With A Little Help From Lindsay's Mom

Pls stop with the big lips Linds! It's not a good look.

Dinas looking sorry ass these days and LiLo is a fcuking joke the way she dresses and looks
JUST ANOTHER DAY OF LAUGHING AT THE LOHANS!!

Put a bra on your saggy gross tits!!
Monster Mother sure is a good Mummy walking around NYC with your daughter letting it all hang out.
TMZ is right she is the worst mother EVER!!!

What's up with the Predator face and you can see her hanging lips under her skirt. She looks like a tramp, oh yeah, she is a nasty one.

BLEACHED.BLONDE.BIMBOS.

I found a great place ____ W E A L T H Y S O C I A L . C O M ____. The best club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.——____——

All the Lohans seem like such unlikable, ungenerous, uncreative, ungracious people.

What's the matter Bloho? Find out you've been left off another guest list??

You are such a joke in this city.

I THINK ITS SO FUNNY WHEN THESE GIRLS GET THEIR LIPS INFALTED. ALL THEY DO IS MAKE OOOHS AND AAHH WITH THEIR MOUTH AS IF THEY CANT FEEL THEIR LIPS.

Will we all find out next week that her belongings in storage have been ransacked?

She is so utterly unattractive and unhip.

Go back to Hollyweird.

What have we done to deserve her?

We don't respect people who don't work (but hey, shop it up DumHo, we love the sales tax $$$$$.)

5:38 LMFAO good comment
Sorry Lohans if they just blew your lies for next week

I didn't know Dina had a twin sister. What's her name?

They both need to EAT a BIG MAC.. Anorexia is OUT!

Love how all the fantards (who Bloho always disses) are creaming in their pants over the lame Ungaro press release.

THIS all Bloho has to show for the last year???

And let us all not forget all the huge hoopala regarding Bloho's "big return to the silver screen" in Machete.

She was laughed off the set after half a day.

OMG DINA LOHAN JUST TRASHED NICOLE RICHIE ON HER TWITTER !!!!!
AND IT LOOKS LIKE MUMMY DEARSEST IS WASTED!!!

The headband hides both her horrible hair line and those two huge wrinkles she has across her forehead.

MIKE LOHAN YOU PUSSY ..CONVICT LOOSER LMFAO..HA HA ABOUT ERIN..LOL MY ASS OFF..SHE REALISED WHAT A ASSHOLE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER ARE..NOW FESS UP TO YOUR HOOKER CHILD ,,YOU HAD WHILE CHEATING ON YOUR FAMILY WHO ALL HATE YOU NOW,,LINDSAY ALI CODY O YEA AND THE SON MICHAEL YOU FORGET TO EVER MENTION ..HATE YOUR CONVICT ASS.....

TMZ is up to 83,350 votes that Dina is the worst Mother EVER safe to say the 11% of yes is Monster Mother
LMFAO "PRICELESS" KARMA BITCH!!!!
burn in hell for what you have done to your kids!!
Hope CPS see this

6:14 is no other than Monster Mother LMFAO go read her twitter she is completely out of her mind...
Looks like the Lohans are in for a ruff night tonight,,
"Loves It"!!!!

TMZ update 83,672 votes say Monster Mother From Merrick is the worst EVER!!!
You have to read the comments about her on TMZ SO TRUE!!!

i blame the mother.

GET OUT OF HOLLYWOOD. NO ONE LIKES YOU.

7:16 GET THE FCUK OUT OF NY WE HATE YOU TOO...

After a nuclear war there would still be cockroaches, rats and Lohans running around

After a nuclear war there would still be cockroaches, rats and Lohans running around

within 10 mins. TMZ vote went up to 85,437 voters think Dina Lohan aka Monster Mother From Merrick is "THE WORST MOTHER EVER"!!!!

within 10 mins. TMZ vote went up to 85,437 voters think Dina Lohan aka Monster Mother From Merrick is "THE WORST MOTHER EVER"!!!!

oh, they really look fun to shop with. Bet they are fun customers. Does it ever stop? The airport picture was bad enough!!!! Oh, Yeah!!!! Dina is the worse mom of the year, once again

stop giving the bitch and her family any attention. Just let them fade out, please. There are more interesting things to post. Let me know when she kills herself in one way or another.

