www.youtube.com/katy7777

who becarin bout dis i don dink dat ethier of da parentz give a shizzat bout sere fugly azz ho outta control druggie daughta ya hur yo? dis skank aint gettin betta hope she be gettin locked up!

look at his mesh shirt. lol

I totally think he is right

Just by looking at her Dad's see-through shirt you know why Lindsay is so fucked up!!

nice shirt dick

yuck her father need rehab also he look nasty . what a crazy family , the father look like street man and he mother think she still teenager

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS X17!! MICHAEL RELEASED THIS STATEMENT WHEN HE GOT OUT OF JAIL!! THIS IS OLD YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

when you really consider her two fucked up parents, only then do i kind of feel bad for lindsay. she was doomed from the start because her parents are major fuck-ups. but, at 20, she should be able to make sound decisions and take care of herself.

I think that he just wants money, he hasn't made any effort of trying to contact her.

I think that he's got a real point here. It's interesting that he mentions God. He's absolutely right about that. Lindsay Lohan is an immoral disgrace. Any true father would be ashamed.

I say let him give it a try as Lindsay's parent. I think we all agree Dina has screwed up big time. He can't be any worse!!

That shirt is just wrong!

He looks like a pimp. He must be working overtime selling his daughter out to the tabloids. Where in God's plan does it say to sell out your own daughter.

Michael you were doing ok until you slammed Dina.

It doesn't matter if it's true or not, no body wants to hear one of their parents trash the other. Especially in a public forum.

Michael you were doing ok until you slammed Dina.

It doesn't matter if it's true or not, nobody wants to hear one of their parents trash the other. Especially in a public forum.

His message is right, the shirt wrong!!

For Lyniqua: Please... american-english already has so much shit!

Lindsay has to get her a new shirt.

More like he is there for her MONEY! Poor girl- she is a lost cause as long as she stays in CA.

Everybody should leave Linds alone..she will get help when she is good and ready.

HET X17ONLINE,
TODAY YOU GET CREDITS,CNN HAS MENTIONED YOU AS THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET THE LINDSAY NEWS !!!!!!!!!!

oh Gosh!

now he wants to help her? Just God can save Lindsay...

LOVE U LINDSAY.... WE LOVE U!
U'R THE ONLY ONE TEENAGE WHOS WORLD LOVES... DONT FORGET THIS!
U R ROCK

GOD SAVE U

Is lyniqua typing English???

Gag me. "Daddy." What a joke. NOW he wants to be there for her? What about when she was growing up? And who the hell is he to be telling other people what GOD wants? As if. God bless Lindsay, she is a truly talented young lady. Gifted, really. I hope she can find whatever it is she needs to help her move on, take charge of her own life, and live the fulfilling life she deserves. She should try praying (if she's a believer) helping others, and thinking about how blessed she is compared to most other people. And realizing that whatever happened in her childhood is not her fault.

When Michael screws up again, I'll cry "Uncle," but right now he's the only one talking sanity here. As parents, we can let out kids down at any minute in ways that we might think are minor, but to them are life-changing. But you can't change the past. If Hohan isn't rock bottom yet, no one can help her. Maybe her dad hit bottom and is on the way up. But they didn't break her and they can't fix her. She's made grown-up choices, and now she needs to make some right grown-up choices.

SO CUTE....
lindsay, you should listen to your DAddy!

Ratbag: And when will that be? After she has killed somebody?

Gag me. "Daddy." What a joke. NOW he wants to be there for her? What about when she was growing up? And who the hell is he to be telling other people what GOD wants? As if. God bless Lindsay, she is a truly talented young lady. Gifted, really. I hope she can find whatever it is she needs to help her move on, take charge of her own life, and live the fulfilling life she deserves. She should try praying (if she's a believer) helping others, and thinking about how blessed she is compared to most other people. And realizing that whatever happened in her childhood is not her fault.

AND WHY ARE THESE GIRLS ROLE MODLES?!?! Lindsey, Paris, Britney.. They all need to grow UP.. And for the TARD that wrote this, Yes, blame the other parent when the kid if fucked up. Thats not how it works. She is almost 21 and BITTER you really think she is going to turn to Daddy? $5 says we have the next Britney on our hands. 2 more years and this hoe will be knocked up. This country has gone down hill in a matter of 10 years.

