Who Should Lindsay Date?!?

Date Death! OD! Get it over with! Self destruct just one more time, but make it count!

Too easy...Amy Winehouse of course

Like anyone but that RonMan hermaph is going to want to even touch this fugly ginge druggie!

HEY LOSERS...
you didn't know when they started,
and quess what, you will not know when they finish.

now go feed the kids you never wanted and blow the guy you really don't like.

ps... x17 is making a mint off you fools, check the number of comments.

pss... your comments mean nothing - except to you.

Lindsay has called me. She said her choice between Lez-babe and me.

LL should date my hat. It's a lube a dobe a do hawt.

OMG GUYS COME ON

SHE MUST STAY SINGLE! OF COURSE, FOCUS ON HER CAREER AND EVERYTHING.
AND WE ALL KNOW LINDSAY LOVES SAMANTHA RONSON, SO IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU THINK SHE CAN FIND ANOTHER PERSON THERE!

HAHA AND I LAUGH FOR THE CHOICES XD

MAYBE Lindsay should try celibacy for a change...she's no doubt a walking infestation skank. Anyone who'd "do her" would have to be riding on the "short bus". For someone so young, LiLo's been around the block numerous times...

Hohan's a worthless twat. I'd pay this shit site to fuuck with her. rotflolololololmfa!!!!!!!!!!

5.14 hahahahaha

like if someone could believe you. Who are you? xD hahahaha

Sean Penn he deserves STDS

Danny Bonaduce

Threesome LL, my lube a dobe a do hawt hat & Bonadouche.

Lindsey, come back and lick my clit peen! Lick it! LICK IT NOW!!!

Linds hook up with Redmond O'Neal. Discount drugs!!!!

SHE NEEDS TO STAY WITH HER DILDO

NO. Pick Tom Sizemore. He loves whores. Go with him.

OCTAMOM DEFFIANTLY
DIAN WOULD LOVE THAT TOO SHE COULD PIMP OUT ALL THOSE 14 KIDS
OCTAMOM
OCTOMOM
OCTAMOM
OCTAMOM

Lindsay needs to become a mom.

What a joke this bitch is.

WOWN LL DIDNT GET HER ATTETION TODAY AND SHE CALLED X17 TO PUT HER BACK ON HERE

GO EMUL AND LES-BABE
JAM THIS SHIT UP AGAIN
LMFAO

Ron Jeremy

AMY WINEHOUSE
ONES A CUTTER AND ONES A BUTT BURNER
BOTH SAY:

BLO BLO BLO WHEN IT COMES TO REHAB

Lindz is cool cuz she's not inhibited or scared by sexuality like most of the people who comment here who sound like they still live at home or are Christian conservatives or something.

JERRY SPRINGER OR ONE OF THE HILLBILLES ON THE SHOW WITH NO THEETH

Is this ugly bitch that dessperate for attention that she has to be out infront of the camras everyday? How is that impossible to do that? No wonder this skank is so mentally stupid and retarded.

Threesome LL, Bonadouche & Ron Jeremy. I'll be director & wear my lube a dobe a do hawt hat.

Gimme back MY HAWT HAT bitch!!!!!!

k lol

She should date my ass when i am about to squirt my brown wet shit on her

Smell my foot

Hey Lindsay I have a horse that would love to get a blow job from you
You interrested???

Dose lindsay come with left over toys from her and sam???
My dog could really use a ass fcuking

all of you guys are disgusting!!!

Joey Buttifucco

5:59 Cadillic will miss his favorite trick with LL
Peanut butter on the pussy

Midget man from steve o
they would make great porn togather

Lilo, Joey Buttifucco and Amy Fisher raw and uncut.

I like ponies!!!!

Hey Linds my grandpa wants to know do you like gum job on your pussy cause he is interested in you
heard you like older guys like your dad

lady gaga that'll be hot

Threesome LL, a dog & a midget

This ugly bitch belongs inside a mental hospital since shes always acting insane in the streets. Better yet, They need to lock this bitch up in jail and just have to jail prisioners beat the living crap out of her after she blamed other people about her druged up problems and shes the one that brought all this onto herself. Shes nothing but an attention seeking whore and trailer trash.

608 lol Call Animal Planet!!!

shit linds now grandma wants in too now that she found ot you like girls
sorry was trying to keep that from her

Since daddy smacked that shit I would like to see some lohan girl on girl shit
Lindsay daddy said it was ok to fcuk Ali

Def. Amy Winehouse.