6:09 I agree Dina Lohan has NO right to say anything about Nicole Richies newborn. That was so low class.. But thats the Lohans for you, it saddens me that a mother (even though she is shit has shit for brains) would even think of commenting on her twitter about someone elses newborn, the joy of a new life , the joy of a new arrival to a family.Dina Lohan would stoop so low as to say what Dina Lohan said on her twitter about Nicole Richie and she dosent even know her she is just Jealous of Samanthas friendship with her and Joel
Just proves the Lohans are WHITE TRASH!!!!
Case Closed!!!!
Lohans you make THE WORLD SICK!!! GO THE F AWAY GROSS DISGUSTING PEOPLE YOU ARE

Leave it to the dumb-ass LOWhans to jump on a sinking ship..the ceo of that company is basically saying straight out
that he's using the nitwit for publicity
-good or bad,cause that company ain't doing so well,and needs any kind of attention.
Since she'll jump at anything...just want to let her know martin scorsese has a great role for her,she'll just have to meet him on a ship called the Titanic.

D D What did Dina say about Nicole's baby?

What did she say about Nic and her a baby boy?

she's a hottie and looks soooo cute in these pics !

The on the pay-roll Lying Lohans given
people something else to laugh at them about.
Have they heard Dior hired Courtney Love to run their house...
What a ridiculous pathetic bunch of Jerry Springer rejects they are.

Me too. What did Dina say about Nicole's baby???

--- CUTIE --- LOVE her outfit !

Go to Dina Lohans twitter she is a low life piece of shit!!!!!!
She is jealous that Samantha is happy for her friends having a baby.

She's a bag lady with blowfish lips.

WHAT DID HER MOM SAY ABOUT NICOLE'S BABY??? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE TELL//

she looks adorable these days and she has great sense of fashion.

You all might want to let Ungaro know what you think of their LL announcement

You stupid people, it has already been determined that Dina Lohan does not have a Twitter account.

is TMZ sure she should be named worst mother ever..after seeing the picture of
"her" sitting down and smoking,i'am convinced that's really a man,seen truck drivers with less manly hands.
oh well..congratulations to whatever "it" is, on winning Worst Mother
Ever....AGAIN!

You all might want to let Ungaro know what you think of their LL announcement

Lilo has great sense of style. Good pix.

....and why are students going to fashion schools and busting their behinds to get degrees and work with out sleep for days...just so these non professional, drug addicts, socially incapable people can be hired as designers or creative directors?!! this is truly beyond me. , should really re-think this phenomena and hire someone with taste and experience under their belts. this shows the house of Ungaro is really headed for downfall all together and hiring someone who just looks pretty and have a stylist to dress her. PAHLEEZZZZZZZ!! wake up!

TMZ has a video

8:23 YES SHE DOSE AND DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT SOMEONE HACKED INTO HER ACCT, THAT SHIT DOSE NOT FLY ANY MORE WITH YOU LOHANS IF YOU GO ON TWITTER AND FIND SOMEONE PUT DINA LOHANS NAME IN ITS HER OICTURE AND ITS HER ACCT, SHE TALKS ABOUT HER THROW UP TELL ALL MOM PARENTING BOOK SHE IS WRITTING HER LINDSAY SHIT THE LOHANS CAN NOT BACK OUT OF THIS ONE CAUSE SAMANTHA AND THE RICHIES ARE ALREADY FIGHTING BACK!!!
DINA LOHAN HAS A TWITTER ACCT DO NOT BELIEVE THE LOHAN LIES!!!

Love the way Lindsay dresses / so cooool
she looks HOT, as ever.

her hair looks beautiful.
she's unique !

"You all might want to let Ungaro know what you think of their LL announcement"----Oh I will be sure to let them know that she has her pulse on fashion--from about 6 years ago.

numerous roles being offered,directing,
production company,playboy offer,reality
shows...all add up to a bunch of lies
from some very insecure desperate people.
now this...a made up title working for a fading company,something else that's gonna add up to nothing.

they look stoned on pills......can't smell it, makes you drunk, doctor prescribed for some "issue"....so it's not breaking sobriety.......yeah right....
the way the photos show up it looks like lindsay is acting like the little has been movie star bitch and the proud stage mom is letting people the honor

they look stoned on pills......can't smell it, makes you drunk, doctor prescribed for some "issue"....so it's not breaking sobriety.......yeah right....
the way the photos show up it looks like lindsay is acting like the little has been movie star bitch and the proud stage mom is letting people the honor

8:23 YES LETS PASS THE WORD AND SEND TONS OF EMAILS TO UNGARO HOW THEY HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ON HIRING LINDSAY AND THAT SHE HAS NO FASHION BUT A TWO BIT WHORE AND SHE IS "NO" ROLE MODEL FOR ANYONE!!!! ALL THE GOSSIP SITES HAVE PROOF TO BACK US UP!!