Lindsay does need to clean house! she needs to find the people who truly love and care for her.
Enough of being nice!! This cokehead needs to be locked up and the keys thrown away for quite awhile. Rehab did nothing for her...atleast in jail, she'll sober up and get a reality check. LAPD needs to do their damn job and lock her up.

2:05 yes dis sexxxy azz dime be speakin da english languge. i aint be speakin no otha foregin azz shizzat languages like spanish frnch german mexican ect ho i be speakin dis alnguayge and expressin mi opinions and dey are da best so deal bitches yo ya hur

Poor Britney. How is she ever going to regain the spotlight? No way can she top this. She'll have to either drown her kids or find Hoffa's bones.

L.L should listen to her dad , he sounds far more loving & rational vrs. the fucktard mom !

Daddy Lohan spewing this "good parent" bullshit and wearing a pimp shirt is akin to Britney talking about light and God whilst donned in only white gloves.

lyniqua yo sexxxy azz dime is mo like a nickle!!

"Sounds" and what really is is 2 different things. He and Dina are pathetic.

2:27 are u jealus dat u cant be gettin dis sexxxy azz dime cuz i be knowin dat i make da playas go wildddd cuz im aamzin and wit dis body oh yea dey love it iight?

nice fucking shirt homo

Stupid whore needs to listen to what he says. At least pretend to, to try to stay out of jail. Take a lesson from Paris.

I don't much about Michael Lohan but I do know I love his mesh shirt. You can tell by his sweet smile that he just wants the best for his daughter.

Brian Llewellyn™

lyniqua wat you be doin on dis heer compooter, yo knowz itz a holliday weekend an shizzat, yo asposed ta be out walkin da streetz wid yo momma. eva sintz we dun shaved yo azz an tawt ya ta walk backwards all da playas down to da check cashin sto tink ya look so much prettier

lyniquas sexxy azz dime is more like half a food stamp

Holy shit, someone get Linds a Bible and a kitten, STAT!!!

X17 WHERE THE FUCK IS BRITNEY? WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BLOHAN AND HER MESSED UP FAMILY!! ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS BRITNEY!!!

I love his look, he looks like someone I`d like to get to know better, so I couls grow up to be a great father figure like him.

Brian LLewellyn™

don be sayin i be a hooka 2:36 ciuz dat shizzat is very azz rude and i dun be appreicatin dat shizzat i wouldntr eva be doin dat kinda shit ya hur? i don need 2 anywy 2 many gusy be wantin dis sexxxy azz dime normally! i luv da hot sexxxy azz playas

Miami Tranny, Britney's gonna lay low and get drunk and high on coke in her own house for a while, probably. She doesn't wanna get caught next.

He reminds me of a pimpish Kevin Spacey.

WTF!!!!!!!!! this man needs some clothes

God wont talk to me
I guess she's pretty busy lately
I'd like to believe
She's listening

I'm starting to feel
All of my bruises imagined are real
And I'll get through each day
I dig through the bad ones
To get to the good ones
Who's keeping score anyway?

And this is my beautiful life
only thing's certain is everything changes
The lows and the highs
And all those goodbyes
As hard as it gets I know it's still amazing
To be alive
It's a beautiful life

I talk in my sleep
Thats the one place i know no one can hear me
I tell myself things
Don't walk in the shadows
There's always tomorrow
And I'm right where i wanna be?

And this is my beautiful life
only thing's certain is everything changes
The lows and the highs
And all those goodbyes
As hard as it gets I know it's still amazing
To be alive

It hurts while it's happening
I wanna feel everything
How can you know til you try?
And this is my beautiful life

My beautiful life
only thing's certain is everything changes
The lows and the highs
And all those goodbyes
As hard as it gets I know it's still amazing
To be alive
It's a beautiful life
It's a beautiful life
It's a beautiful life
It's a beautiful lie

Mike Lohan fucked me a couple months ago in NYC. He's amazing in the sack when he's all meth'ed up.

Love you, Mikey...

heeeyy don be talkin shizzat bout brit again u fugly azz bitch ill whoop YO AZZ in honor of my gurllll brit

yeh don you be messin wit my lil` girl, she aint da only prostitute in da fambly, heck da hole fambly be out gibbin rim jobs fo food stampz an malt liqqer dis weekend

I used to wear mesh shirts like that when I was a Barstow Truckstop Hooker.