Lindsay is like Britney - no decent person with at least half a brain wants anything to do with them. Too much baggage, too much insanity.

Kelly McGillis just came out. If Lilo dates her, she'll go back to guys.

Oh oh oh Linds hook up with Brit. She's a closet bi, brain damaged drug addict like you.

Carrot Top

FUUCKIN "A" CARROT TOP DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT ONE

Blond Lindsay + OJ Simpson

NOBODY.

Oh MY GAWD

Grow up, go to school, get a real job, do your photo whoring on the side. You might just earn EARN some respect. But that is a foreign term, I know.
Hey, the shortcuts have gotten you
THIS far.
Why quit?

dumb girl

DINA IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR QUICK MONEY THINK SHE WOULD DO GIRL ON MOM WITH LINDSAY THEY ARE REALLY TIGHT RIGHT??

If lindsay married mobey dick what would her name be??
Lindsay dick!!!

heheh keep it in the family

6:51 that is sooo funny i cant stop laughing i even forgot what i was gonna say

6:51 OMG you cracked me up!!!!to funny

6:51 omg you should of used caps on that one
way to funny

Lindsay asked me to go out with her

6:51 YOU are soo funny that made my nite f**k blo-han this shit is better

Lobster, tuna, tartar sauce? I’ve got to get out of the business quick.

Thank you for the herpes Lindsay

I made it to the final cut but Lindsay picked Lez-babe

Lindsay invited me to the premier of Labor Pains and then I found out it was going straight to tv

get some more info brit brit bodyguard the bold 1 think his name is edan love lindsay

I made it to the final gash. Sandpaper, duct tape, bondo, mannequin paint, it's fixable.

Lindsay promised to be gentle with me

hehehe girl on girl action

6:51 Thank you for the lohan laugh
that was GREAT Im still lmfo
you Lonhan basher keep up the good work!!
We The People LOVE to take the " Saknk down"

Lez promised to be gentle

Kim Kardashiain..they can take turns calling the Paparazzi and have deep conversations about their "careers"

She needs to be single for a while, focus on her life and career, then be with the person GOD blesses her to be with...

TO LEZBABE AND EMUL
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK YOU HAVE DONE. I HAVE LAUGHED MY ASS OFF TO YOU.
YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!!!!
YOU ARE BRILIANT!!!
YOUR SHIT ROCKS!!!!
THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS TO YOU
I WILL SUPPORT YOU 100%
SEE YA TOMORROW CAUSE WE ALL KNOW LINDSAY WILL WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW SHE IS AT Sam's house and is watching her favorite love lick me cadillic

Cadillic is trying to get a restraing order on lindsay too
He is sooo afraid that lindsay will smash a window while mommmy is away
what will poor cadillic do???
Run cad Run!!!!
Mommy ran to chacigo to get away from crazy nut bag you can to cadilic

Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman

Who, in their right mind would have her? Why would anyone want to get mixed up with the Lohans? Seriously, think about it. I'm sure glad X17 is enjoying tearing the girl apart. You know what the responses are going to be when you run something on her. And here I thought you were possibly getting payed to cover her.

CADILLIC WE JUST CALLED MOMMY THE COPS WILL BE THERE ANY SECOND
MOMMY IS SO SORRY SHE REALLY FELT FOR LL SHIT AGAIN
CADILLIC WHEN THEY COME DROP KICK LINDSAY AND
RUN BABY RUN!!!!!
MOMMY IS SO SORRY CAD I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU

Why would anyone want to be with her?? She's a wreck.

"LAUGHING AT THE LOHANS"

ANOTHER LOHAN STUNT GONE BAD!!!!

LOHANS NEED TO GET THERE SHIT TOGATHER!!!
HA HA HA HA WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU!!!

LOHANS TAKE IT FROM US THE PEOPLE WE 100% HATE YOU!!!!!!!

Are you serious right now!? This is the "story" ? The "headline"? All this girl is dealing with right now, you...X17...do this?
Damn
Yall aint cool at all.
xoxo

i JUST FOUND A BIG NASTY DOO DOO IN MY TOILET AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS LINDSAY
I WANNA FLASH IT BUT ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HOW MUCH DINA CAN USE THE MONEY IF WE SELLED IT ON EBAY!
DINA WHAT SHOULD I DO????

