Lindsay's Got A Secret!

* red sausage toes
* greasy orange face
*huge forehead
*bad breath
*B.O.
*freckled, bony back
*sub-par I.Q.
..I can't imagine why anyone would not find her attractive!

If you live in L.A. it is hard not to know someone who has been around her..waiter, shop-girl, fast-food clerk, photog assistant... and they all comment on her stinkiness

We scan around celeb sites and we see all kinds of cool pics of celebs with their adorable, healthy children, working on the sets of interesting films, performing in sell-out concerts,piloting airplanes... and what do we see constantly see of Lindsey? Coming home at 4am dressed like a hooker with stinky cigarette breath, a huge, orange greasy forehead and grinning at who in the hell knows what.Next day denim shorts, a day of lunching and shopping before more clubbing. Shallow, little, consumerist life.
Atleast she is consistent.

Off to see your therapist, acting coach, life coach, voice teacher??? No, just gotta pick up some cigarettes, a case of Certain Dri - an extra strength deodorant and shop for another handbag. Oh, be sure to flash a peace sign and Twitter about world hunger. Then a nap before another night of clubbing.

well it's hot in L.A isn't it? better than having sweaty pits.

lindsay is so cool! she doesn,t want russel brand either-cos she hearts samantha. get your story true.....scumbags...........

lindsay is so cool! she doesn,t want russel brand either-cos she hearts samantha. get your story true.....scumbags...........

lindsay is so cool! she doesn,t want russel brand either-cos she hearts samantha. get your story true.....scumbags...........

that's really sweet of Lindsay

Looking good girl.
Her legs are a killer.

samantha and i are here , laughing and laughing at you losers as i think about my 12 years in h wood - all my mag covers, top selling tan line, leggings ,and now new prod company.
samantha says hi - ooops, we dropped our sushi - thats cool, we will just get more. so - back to all of you - sat night and here you are making comments about us , COOL.
gotta go now, sam is spinning for BIG bucks and i am off to a party . but its all good , we are not you.
see ya losers...

I really feel sorry for Lindsay, these paps will not let her live her life. If they left her alone she wouldn't appear on this site would she? Hey Lindsay fans send a twitter to russell brand, get him to put the record straight his name is rustyrockets

Note to everyone: first 3 comments are always from the same hater. You NEVER see some positive first comments....hahaha, that means, 1 hater is sitting 24/7 watching lindsay-topics on x17 to give the first comments...never knew lindsay had such bloody fanatic followers...more hits, more fame. Keep doing it, cause we really enjoy the idea of you sitting there all day long. Only the thought makesme laugh.

I love fashion and I love seeing Lindsay in denim-shorts. I think nobody wears them better than her.

Hot! hot! HOT! GO Linds stay strong ignore the haters live the life you got to the max..

well said 4.27 and 4.29 you both hit the nail on the head!!

4.30
agree, think she looks sexy in those denim shorts !

btw, x17, just post pix if you have no story to tell. I mean, what are we reading ? Lindsay lohan drops deodorant on the streets, really....uhmmm, interesting.

4.27 WHAAA ?
you take a quote from TheSUN serious ? there is no record to put straight..forget about it..urgh.
theSun, theMirror, Dailymail and holymoly (all british) NEVER report a true story. A few days after reporting you always know 90% of what was written was made up by them, so PLEASE let it rest.

blah blah blah

Lohan is unemployed and still parties while on probation for coke/DUI, and of course makes sure the paps photograph her sorry life.
her career is over, but she does keep the paparazzi employed, so she is not that bad after all !

MEGAN FOX IS THE MAIN WOMAN THESE DAYZ. LOHAN IS DONE, OVER AND OUT

I love Lindsays legs, hair, smile, her talent I love everything about her, but most of all I love her strength of character, she gets back up and defies the ugly haters. Lindsay will always win.

I love Lindsays legs, hair, smile, her talent I love everything about her, but most of all I love her strength of character, she gets back up and defies the ugly haters. Lindsay will always win.

I wonder why she hasn't been to London in a while? Oh, that's right, she'll get arrested as soon as her thieving ass sets foot in Heathrow! I bet a lot of you scumbags that call yourselves fans think it's cool to steal shit, well go with that and see how much you enjoying cooling your stupid asses in jail! Oh, how rebellious to steal shit. No, thieves deserve nothing more than jail or death! Something you scumbags will soon find out!

Sweaty pussy!

4.27
agree with 4.40
Are you nuts, please NO tweet to Russell, cause it's STUPID.
Let it rest dude; it's the best.
No talk, means the rumour dies fast.
So do NOT mention it and you hear nothing about it anymore.

Priceless!! But Lilo, you should have gotten the Certain Dri Extra EXTRA EXTRA strength version. And hope you loaded up on the gallon size Extra, Extra Strentgh Listerine Mouth Wash while you were at it. Good job!

Notice the long necklace she wears in the pic above ? (not the leather one that sam also wears, but that thin gold one with a diamond/stone) - she wears it constantly since her birthday - think it's a birthday-gift from sam, agree ?

SEXYLEGSSEXYLEGSSEXYLEGSSEXYLEGS.
(her brea... too)

Story makes no sense, but photos are great (well, because of Lindz ofcourse)

Jewish chicks so rule!!!!

I use her sevinnyne spray and it's the best...and like she says: it smells delicious...when i used it all my friends ask me what perfume i wear, cause they ALL (17 girls) like the smell of it..haha, now all the other 17 girls use the spray too, but mostly for the smell ! hahaha, and it's a succes if you go out, i can tell ya. So if lindsay smells that good all the time, it's no wonder all paps are chasing after her..hehe

Goooooooooooooooo Linds I LOVE YOU GIRL..:):):)

Dear lindsay lohan legs,
I wanna tell you that you are beautiful.
Don't wear long dresses anymore.
Greetings

As Lindsay said, she will happily co-operate with any investigation, its up to the british police to contact her but as yet have failed to do so.I thought it was innocent until proven guilty?? I don't believe for one minute Lindsay had anything to do with this and neither does ELLE.

As Lindsay said, she will happily co-operate with any investigation, its up to the british police to contact her but as yet have failed to do so.I thought it was innocent until proven guilty?? I don't believe for one minute Lindsay had anything to do with this and neither does ELLE.

Deodorant on the streets - well, x17 mention anything to create a LL-topic, so why not about Lindsay's deodorant.

Nice pics though.
Lindsay looks good again; love the RED fuller linds.

4.55
hahaha, you all use it for the good smell ?
Than I will try it too.
Heard several people saying it smells REALLY good, so think I go to Sephora, need a tan anyway, so.........

4:29, Wow, guess you've never heard of an iPhone. Guess you are the tethered to a huge old PC desktop on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.
You DON"T GET that this is FUN for us!!

(And we feel a serious duty to point out Lilo's B.O. problem...at least it got her out of the house at a decent hour to pick up the Certain Dri..of course any other intelligent person would have her groceries etc delivered, but, anything for a photo-op for our McCrackle Head)

Now, back to our martinis...wish you could chill with us dude. xxxox

blah blah blah

Lohan is unemployed and still parties while on probation for coke/DUI, and of course makes sure the paps photograph her sorry life.
her career is over, but she does keep the paparazzi employed, so she is not that bad after all !

