Your Move, Ms. Lohan

leave her alone. she looks beautiful
by the way

Michael Lohan:
I truly believed that you were trying to help your daughter, but after this comment I no longer think so. This kind of criticism is counter productive and you will not win her over. She won't believe you love her either even tho I know you do.
Lindsey: The people that DO care about you would like you to consider rehab to save your life. I for one care what happens to you and want you to be happy where you don't need drugs to mask your pain. Please know that God is One who will NEVER leave or forsake you. He will never betray you either. You can have joy and happiness if you have a personal relationship with Him. He is waiting for you call upon Him. From a fan

those lips! there just awful! can she not see this in the mirror?????

This girl doesn't tweet, she full on QUUUAAAACKS!

Michael Lohan said this morning, "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that … No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

Lindsay should get a restraining order against him and maybe even take more legal action (sue him if possible). Now Mike boy can find a real job, so he can actually work for his own money instead of selling out his own daugher. He betrayed his own daughter. What a b*sterd. Well, you can see that everyone is turning against him since releasing those taped calls. Lilo should get rid of this man asap.

Girl looks HOT in these pix wearing a purple dress. And that after a long flight and some horrible days.

Her father is doing the right thing by pointing out how drugged up Lindsay is.

Stop blaming the messenger!

It's out there for everyone to see what a horrible life LL is leading now.

She needs to be forced into rehab or bootcamp for addicts.

WHO CARES already!!!! This dirty, pseudo-lesbian, drug addict, bipolar, whore is not worth this much coverage. And why does she purse her lips in EVERY photo? She is so ugly and useless, I can't wait until she overdoses already. A useless human life.

Lindsay lost my sympathy when I heard she beat her mother in the face and pushed her out of a car.

Wassup with the trout pout? She already smell like rotten fish. Does she need to look like one too?

WHORE

PUTA

HURE

SAUSTUECK

Even though only 23 she looks awful in pix where does not have makeup. Bad skin, sagging boobs, balding, duck lips and no muscle tone

Even though only 23 she looks awful in pix where does not have makeup. Bad skin, sagging boobs, balding, duck lips and no muscle tone

ML (re)acts like a child; LL was right, he needs the book for dummies on learning HOW TO BE A MAN

Michael Lohan said this morning, "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that … No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

People,

My daughter is a struggling actress, a drug addict, an alcoholic, a botox junkie, a liar, and a troubled lesbian...she needs help. If you see her out tonight drinking or using drugs including prescription please, please, call the police and let them know where she is.

Thank You

it's very clear that her father (3x ex-convict) is the one who needs help.

C'mon Mike, drops some more tapes! Drop some good ones!

Mikey's 15 minutes of fame are almost over !!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a heartless j-rk - he betrayed his own daughter. It's lower than low.

Poor Lindsay / her "dad" is a loose cannon / wouldn't suprise me if he gets paid for releasing those private phone calls on lousy gossip sites / RO against him ASAP / it's time for her "dad" to back off and leave her alone.

Some PR person must be telling Lindsay what to write on her twitter.
She is too stupid to think this up by herself.
And the reason we haven't heard from her is that her PR has not had time to write it out for her. LOL.

While my daughter is amazingly stupid and needs help reading and writing basic English she isn't a total junkie. Yes, her boobs sit on her chest like flap-jacks and her mouth looks like she's been sucking a tailpipe for a week but she's a really, really great person.

Honey....Lindsay...if your reading this Mommy needs more money. You know I'm a world class loser and have to sponge off my children because I cant do anything else. Call me!!

Michael tells the Post he has even more recordings that will "prove everything [Lindsay] is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies."

she has fish lips above and below

Did Lilo punch her "Mommy" before or after they did Coke toether??

Is lilo a 1x or 2x ex-convict???

She's a young brave woman. She stays positive after all this crap.
(she looks good and calm in these photos, good to see)

Sis,

You need to get a grip! Who else is gong to help me ditch school, score drugs and teach me how to use a strap-on? You're my idol!! If I thought I could get a 10 on the ACT or a 600 on the SAT I wouldn't ask but there's no chance. After all, you know we have the same mother!! By the way Sis, I need more drugs. Is it OK if I call your dealer and say I'm you?

Of course Lindsay is lying - all addicts do that. The courts need to stop coddling her and make her face the music.

