Paris And Lindsay Together At Last!

2 useless c*nts out on the town- woohoo

Lindsay: Dead in 5 months.

wheres Krazy Kookie Klown? and balls?

slow news day right x17

I didn't think anyone could be more annoying than Heidi and her dickless partner but Lindsay truly is more disgusting than them. Look how dirty and greasy she is - all gross and covered in open sores. She totally has herpes (remember her lip earlier this week??) and you know she has ass sauce dripping out her a-hole 24/7.

Good grief, it's the gruesome twosome!

I don't know about the rest of you but I would MUCH rather see Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton than Kate Gosselin and any of those Real Housewives!

I hope Paris and Lindsay relive their old partying days. They were both hot and so "in" back then. Nostalgia!

Paris and her gang are huge coke wh@res, keep Lindsay away. Dear God, she doesn't need their help right now. B. Davis is a loser and beyond help. I know little wonky is loved by x17 but the majority hate her.

Will somebody please give the 50 year old slag Lohan a toothpick?

hey hey its KRUSTY THE CLOWN and sideshow lezlo. BFD WGAS

I doubt this will be long lived and keep dreamin on the Britney thing. Theres no chance in hell she will be hanging out with Lindsay.

"in" as what...two desperate for attention media whores,at least paris has dialed it back some.
while lindsay continues 'the please look at me' tour.

"in" as what...two desperate for attention media whores,at least paris has dialed it back some.
while lindsay continues 'the please look at me' tour.

Toothpick!!! Will somebody get this dumb 50 year old bitch a toothpick!!

I love Lindsay Lohan! Paris, not so

I wonder if she washes her hands after she wipes her firecrotch? Why do I wonder this? Because her hand is always in her mouth.

I bet she likes the smell of urine and that's why she always has her hand in her mouth. She's trying relive her lesbian days.

Lilooooo !!! i really like lohan, she's cool !!!

No!!! The hand in the mouth thing is from all the drugs. It's disgusting but that's where it comes from.

Hohan just ran out of herpies meds and went to the master for a refill.

Hohan is just trying to remove a crotch hair from her mouth.

wow, Lilo, Paris (and Nicky) at the same party!

Paris was at the same party but she was there with her boyfriend Doug.

Lindsay and Paris weren't together.

How desperate is this site fot hits?

Doug and Paris don't do drugs. What is wrong with some of you posters.
So everyone was at the same party, what's the big deal.
Being at a party is not against the law, well except maybe for Lindsay,her being on probation and all.

You guys just stuck two unrelated pictures together. Who do you think you're fooling? Idiots.

Your girl Lindsey is doing just great--clubbing and tweeting!

lindsay just worte on twitter that this is not true 'hahaha x17 online posted photos of not me inside someones bathroom' ok so get a life x17 and start telling the truth

Paris will eventually ditch death bed lohan. Shes not stupid enough to get involved in her crap

Puta

Lindsay Lohan: "I've Never Been Happier in My Life! I only have Twitter friends, I am reviled in the movie business, no one wants to record a record with me, I have man-hands and clown-lips, my "fashion show" made me the laughing stock of Paris, my father humiliates our whole family on a regular basis, my Aunt Ali is still trying to get her GED, the love of my life has left me without a second thought and the pills make it all good, good, good."

Hohan, just keep running around like a headless chicken (or maybe duck would be better) and partying until you drop, because eventually you will! Drop and drop hard! Go for it!!!

Lindsay Lohan: "I've Never Been Happier in My Life! I only have Twitter friends, I am reviled in the movie business, no one wants to record a record with me, I have man-hands and clown-lips, my "fashion show" made me the laughing stock of Paris, my father humiliates our whole family on a regular basis, my Aunt Ali is still trying to get her GED, the love of my life has left me without a second thought and the pills make it all good, good, good."

She should totally get a new tattoo that says 'Every Hemorrhoid Deserves to Fester'! It would be so perfect for her!

8:13

Oh, yeah, let's all believe what Bloho writes on her pill-tweet raves---that she is NOT the person in the pictures and video, who just happens to be Lindsay.

Guess that was a Bloho avatar leaving the party at 6am, stumbling out into a raunchy parking lot.

A Public Service Announcement:

This is your FACE on drugs!

Poor Ali! She just has to stay home and get drunk with mommy! :-(

She was at a WATCH LAUNCH last night--her life can't be that good.

see this picture everyone!

www worstpreviews com/images/headlines/temp/temp1818.jpg

It only becomes more clear how far away she is from getting better every time she says another delusional comment.