MEGAN FOX IS THE MAIN WOMAN THESE DAYZ. LOHAN IS DONE, OVER AND OUT

LLLL
Lindsay
Lohan
Looks
Lovely

5.05

Oh, sweety,
Ofcourse I know you can do it on a Iphone, but if you want to be the FIRST commenter on every topic YOU HAVE TO CHECK YOUR IPHONE EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY.
Keep doing it, cause we really enjoy the idea of you watching your Iphone discplay every second of the day.

5.04
I was thinking about buying the tan, but I go to Sephora too and I do it NOW (well, i buy it on their site). bye !

I love Lindsay. TRUE FACTOID.

5.05 / 1
saturday afternoon ? it's sunday here already.
we live faster.

I love Danny's Cat-quote. FACT.

My cat loves Lindsay. TRUE FACTBALL.

4:26(and all of my other fans)
samantha and i are here , laughing and laughing at you losers as i think about my 12 years in h wood - all the rehab stints , the cheesy, greasy tan line,the straight-to-DVD movies ,the lawsuits, all the locked-out-of-the- house nights and now, a movie role in.... October. (I haven't been on a movie set in over a year, but i'm a pro--Ryan Seacrest says so...and my Mom does too.)
samantha says hi - ooops, we dropped our sushi -it's smelly, but not as smelly as me. so - back to all of you - sat night and here you are making comments about us , COOL...my I.Q. is sort of impaired so i think all the stuff you're posting is good, right? sam wonders what all the snickering is about..i tell her it's COOL
gotta go now, sam is spinning in des moines, Idaho and i am off to a blow-party . but its all good , we xxox you.
..and don't forget about freedom in Iran

Hey it will be really great when Lindsay starts seeing a psychologist several times a week and continues with that for several years. Because that's the only hope she has of sorting her shit out.

If she was serious about wanting a career, that's what she'd be doing. But she's too drug-addled to organise something like that or have insight into her self-destruction and narcissism.

Getting her out of my life was the best thing I ever did.

My cat still loves Lindsay. He checks for updates and watches all X17 videos. TRUE FACT.

Its great to see Lindsay and Samantha so in love.

BTW Megan Fox is a beautiful girl after all that plastic surgery but she can't act her way out of a paper bag...awful actress.

the Danny-quote: 'I told my psychiatrist to call me Lindsay' is really dope.

Linds is da bomb. TRUE FACT.

LMAO @ 5.21 "getting her out of your life"...in your troubled dreams lollipop!

I am the 3rd one who is convinced now to buy her spray. thanks 4.55/5.04/5.15
My sis used it once and said it was really good. How much does it cost ?

stinky skanky lilo, get rid sam get rid

Secret ? buying deodorant ? i get it. NOT

summmertime - - - - -means Lindsay legs-time - - - -

that's not a secret ass hole!

5.30pm, actually it was a bit of a nightmare, as you well know Samantha. You're a nice gal and everything but it makes us seriously doubt your judgment when you keep bringing this nutjob back into your life (and thus ours). It's hard not to be cynical about it but I guess we just have to trust that you know what you're doing this time, right?

In the UK "dope" is a type of insult, what is the meaning in the USA...funny? great?

oth Ali and LL's official website are predicting a Lin, Lohan SWEEP of the Grammys when her record is released..
Best Song
Best Album
Best Music Video

..you go girl!!!

5.31
$35.
It's great. Buy it.
go to Sephora site/Bath & body;
under weekly picks it's number one.
also under bestsellers.
Sells like crazy.
Use it myself too.

5.40
dope means great !
So danny's quote "i told my psychiatrist to call me Lindsay" is great.

she lives like a dirty pig in a pigsty.. what else is new.

ROFLMAO!!! 5.38 the theme was going along nicely then you use the word "nutjob" LMAO...true colours shining brightly...not the brightest button in the basket!

great that this site has become one big tanning mist advertisement...shall I give you the medical websites where research is showing that doctors arebeginning to see a serious increase in skin melanomas associated with these products?

Sorry Sam, not getting the nutjob thing? Is that not a word we're supposed to use anymore? I can say nutbar if you think it's more suitable. Anything to do with nuts will be okay, actually.

LMFAO n ROTF TO ALL LINDSAY LOHANS COMMENTS ON HERE WHICH IS 99% OF THEM
HE HE LOHAN THIS IS YOUR NEW CAREER
LMFAO!!!!

Where has her skanky sister been? Realizing that she is as much of a loser as Blohan is?!?!?!? Funny how you saw her everywhere for a while, and now that her show has been cancelled, she is no where to be found. Trash, the whole lot of them.

I heart sevinnyne.

5:12.."sweety"...this is starting to sound nice dude. i think we'd all have a bunch of fun together. wish you were with us for drinks..it's a fab night in nyc.

July 11, 2009 5:48 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

great that this site has become one big tanning mist advertisement...shall I give you the medical websites where research is showing that doctors arebeginning to see a serious increase in skin melanomas associated with these products?
---
Sure, sounds interesting. She'd still try to hawk this freckle connector bullshit in a bottle even if she knew it was dangerous!

There we go again:
Skank, Trash, pig, hooker, rehab....all words haters hear all day long at home. Kinda sad actually. So to say that about someone else gives them a good feeling.

ah feck 5.48 don't get all serious on us...enjoy the banter!

BTW thank you 5.44

WATCH OUT!!!
Lindsey is going to SWEEP the next Grammys..
Best Song
Best Album
Best Music Video

who will be laughing then???!!!

My psychiatrist does NOT call me Lindsay. LOL. TRUE FACTBALL.

5.55
well, you don't have to buy it.
Other people will do it for you, cause it's a bestseller (see: 5.42)
Very good beauty-magazines all say it's very good (also the ingredients).
Harpar's Bazaar is saying that it's a must have product.

um 6.00pm, we'll be laughing, cos' it'll never happen. Retard.

Lohans spray tan SUCKS!!!
It stains your clothes and if you sweat it comes off
never can get a even tan
blochie as all hell
stains your palms knees elbows ect (which you have all seen in pictures)
not even tan color you look orange like that old shit QT
thank god the store took it back because it was pricey
Do NOT buy it it sucks and Lohan is the one on here saying she brought it is great and lohan is the one saying wher can i get it

LOREAL
SUBLIME BRONZE SELF TANNING GELEE
STREAK FREE
QUICK DRY
ULTRA LIGHT WEIGHT FORMULA
VITAMIN_E

This tanning product is AWESOME and you tan nice and naturaly brown every where I go people ask where I went to get a nice tan when I tell them its a self tanner they are very surprised cause it looks so natural
DO NOT LISTEN TO LINDSAY ON HERE HER TANNER IS CRAP WE HAVE ALL SEEN IT IN PICTURES SHE CANT EVEN GET A EVEN TAN ON HER FEET ALWAYS STOPS AT HER ANKLES SHE IS FULL OF SHIT WITH HER LIES!!

We british gals heart Misses Lohan !
Come back to London, soon !