LINDSAY IS NOTHING BUT A LAUGHING STOCK TO EVER TABLOIT OUT THERE

I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS SEND THE EMAIL JUST LIKE THEY DID ON THE VOTE OF TMZ'S WORST MOTHER OF THE YEAR
LAST TIME I CHECKED IT WAS UP TO 86,101 AND THE LOHANS THINK SHE HAS A FAN BASE
"NOT:!!!!!!

O ok I officially hate the Lohans now if Dina trashed Nicole and the baby.

I have read comments here that you can
tell,it's white oprah,bashing nicole richie,samantha's family..even samantha
herself,she's so stupid,you can always tell when it's her.i love how she believes she can afford to talk,like she's some upstanding person.
talk about not being able to see yourself clearly.

EVERYONE EMAIL UNGARO AND LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT SKANKY TUNA TWAT LYING SKANK LOHAN !! AND HER GHETTO WHITE TRASH FAMILY THAT TRAILS BEHIND HER WAITING FOR A MONEY HUNGRY CHECK!!!

8:45 you saw it with your own eyes and read what Dina said ..Thank You I as a mother too also hate her too
this is a newborn and if Nicole and Joel want to name there baby whatever thats there bussiness and there bussiness ONLY not for low life Dina Lohan to comment on it shit my hubby named my son Vincent I didnt want it but he wanted to name his son after his dad that passed 3 yrs before I gave birth
Its called REACEPT!!!!
The Lohans have no clue when it comes to this word NONE whats O ever!!

8:29 Wait a minute. Lindsay has a stylist? And they’re alive? My god, I’m amazed the restless villagers didn’t track her stylist down brandishing pitchforks and waving torches. It’s a miracle! ;)

Look at the picture of these two,any surprise why most people despise them!?!
Notice the arrogance..tell me they don't look like two of the biggest b*tches on the plant.
That nastiness has played a role in her downfall,more than any of her other problems...and is the reason why people do not root for her to be successful again.just the opposite.
talk about mean girls...

Don't you mean...Mean Skanks !
What a Look..Plastic Faces and Doll Hair on Skeletons!

THE LOHNANS SUCK AND ANYONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND THAT BELIEVES THERE SHIT IS JUST AS LOW AND AS SICK AS THEY ARE!!!

Plastic Faces and Doll Hair on Skeletons!

That line gave me a chill!

Very Stephen King!

Is it just me or is that Dina trying to hide a 3 foot double sided dildo behind Lindsay?

Lindsay, back to Long Island!

Shouldn't both of them be trying to get Ali into some nightclub right about now?

I hope the people at Ungaro hide the valuable stuff when Lohan shows up for work.

Nice pics of the two self entitled skanks of the century barking out some sort of nastiness at someone. And guess what Hohan, there's no amount of plastic surgery you could ever do to reverse what a leathery hag your whole family has become! The scarf ain't getting it either! Plus, she can't steal the services of plastic surgeons, so she's screwed again there!

Uh oh...already trouble at Ungaro.

They announced the chief designer of a new collection, Estrella Archs, and that Bloho will be her, shudder, "artistic advisor".

Now Bloho has already told WWW that she "kind of oversees everything [Archs] does".

Yeah, we are sure this classy Spanish designer is thrilled to have a meth-head,stinky, coarse-mouthed 23 year-old American brat overseeing everything she does.

She has our deepest sympathy.

Maybe she can get a job at XIV Karats?

Oooops, never mind.....

In that first picture she looks like she's saying "dont you know who i'am"

:07-2, exactly what I was thinking! A nasty micro-portrait of her inner self.

no other proof is needed to prove how much her "mother" doesn't have a life,or her own identity,
she takes living vicariously through her
daughter to new heights,even tries to dress like her.
sigmund freud couldn't help this family.

Hey, at least they finally all look about the same age now. They can shop (steal) for all the kneepads and spooge bibs they'll need for interviews and pap blowage!

EVERYONE EMAIL UNGARO AND LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT SKANKY TUNA TWAT LYING SKANK LOHAN !!