Michael Lohan told Page Six, ”She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

LL threw her mother out of a car....I have a H2 Hummer that I would Love to throw that Monster Mother in a tuck N roll out my Hummers H2's doors!!

she looks pretty cute! a week Morocco was prob. good for her (no paps...)

She is the town bicycle and lets everyone ride her for free.

Poor lindsay; feel sorry for her; her ex-father should STFU by now.

She beat up her own mother for trying to help her? Now I've heard everything!

You can take the whore out of the gutter but you can't get the gutter out of the whore.

LAT says according to RadarOnline.com, Michael accuses Lindsay of lying about the seriousness of her dependence on prescription drugs. "I'm tired of being called a liar." Michael says Lindsay learned to lie from her mother, Dina. “She was taught by her mother, unfortunately,” Michael tells Lindsay through RadarOnline.com,.“I’m concerned. I love you." And he adds, “Please go to a therapist."

Michael Lohan told Radar "You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't," he said. "Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus.

Michael, do you miss those quiet moments you shared with your cellie in prison? Don't worry, it looks like there's a good chance for a reunion.

Again, if anybody sees my daughter out tonight drinking or doing any kind of drug, including prescription, please call the police immediately. Her life depends on it.

Michael Lohan said this morning, "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that … No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

"Don't boo me"

Lindsay is old enough to know better at age 23.
There is NO excuse for her behavior.

I hope her father releases more tapes so the people who enable her by siding with her get a crystal clear picture of what a lying slut Lindsay is.

Dina told Michael, And I'd go...you don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff - she'd punch me in the face, kick me out of the car...like you don't know the sh*t I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

what a horrible daughter Lindsay is, disrespecting her mother like that

Crazzzy dad --- Michael lohan admits 'I'm being a bit selfish in releasing those tapes' --- WTF !

I'm a genius don't boo me!!

Michael told x-17, "As far as Lindsay is concerned, if she retracts her statement and goes into a rehab, I will stop. But if the lies continue and prescription drug use don't stop. Neither will I. As for me. I am sorry I Had to talk this root [sic], but I have tried and tried to help Linds,and I been lied about long enough. Lindsay has two weeks to get herself into a LONG TERM rehab."

Just wondering, whatever happened to the court case against Lindsay when she stole a woman's expensive coat?

If anyone of us did that we'd be in the slammer.
Why is that no good pos still out on the streets?

No mummy ker-pow, pooooow, pow, pow !!!!

Alright, I admit it, Lindsay is mildly retarded. When she was a young child she could memorize huge passages without understanding them. That's how she acted in her first 3 movies. Lindsay actually couldn't speak English until 20. I'm a terrible mother.

may her hand wither for hitting her mom

Michael told x-17, "Please get this out. Dina can attack me and say whatever she wants, but when she makes statements like, 'I need to focus on being a parent,' I think she needs to reach deep inside herself, get out of HER state of denial and be a parent herself. I am taking LEGAL proactive steps, Dina. What are you doing beside lying, making excuses and putting Ali in the same position YOU put Lindsay in. Shall I even begin to play all the tapes of our many conversations about how Lindsay needs intervention, what a good father I am, and how you always loved me. Do you want Linds or your EX boyfriend to hear them? Use that loser David all you want. Your comments and sources don't work. Be a REAL parent, the one you were when we were married and let's save our daughter and give her her life back."

God cursed her for hitting her momma.

The bitch is like an alley cat in heat.
So she got off the plane from Morrocco and within two hours she is out skanking around in LA bars until the early morning hours.

I'm a fungus don't boo me!!

So Lindsay went nuts and hit her mom when she tried to force her into rehab? Hmm? That's sure messed up! But since Mike's trolling the boards, maybe we can get to the bottom of how this all started?

So Mike, did you shit your brain out one night after a good run on blow and drink and start slugging on Dina? Did she fight back? Did you both engage in your little tiffs in front of the kids? Did the kids get some physical 'punishment' of the same type when your brains shut down? So did this eventually pass down to Lindsay? It's just because that's the usual case for how the cycle of violence starts in the family. Is this still going on since you became a 'man of god'? Might as well attempt to clear up all these rumors, not that we would believe you. It's not like your image can get any lower now anyway. Or could it? Care to comment, Mike?

she had an itch down therewhich needed scratching so she hightailed it to the nearest party poon

meooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!