Meow love Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

ah feck 5.48 don't get all serious on us...enjoy the banter!

BTW thank you 5.44

Its 2.00am in the UK, g'night everyone

yah Lindsay, how on earth do you think being orange and patchy is a good advertisement for 'your' fake tan line? If you got off the coke, you might be able to see a bit straighter and would notice how rubbish your stained body looks covered in orange paint.

These are my favorite Lindsay shoes. TRUE FACT.

"freckle connector bullshit in a bottle" ....shouldn't that brilliant phrase be used in their next ad campaign?

EVER notice how the "haters" comments are so much more creative, satirical, ironic and often times just plain FUNNIER than the teenies who post over and over how good the tanning mist smells? (and if it smells so good...why was LL out in the middle of the day buying Certain_Dri Extra Strength???)

6.03
we can decide it for ourselves lady !
Me and my 17 friends are using it and all of what you said is untrue.
But if you want the stinky L'oréal one, than go ahead. More bottles sevinnyne for us.

Btw, the bottles are really selling well, if you visite their site, you can see it yourself.

Lindsey is going to SWEEP the next Grammys..
Best Song
Best Album
Best Music Video

Maybe the same adjectives keep being used because they are the best ones in order to describe her!!!!!! If you want others, how about: slut, addict, garbage and deceiver???

6:03-----hate to break it to you, but 5:44 and 5:48 are the same person

Lindsay needs an extra strength deodorant because she has extra strength powers. TRUE FACT.

I must admit- I use her spray-tan too- hahahahaha- looks like all girls on here are using it- it's not cheap, but works well- and my boyfriend says it smells amazing- so I use it.

DANNY, do you also use her sevinnyne spray, cause you are her biggest fan, right ? Tell us.
Or does your cat use it ?

6:03 All you have to do is to go to YouTube to see how great her other songs were.
LINDSEY'S NEW CD WILL WIN AT LEAST THREE GRAMMYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss Lindsay's fringe sandals. TRUE FACTBALL.

it's funny to see that a x17-topic about Lindsay dropping deodorant on the streets is becoming a great advertisement for her ADORABLE sevin nyne tanning mist.

6.13 /2
Lindsay said about the cd: hang in there - coming soon - have to sort things out first
Her producer (worked with Diddy and more) said her new songs are: FIRE (lots of people asked him about it on twitter)
Well, we will hear it (very soon I hope)

Me and my cat do not use tanning spray because we are naturally beautiful. TRUE FACT.

LOREAL
SUBLIME BRONZE SELF TANNING GELEE
STREAK FREE
QUICK DRY
ULTRA LIGHT WEIGHT FORMULA
VITAMIN_E

This tanning product is AWESOME and you tan nice and naturaly brown every where I go people ask where I went to get a nice tan when I tell them its a self tanner they are very surprised cause it looks so natural
DO NOT LISTEN TO LINDSAY ON HERE--- HER TANNER IS CRAP WE---- HAVE ALL SEEN IT IN PICTURES---- SHE CANT EVEN GET A EVEN TAN ON HER FEET----IT ALWAYS STOPS AT HER ANKLES and is rather CLOWNISH looking,

6.20
AGAIN, read 6.06(3) pm
We can decide it for ourselves, thank you.
You use L'oreal, all the others sevin nyne, because THAT'S why it is a bestseller, and bestseller means: A LOT of people are buying it.

I love Linds. TRUE FACT.

wow..she has some SERIOUS receding hairline problems!!!!

Well, i think Danny's cat has to use sevin nine, cause he has red hair. People and cats with red hair get burned it the sun, so your cat needs one bottle for this summer.
Or buy one bottle and spray it in your bedroom (now and then); than your room smells like your idol. Do it.

When Lindsay smiles, it lights up the universe. TRUE FACT.

6.27
wow..love her red hair and her hairline.
and i'm SERIOUS.

6:16--just goes to show how shallow and consumerist America is. Meanwhile in Rwanda.....

My cat is eating. TRUE FACT.

The bottle of sevinnyne is pretty well designed. That's an extra +

6.13 /2.....EVERYONE who has heard her new tracks predict MAJOR Grammy sweep!!!!

I love Lindsay. TRUE FACTBALL.

Yeah, the Mets are winning!!!!!!!!!!

My cat seriously resembles Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

I'm a natural redhead as well and for me it works very well.

My cat just came over to the computer to check for Lindsay updates. TRUE FACT.

We miss Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

sevin (lucky number LL
nyne (lucky number SR
and they changed the letters sevEn nIne.
Love the bottle too (and the tan ofcourse)
She also use sevinnyne6126 on twitter.

I got fired from my job in order to follow Lindsay's career. TRUE FACT.

keep shopping Bloho...California needs that sales tax revenue.

My cat is purring now because he is happy that he got a Lindsay update. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay is the coolest person on earth. TRUE FACT.

My cat only drinks bottled water. TRUE FACT.

When I see stars in the sky, I think of Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

I am out of my fu**ing mind. TRUE FACT

I am out of my fu**ing mind. TRUE FACT

X17 should sell SevinNyne and 6126 or show links for Lindsay. TRUE FACTBALL.

Lindsay makes me happy. TRUE FACT.

I am out of my fu**ing mind. TRUE FACT

I am out of my fu**ing mind. TRUE FACT

I am not out of my mind. LOL. TRUE FACT.

Linds and SamRo are the cutest couple ever in the whole universe. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay has awesome clothes. TRUE FACTBALL.

Linds is shopping with some girl at Lia Sophia jewelry - she said it on Twitter. TRUE FACT.

DANNY, see 6.29

Loreals's Sublime Bronze Self Tanning Gelee is a good product, but Sevin Nyne is better. Loreal's has a somewhat medicinal smell, while Sevin Nyne smells yummy-delicious. I was pleasantly surprise. As to streaking, I did not streak with Sevin Nyne, did with Loreal's. So in summary. after using Loreal, I smelled slightly medicinal and somewhat streaked. With Sevin Nyne by following the directions to a T, I got a beautiful caramel golden tan and I smelled terrific. In the end, it really depends on what you prefer and how it works on you. By the way, what does it say about all of us who accssed this article which has no substance at all, it deals with deorarant...pathetic, right? We should all get a life.

LINDSAY LOHAN: CLASSLESS & TALENTLESS!
*MENTAL MIDGET::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SOCIALLY INEPT:::::::::::::::::::FACT
*PUSSY PUBLIC REVEALER::::::::::::FACT
*LIAR:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*RACIST:::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SAGGY TITS:::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*DRUG ADDICT::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*ALCOHOLIC::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*XCONVICT:::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*LESBIAN::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*STALKER::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*INTERNATIONAL THIEF::::::::::::::FACT
*COPYCAT::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*FCKING LOSER:::::::::::::::::::::FACT
BYE BYE AND DIE BLOHAN, EVERYONE HATES YOU!! FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!