So at Ungaro I'm guessing we'll see a lot of leggings with hidden pockets for your stash, shorty dresses that make it easier to flash your meat box to the paparazzi and pieces made from "recycled materials" (aka sh*t LiLo stole).

And you know Ungaro only hired her ass because they wanted an in-house dealer. I can't hate them for that.

The top picture you posted above should be the official poster for Bipolar Disease.

This poor girl has lost her mind. Sad.

Oh yeah, that outfit totally qualifies her to be an adviser to a fashion house as far as I am concerned!

I wonder why she didn't hold out for Dior?

another day of lindsay being giving and charitable...to herself!

the father saying she's charitable,the mother saying she gives her time and money to cancer research...i mean,who do they think is buying that crap.
you'd be hard pressed to find someone more selfish and self-absorbed than than this girl.

Ungaro must be hard up for some publicity; it’s not like it is in the ranks of Prada, Chanel or Dior. Did this twat even graduate from high school?

She has no training as a designer and no style whatsoever. HaggardHan is obviously not spending money on clothing; it looks like she’s wearing clearance rack items from Deb or Fashion Bug.

Haute couture....NOT!

Does anyone remember the ending of "Pret A Porter" when the designer's great runway creation was all the models walking nude (as in the emperor has no clothes)? Remember how the Kim Basinger fashion reporter character stormed out in a rage after seeing this, declaring fashion is a sham?

Well folks, this is our Kim Basinger moment. Ungaro has crossed a line not even Big Lots and Hot Topic would. Why doesn't he just host his next show under a highway bridge? He'd find classier and fresher-faced spokespeople there than this one.

Saggy tits, poly blend weave and that god-awful trend of making an ironic statement about tourista-goth black knee socks. Go Ungaro.

Plus, her and her mother: skanky swizel sticks.

Ungaro has a bigger problem than clientele that averages 60 years old.

They need to clean house of everyone who thought hiring a strung-out twitch like Lindsay to do anything but empty trashcans for sofa change was a good idea.

People are laughing so hard that this sh*t made The New York Times.

I love that the idiot actually thinks Lohan will be beneficial for Ungaro.

This isn't 2002, no one is looking at Lohan and thinking, "I want what she's wearing."

I don't who the idiots are who are buying her leggings line, but they're obviously sheep who know nothing about fashion. Move the brand to LA because those are the only people foolish enough to buy something that's endorsed by a celeb (obviously those are also the same "fashionistas" buying her leggings at places like Kitson *eye roll*).

"The Fall of The House of Ungaro" starring Lindsay Lohan.

Ungaro was recently bought by some Middle East company and they're hooking up with Avon to launch a perfume. Really says it all.

Sorry Emanuel Ungaro, they killed your House.

Sorry 11:05, but I beg to strongly differ with this-
"This isn't 2002, no one is looking at Lohan and thinking, "I want what she's wearing." "

Hookers would wear that sort of thing!
Otherwise, yes! I completely agree!

Movie career - failure
Music career - failure
TV career - failure
Fashion career - failure

Hooking up with Ungaro: priceless failure

by the way, her tats read:

"Stars; we deserve the right to twinkle" which is a quasi MM quote: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

The other one is also MM but a real quote: "I restore myself when I'm alone" but it really should say: "I do massive amounts of blow and twitter when I'm alone" for accuracy's sake...

WTF?

They give this job to a girl who never wears clothes that fit her right, let alone look good? A girl whose last bikini shot was in a suit from Walmart? A girl who's fave fashion choices are ripped jeans, plaid and a hoodie? What?

For some bizarre reason the Gods really want this little wasted ragamuffin to succeed--- she gets so many chances to make something of herself only to blow every single one of them.

It's comical.

Poor thing, she just looks horrible.

This main photo made me think of Faye Dunaway playing Joan Crawford on her deathbed, same old addict look. I think even Britney Spears looks much better, so sad.

I thought this was the Joker without the white make-up, then I realized it was Lindsay.

F*ck, she looks beat.

So this "White Oprah" person is the daughter of the older blond lady with the headband?

The very first piece of the Lindsay Lohan-inspired collection will be a disheveled-looking wrinkly tan leather bag with orange sprinkles and an embroided 'shhhh....!'.

Are those trouser sox or knee-highs she's wearing?

Either way, she looks absolutely f*cking ridiculous.

Wretched.

Poor thing still thinks she has a "career".