Brian LLewellyn™

will you be joining the rest of the family antiqua?

gawd i be havin a losa azz stalka, dis freak is on 24/7 lookin for mi to be postin 2 pretend 2 be mi family! dumb azz ill take both dose bioches on (antiqua and heeeyyy) dey be regrettin dey acvtion

oh, nawz, lats time i tryed dat I dam neer broke a hip, see da playaz be likin da hos wit a littel cushion, dat why lyniqua make so much, she walk down a street, it look like two rhinos playin unda a circus tent

HEY DADDY LOHAN--

NICE SHIRT YOU JACK OFF...

LINDSAY IS IN THIS POSITION BECAUSE OF YOU AND THAT GRAVEL VOICED LEATHER FACED WIFE OF YOURS. THAT DUMB OLD CUNT BLAMES HER WHITE OPRAH NICKNAME ON LINDSAYS FRIENDS THAT ASK HER FOR ADVICE---THEN SHE SAYS LINDSAY DOESNT KNOW WHO HER FRIENDS ARE...WHICH IS IT YOU FUCKING TOOLS??

GO VISIT YOUR PROBATION OFFICER WITH YOUR FUCKING 80'S T-SHIRT AND QUIT BEING AN OPPORTUNIST AND GET PRESS WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER GETS FUCKED UP AND IN A CAR ACCIDENT EVERY 6 MONTHS.

I was Michael Lohan's prison bitch. We studied the bible together than he did things to me that the bible says is wrong.
Brian LLewelyn

heeeyy don be talkin shizzat bout brit again u fugly azz bitch ill whoop YO AZZ in honor of my gurllll brit
May 27, 2007 2:47 PM
Posted by: lyniqua

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I'm sure that's exactly how Brit treats her babies.

yo mama be regrettin da last 40 she drank wen yo was conceevd

I like the mesh shirts because I can use them to trap small game, like woodchucks, squirrels, raccoons and the like. No beavers though, I hate beavers.

barstow truckstop lololol aw hell no!!!!

the Brian Llewellyn impostor in here is HILARIOUS!!!

OK,I was willing to give you the a fair unbiased moment MR.Lohan,you are her father !! but the many refrences you made about seeing your children only did you keep saying especialy Lindsey wich emplies she is the cash cow in the family not your other children so she is more special,just saying ,this is why your motives are being ponderd publicly,and your love for lindsey more sinister and appear to be about money

brit don be whoopin her babys so 2 da persondat said dat u can be gettin yo azz whooped 2 by me n brit!

there are so many wrongs here

What impostor again?

Brian Llewellyn™

It`s a Team of Brian Llewellyn™ impostors, can you guess which team, heeeyy?
Brian Llewellyn™

yeh, brit don be beetin no babyz, she don even recognyz dem

Gemma Atkinson promotion of the grand prix in "her way":
http://nieuwsmening.blogse.nl

NO ONE CARES PETE. STOP POSTING YOUR FLEA MARKET SHIT.

What a bunch of losers!!
WHO THE HECK CARES????

WOW - ALL OF THAT FAMILY ARE SUCH BIG TIME LOSERS!!! KEEP THEIR PIEHOLES SHUT WE DO NOT CARE!!

I fully support Britney beating her kids.

Lindsay is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

What a bunch of losers!!
WHO THE HECK CARES????

WOW - ALL OF THAT FAMILY ARE SUCH BIG TIME LOSERS!!! KEEP THEIR PIEHOLES SHUT WE DO NOT CARE!!

What a bunch of losers!!
WHO THE HECK CARES????

WOW - ALL OF THAT FAMILY ARE SUCH BIG TIME LOSERS!!! KEEP THEIR PIEHOLES SHUT WE DO NOT CARE!!

THE PUZZLEKILLER BITCH CAN GO TOO. FUCKING SPAMMER.

What a bunch of losers!!
WHO THE HECK CARES????

WOW - ALL OF THAT FAMILY ARE SUCH BIG TIME LOSERS!!! KEEP THEIR PIEHOLES SHUT WE DO NOT CARE!!

THE PUZZLEKILLER BITCH CAN GO TOO. FUCKING SPAMMER.