LINDSAY LOHAN: CLASSLESS & TALENTLESS!
*MENTAL MIDGET::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SOCIALLY INEPT:::::::::::::::::::FACT
*PUSSY PUBLIC REVEALER::::::::::::FACT
*LIAR:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*RACIST:::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SAGGY TITS:::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*DRUG ADDICT::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*ALCOHOLIC::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*XCONVICT:::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*LESBIAN::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*STALKER::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*INTERNATIONAL THIEF::::::::::::::FACT
*COPYCAT::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*FCKING LOSER:::::::::::::::::::::FACT
BYE BYE AND DIE BLOHAN, EVERYONE HATES YOU!! FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!

LINDSAY LOHAN: CLASSLESS & TALENTLESS!
*MENTAL MIDGET::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SOCIALLY INEPT:::::::::::::::::::FACT
*PUSSY PUBLIC REVEALER::::::::::::FACT
*LIAR:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*RACIST:::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SAGGY TITS:::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*DRUG ADDICT::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*ALCOHOLIC::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*XCONVICT:::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*LESBIAN::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*STALKER::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*INTERNATIONAL THIEF::::::::::::::FACT
*COPYCAT::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*FCKING LOSER:::::::::::::::::::::FACT
BYE BYE AND DIE BLOHAN, EVERYONE HATES YOU!! FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!

LINDSAY LOHAN: CLASSLESS & TALENTLESS!
*MENTAL MIDGET::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SOCIALLY INEPT:::::::::::::::::::FACT
*PUSSY PUBLIC REVEALER::::::::::::FACT
*LIAR:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*RACIST:::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SAGGY TITS:::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*DRUG ADDICT::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*ALCOHOLIC::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*XCONVICT:::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*LESBIAN::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*STALKER::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*INTERNATIONAL THIEF::::::::::::::FACT
*COPYCAT::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*FCKING LOSER:::::::::::::::::::::FACT
BYE BYE AND DIE BLOHAN, EVERYONE HATES YOU!! FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!

7.04 agree, sevin nyne is great.

7.07 / 7.08 are you out of your mind. Seek help girl.

DANNY IS ALI LOHAN SHENEEDSHER ASS KICKED BY THE GIRLS FROM MERRICK BUT SHE IS TO SCARED TO COME OUT
TRUE FACT!!

COME ON ALI LEAVE THE HOUSE WERE WAITTING YOU C*NT THAT IS SCARED

7:07, 7:07, 7:08, 7:08 - You are not the real Danny. The real Danny has imagination, a sense of humor, and is a Lindsay fan. You have no imagination, no sense of humor, and the IQ of a dung bettle. Hey, you also act like a dung bettle...rolling your ball of sh*t all over town, making vicious,soulless statements. A lot of what you say about LL applies to you. BYE BYE AND DIE NO IMAGINATION IMPOSTER, EVERYONE HATES YOU TOO!! FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT

7.07 and 7.08 and 7.19
attention seeker with real problems

Jewish chicks so RULE!!

LINDSAY IS SO PISSED OFF ON THE TRUE FACT COMMENT OF LOREALS TANNING PRODUCT THE PROOF IS IN THESE COMMENTS
SHE KNOWS HER SHIT SUCKS AND LOREAL RULES!!!!!

SORRY LOHAN NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK ORANGE
JUST YOU JUNKIE!!
ANDJUNKIEIS ATRUE LOHAN FACT!!
THATS HUGE!!!

7:20, Even though I agree with you, sometimes it's better to be kind to someone who clearly has emotional, psychological issues. A person who goes on the attack and makes nasty accusations is not balanced. He/she has mommy issues at best. At worst, I don't even want to think about. A person like this should be pitied and not scorned...just saying . 7:25 sees this too

7.04
Agree, sevin nyne smells YUMMY.
so Lindsay smells YUMMY too.

on one of her more recent tweets, she gets off on a Youtube video someone compiled about her scarecrow body...Lohan is a disingenuous mental case. Pretending that she thinks this is "creepy" and "funny." She really is getting off on it and has reduced herself to clinging to these things for any sense of relevance. She laughs at everything like a little girl with the mistaken idea that others will write it off with her. Little girl, you have serious attachment issues and a personality disorder working you into its grip. Get help.

LL's spray tan smells delish and tans beautifully. And I looove her shoes in these pictures.

She's gonna win all kinds of Grammys
So sez Sammy

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT

wow, she really has her assistants working overtime tonight...hope they get paid well.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE CATS...TRUE FACT

Haters are just jealous of the beautiful Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE CATS...TRUE FACT

For all of you who think Lindsay or drop out Alli are writng in here .IT CAN"T BE TRUE.....have you forgotten neither of them know how to write. So Heeeelllooooooooo Dina.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE CATS...TRUE FACT

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT

everyone has their opinions and not everyone has to agree with YOU, some ppl hate Lindsay. Get over it!!

btw, Why x17 keep reporting about Lindsay Lohan? She is offering NOTHING to the industry! She needs to just go away like her acting career has!!

Peace!!

I got fired from my job to follow Lindsay's career. TRUE FACT.

what are you people trying to prove
as if YOU would understand
what lindsay goes threw each day
read another fukcing book
do you STILL think you understand?
ha.

Spraytan fries your brain

Spraytan fries your brain

I am not Dina. TRUE FACT.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
CATS ARE FANS...TRUE FACT

All my cat friends love Linds. TRUE FACT.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
CATS ARE FANS...TRUE FACT

I heart LL's sevin nyne
I've used it 2 weeks ago and it's yummy and the tan works good for me.

well then it's a good thing i am as pale as ever
i am of irish heritiage
i stopped using spray tans
and i never go out without SPF 30, at least.
but i still love lindsay
her spray tan is a best hit at sephora
and from what i hear, it's not all that bad

but i used to use rodial...that gives a really good tan, even to the pale people. (but very expensive)

The Danny GAZETTE...this just in - Lindsay is amazing. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay has two therapists who are helping her reach her goals and balance in life. Her body is not scare crow, you can see that in these pictures. However, she and Samantha lost a lot of weight during their breakup. That happens to a lot of people. I, for one, tend to gain weight when I am under stress because I reach out for food. I saw the video. It is creepy and funny all at once because strangers comment on her as if they know her or are her doctors. All of us on this site speculate about her because we do not know her in the least. We only know what is in the papers, rag mags.etc. She can tweet what she likes. If strangers have an opinion on her life, surely she's entitled to make a comment on her life. The way we see her, a stranger to us, and interpret her life really has to do with our internal life. We only project how we feel about ourselves and life in general. Because our interpretation of her life has nothing to do with who she is. Some of us feel we need to put her in her place…this has nothing to do with her, it has everything to do with us. If we hate, like, love her, it has to do with our life. LL is off doing her thing with her friends, family, significant other, and has no idea we exist and are discussing her life as if we know her. That was the point of her tweet.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.
LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.

LINDS is AMAZEBALLS. TRUE FACT.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT.

Danny, see 6.29

Danny's cat loves sevin nyne so much, that she drinks it instead of catmilk.

amazeballs?
.....
ok....im NOT going to say anything
"amazeballs"
yeah, sure.

LOL
...catmilk? LOL!!! ok....fine.

catmilk?????

7.57(1)
agree, well said.