No mummy ker-pow, pooooow, pow, pow !!!!

LOCK HER UP !!!!!

Fungus Firecrotch

Oh wow. They don't give up. It's like the family that assaults together stays together. Like, they punch each other. Sick people.

Did lilo ever punch her gf??? Wish she'd try she'd get her ass kicked.

LL looks like Howard the Duck.

she actually looks good and clean

Fungus Firecrotch

comments dwindling...we are so tired of her lame side-show

good to see she is hard at work with her fashion designing, record recording, production company, documentary-making, giving back to the world, A-list film roles and faithfully attending her rehab classes.

What an admirable human being!!!!!

His logic is valid.

End of story.

Whether he is sincere about it or not, what he's doing is actually kind of genius.

This girl needs more help than anyone in Hollywood right now. The sad thing is that these tapes that were leaked, she's soaking up all the attention and loving it.

The last positive thing she has done that people talk about is Mean Girls and the sad part I realized is that all the quotes/gifs/etc anyone ever says about Mean Girls, none of the lines are ever by her.

tbh, I think all of her relationships have catered to her addictive personality.

Didn't her decline start, like, almost right after Wilmer dumped her? I mean, after that is when i think she first started "collapsing" on movie sets and losing weight and stuff :/

blackmailing your own child - for the good of the cause you say...what rock did you crawl out from under...your all a mess but you Michael are the biggest goof out there and I would seriously start to worry now - cause your gonna get it. and nobody will care.

9:30
I so agree, go Linds!!!!!

Michael Lohan said this morning, "I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that … No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her. Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."

Ugh, when is everyone going to move on from this one-dimensional, talentless, train-wrecked hack of a girl???????

Michael Lohan told Page Six, ”She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

Yes, Linds is working hard. It would appear that she's studying hard for her Bar Exam.

In bars.

And sometimes behind them.

In bars.

And sometimes behind them.

What a lovely Long Island Family! Lindsay, GO BACK HOME! Michael and Dina you're such lovely parents and doing you're best. Bring Lindsay back home!

She must be clubbing tonight to keep in practice for her court ordered alcohol classes.

"I can do romantic comedies, but I'm not going to be, like, taking my clothes off in a movie, that's not appropriate for me to do. I don't think I ever need to do that, and I don't think you'll ever see me doing that."

"I'd go nude for an Oscar."

Posted by: Anonymous
LL looks like Howard the Duck.

Now there's a remake that would suit her perfectly!

"I want to get married young. I want to be a young mom."

"a young mom"

please, no.

Just WHAT in god's name does she talk about in her alcohol-rehab classes???

Does she give a running commentary of clubs around the globe?

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeee Sam DUMPED HER!!!!!!

Oh poor Lindsay!
This is what happens when you allow fame to rule your life. Lindsay let me explain something *my advice is free* - in some way your Dad's comment is not wrong. If you are given gifts, you respect them, you do not abuse them to try and con people into believing something else. You are no different to me and the rest of the world, every single person has at least one talent! The difference with you is that your parents forced you in front of the cameras too young. Their motives were wrong at that time.
But that was then and this is now and you have been in control of your own destiny for many years now and all you do is mess it up because you think you are more important than others.
News flash, you are not! You are not the centre of the universe and it is about time you learnt humility and stopped letting your extremely inflated ego (and lips) get the better of you. You live for the drama because you will not get any attention otherwise. Your ego is so out of whack that you could never ever have just an "ordinary" day! You HAVE to have drama, because you know that is the only way people will notice you.
You should take a page out of some other peoples books Charlize Theron, Reese Witherspoon, Meryl Streep - amazing talented ladies who paved their way from a young age - NO DRAMA! They never stood there saying "Look at me, look at me!" because they have enough respect for their talents and their dignity.
Lindsay, you are going to be a casuality soon, go to rehab not just for the stuff you stick up your nose but also to learn how to stop being so addicted to the drama and how to stop causing it.
You are just making a fool of yourself and soon you will not be getting any jobs not even as "co-designer". You are too high maintenance and you are not even famous for the right reasons!
Get over yourself - everyone else will soon!

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You are just making a fool of yourself and soon you will not be getting any jobs not even as "co-designer". You are too high maintenance and you are not even famous for the right reasons!
Get over yourself - everyone else will soon!