Uh oh. The poster formerly known as 'someone' has found his POST button again.

God help us all.

Someone should die, and see if Anyone cares.

i dunno. which team of Brian Llewellyn impostors is it?

Sheet! You acks me, did white beech belong in d jail..freek.

initials are t.v.

3:28, I told him to hit post once, but he just won't listen.

antiqua .... Learn to speak ENGLISH will you... you sound retarded period.

champiniqua!! wher you been gurll? you mist da hole fambly reunion!!

antiqua[ lyniqua].... Learn to speak ENGLISH will you... you sound retarded period.

fuc both of ya dumb azz bitches ya ugly azz losa hoes wish i coul be beathin you azzes even do i don feel well 2day

yo knees hurt again, lyniqua, i tol ya to bring a pilla or sumtin

Antiqua: Sheet. Tanks for tinkin bout me. I wuz visitin me man in d hole.

Antiqua: Sheet. Tanks for tinkin bout me. I wuz visitin me man in d hole.

my kneez be feelin fine dumbazz k so shut da fuck up an don be aksin wat be hurtin on dis sexxxy body

Well this just confirms what we all thought that Lindsey is a crackhead. What a loser and so is her pops.

yo knowz we carez bout you, baby gurl, you dun mist da bbq

dun be talkin 2 me ya p.o.s LIAR ya hurrrr me? dumbazzz little ho

i wadnt axin yo nuttin, i knowz yo spend a lota time on yer knees is all

dun be talkin 2 me ya p.o.s LIAR ya hurrrr me? dumbazzz little ho

Lmfao

http://z7.invisionfree.com/britneyorbit/index.php?act=idx

Whats with the gay shirt? lol does he know his own age? lmao

Me man gits out in 2 mo yeers. I gots to put up wit dis sheet till den you no. i hopes u had d good bbq an sheet.

Lmfao

http://z7.invisionfree.com/britneyorbit/index.php?act=idx

evry body little compared to you, you big boned

HIS DAUGHTER NEEDS TO FIND A GYM AND WORK OUT...SHE'S A FAT-ASS. AND A TANNING SALON

all da hataz of me be knowin dat dey jealus of dis sexxxy azz dime and her amazin body ya hur? da playas luv diz azz and otha parts hmmmmm ya u kno dis

yo body only amazin becaus it can be seen from space

her dad is right, but i wonder if lindsy will do any time like the rest of us would if we were caught with illegal drugs.

id fuck him

Hey- that's a really sexy mesh shirt. If my ex-husband had that hummer in his wardrobe, we'd still be married. This guy is such a hilarious mess, but then, so is his kid. And having 2 fucked up parents is no excuse for Lindsay- everyone has fucked up parents. The sad part about Lindsay is that with all the drugs, booze and raising hell she has experience with- she still is such a loser that she gets caught. And hey, here's a lesson....when you ditch your car after an early morning wreck- the drugs are the first thing you grab when you bail out, live and learn Lindz.

this will steal the spotlight from paris for a while

http://i10.tinypic.com/526cksw.jpg

I'd let him put his weiner in my butt.

no no 4:19 you put YOUR weiner in HIS butt

Way to get the interview!!

http://www.americanlegends.blogspot.com

okay 4:20, can i put it in yours too? :)

hey, where'd you go? you can put your weiner in my butt if your rather do that! damn, i scared another one off with my funky butt-loving!

lindsay go to Jane Fonda

again with jane fonda!

Now I see where Lindsay learned the crotch shots.

Gawd X17 you should have warned us. I saw that picture and my soda shot out my nose!!

NOOOOOO!

Stop payin attention to that slut Lohan! It's all about meeeeeeeeee

Am I gonna hafta shave mah head again???

AND WHY ARE THESE GIRLS ROLE MODLES?!?! Lindsey, Paris, Britney.. They all need to grow UP.. And for the TARD that wrote this, Yes, blame the other parent when the kid if fucked up. Thats not how it works. She is almost 21 and BITTER you really think she is going to turn to Daddy? $5 says we have the next Britney on our hands. 2 more years and this hoe will be knocked up. This country has gone down hill in a matter of 10 years.
May 27, 2007 2:09 PM
Posted by: Lauren
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Don't even compare Britney's problems with Lindsay's. Lindsay will be a bigger train wreck than Britney has been or will ever be.