Sweating after putting on her tanner looks like shit running off your skin. TRUE FACT

Sweating after putting on her tanner looks like shit running off your skin. TRUE FACT

Wow, it's getting serious around here. 7:57, you hit the nail on the head, but it's Saturday night and I want to go have some fun with my peeps. Well, let me just say, that I wish LL and SR the best, and that the deorant works! I heart the shoes.

Sweating after putting on her tanner looks like shit running off your skin. TRUE FACT

If Danny wants a tan he buys a bottle of sevin nyne and then his cat sprays it on Danny's body. Danny's cat does not use it, cause (s)he's all hairy. But his cat is a redhead, so that's great and then they both smell like sevin nyne.

CE0 of Lionsgate, maker of Georgia Rules wrote open letter to Daily Variety saying she had bad work habits,came to work with hangovers, partied too much and was always late. TRUE FACT

I use Certain Dri deodorant (works/smells good) and use her tanning mist (works/smells even better) WOW, i feel like i'm Lindsay lohan.

CE0 of Lionsgate, maker of Georgia Rules wrote open letter to Daily Variety saying she had bad work habits,came to work with hangovers, partied too much and was always late. TRUE FACT

CE0 of Lionsgate, maker of Georgia Rules wrote open letter to Daily Variety saying she had bad work habits,came to work with hangovers, partied too much and was always late. TRUE FACT

CE0 of Lionsgate, maker of Georgia Rules wrote open letter to Daily Variety saying she had bad work habits,came to work with hangovers, partied too much and was always late. TRUE FACT

8.17 - 8.19
that's not what this topic is about !!
it's all about deodorant and spray-tans and danny's cat.

Any "fans" of Firecrotch-Lohan's are as delusional as she is. Fucking Losers!!

LINDSAY LOHAN WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FROM THIS DAY FORWARD A BLACK SPELL HAS BEEN CASTED ON HER

Danny's cat is so frustrated, cause
(s)he's so hairy and can't use sevin nyne, because of that. Now (s)he has found a solution. (s)he uses the tanspray as hairspray.

Top photo is her blow job position. TRUE FACT

8.27 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Top photo is her blow job position. TRUE FACT

Top photo is her blow job position. TRUE FACT

CE0 of Lionsgate, maker of Georgia Rules wrote open letter to Daily Variety saying she get at least 1 and maybe 2 Oscar nominations next year.

Google Black magic and you to can cast a spell on Lindsay Lohan if your sick of her and her shit and the Lohnan comments cast a spell on them the Lohans are The MOST HATED family in the United States
Every Lohan is A waste of A Human Body!!
Now thats A TRUE FACT!!!!

Cast A Spell on Lindsay

wwww.BlackMagic.com

LETS MAKE LINDSAYS GO AWAY!!

BLACK CLOUD OVER YOUR HEAD LOHAN

Top photo is her blow job position. TRUE FACT

Danny's cat uses tanspray as hairspray.

no, you don't feel like you are lindsay
you don't KNOW lindsay
neither do i
but i will tell you
i lost my father 2 days before my birthday

i also lost my grandmother who i grew up with and loved so dearly
3 weeks later

i lost the cat i found when i was 3 years old

about a month later
around the same time i found out my uncle shot my dog, the family dog, in the back of her head
after my father had passed

i then tried to party away my problems

and i was raped by someone i thought was a real friend
since all this
i have not been the same
several counsellors
and antidepressants later
i will never be the same

my birthday is in july,
i am more than extremely sensitive
my life is a powerful pain
cancers have difficult lives
why do you hurt us so much?

honestly i feel sorry for Ali Lohan....

Labor Pains straight to tv. So bad studio found it not worth spending to market and distribute. TRUE FACT

I bought her tanning mist after Harper's Bazaae mentioned it as 'a must have product'...and it's really great to be honest.

Labor Pains straight to tv. So bad studio found it not worth spending to market and distribute. TRUE FACT

Blohan only has comments on here cause she is all of the comments to keep her name alive
ANNOYING LOHAN WILL STOOP TO ANY MEASURES TO KEEP HER NAME ALIVE
WE ALL LAUGH AT YOU LINDSAYS YOUR A JOKE!! HUGE!!

Labor Pains straight to tv. So bad studio found it not worth spending to market and distribute. TRUE FACT

Labor Pains straight to tv. So bad studio found it not worth spending to market and distribute. TRUE FACT

Leave ALI alone, she´s sweet, beautiful!!this topic is about her disgusting sister, ok?
I love U ALI!!!

I really like Lindsay, she has the most beautiful hair and i adore her cute freckles. I really feel like buying that deo too, now I see her using this one..hehehe.

8:30 If you put a spell on Lindsay and make her go away, what will you do with your life? Your reason for being is Lindsay. I guess you will have to find another person to devote your waking hours to and hate again. Good luck with the vodoo. By the way, you might want to put a spell on 2nd 8:31 too. He/she/it is suffering too much.

Well at least the double ended dildo didn't flop out and start rolling down the street.

Her pits must smell like two week old tuna.

Danny's cat has cute freckles under all the red hair. FACT.

DANNY started all this SH*T! before DANNY this site was "normal", Omg, ppl are crazy!

I cannot stand this girl. She´s quite possibly the dumbest thing to ever exist!!Go away lohans!

LL looks so old and used up!!!

Lindsay's got a secret - she loves Danny's cat.

The tanning product Lindsay "invented" looks like shit coming off my body when I sweat. TRUE FACT

Dear 8:31, I am so sorry all these bad things happened to you. I will pray that you are okay again. Please see try to see the happy things in life and the happy times coming in your future. Love, Danny

I have terminal halitosis. TRUE FACT

My cat does have cute freckles under his fur. I know because he has brown freckles on his pink lips and a few on his pink paws!!! Just like Linds! TRUE FACT!!!

Happy Birthday to 8:31!!! Have some cake and be happy. Good times ahead.

9.11
LOL

Brad Pitt saw this blow job stance of Lindsay and wants to give her a part in a movie....she's a really "talented" actress.

Lindsay is makinga a comeback. TRUE FACT.

My cat drinks bottled water not catmilk. TRUE FACT.

Danny's cat has shaved off his fur, cause he wanted to try sevin nyne.
Works on every skin, so it also has to work on a shaved redhaired cat with freckles on his pink lips and pink paws.

Lindsay Lohans idea of a shower is to spray more self tanner on and use the most powerful deodarant made. Gross.

My cat drinks bottled water not catmilk. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay´s "career" is OVER! TRUE FACT!

My cat did not shave himself and has no interest in getting a tan. TRUE FACT.

Manny's cat only wants to wear Fornarina clothes.

Labor Pains is on TV TOMORROW!!!!!! Everyone is gonna watch the talented Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

I quit school and work so I would have more to follow what Lindsay is doing. TRUE FACT

I quit school and work so I would have more to follow what Lindsay is doing. TRUE FACT

why don't they post the video 'lindsay in daisy dukes' (under videos) under this topic ?

that orange tanning shit, who would want that? YUCK!

Yucky, everybody seems to want it - got sephora website/under Bath & body - it's since the launch a bestseller.
Heard millions and millions bottles already sold.