Dina commenting on Joel and Nicole's parenting is absolutely crazy.
What a dumbass bitch!

Check out lindz twitter she has lost her ever lovin mind

Before dissing Joel and Nicole she also disses Korean women - going off about Korean manicurists. Stupid racists bitch thinks she is better than anyone else when she managed to raise a useless drug addicted whore of a daughter.

The Lindsay fans always point her music,movies,TV appearances,modeling,
businesses,endorsements,etc.
The Lindsay haters never offer any proof for their jealousy.
They can only use dirty language and name-calling and
then they call other people losers. I wonder why.

omg Dina is delusional - she is actually writing a parenting book and says Labor Pains was a successful movie.

God I'm laughing so hard I spilled coffee all over my keyboard. Both mother and daughter are certifiable for sure!

Dina and Lyndsay were partying pretty hard last night. Doin lines in the bathroom and sharing some adderall. What a nice family they are!!!!!

There's good reason why THE GOOD BOOK describes ENVY as one of the 7 deadly sins- the comments above demonstrate that.

Why are u folks so worked up that a major fashion house in the fashion capital of the world does not share your unfounded view of LILO? Is it that they dont have the right to their opinion and to act on it as they see fit? Isnt it their money? Besides ,you dont have to buy their clothes (not that any of u can afford to, I'm guessing).

So Boo Hoo to u losers!! Goooo Linds!!!!

Bad taste Dina. No wonder almost 100,000 people think you are a bad mother.
I am mad that I even commented on her she is so irrelavant.

I laughed to hard about their "haute couture" that I peed myself.

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL !!!!

Based on me reading Dina's twitter. I can see her comments and the number of them on here daily.

Ungaro has been struggling as a brand for the last few years. And this attempt to bring attention by Lindsays "Noise" is their last attempt at staying alive. They won't be in business after Lindsay is involved and will be laughed at just like LL

If someone was at the store when the pic of Blohan and her mother was taken, PLEASE tell us what she was saying!!!!

The seven deadly sins never appeared in the Bible if that is "the good book" you are referring to. DOUCHTARD!

i am sure lohan will come by here as an anonymous and congratulate herself and call us losers but
now her mother has new lips as well and looks younger than her daughter ? ali looks like th emother, though not in the pic .they look like a messed up family of coke addicts .

Bloho (ever-the articulate-one), on her new "role" at Ungaro:

I will "kind of oversee everything [Archs, the designer] does".

Let us be the first to offer our condolences to Archs.

i am sure lohan will come by here as an anonymous and congratulate herself and call us losers but
now her mother has new lips as well and looks younger than her daughter ? ali looks like th emother, though not in the pic .they look like a messed up family of coke addicts .

wish her success and secondly wish she dump sam ronson

i am sure lohan will come by here as an anonymous and congratulate herself and call us losers but
now her mother has new lips as well and looks younger than her daughter ? ali looks like th emother, though not in the pic .they look like a messed up family of coke addicts .

gotta love it...monster mother,in her cave,her pea-brain rattling like the snake she is.
the truth is a lohan's enemy!

so much ammo given by these pathetic degenerates lately..to bash them with.
even with the latest 'crack tweets',the lying lohan gang will still be saying how great she's doing.
completely out of touch with reality.
they should have their own wing at a mental hospital...telling the easter bunny and the tooth fairy,how "jealous"
they are of the lohans.

Moufarrige (of Ungaro) is said to be relishing the prospect of ’bringing a lightning bolt of attention - good, bad or otherwise - to a French brand that has severely lacked it, as it endured a revolving door of lacklustre designers and collections.’

Yeah, well the "otherwise" is known as desperate, pathetic and just plain unhip.

Imagine wanting that freckled, smelly meth-head taking a bow on your runway. The models must be laughing at her already.

Come on X17 put up the cracktweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am hoping to substanistin with my self out.

lmao good one 8:24

The French papers today are HOWLING with laughter and ridicule at Ungaro/Bloho.

And the press who will cover her here in Paris are NOT paps who will say "Oh, Leeensy, you look sooo beautiful"....they will savage her orange,lined greasy face and balding head.

It'll be fun to watch!

So the head band is on because she got botox on her wrinkly forehead???
Yes or NO?

7:40am...Shouldn't have only won the 'Worst Mother Ever'..but also the Most Stupid.
She writes that the "haters" never offer any proof for their "jealousy",
uhm...that's because nobody is jealous of the unstable attention whore,moron.

