Pap Fiction!
Damn, y'all - we didn't mean to punk so many of our readers with our obvious joke post earlier. Just to clear things up, that's not Ashton Kutcher kissing Lisa Rinna - no, really!
Of course, Ashton may not have been present at the scene, but that doesn't mean his fingerprints aren't everywhere! Just look at how contrived all this is - I mean, the rose? The robe? The glass of wine? Seriously, this whole scene just reeks of Pop Fiction - it's gotta be their most obvious setup yet!
At least they sold it well!
> Hmm, I Wonder If Those Come In My Size... - Feb 21, 2009
> It's A Family Affair - Dec 17, 2008
> Long Live Lisa's Lips! - Nov 16, 2008
> Lisa Rinna's Lips Are, Like, Totally Fake - Nov 05, 2008