Poor Britney. How is she ever going to regain the spotlight? No way can she top this. She'll have to either drown her kids or find Hoffa's bones.
May 27, 2007 2:13 PM
Posted by: * I ------------------------------------
What the fuck? Totally ignorant and uncalled for.

AND WHY ARE THESE GIRLS ROLE MODLES?!?! Lindsey, Paris, Britney.. They all need to grow UP.. And for the TARD that wrote this, Yes, blame the other parent when the kid if fucked up. Thats not how it works. She is almost 21 and BITTER you really think she is going to turn to Daddy? $5 says we have the next Britney on our hands. 2 more years and this hoe will be knocked up. This country has gone down hill in a matter of 10 years.
May 27, 2007 2:09 PM
Posted by: Lauren
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Don't even compare Britney's problems with Lindsay's. Lindsay is a bigger train wreck than Britney has been or will ever be.

NOOOOOO!

Stop payin attention to that slut Lohan! It's all about meeeeeeeeee

Am I gonna hafta shave mah head again???
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So immature sad and lame. I guess you don't get enough attention as you wish you did. =O

I'M SORRY, BUT DO YOU SEE THE SHIRT HE IS WEARING IN THE FIRST PIC? IF I WAS DINA, I WOULDN'T LET THE MAN NEAR MY DAUGHTER EITHER!

I'M SORRY, BUT DO YOU SEE THE SHIRT HE IS WEARING IN THE FIRST PIC? IF I WAS DINA, I WOULDN'T LET THE MAN NEAR MY DAUGHTER EITHER!

yo where is more dam news peepz? gettin bored wit dis shizzat ewww it makes ur gurl lyniqua sick

THERE IS SOMEONE SELLING THE PARTS OF HER CAR ON EBAY! CHECK IT OUT BY TYPING IN LINDSAY LOHAN CAR AND YOU'LL FIND SOME PARTS OF HER CAR ON THERE! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!

What the hell does he have on.

look at pimp daddy in his guido shirt..shut your mouth and go back to jail..by the way i love your jaccuzzi in your ex bedroom..looser..get a job and pay child support like a real father..you free loader

LYNIQUA, you got F*CKED on your schooling. GO BACK... PLEASE!!! You make Americans look bad!

wow you are ugly,you look like your mama ugly.Is that her shirt..?? You never know when to shut your mouth.Some one really needs to close it for good ..weasel..Huntington LI...LOL LOL

I was too aware and too smart as a child to call this girl anything other than a trash bag. Disease carrier, alkie, and on the same train as Janis Joplin. Nof' sed.
Have some shame, save a careless impressionable child. GO FAR AWAY. You are a conduit of evil and disease. We don't want you around our kids, or us for that matter. SMEGMAlips LL, bendover and present so we can sanitize your vegetables. GRoss is gross. Then get on a boat and find an island hospitable to HOSE, DiSEASed HOSE. Maybe offshore to a middle eastern cuntry. Whoops. I did mean that.

just listen to a guy who beats women,,,and slashes them..and a an ex con..you must be kidding me..why dosent x17 interview the women you slashed..give them that story

Mr.Lohan I have been writing your daughter Lindsay love letters since I was first enchanted by her cute little freckled face in the Parent Trap. I was wondering if she gets my letters since I've never heard back from her.

Brian LLewellyn™

6:02...too funny!

This is so absurd. A parent (or parents) who contact the media to tell a story. Even Lindsay's dad. These people don't know shit about how to deal with problems.

YOUR DAUGHTER IS A FUCKING COKEHEAD DRUNK!! WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR EX WIFE HELP HER FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF WHORING YOURSELVES TO EVERY TABLOID!!

Dad shame on you. Stop telling stories. I don't need that from you or anyone else.

Yeah. Lindsay's Dad is pretty hot. Mesh shirts are a real turn-on for me. I wish he was wearing mesh pants, hee hee!

Brian LLewellyn™

It seems that when you completely f- up as a parent then it becomes "time to find God" only after the fact. I wish Lindsay only the best in life. With parents like that I'm happily amazed she became as successful as she did.

And Mr. Lohan, could you please send me some older pics of Lindsay? The publicity stills I had from the Parent Trap got all stuck together somehow.

Brian Llewellyn™

Lindsay needs to find God and God needs to find the African kids that are starving to death.