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

it is pretty much self explanatory when it comes to her reputation-lack there of- Fortunately public perception no longer holds any significant wager. In fact, inner communal chatter and doubts can impact her chances fir the future. You cannot outrun your reality. Lohan is the sole harnesser of her own contempt, which transcends all boundries

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

I did not quit school. TRUE FACT.

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

I did not quit school. TRUE FACT.

Blow job stance. Hooker shoes TRUE FACT

Linds is amazeballs. TRUE FACT.

A carton of custard costs less than a tube of k-y jelly.

Tonight it’s just about you and umm Morris, the mildly bi-curious teddy bear of your childhood.

The court of public opinion has found Lohan to be:
Box office poison
Hooker skank
Liar
Thief
Drug and alcohol abuser
Dangerous on the highway
Attention whore
The worst part is, she blames everyone else for her problems and her mother Dina denies that she even has any problems.

She blames me.

Manny wrote all the words down she has learned at home.

I feels guilty about Lilo. I’m in therapy. My psychiatrist says he hates it when I show up in his bedroom at 3am wearing nothing but oven mitts. But deep down I know he’s really into it.

10.14
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Linds is amazeballs. TRUE FACTOID.

Lindsay is coming back big time. TRUE FACT.

X17 posts are so slow - smoke signals sent from the roof would be faster. TRUE FACT.

Look at what a dried out hag she is! And great commentary by MK of Dlist fame!

http://
www.dlisted.com/node/32416#comments

"Seemed like a girl on the brink?! How about a girl who is riding first-class on the speed train to self-destruction. White Oprah's got a little conductor hat on and shouting "CHOO CHOO!"

I know we've all screamed about this a million times, but is it really so hard for White Oprah and Michael Lohan to pull their heads out of their own cunts and sort their daughter out. During Christmas one (every) year, I got drunk like a Wino and was acting the fool in the worst kind of way. My mother immediately grabbed my drink, poured it down the sink and told me to go sit in the bath tub until further notice. Why can't White Oprah do that? Send HoHan to the tub!"

X17 posts are so slow it would be faster to send turtles out to everyone's houses with a note pasted to their backs. TRUE FACT.

Lilo is my hero. TRUE FACT.

DIE LOHANS!!!

10.32
really ? writing down a comment (NOT even an article) of someone who comments on a site like d-listed ?
what a z-lister you are.

10:19 :D

Manny is the opposite of Danny. Fact

10:32 LOL

Lilo doesn't want to grow up like Jacko.

I told my psychiatrist to call me Lindsay. TRUE FACT

10:35/2-ASSHOLE! You must be under the impression you run this site! Go run out and play in heavy traffic as you sure the hell aren't going to tell me what to post! Why don't you go steal someone's shit and do a couple of lines like your worthless pice of shit hero!

10.32 hahahahaha!!

Me too Danny. He made me put clothes on.

10.42 LOL

Lilo sent me to live with Jacko. He had sex mannequins. It was scary. I ran away.

Jacko also had inflatable sheep. He said he couldn’t find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep so he was in the clear with Jesus.

just came in and saw all comments about her tanning spray. i use it too and it's really good, so i'm glad to read all the positive comments of you about it. and like many of you said; the smell is really good (the previous tanners i used all smell kinda weird).

btw, what's with all the comments about Danny's cat. i must admit i had to smile sometimes, but ..

On his first foray into the Hundred Acres Wood, Christopher Robin shot a bear, two kangaroos, a piglet, a rabbit and a small tiger. But no Heffalumps or Woozles. The stories would have been much, much shorter if A.A. Milne had been a Texan.

Morris
Jackos nose used to be normal until he got a whiff of Hohans stink pits.

Lindsay uses Lysol on her firecrotch. TRUE FACT

10:32 LOL!

Lindsay uses Lysol on her firecrotch. TRUE FACT

Lindsay uses Lysol on her firecrotch. TRUE FACT

Yeah, I heard about the big smelt melt.

Lindsay uses Lysol on her firecrotch. TRUE FACT

Lindsay uses Lysol on her firecrotch. TRUE FACT

Lindsay uses Lysol on her firecrotch. TRUE FACT

Manny wants to be Danny.
But Manny is the mean Danny, so he changed the D into a M (of Mean).

Lately my paw has been searching for the red destruct button. It really is a good thing that you and I don’t have any executive power.

11:07 My psychiatrist said there is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. So I made one. Mine just happens to be a Predator who hunts whiny asses and collects human spines as a hobby. Would you like to meet him?

I am teenage girl with no interest other than Lindsay. I post about her about 400 times per day. TRUE FACT

11.07(1) hahahahahahaha!!!

I heard Lilo gained a few pounds. I hope she doesn't put my paw down the back of her throat again. It messes up the fur.

I am teenage girl with no interest other than Lindsay. I post about her about 400 times per day. TRUE FACT

Viva Morris!
Are you completely sure Morris is imaginary? Spines can be fairly tough to remove!

I am teenage girl with no interest other than Lindsay. I post about her about 400 times per day. TRUE FACT

Manny VS Danny!

I am teenage girl with no interest other than Lindsay. I post about her about 400 times per day. TRUE FACT

I am teenage girl with no interest other than Lindsay. I post about her about 400 times per day. TRUE FACT

I miss the real DANNY? DANNY WHERE ARE YOU?? TELL DANNY WE MISS HER....

i'll meet you
you little faggot
it's nothing but a boarder cross
you little asshole.
wanna make fun of peoples problems?
do it to my face you little kunt.

DANNY we miss u!

Picking my teeth with a bone, oh yeah he's imaginary.

Lilo thinks she’s invincible. She looks like she has one foot in the “I don’t need rehab” grave.

Morris, you should consider ear trophies. Much lighter, easier to harvest, and they make nice keychain bobs for yourself or as gifts for close friends-both real and imaginary!

Morris, you should consider ear trophies. Much lighter, easier to harvest, and they make nice keychain bobs for yourself or as gifts for close friends-both real and imaginary!

fcukin lol...assholes.

Is it just me or does 11:17 2 sound like she's got her pull-ups in a bunch?

i do!

I asked Predator what he thought about your idea. He liked it. He's said he likes napalm scented ears best.

11.17pm *2* ?????????????????????

um wtf
my idea?
my idea's are ALWAYS good
i am extremely creative
(even if i am insane most times)

Pull-up wedgies are a bitch. Tug hard.

As they say- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!

11:37 I thought it was the whiner. Sorry. Pulling my paw out of my mouth.

especially for Manny:

there's a new video (under videos) Lindsay around town (you see LL with Allison Melnick).

ok!
my pull-ups are pretty hard to deal with

thanks for the tip!

Some people on here really need some serious help.

Close friends are the spice of life.

yeah so what??
fukc you dipshit
hows that?

listen
you think i don't understand??
i am a LOT smarter about myself than you think
so get a life
i KNOW.
beyond my problems, i have an intelligence....so fukc off.

Yeah the person @ 11:45 with no sense of humor needs some serious help learning to unclench.

Hey Aggro, you can say FUCK all ya want!
FUCK!
FUCK!
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
How's that?

aggro?
hee hee!
you are SADLY mistaken,
either you know my name, or you don't.
so FUKC YOU.

