Madonna Photos & Pics Archive

When Madonna first started dating Jesus Luz (seen here skateboarding in his hometown of Rio today), I thought the age difference was strange but also that she could have actually gotten someone a little hotter. I mean the retro curly hair and the chin dent aren't exactly dream features.

BUT ... all that's changed now and I totally get where Madge's head is -- it's buried in Jesus' abs! All it took was seeing that sexy Interview Magazine photo shoot and my opinion did a 180. Let's face it, he is totally hot and Madonna is one lucky mid-life, menopausal momma to have him.

Or maybe she WAS a lucky b*tch ... our Brazilian photographers are telling us the rumors back in the motherland are that Jesus and Madonna have broken up! Luz has been back in the southern hemisphere since the 23rd and speculation is swirling that he and his Material Girl have parted ways.

Say it ain't so!

Madonna was one of the big headliners at Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief last night, and we caught the material girl arriving at Kaufman Studios in New York City for the telethon. What did you guys think of her rendition of "Like A Prayer" last night?

Yeeeah, they're probably more likely to get Jamie than Madonna!

Simon Fuller and everyone over at American Idol is wondering what to do when Simon Cowell leaves the show next year for The X Factor. A source tells Life & Style that AI was "desperate for Simon to stay. They told him to name his price, but he still walked away."

Additionally, the insider reveals that "Simon hope to blow American Idol out of the water with X Factor." So what's AI to do? Get an even better host to bring ratings up!

Actor slash singer Jamie Foxx, as well as Interscope co-founder Jimmy Lovine, are both strong contenders for the job... but "Madonna would be a dream," says Idol creator Simon Fuller.

Duh! Thoughts???

Steven Klein for Dolce & Gabbana

Madonna busts out of her corset in sexy new shots from her Dolce & Gabbana campaign.

The 51-year-old singer who was replaced by a younger model by Louis Vuitton is showing that she's still got sex appeal in the racy black & white snaps, portraying a classic Italian housewife.

Well, maybe not that classic.

Check out the rest of the pix in the gallery below!

Reports say that Madonna, who's already mother to her two biological children Lourdes and Rocco and two adopted children, David and Mercy, is trying to get pregnant by her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz!

A pal of the material mom told The Sun, "She knows that, at 51, it's going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge."

But is Jesus?

Apparently, the answer is yes! Madge told the spy that Jesus has said becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure". Plus, Madonna has said her much-younger lover would make a "fantastic dad" and told friends: "I have endless love in my heart for another child." But we thought Jesus already was her fifth child?

While it wouldn't surprise us if Madonna was thinking of adopting once again, especially since she has a younger, more energetic sex slave partner to help her out with the heavy lifting, but I think Madge's vag is probably in retirement and it would be more likely she'll look to adopt!

Madonna, Sandra Bullock, Lady GaGa, Tiger Woods, Joe Jonas and others are opening their hearts and wallets to help the victims of the devastating earthquake that rocked Haiti last week.

Sandra Bullock, who enjoyed her most successful box office year ever, donated a whopping $1 million to Doctors Without Borders, while Madonna gave $250,000 to Partners In Health.

The Tiger Woods foundation is rumored to have donated as much as $3 million dollars to the cause, while Lady GaGa announced she will be donating proceeds from her upcoming Radio City Music Hall show in New York to the Haitian victims.

But Joe Jonas said he wanted to do more than donate. The Disney star is apparently planning a trip to the ravaged nation to help out in person.

George Clooney has organized a telethon with countless celebrities participating, that will air on Friday, Jan. 22, at 8 p.m. on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, the CW, CNN, BET, HBO, MTV, VH1 and CMT, wihout commercial interruption.

It's no surprise that the daughter of Madonna would grow up fast, but a boyfriend at 13?

Apparently Lourdes is not only dating, but already has a boyfriend named Carlo. “Actually, Madonna is totally fine with it because she knows it’s not that serious at the moment,” a source tells the Daily Mail. “She allowed Lourdes to take him to the premiere of the movie Nine in New York last month and they have met up several times since.”

Can you imagine meeting the parents at 13, when "the parents" are Madonna?

American-born Madonna topped a list of the most written-about celebs of the previous decade in the UK, coming in number one with 45,633 articles in print.

Although Madge, who married Brit Guy Ritchie ten years ago, dominated the press for the first six years of the 2000s, losing out in 2007 to celebs Kate Moss, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Victoria Beckham, according to a study commissioned by online UK TV channel Liv.

