We've gotta love you for trying, Lisa, but you NEVER fooled us with that set-up kiss with the young, hot guy on the balcony -- remember that failed Pop Fiction punk?

Anyway, I still think Lisa looks damn good for her age (44) and I like her, even though she worked with the evil Ashton to try to trick us!

Here's Lisa yesterday at Neil George hair salon in Beverly Hills ...

All right, Rinna. We get it!

You have big, pouty (enhanced) lips and like to show them off. Understood! Can we move on now?

Damn, y'all - we didn't mean to punk so many of our readers with our obvious joke post earlier. Just to clear things up, that's not Ashton Kutcher kissing Lisa Rinna - no, really!

Of course, Ashton may not have been present at the scene, but that doesn't mean his fingerprints aren't everywhere! Just look at how contrived all this is - I mean, the rose? The robe? The glass of wine? Seriously, this whole scene just reeks of Pop Fiction - it's gotta be their most obvious setup yet!

Did we catch Lisa Rinna swapping spit with Ashton Kutcher on a balcony yesterday? Hey, we know he's got a thing for older women - or, at the very least, a thing for causing a scene!

At any rate, if these pix are legit, Ashton better watch his back - Harry Hamlin's gonna come gunning for him!

Not to mention plastic surgery.

Hey, at least she looks good! And that's all that matters, right?

You might be more familiar with Lisa Rinna as a TV personality and a Dancing with the Stars alum, but her BEST work was on Melrose Place, hands down. Here's the lovely lady getting her shop on at Intermix this weekend.

Glad she's all smiles and not looking witchy!

Dancing With the Stars alum Lisa Rinna terrorized children at the pumpkin patch yesterday, throwing her head back and cackling while putting them in headlocks.