She is hard at work being a whore and an addict.

Is lohans clan, Dina, Michael & Aunt Ali comments here?? Hahahah More drama

true religion & just a little blood

SO GRATEFUL these people are not my family!

Something to be thankful for.

She looks so stupid with the carp lips.

"His logic is valid.

End of story."
Please this is the stupidist thing written. There is no logic in condeming and distributing very personal and hurtful information about your own flesh and blood. All this young girl has is her stupid low life greedy assinine suppposed parents. Dina is a sick woman who will take any nickel made off of her own daughter. Michael is just dangerous and evil-period. Even Jon Gosslin got away from that lunatic. This is a train wreck going 300 miles an hour-I hope Lyndsey is the only one left standing-stay strong Lynds get away from your parents totaly and take care of yourself. You can do it.

on Thursday she blew off a business meeting and partied all night instead.

And last night she was whooping it up at the Crown Bar, according to Radar.

The folks who support ML support domestic violence. This unholy crusade that he's on was never about her but about his need for attention and money.
There can be no justification for secretly taping conversations with your daughter and selling them to the highest bidder. This is akin to selling your daughter as fathers do in the Middle East to settle their debts.
As an addict himself ML must know that this type of exposure and humiliation does not work. To bring God's name into the wickedness that he's perpetrating against his own child is just a symptom of how evil he is. Linds refuses to give him money but financially supports Dina and the kids. THIS IS HIS HATE-FILLED WAY OF SAYING IF I CAN'T SHARE

IN THE SPOILS THEN NOONE WILL.

hAS ANYONE THOUGHT OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO cODY AND ALI IF LINDS IS NOT BRINGING IN THE MONEY? ML DOES NOT SUPPORT HIS KIDS. THIS IS A VIOLENT ABUSIVE MAN WHO'S PREPARED TO DESTROY HIS OWN CHILD BECAUSE HE CAN'T CONTROL HER MONEY.

well said Jade and so true.
she is no longer famous but Infamous
for her troubled personal life and all
the drama she causes and thrives on.
she better get her act together,cause even attention from being a trainwreck
has an expiration date..then what will be left of her.

"Any suggestions for a yeast infection"?

What does ANYONE expect of a family with such an obvious lack of intelligence, strength, communication, creativity and moral responsibility?

The Lohans simply lack the tools that most of us have to meet the challenges of life, love and citizenship.

And they somehow think it okay to play out all of their dysfunction in public---but more a result of dim brain power than arrogance we think.

"Any suggestions for a yeast infection"?

"Any suggestions for a yeast infection"?

"Any suggestions for a yeast infection"?

WOW!The Lohans dysfuntion runs deep

"I'm a fungus, don't boo me!!"

LOL, as good as

"I'm the hardest working person I know." (which actually may be true since the only people who will hang out with BloHo are mooches, users, hanger-ons and Aunt Ali--none of whom seem to work at all.)

AGAIN:

SO GRATEFUL these people are not my family!

Something to be sooooooo thankful for.

" thank you!!!!! Can't wait to have a siiiick comeback ;)about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to urbandhxx6126"

The above Bloho in reply to one of her 3 eleven year old fans in Bulgaria (who never seem to wonder why their heroine is up all night tweeting to kids around the world).

So does her reply mean Bloho realizes that her "career" is over and she needs to have a "siiiick comeback"?????

Look up Jadmich on her twitter and see what person says to her
Enjoy :)

"let's go work with @scottlazerson - u pick Rwanda, Cambodia, Guatemala? about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Dirt_Nasty"

Yeah, BloHo--play eeny-meny-miney-mo with 3rd world countries--they will REALLY benefit from your sorry train wreck descending upon them.
They have REAL problems, jerk-face, and DON"T need you taking up any of their space. Stick with what you know--clubbing, drunk-tweeting and dreaming about your "siiick comeback".

9:57 sounds like jealous pedophile.
He's always stalking 15 year old Ali.

Sheesh! This thread is all over the place. People are invoking God‘s wrath, talking about philanthropy, family dysfunction, promiscuity, alcohol, drugs, tweeting and there are a few funny lines. The combination of her father calling her fungus and Brandon Davis calling her fire crotch is a new twist on an old line.