Acceptance is the first step to getting better, my dear. Accept that you are not respected anymore and become humble, accept that you are an addict, and accept that you need help.

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Well, Paris WAS WITH BRITNEY just before she lost her mind. Maybe it's getting close to LiLo's 5150!

I would be happy too if I was snorting/smoking the good sh*t.

That just hurts the eyes!!! And a tip. It's so much easier to post links here by just adding a single space like this:

http:// www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp1818.jpg

Otherwise it's sort of a pain for everyone.

re her pics from the d-list Watch Launch:

a t-shirt, a corset, and tights...

i really hope this doesn't redefine what an "outfit" is this year, because she looked absolutely ridiculous

"I've never been happier in my life," she insisted to us last night at the Nu Pop Movement watch launch at Kitson Men. "As long as my mom, my sister and my brother are happy, then I'm good."

I thought she had two brothers. Does she not like the other one?

JP Rodriguez hollllaaa

Maybe if she says it enough, Lindsey will actually believe she is happy.

What a stupid girl she is! She needs help NOW before it get even more crazy in her life.

Yeah, I'd be reeeeal happy too if my Dad was crazy, my career was in the shi**er and I looked about 47 years old.

Sure.

she always says she has some "great new project" in the works but she can't give details yet...she is in denial about her career.

She needs to wake up...she has nothing, no one wants to hook up with her or work with her and basically her life consists of going out at night and tweeting and watching tv during the day. (With some industrial-strength Botox treatments thrown in.)

Good for Lindsay for never being happier.

She must be snorting a purer grade.

NARCOTICS!:

On the burglary of Paris' residence: "Prugo stated they entered Hilton's residence approximately three times, prior to the burglary in December 2008. That they removed cash, NARCOTICS and thousands of dollars worth of jewelry to include family heirlooms."

http:// www.tmz.com/2009/11/06/affidavit-burglar-bunch-suspect-ratted-on-the-rest-nick-prugo/

Any wonder why Hohan and Parisite and that whole crew are all hanging out?

Christ, is everybody in the Lohan family a complete retard?

They should seriously hold a parade or erect a statue for the first Lohan who can order at a drive-thru or figures out what do to at an Easter Egg hunt.

8:55 help!

whenever I try submitting a link as you write it, I get a comment from the editor saying the comment is under review, and then it never gets posted.

9:20 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It usually works? Oh well, just trying to help ya out! You're not previewing it, are you? That never works. And are you on Firefox? Not that that makes a difference, but.....? Try posting that or another link and see if it works.

Also, you can hit enter and add a space like this.

http://
www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp1818.jpg

@ 9:34 That pic!! Lindsay will be saying that it's not her arm in the pic.LOL

@9:28

whenever I try submitting a link as you write it, I get a comment from the editor saying the comment is under review, and then it never gets posted.

If you're using IE make sure your security and privacy tabs are all the way up.

Firefox is a decent browser, depending on your computer. The add ons are good. Nice cookie blocking. Add block plus will just eliminate all ads/ cut load times. WOT lets you know if a page has lots of spyware and has good fraudulent site warnings. Finigan security isn't too bad. I never have problems posting anywhere and the page loads are much improved, especially with Add Block Plus. Very good for Google searches.

HYPOTHETICALY JUST FOR A MINUT HERE!
Lets supose the P's dramatic improvements are for real?
Lets hope that she is strong enough to pull lin's from her cesspool ( dont intend to be mean)without getting drug back in herself. Or at least be strong enough to know when to cut n run.
Good luck guy's!!!

So how did Lindsay Mercedes get all smashed pu on the passeger side?

So how did Lindsay Mercedes get all smashed up on the passeger side?

Crack whores and fame whores

If your video is not only about 'Lindsay,' I'm NOT interested. Only show Linds Please. The rest are wanna be filler. Paris included, wanna be's. Paris isnt Lindsay and please dont show us Doug. Nobody cares about that dude. Nope, he aint dope.

OH! the two missed each others days when they were for a while lovers, after all arent they both bio-sexual?
The two witches has failed.

Paris Hilton and her "friends" are druggies. Keep away from them Lindsay!!!
BTW x17 you caught Lindsay doing NOTHING, she was at a party, someone ie rich boy Brandon Davis snorts, why are you calling Lindsay out? Where is the evidence? there isn't any!! Leave her alone, she's doing ok.

shut up u bitches, leave lindsay alone!