Unclenching would probably help in torn and lost underwear department! Especially on those heavy clench days! That and well place headshots on those pesky Underwear Gnomes!

Unclenching would probably help in torn and lost underwear department! Especially on those heavy clench days! That and well place headshots on those pesky Underwear Gnomes!

yes i hate those underwear gnomes
always trying to walk into my bedroom
they ALWAyS try to walk in while i take my 20mg of paxil....(they took me off of effexor)it wasn't doing the job.

Yes it would. LOL

Poor Aggro, That asshat probably believes that internet threats actually scare people! HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the lulz!

you're welcome.LOL asshat.

fucking LOSERS!!

Yes, the Blohan family sure are LOSERS! All of them!

Lilo needs to get her shit together.

Karma will get to them!

I have bad news. Lilo’s Morris the teddy bear is not mildly bi-curious. I heard Winnie the Pooh and Tiger are dating. Maybe you can live vicariously through them.

If not Karma, then at least the law of averages! Blohan has acquired quite the record for burning bridges and no chance of ever rebuilding them!

12:24 is the definitive word on this subject!

LILO should be in JAIL, the damn bitch is a fucking THIEF!!

And a great example of her reputation shutting her down cold was that designer that threatened to quit if she got used by that company! And she lost the job and he WON! Since she only just whined about how broke she was a few months ago it's probably either and/or her thieving and the Porn King keeping her afloat now, because the #s do not add up! Her complete and utter desperation is somewhat amusing though!

12.56am Lindsay Lohan is a BAD image to represent their Fashion! Just look at her!!She dresses like a fcking Hooker and sometimes like a Clown!

Her idiot fans act like people don't notice these things either. Important people too! And the various blogs and websites eviscerate her constantly! There's no quarter given when it comes to her and it is well deserved! She can only pretend to ignore these constant guttings for so long and then the real shitstorm will begin to blow! Then it's popcorn time!

her fans are little girls from 10 to 15 yrs old, they are obsessed with Kleptohan, and I think they´re lesbians too..sad! Poor little girls....

* red sausage toes
* greasy orange face
*huge forehead
*bad breath
*B.O.
*freckled, bony back
*sub-par I.Q.
..I can't imagine why anyone would not find her attractive!

LOL!

blah blah blah

Lohan is unemployed and still parties while on probation for coke/DUI, and of course makes sure the paps photograph her sorry life.
her career is over, but she does keep the paparazzi employed, so she is not that bad after all !

MEGAN FOX IS THE MAIN WOMAN THESE DAYZ. LOHAN IS DONE, OVER AND OUT

Lohans spray tan SUCKS!!!
It stains your clothes and if you sweat it comes off
never can get a even tan
blochie as all hell
stains your palms knees elbows ect (which you have all seen in pictures)
not even tan color you look orange like that old shit QT
thank god the store took it back because it was pricey
Do NOT buy it it sucks and Lohan is the one on here saying she brought it is great and lohan is the one saying wher can i get it

LOREAL
SUBLIME BRONZE SELF TANNING GELEE
STREAK FREE
QUICK DRY
ULTRA LIGHT WEIGHT FORMULA
VITAMIN_E

This tanning product is AWESOME and you tan nice and naturaly brown every where I go people ask where I went to get a nice tan when I tell them its a self tanner they are very surprised cause it looks so natural
DO NOT LISTEN TO LINDSAY ON HERE HER TANNER IS CRAP WE HAVE ALL SEEN IT IN PICTURES SHE CANT EVEN GET A EVEN TAN ON HER FEET ALWAYS STOPS AT HER ANKLES SHE IS FULL OF SHIT WITH HER LIES!!

LINDSAY LOHAN: CLASSLESS & TALENTLESS!
*MENTAL MIDGET::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SOCIALLY INEPT:::::::::::::::::::FACT
*PUSSY PUBLIC REVEALER::::::::::::FACT
*LIAR:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*RACIST:::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*SAGGY TITS:::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*DRUG ADDICT::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*ALCOHOLIC::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*XCONVICT:::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*LESBIAN::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*STALKER::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*INTERNATIONAL THIEF::::::::::::::FACT
*COPYCAT::::::::::::::::::::::::::FACT
*FCKING LOSER:::::::::::::::::::::FACT
BYE BYE AND DIE BLOHAN, EVERYONE HATES YOU!! FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!FACT!!

2.23-2.25-2.26-2.27am LOL!
Sorry.....heheheheheh!

Lilo is so beautiful and class. :)

Lilo_FUGLY!

too bad every thread has to degenerate into THE FACT idiocy....extremely tedious and boring (except, I'm sure, to the couple of losers posting them)

she's bald, right?

www.youtube.com/user/hollywoodtv

i love lindsay and samantha.so cute.best love~

Just read on Sam"s Twitter that Lilo is replacing Angelina Jolie as the UN Good Will Ambassador AND has been appointed to the advisory board of Doctor's Without Borders.

Impressive, girl!!!

the pinched piggy toes & receding hairline have become quite the look for her.

memo to Lilo:
All the Extra-Strength Certain_Dri deodorant you buy will not remove your stinkiness.
Sorry.

Who has better grammar and spelling--the haters or the lovers?

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
GEEASY FACE...TRUE FACT
STRINGY HAIR....TRUE FACT
BORING PERSON...TRUE FACT
SKELETAL BODY.....TRUE FACT
LAUGHABLE ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
EMBARASSING SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO HERSELF...TRUE FACT
SLUTTILY DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SUB-PAR I.Q....TRUE FACT
LAWSUIT-PRONEENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE HERSELF...TRUE FACT

LINDSAY IS THE BEST******

GREASY FACE...TRUE FACT
STRINGY HAIR....TRUE FACT
BORING PERSON...TRUE FACT
SKELETAL BODY.....TRUE FACT
LAUGHABLE ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
EMBARRASSING SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO-HERSELF...TRUE FACT
SLUTTILY DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SUB-PAR I.Q....TRUE FACT
LAWSUIT-PRONE ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE-HERSELF...TRUE FACT

grammar? wtf does that have to do with ANYTHING.
grammar doesn't mean a fukcin thing
it has nothing to do with how much you know in life

i know too many people in life
who speak wonderfully
but are DUMB apes
so im sorry i spoke about grammar in such a way
but just because you know the language
it doesn't mean SHIT.

6:59 eye agreedAN i luv her

6:59yea just cucz they haterz us lotsa big

wurds.that doesnt mean there r mean.

frum 7:06 i meantt nice

"Just read on Sam"s Twitter that Lilo is replacing Angelina Jolie as the UN Good Will Ambassador AND has been appointed to the advisory board of Doctor's Without Borders.

Impressive, girl!!!"

is this for real cause i couldnt find it?

if the Certain-Dri isn't strong enough she may need to go to her doctor--there are perscription-strength medications to take care of severe odor problems,

6:43"the pinched piggy toes & receding hairline have become quite the look for her."

that's mean but really funny too:)

What's so f*cked up is all of you are so mean to this chick and WHAT if ANYTHING has she ever done to you?

