have them and how do you that lindsay is on drugs it might have been a rumour did you ever think of that i think that the haters of Lindsay r JEALOUS of her always supporting the Lohan Sisters much luv 2 u both!!!!.
Bye From Someone

February 5, 2008 2:50 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
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You're right...we dont know her. But....

Three rehab clinics, the police, courts, probation office, county jail and defense attorneys all kow her ( and that's just in 2007)

LiLo is a idiot and whore who still thinks everyone is dumb. She walks around with water(vodka) bottles once again while going to nightclubs.

Her acting career is all but over(except maybe a few low-budget films for scale)

The days of LL getting paid $7.5 million for "Just My Luck" is long over.

Nobody wants to see her fish belly white saggy boob. Stupid alcoholic bitch, take a look in the mirror

Who's the other has-been wanna-bee slut walking behind her?

I don't think I hate any celebrity like I hate this conceited bitch. What does she even have to be conceited about? She has a horrible career!

I don't think I hate any celebrity like I hate this conceited bitch. What does she even have to be conceited about? She has a horrible career!

MAN..HER FACE IS BUSTED!! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S PUSHIN 40!!!
NASTY!!!!!

They all do cocaine. Lindsay, Brit, Paris, these three women do a lot of coke, drink, and smoke their cig's on top of some weed. No news.

I swear to god i wanan smack her in her in her fucking cokewhore 70's porno face everytime I see her do those STUPID FUCKING FACES. Does she honestly think she looks good? She is such a fucknig reck. Stop taking photos of her, she will probably kill herself and make the world a better place.

I swear to god i wanan smack her in her in her fucking cokewhore 70's porno face everytime I see her do those STUPID FUCKING FACES. Does she honestly think she looks good? She is such a fucknig reck. Stop taking photos of her, she will probably kill herself and make the world a better place.

Did she get some teeth work done? Her teeth in front seem to be sticking out more than usual?

She really is a nasty slut skank! I barfed in my mouth a little when I saw this pic. She is disgusting! Who walks around with their shirt open like that besides a hooker? And put on some freakin' pants! The rest of the world does, SO CAN YOU SLUT!!!!!! Yuck, yuck and..................YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i use to adore so much when she was younger but that was yesterday. hasbeen!

does anyone know the brand of black buckled boots lindsey friend has on? Lo

Can't beleave you didn't get a better pics of those tits!!!!!

HER FASHION SENSE HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO HELL...Paul Bunyan called, he wants his flannel back!!

now that britney is no longer available to be photographed lindsay has to do whatever it takes to be the most visible celebrity.at least she used to be one compared to the likes of kim kardashian and kristen cavalari.

Oh for gods sake - WILL SHE NEVER TAKE OFF THE LEGGINGS?
Put on a pair of real pants... these leggings are gonna be the end of me.

Must she always feel the need to eye fuck the camera?? A simple smile would do, maybe minus that Wet 'n Wild blush from the Walgreens clearance cart. And what is she trying to do to that poor little sister of hers...isn't she still in high school?

who's the hot chick behind her ?