And a neglectful,child exploiter..voted 'Worst Mother Ever' is a LOSER!

IF YOU LOVE HER HAIR YOU CAN BUY IT IN THE STORE LIKE SHE DID.

WANNA SEE A LOHAN MELT..TELL THEM THE TRUTH!

8:14 - I have a feeling that the DJ has already dumped this nasty loser, not the other way around. She is so gross, a thief, a no talent hack it is funny. Her career is totally over - time to go back home skank.

8:29--I live Paris too and everyone I have talked to about this are saying "You MUST be kidding...SHE is what Ungaro came up with?????"

(and be noted, this is NOT a major story here--it is in the papers, but in the celebrity, NOT, fashion pages.)

It would be hard to find somebody more gross,unsexy, unglamorous and just plain unappealing than Lilo.

(Intersting if you read the whole WWW story that the Ungaro idiot at least has the sense to say Lilo WILL NOT be a print model for the line and will NOT be in advertising shots save for the initial pics (which were lame) that appeared with the announcement yesterdy.

She uses her Trainwreck behavior to keep herself in the gossip headlines..
So she needs to man-up and not delete the latest 'crack tweets',as they are pure gold.
Bat sh*t crazy.
Is it any wonder people turn away from her in droves...think not.

check twitter:

While some of you are still sleeping and the rest of us are trying to wake the hell up by pinching our nipples and snorting coffee beans whole, Blohan is Tweeting. Or should I say she's freebase Tweeting.
Whenever celebwhores fight Twitter, I feel like it's taking us all back to the cafeteria. This sh*t is just like junior high.

Well, if we all went to junior high school in a crackhouse.

It seems that Blohan's crotch is burning up for a different reason this morning. I'm not completely fluent in Crackanese just yet, so I'm not sure what the hell she's trying to say.

Check it out (dlisted comments as usual, are SUPERB)

Check out Huffington Post on this story too, as Sam has already removed most of Bloho's strung-out ravings.

"Lindsay Lohan has slammed Samantha Ronson's "cheats" and claimed the DJ called her "gross."

At some point between 1:30 Wednesday afternoon and 7:30 am on Thursday Lohan went from tweeting well wishes to her on-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson to attacking her "cheats, errors" and claiming that "you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gross"

those tweets were made at 8:00am,if she's on the east coast.
hmm..wonder what's keeping her awake at that hour...

Good move Ungaro--the excietment of you giving her something to do other than shop and smoke and club has led to a complete, public unraveling (AGAIN) of Bloho on twitter.

She must have very little self-respect.

It's pathetic enough that her vile "parents" post on here to begin with..but their denying of the obvious and lying,is sickening.

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson's
parents actually have something that they do with their lives,other then posting lame comments.
And their daughters really are A-List Stars,with thriving careers.

Plus at dlisted (and others) pics of her lookin'wasted in NYC last night before her twitter meltdown.

(Always a bad sign when she starts pulling her hair back to expose even more balding hairline and sticks grimy man-hand fingers into her mouth.)

Dina should buy Lindsay a real doll, dump an ashtray on it and spray it with Jack Daniels, and Lindsay would never know the difference.

(from dlisted--comments are just SOOO good!!!)

Just read the tweets---It looks like they put a monkey in front of a keyboard and just let them peck away until they got something that makes some sense. Girl must have been in a blackout or she is illiterate.

I have laughed my ao at the dlisted comments. so right 9:14a

LOL! That's great. I started following her Twitter after some DListed ho mentioned the weird way she tweets Ronson (it IS weird - she writes in Klingon).

I hope Ronson did say 2 her family that Lindsay is gross. They needed to air that sh*t out, fersure.

3rd night in NYC and still no invites to private parties Bloho?

Have to dine out with Dina, again, even on the BIG day announcing Ungaro gave you something to do other than shop and smoke and club.

You are such a laugh, but hey, thanks for the entertainment value (and sorry for you that you can't manage to bring it to the big screen.)

9:30, now 4th day, we will start to see her pouffy guys in tow to give the illusion that she's surrounded by a hip crowd of friends...NOT.

NYC fashionistas are shrieking with laughter at Ungaro announcement. Ungaro is considered a C-rate fashion house and BloHo is a Z-list celebutard, so together that makes them......?????

Get her into rehab Dina, STAT!