Pap Fiction!
Damn, y'all - we didn't mean to punk so many of our readers with our obvious joke post earlier. Just to clear things up, that's not Ashton Kutcher kissing Lisa Rinna - no, really!
Of course, Ashton may not have been present at the scene, but that doesn't mean his fingerprints aren't everywhere! Just look at how contrived all this is - I mean, the rose? The robe? The glass of wine? Seriously, this whole scene just reeks of Pop Fiction - it's gotta be their most obvious setup yet!
At least they sold it well!
> We Almost Didn't Even Recognize Her! - Aug 01, 2009
> Someone Needs A Boob Lift! - Jul 20, 2009
> What's Wrong With Lisa's Back? - Jul 13, 2009
> A Lesson In Pouting - Jul 09, 2009



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