Rosie O'Donnell.

Critics say Labor Pains is the best film since Citizen Kane

seems as if X17 might have a stake in posting anything lindsay lohan.....ya think? $$$$$$$$$$
never see britney here anymore or paris.......
so LIHO is winning the 'keep the skank in the news" contest by a shaved pussy
the problem with linday is that she thinks her shit on sam's nose doesn't stink

Tranny Alexis Arquette

Andrew Dice Clay

Bai Ling & Bjork sandwich

Lilo and Verne Mini Me Troyer doing a reality sex show in Tijuana.

if anyone will date her, they will inherit the "jinx" on her! so my advise to these people: IF YOU LOVE YOUR CAREER OR YOUR LIFE, STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!

Andy Dick or Pauley Shore

I vote for the Energizer Bunny. He’ll power up her other Rabbit, keep her off the streets and out of trouble.

Too bad Sam Kinison's gone 24 hrs of him screaming in her face she'd be peeing down her leg.

HOW MUCH MONEY DOES LINDDAY PAY YOU TO KEEP POSTING ABOUT HER?!
WHO CARES WHO SHE DECIDES TO GIVE HER STD'S TO NEXT?

i hate all you f!ckers
i swear on my grave
i wouldnt let this shit go
i'd come out
arms swinging
f*ckin irish

lololololol call a waaaaaambulance!!!

Blog beat down 1-1-1-0-0-0-0 Put em up 1-1-1 Put em up 0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1 hehehehe

you think so you gutter fag
come get some.
muahaha
im up for it whenever you are.

you think so you gutter fag
come get some.
muahaha
im up for it whenever you are.

Poor lil Lilo got a defective bible Hers says Adam & Eve and her lesbian lover

Lindsay and the two Coreys from the 80's.

Prince Von Ahole and Princess Lesbo

Losers should date losers but considering none on your list would date her, she really needs to be alone for a LONG time! LOL!

sam of cource, linds could learn a lot from sam

Lindsay is crazy maybe she should stop dating altogether and just pleasure herself.

SAMANTHA

of cours she'll back only with Sam....understand finnaly that Lindsay Loves only Sam....if she don't love sam than she didn't tell on Ellen's show that she cares about Sam and she loves her!!! GOD BLESS THEM!!

1:21 you are right! it's a genuin fact they will back together suth to say i don't care about this two and don't love nor Lindsay nor Sam but i love to say the truth! whatsoever i wish them all the best and Lindsay Loves Sam it's a fact look at her when she is with Sam her eyes are shining like a star and Sam is very calmy they love each other!!!!God Bless

I dont know who is emul and heidi but they are really positive persons!!God bless Sam and Lindsay !!

PEOPLE THE REAL EMUL IS 1:21 Look at her post and look the other posts wrotten by other Emul they are NOY the real Emul the real EMUL write only good things and don't use the words like !!!anal warts bitch slut shi is very good person!!!

PEOPLE THE REAL EMUL IS 1:21 Look at her post and look the other posts wrotten by other Emul they are NOY the real Emul the real EMUL write only good things and don't use the words like !!!anal warts bitch slut she is very good person!!!

who are you Kamilien???? and wher are you from i don't know who are you???i think that you are not american couz you have many mistakes!! Who are you ?? and thank you very much for your compliments...thank you thank you thank you honey!

where are you from Kamilien??

I'm from Franc and i read your posts and i understand that you are very good person and you write only good thinks about Lindsay and sam EMUL i wish you all the best i wish you to find your love and find your karma!!! God bless you dear and sorry for my mistakes....Mexsi!

WoW YoU ArE FrOm FRANC!!!!!!!!!!!!!pexdon madmuazel!ju me pax!!

How many languages do you speak dear EMUL????

3 !!! MY ENGLISH,armenian, Russian,...

ENGLISH-I LOVE YOU PEOPLE
ARMENIAN-ES CEZ SIRUM EM MARDIK
RUSSIAN-YA LUBLU VAS LUDI

wow perfect!

Lindsay and her sister need to get their education completed, grow up and learn a sensible trade.. Acting, modelling and singing are not their talents.

Yes.. they are moochers, immoral idiots and untalented loons looking for anyone stupid to pay their way thru life while they abuse their bodies and pretend to think they have bankable entertainment talents.