It burns when I pee on Brian Llewellyn™

Go to Hell Lindsay, her Dad and Mom. Satan needs kindling.

Mr. Lohan your youngest daughter Ali is such a cutie. I got her cd, Lohan Holiday as a Christmas gift from my Mom. I listen to it all the time even though it's not Christmas. lol

Brian LLewellyn™

Britney Spears Owns You,

Will you please pay more attention to me???

Everyone is ignoring me for that freckled whore Blohan!

I need a hit baby give me it!

Let us remind you that Hohan didn't bring children into her fucked up mess :)

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Don't even compare Britney's problems with Lindsay's. Lindsay will be a bigger train wreck than Britney has been or will ever be.

I wish I was Santa so I could slide down her chimney. With presents, I mean.

Brian Llewellyn™

Chooooooooooo choooooooooooooo--

CRASHHHHHHH!!!!

>SHATTERING GLASS

>SMOKE

>FLAMES

Daddy is here for you Lindsay...here to cash in on your fame that is.

LMFAO@Brian Santa

Fucking gross, AND I LOVE IT HAHAHA

I could stuff her stocking and watch her unwrap my present and everything!

Brian Llewellyn™

Brian LLewellyn™ gave Paris Hilton herpes!!!

Poor Spears...the LL DUI has stolen her star once again.

Brian Llewellyn™ your refills are now ready for pickup.

Dr. Nelson™ I don't think it is appropriate for you to post my personal medical information.

Brian LLewellyn™

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Brian...
Fuck you, you herpetic lesion.

Not that it is anyones business but I got herpes when I worked as a truckstop hooker in Barstow. I was having sex with truckers to support my drug addiction and buy all the pretty dolls in the Marie Osmond doll collection.

Brian LLewellyn™

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

doll collection OMFG my gut hurts I'm laffin so hard!!!!

Lindsey just needs to start a racially matched orphan collection ! then the world will call her a saint :)

I remember Brian LLewellyn™ from back in my patrol days. My partner and I got called out to an old farm. We get there and hear this god-awful screaming and moaning and just otherwordly sounds. We open the barn door and here's LLewellyn going at it with a goat!

OMG I BE GETTIN SO PISSED YA HUR? I LEFT AND BE COMIN BAC CUZ I BE BORED YAKNOW AND STILL NO GAWD DAM NEW UPDATES? WAT DA FUC IS UP WIT DIS SHIZZAT CUZ I BE GETTTIN PISSED AND IT AINT BE PISSED WEN DIS SEXXXY AZZ DIME BE GETTIN PISSED IT BE GETTIN BADDD UP IN HUR AN ILL BE WHOOPIN SOME AZZ AHHHHH

Okay, you take this round, other Brian.

Brian Llewellyn™

First Lindsay needs to start cutting herself, then marry some random guy and wear his blood in a vial, get a divorce and then start sleeping around with a married man. Then she can start buying foreign babies and become a saint.

That was expunged from my record, Chief Winters. I was just trying to help the goat out the window and his back hooves got tangled in my shoelaces.

Brian Llewellyn™

Thanks Brian #2!! I loved your using the mesh shirt to trap small game comment lmfao!!

Brian LLewellyn™

And the goat never said naaaaa.

Brian Llewellyn™

WHERE IS THE COKE WHORES MUGSHOT??

Thanks, you got me with the Marie Osmond dolls (how did you know?) On to round 2?

Brian Llewellyn™

Yeah, I remember Brian LLewellyn™ when he was working the truckstops in Barstow. He was into some pretty kinky shit back then. I never knew about the farm animals though. I hope I don't get mad cow disease or something.

Oh Bob the Trucker you were my best customer. You always let me blow your horn and I'm not talking about the truck.

Brian LLewellyn™

I am soo not into farm animals, they`re not fuzzy and cute and tight and fuc...., wait never mind. No beavers though. I hate beavers.