Number two on the list was Robbie Williams, with 27,976 mentions. Britney Spears, who practically owned the decade in the US (due to her colossal successes and even bigger breakdowns) just missed out on the number two spot to come in at 3 in the UK with 27,910.

Click through to see who else made the list!

Steven Klein for Dolce & Gabbana/Vanity Fair Italy

Check out these sexy shots of the Material Girl - whose face looks somehow fresher (and tighter) than a 20-year-old's! - for a Dolce & Gabbana photo shoot in the Italian version of Vanity Fair...

Think Lourdes is jealous that her mom kinda sorta looks younger than her?

Last night every celeb in New York attended the Nine premiere, and it appears as though Madonna wanted to outshine the film's stars on the red carpet. Then again, maybe she always looks this good in a corset dress?

Madonna brought along her 13-year-old daughter Lourdes, and we're not sure how mom felt about the neon green nail polish, fishnets and Doc Martens, but we dig the material daughter's look! Lola has always had her own sense of style, and pretty soon she's going to be the one photogs want to take pictures of on the red carpet. Think mom will be jealous?

Click our monster gallery below to see the rest of the stars at the Nine premiere!

Pix courtesy Louis Vuitton

Marc Jacobs has decided to put a younger face on his Louis Vuitton brand by hiring 25-year-old model Lara Stone to represent the luxury brand.

Jacobs told a UK magazine, "To model the clothes, we wanted a modern, iconic, sexy beauty... It had to be Lara Stone."

Although with all the plastic surgery, Madge's own face is probably just a few years old, at 51, I guess she's not longer considered "modern, iconic and sexy!"

Burn!

Madonna sat down with Britain's GMTV for an interview and revealed that she hasn't ruled out adopting again! When asked if she could see herself taking in more children (son David Banda and daughter Mercy are both from Malawi) the material girl responded, “Never say never…Why are you looking for parents?”

Madonna also chatted about her intense workouts and why she busts her butt at the gym. “It’s for health reasons, and for aesthetic reasons," she explained. "If I have to go out on stage and jump around in a pair of hot pants, I have to look good.” Makes sense to us! And you know what? We have to thank her for that, because we'd much rather see a veiny, roidy looking 50-year-old woman in booty shorts than a flabby one!

Madonna's ego may be bullet-proof, but apparently her body isn't! The Material Mom donned a bullet-proof vest to visit a favela in Rio last week.

Globo reports that Madge, accompanied by bodyguards as well as the governor, armored up underneath a leather jacket for just a 40 minute visit to the shantytown of Dona Marta, where she's currently building a school with the $10 million she's raised.

I know Rio can be dangerous, but isn't this a little overkill?

Check out the gallery of Madonna in Rio below...

Madge is currently in the hometown of her boy toy lover, Jesus Luz, visiting favelas, planning end-of-year concerts, and possibly meeting Jesus' parents.

The pop icon, who sported a cross necklace, also brought her rabbi along with her on the trip and visited a Kabbalah children's program. Hey, maybe she'll even plan on adopting one of those less fortunate kids - after all, her interest in adopting in Malawi started because of charity work.

Jesus' mother, who is only 36 (that's 15 years younger than Madonna) was initially skeptical about his relationship with the material mom, but now that Madge and baby Jesus have reached the one-year mark, will she greet Madonna with open arms?

We loooooved Lady Gaga's new "Bad Romance" music vid earlier today!

We think her outrageous fashion is fresh, her music fun and her singing/writing/piano playing talents impressive... but can she really seriously be compared to Madonna's icon-level status already?

The Material Girl's secret? Always keep reinventing yourself. Will Gaga learn from her idol and stick around for the long haul?

Well, it's no secret that she's over half a century old, but after taking a peek at her wrinkly, veiny hands, we shudder to think what her face would look like had she not gone under the knife!

The material girl was spotted leaving a medical building in NYC last night, and we're not sure if she was there for a flu shot or to get some work done on her zombie hands, but at least her face looks good!

In something that could be straight outta The Gods Must Be Crazy, during Madonna's recent visit to the Malawian orphanage where she adopted David, one young orphan told the Queen of Pop, "You are our god."

According to Us, Madonna looked bemused by the little girl's comment, but "seemed cool with it."

Madonna "cool" with someone comparing her to a deity? Shocking!