Anal warts are no laughing matter

She should date Samantha Ronson...in fact she should marry Samantha Ronson!!!

No one. She should spend time with herself and heal.

Porky Pig has my vote!!!

I think she should date my ass with her face

Since Lindsay is a jackass how about a donkey!!!

LL is really stupid so I would have to say Goofy
there both dumb!!

Excuase me Lindsay thats my dog!!

take my husband please please please

Brits ex manager Sam Luftin
he wont have to drug her..

Dina
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WHO SHOULD SHE DATE??

ISNT SHE DATING ONE OF THE X17 PAPS??

She picked Gary Coleman

how about a Lab Rat???

Maybe Rihanna? That would be a beatiful couple!

But I think Lindsay really needs a break first. Stop chasing her X17!

a girl def...
maybe lily allen?

Dose lindz still know how to suck cock??
Cause if munching the carpet is all she knows than i would have to say Amy Winehouse

WHO IS LINDSAY LOHAN???

I see Adder-han with Courtney Love. 2 peas in a pod.

EMUL, My love!!! You were so HAWT last nite. No one loves me like you do!!!! The most amazing nite of my life!! Kisses!!!
btw, why is there a dog in my bed?

JUICY AZZ ROCKS

I WONDER HOW DINA'S HERION ADDICTED-CHILD MOLESTR-DRUNKARD BROTHERS ARE??

Can someone please tell me Who this Lindsday Lohan is???? And why is she on here????

Date David Spade, he's an asshole.

He may be an asshole and so is she, but he doesn't deserve the likes of her.

how come if you smash a ant in the fuckin head it wont die??

MAYBE IT'S THE BLACK GUY'S FAULT SHE CANNOT GET A DATE.

WHAT IS A DUCK'S FAVORITE SNACK?

You know why ? Because you have a shitty arse, that's why. Hahaha.

CWACKERS, THAT'S WHAT

who is this Lindsay Lohan???

Whoa!!! speaking of ass & ants ... I smell like ass and it is a good remedy for picnic ants. I'm just sayin. dayum!

SAMANTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this Lindsay chick famous or something???
who is she???

GOOGLE trainwreck/former child star and you'll see who Blohan is... you'll find her in between Corey Feldman & Dana Plato

7:00 Thanks ur the best!!

Lindsay should kiss a frog and see what happens

I smashed that ants head 3 fcukin times and it wont die,should I keep it??

Lindsay could date anyone she wants.
Lindsay's pet dog should date the losers and their mothers.
Lindsay will end up living in a mansion
with a harem of 1000 handsome men.

7:17 Good Morning Lohans
can my ant live in the manison too

Dose anyone know were Old Mill Road is??

Yeah, just follow the red lights.

She should date Charlie Sheen. He likes whores.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lindsay
Lindsay who??
That's what we say.......

I finally killed that fcukin ant!!!!
Very sad it wount be living in Lindsays manison though :(

stay single and f- someone now and then to pay the bills - someone like Ben Holz, a cool guy that pays well

Is the Lohan theme song
DREAM ON

I still can't believe she picked Gary Coleman over me.

SAMANTHA FTW

She should def go with a girl. Once you've been with a woman it's really hard to be satisfied by a man. Men just don't cut it in the sack. Unless you're a social climber like Ann Heche. She fu*cked Steve Martin, then Ellen, then.... yeah you get it. Whatever it took to get work. Talk about sleeping your way to the top. She sucks shit off the sidewalk. And she's ugly too.

Jim Nabors

Lez. I tried the tarter sauce on my yeast infection. It was a nice Touch but did not work.

EMUL

Hmmmm. Sorry to hear that, dude. Have you tried Tabasco? It may not work either but it will certainly create a distraction. Keep me posted. Together we can find a cure.

Old Mill Rd is in PA.

She should move to Utah, become a Mormon and marry an old geezer with 6 wives. She’ll get to ride the priest holder's scepter once a week. The other nights she and the twisted sister wives can have carpet munching parties. She’ll totally blend.

There can't be many people in Hollyood male or female who haven't had the pleasure of Lindsay's diseased firecrotch. So I vote she stays single. Only she won't coz she is a clingy, neurotic attention whore.

Well a hottie like Linds should date the hottest person, if she wants a girl she should date Megan Fox FOR SURE, and if she wants a boy she should date the hottesr gardener ever!