7:47 :) she puts herself on 24/7 public dispaly & invites it by saying she is a serious actor and singer instead of just admitting she is a celeb-u-tard like Paris (and even Paris works more than Blojo)
Tell her to stay home get off Twitter.

7:47---believe it or not, there are a few of us who sometimes post on here that do know her--some better than others. And we are agreed that we would all like her to take care of her odor problems (as well as the more serious addiction problems--but only she can truly make the necessary changes in her life.) xxox

LOHAN SUCKS ASS!!SHES A ANNOYING LOUD MOUTH THAT ALL SHE DOSE IS LIE LIE LIE
SHE HAS NO FRIENDS AND THREATENS POOR SAMANTHA TO BE IN HER LIFE OTHER WISE SHE WILL HURT HERSELF, STARVE, AND KILL HERSELF
SHEIS A TOXIC DANGER TO SAMANTHA AND TO HERSELF
THIS GIRL IS IN DIEER NEED OF HELP BUT SHE IS IN DENIAL AND WOPNT SEEK THE HELP SHE NEEDS

7:53 IS CORRECT ON THERE COMMENT

AND SHE NEEDS TO STAY OFF HERE
WE CAN TELL YOUR COMMENTS STUPID
GROW-UP!!

8:06 have you ever heard of spellcheck?
Your comment is evidence of your 3rd grade education, either that or you're just another brain dead illiterate.

Lilo will win tons of GRAMMYS with new CD!!! so hehehe to all of you

Blowjob stance in first picture. She spends 2 hrs per day that way.

Blowjob stance in first picture. She spends 2 hrs per day that way.

Blowjob stance in first picture. She spends 2 hrs per day that way.

9:12 Sounding stupid is more fun...Lilo is my role model.

Blowjob stance in first picture. She spends 2 hrs per day that way.

Blowjob stance in first picture. She spends 2 hrs per day that way.

9:20 more like you're trying to be like the x17 staff writers (asinine comments) or the equally ignorant and unintelligible pussy paps.

I'm back and still love Lilo. TRUE FACTBALL.

LINDSAY IS THE BEST
PRETTY FACE...TRUE FACT
GREAT HAIR....TRUE FACT
NICE PERSON...TRUE FACT
NICE BODY.....TRUE FACT
TALENTED ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
TALENTED SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO CHARITY...TRUE FACT
WELL DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SMART...TRUE FACT
ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE CATS...TRUE FACT

9:43 THANX :) :) :)

LINDSAY IS THE BEST******

GREASY FACE...TRUE FACT
STRINGY HAIR....TRUE FACT
BORING PERSON...TRUE FACT
SKELETAL BODY.....TRUE FACT
LAUGHABLE ACTRESS...TRUE FACT
EMBARRASSING SINGER...TRUE FACT
DONATES TO-HERSELF...TRUE FACT
SLUTTILY DRESSED....TRUE FACT
SUB-PAR I.Q....TRUE FACT
LAWSUIT-PRONE ENTREPRENEUR...TRUE FACT
FANS INCLUDE-HERSELF...TRUE FACT

Lilo is my hero. TRUE FACTBALL.

Everyone has bones in the back. It's called a spine.
Of corse the low-lifes who hate Lindsay,probably are spineless.
They are jealous of her fame and fortune.

5:50 ... DRUGS & EXTENSIONS will do that to your HAIR

lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1484&page=1

Everyone has bones in the back. It's called a spine.
Of corse (your typo 10:52, not mine) the haters who hate Lindsay,probably are really smarter.
But, they are jealous of her rehab stints and straight-to DVD-videos and lawsuits.

LOL

Haters are jealous of her rehab stints and straight-to DVD-videos and lawsuits, bad breath and B.O.
They would like to be the laughing stock of L.A. and New York too.

She's gonna win all kinds of Grammys.
So sez Sam

This talentless drug addicted alcoholic white trash thief is a pathetic tragic insecure paranoid bitch who will end up on skid row one day. She is a has been degenerate low life loser who is covered by x17 because they know that she is a complete train wreck who at any moment could do something embarrassing. Lindsay is incapable of taking care of herself and now she is starting her own production company called unforgettable productions. What a joke! Would you want her as your boss and would you take orders from her if she commanded you to do something? Do you think that she is a person who is going to make business decisions that are wise enough to make people a profit? Given her past choices there is no reason to think that she will. The only people who will make a profit off of her are the paparazzi. Turning down a role in the hangover because it had "no potential" was almost as bad a move as her choice to do i know who killed me. What really has no potential is a lindsay lohan comeback and anyone who tells you otherwise is as insane as lilo herself. The title of the production company "unforgettable productions" is perfect because when you think of her there are some unforgettable productions that she has been responsible for. They are i know who killed me, labor pains, chapter 27, georgia rule, just my luck, a prairie home companion, confessions of a teenage drama queen and bobby to name a few. There was also her "unforgettable" high speed car chase where she blamed someone because of his race for being responsible for it. Firecrotch blohan is destined to fail at whatever she attempts and that is a fact. She is even being sued for stealing a tanning formula. Well done dina. You did a great job raising this skank to be just like you. That line that she used where she said that no one could ever do anything to her because she is famous is an indication of that attitude of self entitlement that she and dina have. Here are some other lindsay quotes that give you a clue into her her psyche. "I'm irish-italian so i've got a really bad temper. "If i could change bodies with anyone it would be britney spears because who does not like her or want to be her?" Go to hell lindsay and take your white trash family with you too.

I LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN. TRUE FACT.

"I'm irish-italian so i've got a really bad temper." "If i could change bodies with anyone it would be britney spears because who doesn't like britney or want to be her?" Go to hell lindsay and take your white trash family with you too.

I LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN every day. TRUE FACT.

On behalf of me and my micropenis i want to say thank you lindsay for being such a sexpot.

I hate lindsay and hope she dies of aids.

All Lindsay did was accidentally dropped a pack of Deodarant and LOOK at the cruel, ridiculous, retarded comments on it!!..You HATERS MAKE ME SICK TO THE STOMACH!!! AND So Do You, X17!!!

Lindsay's looking GREAT-FACT!
She's Happy & Relaxed-FACT!
Her Career/Business(s) are doing great-FACT!
She DOES NOT give a sh#t bout'what you HATERS think!-She's only concerned bout' what her loved ones & her beloved Sam thinks!-FACT!

Being said, no matter how you HATERS diss/curse her (n'Sam), you are just strangers to her AND she DOESN'T even know your existance, you MORONS!! So back off and go seek therapeutic help for yourselves, A$$HOLES!! You guys ARE THE ONES that seriously need HELP!!!

Leave Lindsay & Samantha...ALONE!!

Lindsay & Sam Rulz!! :)

You worship at the feet of a thieving, dirty, drug addicted skanky ho bag, so you are LOSERS! You gravitate to losers, because you are losers! What don't you get? Your lives will suck badly because you choose a fucked up path! Your suffering will be great and so will hers! That brings a smile to my face! :-)

i LOVE HER, NO MATTER WHAT !

i LOVE HER, NO MATTER WHAT !

Fugly skank!

you guys really *really* need to step back and see the greater picture...

so we like being human...

get over yourselves
and thanks for identifying yourselves

... : ))

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