Wet, Hot, Naked, Luscious, Sexy ... Lindsay & Jason

Are you folks that hard up for something anout Lindsay that you do this?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of the funniest movies of all time!

Jason is a very talented guy and he can do much better than taking up with that scrawny skank Lindsay.

But whatever floats his boat.
Maybe Lindsay can be one of the puppets in his Dracula musical.

http:// www.johnnyikon.com/articles/9069-This-really-isnt-helping.html

Fat nasty stinky X17 paps need to exploit Lindsay by using photoshop because they cannot get any pics of her now that she lives in a high security building which they literally got their azzes kicked out of. You idiots are pathetic. This desperation illustrates how close you are to losing your jobs.

EVERYONE MUST SEE VIDEO ON JOHNNYIKON TWITTER PAGE
SEE THE REAL LINDSAY LOHAN
AND YES SHE IS ONLY 23 YEARS OLD
WOULD YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTER LOOK UP TO HER AND WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE??
BRACE YOURSELF!!

She's a total fucking whore.

I just can't wait to see a picture of her next mug shot. What a gross, disgusting HO!!!

Fungus Firecrotch

OMG I saw the video! It is just plain FUGLY!!

It'sw the ultimate showcase of her delusion. She thinks it's going to help her make a huge comeback? Yeah, maybe selling bootleg stolen cartons of cigs on a freeway for crack! And that's only what she doesn't smoke daily, which is beyond comprehension. I'm glad she smokes, as it will only make her life and suffering that much more miserable!

Sleazy Rider!

who is the idiot at x 17 who has the hots for jason segel ? you are posting pics of him with his gut spilling over his short and calling the fatass sexy? wtf?

lindsay denies it. jason denies it. you guys keep making up posts with their faveorite fantasy couple.....please report on something real for a minute..

seriously x17 ?!! i am SURE all of you have taylor lautner body !!!!!!!!!! psssshhh you guys are so stupid

OMG, RUN Jason, RUN!

Lindsanity tweeted to Cash Warren that she landed
If shes not whoring around with him than why did she tweet that??
Everyone should tweet Jassica and let her know this, there is a child involed

Lindsay doing a BBC LOL what Busted Broke Cokeheads

Lindsay Lohan should go to bed with Sean Whalen, again.

I think BBC is her production company-"Bleach Blonde Cokehead"

gawd, get ready of months of Bloho twittering about how noble she is for spending 4 days in India,saving the world, a child at a time.

Try saving yourself, hon. Or your career. Or reputation. Or skin. Or lungs.

The list goes on.

Theres another video of Ms.Crackhan it is on yu tsai twitter page He's the guy who made the video
Thats hard core porn if its not there anymore you can search it on porn sites

MyCelebZone.com has Lindsays uncut video Its Fuc-ing nasty!!
She's doing porn

WHORE!!!!

Just saw Video what a skank she is..
Hope her mother is real proud of her

She is such a loser, media whore, slut. Who cares what she does at this point, it is the same crap different day.

Judge Revel should be pleased too.

Maybe the uncut video version will be one of the "presents" she hands out as Santa next week to sick kids in hospitals?

Along with pairs sequin pasties.

Sigh...where does one even start with this trainwreck?

It's bad enough this delusional nut job,believes she's this generation's
marilyn monroe...now she's trying to be angelina jolie, but nobody is buying her phony concern for the less fortunate.

She are so obvious..it's a joke. She is
such a calculating attention whore....
little does she know her fake concern is just making her look worse.

McCrackle Head:
STOP tweeting about world hunger and people trafficking...you cheapen everything you touch.

"Lindsay is trying to better herself and get away from her party-girl image. She wants to be taken more seriously."

Coming from the girl who just did a nude, coke-laced photo shoot.

ok

You haters are just downright boring. Can't you come up with anything more original instead of the same old tired vitriol? You've been hating so long, surely you can offer up something new!

Boriiiing x17 please wait until your money spinner returns and then run a real story not this crap!

The only way we could see more of Lindsay Lohan is if she showed us her X-rays.

The muse shoot seems too much like a dressier version of her real life; drugged out, unwashed, gritty and seedy.

This is pretty much how we see her in L.A. all the time but with bigger losers and no costumes.

Why is any one still reporting on this waster of space?

I saw Dina Lohan from about 2 feet yesterday...HAGGARD.

Plastic-surgeried to the gills. Ali was also quite unattractive.

Lindsay's future is BLEAK.

Um, Lindsay - YOU ARE A FAR CRY FROM PORTRAYING ANYTHING LIKE KATE MOSS AND JOHNY DEPP.

Sorry. When they were a couple and took these shots thar you are trying your best to represent, - THEY WERE EFFORTLESSLY COOL and Completely Beautiful.

You? YOU LOOK LIKE A CRACKED OUT, SEEDY WHORE.

Sad, you couldn't even give up the drugs just for this one shoot? Its all in your eyes. Completely and utterly a druggie mess.

Clean your act up, you're disgusting.

9:31 #1

Hey Pollyanna, Queue up the Muse video again and bump & grind with your idol.

Ew, nice corpse.

So she refused to do Playboy at one point because of what??

I mean, we've seen the ginger snap, the titties and her red bum on kids choice awards...whats next?

This makes no sense to me.. all I know is this photo shoot smells like stale beer, a smoked-out dingy motel room and Aquanet.

Dont ask why the Aquanet, it just does.

You can file this in the, "I saw this coming years ago", pile.

The bare breasted thing only worked for Kate Moss because she was flat chested.

The whole attempt at nudity for, "artisitic integrity" does not work for girls with huge saggy boobs. Also, the guy in the pic looks like he's trying way too hard to channel Johhny Depp. It's really distracting.

A boring failure.

was she trying for the hagged-out middle-aged barfly look?

she succeeded.

Well, it is a liitle interesting to get a glimpse inside LiLo's daily life:

grimy nasty cheap hotel rooms, unwashed bodies, ciggies, emotionless drug-fueled rumpypumpy from dudes she doesn't even know, and being so whacked out that she doesn't notice her *ss-flaps are hanging out.

A-list all the way.

Getting paid to spread your legs for a total stranger while another total stranger takes pictures pretty much makes you a whore, right?

"Over 40 children saved so far...... Within one day's work...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!"

Then. Please. Stay. There.

X17 THIS IS NOT NICE !FAKE FAKE F***
LINDS SHE THE BEST
AMAZING WOMEN
GOOD GIRL SHE ONLY WORK THIS IS JOB YOU KNOW SHOOT IN THE MAGAZINES

X 17 NOT UNDERSTAND ALL GOOSIP ITS A FAKE SHE LESBIAN WHY CRY LIKE A BABY B/C OF THIS ????!
LINDSAY LOVE WOMEN SO JUDGE OR WNAT SHE F*** UP WITH NASTY MANS IN HOLLY WOOD

YOUR ANGEL or ANGLE or whatever, all you have shown is that you are an incompetent, illiterate stalker of one of the most disgusting sub-human pieces of shit ever! What's your fucking problem? Are you off your medication? That must be it, either that or you're one of those free range psychos that hasn't been caught by a net yet!

"I gave head to 5 guys on the plane and now I am looking for Hindus to blow"

Hey X17. I cannot believe you guys didn't pick up on Lindsay's tweet to Cash Warren letting him know she's landed, presumably in India. I wonder what his wife Jessica would think, hmm...

LOL X17! This is the best! hahaha

Hey I just saw that dudes twigs and berries in Forgetting Sarah Marshall....no wonder Sleezaaa is a dyke!!!

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