If she had a movie set to show up to, she wouldn't be stumbling into a car at 6 am after an all-night coked-out party with Hollywood D-listers.

But of course, she does not have a movie set to show up to.

Just an empty apartment filled with clothes, shoes and twitter messages from 12-year-old teenie fans who think her life is perfect.

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Lindsays to stupid to see that Paris is the real mean girl she's setting lindsay up!!
Lindsays so hard up for anyone to like her. All these ppl at the party HATE her and will feed her drugs just to fcuk her up.Good for them I hate Lindsay and she desevers it!!

Lindsay Lohan is old enough to realise her life is NOT perfect. Those who think she tweets nothing but blankness to her Twitter fans clearly haven't been reading media news right. However, she does come across as lonely and a little lost (but then who would't with her antics), and if Twitter helps her feel less alone then so be it, better that than waking up to some news that she's keeled over ... like, completely gone! That would be awful.

I hope that this girl pulls herself together. Paris Hilton seems to be on the right track so she should be someone Lindsay Lohan can look towards and maybe thrive for that life she once had, and now losing grip of getting back everyday she is in the tabloids.

Her father isn't helping matters, I suggest people should aim their hatred for the lass towards him instead, as she probably wouldn't be in this position if her father wasn't such a total a$$.

Good luck to Lindsay Lohan! Get a couple of scripts and start diving into work!

nypost.com -- November 14, 2009
Lindsay Lohan fled a nightclub in tears after a confrontation with her ex- gal pal, Courtenay Semel, who has begged her to go to rehab.
The starlet stormed out of Brittny Gastineau's birthday party at Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday night after coming face-to-face with Semel, who dated Lohan in 2007 but recently asked her to seek help.
A source said, "Everyone was trying to keep [Lohan and Semel] apart, especially since Courtenay is recently out of rehab and has pleaded with Lindsay to do the same.
...

Yeah, the only surprise is they didn’t have to rush her to an L.A. hospital for *cough* "food poisoning” like they did after Mario Testino’s party in Paris.

Courtenay Semel's dad gave her two choices. Go to rehab or be cut off (he's the founder of Yahoo). At first she wouldn't listen. He made good on his word and cut her off. It didn't take long before she realized she couldn't live on her own and went to rehab. Courtenay wrote a letter saying Lindsay is EXACTLY like she was 6 months before rehab. I knew she was at the party.

Fox 411 Poptarts Updated November 12, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Tries to Pawn Off Liquor Bill
by Hollie McKay, FOXNews.com LOS ANGELES

Our spies tell us that Lindsay was quick to order some champagne recently, but had little interest in paying the bill.

It sounds as though Lindsay Lohan is seriously running low on her cash supply.

The troubled Tinseltowner was spotted all-smiles at Hollywood hotspot Crown Bar last Thursday but suddenly left in tears -- apparently before paying her bills.

Pop Tarts has been told that toward the end of the evening, Lohan ordered a bottle of champagne but when approached her for the bill she wasn't prepared to pay up.

“Lindsay pointed over at Kellan Lutz and told the waitress just to charge his card,” an insider said.

Lohan left soon after and apparently the situation wasn't really resolved. Naughty naughty.

A rep for Lindsay did not respond for comment.

Courtenay and Sam are both heiresses to huge fortunes. No surprise why the broke down bitch went after them.

Crown Bar blacklists for skipping out on a bill.

PARIS IS LIKE THAT DOUCHE CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER - SHE LATCHES ON TO WHOEVER HAS THE PAPS ATTENTION- SHE IS SUCH A PATHETIC, SUCKHOLE. I WANT TO READ HOW BROKE PARIS IS- WONT BE LONG...

Several websites have noted that Lindsay seems to pop p at events or try to associate herself with famous people by standing next to them . Sad. No one wants to be known as her friend any more.

Butler was furious and threatened to sue when some mags tried to ink him with Lindsay.

What she needs to do is get her addicted ass into rehab and thn emerge as the "new" and improved Lindsay.
Maybe, just maybe it could work. Maybe.

dumb and dumber. Both have stds and are horrible sluts.

Butler protected himself. Nobody wants to be around a drug addict who killed her career.

How will paris be a good influence on Lindsay? Get her switch to coke from adderall?
Watch for Lindsay to fall even farther now, paris is ebola, all who come in contact with her fall...

as my friend nj chris would say 'what a mess'