Brian Llewellyn™

google brian Llewellyn

a little old to be on a britney site dont ya think

Ok, this is just sad. Her Dad comes to X17 to 'help' Lindsay? Yea, sure, I also have some very nice beachfront property in Arizona if anyone is interested. This man is out for the publicity, and it is just gross that he picked this time in his daughter's life to crawl out from his hole again to get it. He was the same caring Daddy who wanted them all to do a reality show to solve their family issues, nice, real nice. He is a leech, out for money and a piece of Lindsay's celebrity. He needs to stay away from Lindsay until she gets her own life and addictions sorted out. She doesn't need to deal with this right now. Let her deal with him when she is sober, stronger, and stable. May I also add that I find the fact that her father gave or let X17 take a picture of him in a net mesh shirt all the more disgusting. How much more can he beg for attention! I don't make excuses for anyone, but my gosh, it's no wonder with this Mother and Father that she is a mess! Please Mr. and Mrs. Lohan, for the sake of your daughter please stay out of the media if your going to use her to get your celebrity. Also, earn your own money from something other than dishing on your daughter, and for goodness sake keep your mouth shut about her! No one likes their parents to talk about their problems to others, let alone to the media. Lindsay is an adult, she can speak for herself!

I have a childlike quality, all the little boys think so, especially , you know, down there.

A few years back, before I started working here, Brian LLewellyn™ was arrested for having sex with the dolphins.

I hate Brian Llewellyn. Those two inches didn't even look like whole inches. But I guess it was pretty cold that night.

Dads will be Dads. I hope she hears him. And actually LISTENS. Thank you, Michael. You're the only one out there for this stupid, theiving, drug-addled, Hollywoodized jerk.

Dolphins are mammals, they have a blow hole, they are friendly and intelligent and oh so slippery. Afterwards they`re friendly and intelligent on rye bread with a little mayo.

Brian Llewellyn™

Uh yeah eh, we were at this party at a cottage, drinking beer, eh, we hear a bunch of crazy noises, eh, and here's this Brian LLewellyn™ guy covered in moose semen.

That wasn't sex! He couldn't even get those two inches past my gills. He was just humping us, and then Michelle called the cops. Pft.

We have a name for unsubstantiated rumors here at the group home, Harry Beaver. We call them half-truths. That`s why I hate ALL you beavers - Harry, Misty, Lyniqua, ALL of you.

Brian Llewellyn™

Haha, awesome shirt! \m/

She needs to break free of both parents for a little while, they are enablers.

I just google searched Lindsay's Mom. She is pretty foxy for an older lady don't you think? I would love to see her in a breezy yellow summer dress. I wonder if she would go out with me.

Brian LLewellyn™

Then why`d I get a free t-shirt that says" I fucked a dolphin and all I got was this free t-shirt"? You sure weren`t complaining when I got you extra mackerel, whore.

Brian Llewellyn™

Really, I think Dina might be the one - experienced, drug-addled, a great mother. She`s a total CHILF*

Brian Llewellyn™

*Coke Head I Like to Fuck

A few nights ago I went out to my barn to feed the animals and there's Brian LLewellyn™ having a ham sandwich. And by ham sandwich I mean he was having sex with 2 of my pigs!!

That shirt reads "I sucked a dolphin" so that wasn't me. That was that goddamn Flipper (Shamu's bitch) - I hate that bastard ... always fartin in the friggin deep end. Thanks for the mackerel though.

I just can`t believe that vodka company isn`t sponsoring Lindsay`s b`day party anymore. I just hope the Medellin cartel doesn`t drop their sponsorship. Svedka vodka is like bathwater to Lindsay. mmm Lindsay Lohan`s bathwater.

Brian Llewellyn™

Joke`s on you slippy, that wasn`t mackerel. That was flipper.

Brian Llewellyn™

And you can kiss my barnacle covered ass, whore. I knew Sea World was the wrong place to release my seamen.

Brian Llewellyn™

I was Preist Alan's favorite altar boy.

Brian LLewellyn™

That's why it tasted like ass.

I googled Brian Llewellyn and got this fucked up clown website. Swear to God man.

www(dot)llewellyn4fun(dot)com/web_002.htm

WTMF??!

Punch and Judy LOLOLOLOL

I wonder just how many Brians we have tonight. You mofos are fucken funny

I'll punch your Judy anytime if you know what I'm saying!

Brian LLewellyn™

And flipper let me do the blowhole, slippy, you`re such a prude. Saving it for the man you marry, and, or the park ranger my ass!

Brian Llewellyn™

2 Brians!! No waiting!! No stopping or standing! The white zone is for loading and unloading of passe