Madonna: Keep Lindsay Away From Me!

Look how good LL looks there. She has really gone down hill in a short amount of time.

I do not believe the story, if true Linds would not have taken pictures with Jesus Luz;)

I do not believe the story, if true Linds would not have taken pictures with Jesus Luz;)

The credibility of the National Enquirer stories are the same as the X17, a shit .. rsrs

X17 are you kidding? Nobody who is significant wants to be around Lindsay. She's trash.

Madonna was like "Lindsay who?"

No one wants to be associated with the washed-up up has-been loser skank.

Expensive stuff might start to disappear.

A listers want nothing to do with her

National Enquirer....hahahahahahahaha

Madonna knows a loser when one walks into the room. And that is what Lindsay is. A BIG LOSER.

The 50 year old looks better than the 22 year old. Amazing.

I hope they both die a horrible death.

Everything is in the eyes. No sparkle, no life in Lindsay's eyes. Kind of true, your eyes are the mirror of your soul. I wish her well, she really needs help.

If it happened, why would anyone be surprised? Madonna is a smart business woman. She has always steered clear of alcohol and drug fueled drama. She’s also a very protective mother of three. She would not want her children, especially Lourdes, to think she approved of Lindsay's self-destructive lifestyle.

9:22 - you laugh at the Enquirer - LOL. Look at the OJ civil case, John Edwards affair and child, the Patrick Swayze situation, Gary Hart and Donna Rice, the list goes on. I'm sure Madonna knows who the skank is, but obviously is in a different league, knowing that the skank wants some credibility and media attention. The firecrotch needs to leave people alone, she badgers everyone and clings on for photo ops. The trashy ho is through, she needs to offend and smell it up in upstate NY, where the ho will also be banished. She is hated worldwide.

Love it! One more slap in the yellow, smoke coved corn teeth of Blohan! It just keep spiraling down for this degenerate, drugged out, drunken thief! No one's there to catch this loser as she rapidly descends to a certain horrible end!

10:43 Take a bow ans you too 11:06
I dont have to comment because your two comments hit it right on the head!!

This is what will be happening to LiLo in singapore.Espically because she will be in to with auntie 15 yr old Ali and her szleezy drug dealer Patrick..

Madonna is homophobic, that's why she's afraid of Lindsay Lohan. She doesn't want Lohan walking up to her and demanding" Eat me". Madonna would succumb and right now, she's being a religious Kabala-la-la-la.

Let's see crack mama Dina sue Madonna for slamming her worthless pile-o-shit daughter! You know she wants to! Maybe she can add some extra eye of newt to the curse cauldron she stirring on right at this very moment to deal with this unheard of upstart, Madonna!

Well for one thing Lindsay is YOUNG and Madonna is OLD. Vadge is so insecure.

Yeah, but Blohan looks about the same age as Madonna! You actually have the balls to think that Madonna is threatened by Blohan? Holy shit are you full of it!

Ha! The Enquirer is hardly the bastion of responsible or credible reporting. I would not believe any story they print unless it is indepently verified by a credible source.

Of course Madge would be wary of LILO, after all, LILO is 23 and the geriatric's boyfriend Jesus is only 22.She would be scared shitless that Jesus would develop a roving eye for someone 27 years her junior! LOL

Madonna is homophobic

Are you insane? LOL!

Thanks 11:41 (bowing).

Bubble bubble toil and trouble

LOL!

12:22 Are your saying Lilo finally added switch hitter to her impressive bio?

12:22 - CNN, Fox News, Time, Christian Science Monitor, among others have referenced and credited The Enquirer in regards to the John Edwards story. They all said they broke the story and was 100% accurate. Also, they subject their interviewed people to lie detector tests. Court TV which covered the OJ trial also has given credit to the paper for providing evidence vs. OJ Simpson in the civil case. The stories of Bigfoot and 3 headed women are other rags.

They've both had more pussy than any guy who's posted on these boards. Lucky bitches!!!!!!

Madonna is mad because Lindsay was chosen as
a high class fashion consultant.
The old gal knows nothing about fashion
while the young one is an expert.

pussy,vaginas,linsay lohan,asses,lol

Loser....

I am a nobody and I don't want her around me. I have some class, no money but I have pride and I would request that she keep her distance from me as well. Nobody wants to associate themselves with LLScum. If you do then you are just wanting to have a minute or two in the spot light, and that time is usually filled with negativity. Who the hell wants that other than trashy people.

she's a disgusting lowlife pig,everyone knows it except for a lost few and her on the payroll family of leeches.

Last night on Jay Leno was the funniest he said Dina Lohan was fighting with TMZ for voting her the worst mother of the year..Than he said dina only wished her two daughters were sober enough to back her up on this. It was Priceless!!!
Than Dina has on her twitter how could he after everything i have done for him.What a blowjob lol
If you think lindsay drunken twitts you have to see dinas her is hilorious and most of they make no scene the more you scroll and read the harder you will laugh. You have to see her 9/11 post this is how dina saw and remebers 9/11
She is "Out of her Mind"
Lohans need to stay off the drugs, booze and twitter

What's the matter Monster Mummy,can't use the delusional "jealous" of her "fame and fortune" bullshit.
Face facts she's a horrible person,just as you raised her to be.
Good job...you POWERLESS IDIOT!

'worst mother of the year',no it was 'worst mother ever' by a landslide vote.

1:27 Madonna is under contract with Louis Vuitton, a world-renowned fashion house.

Ungaro is a failing fashion house.

The Lying LOWhan Gang goes on and on about how "busy" HOhan is,with all her projects..yet the minute any opportunity
comes up,she's immediately available.
They're too dumb to realize how easy it is to see right through their lies.
If her career was going the way they say it is...they wouldn't have to lie.

this is bullshit i saw pictures of Lindsay and Madonna boyfriend togeter. if the story is true M was prob afraid
her boyfriend would go after Linds. everybody talks about linds what about M
she has quite the past talk about dirty and nasty. did everybody forget how m went looking for someone to knock her up.even Rodman turned her down. eewwwww

They are both gross, but at least Madonna has real talent and looks (of course w/ help from plastic surgery).

But we all SHUDDER to think of what Bloho will look like if she reaches 50.

1:37 Based on your comment, you probably have more class than you realize. The money will come with hard work. Be patient but persistent. And pride is always more important than money. Best wishes for a happy and prosperous future.

Right,Sure..Madonna is really threatened by a Disney re-make hasbeen who peaked as a teenager.
Take another hit..White Doprah

PRICELESS!!

Last night on Jay Leno, Jay said on his show that Dina Lohan is frightING TMZ for making her "the Worst Mother of the Year".

Then he said, "Dina just wishes her two daughters were sober enough to back her up!!"

LMFAO BIG TIME==== EVERYONE HATES THIS FAMILY!!

Pretty big-time when even show-biz kiss-*ss Jay Leno rags on you.

that's awesome i have to find that leno clip,anyone familiar with this family knows they are a bunch of eff-ups.
well done dina..you're a national joke.

LL'S GOING TO END UP LIKE ANOTHER COURTNEY LOVE, MELANIE GRIFFITH, SHAUNA SANDS OR AT BEST, PAM ANDERSON.

Madonna has a bit more class (and way more sex appeal and glamor, even at 50)

2:41 LOL!

Madonna homophobic?? lol
Actually the gays like her and cher quite a bit.

Madonna at 50 looks better because takes better care of herself. Madonna has a tight body, works out and has wholesome food. Lindsay has almost no muscle tone, does not exercisean eat right or get enough sleep

Madonna at 50 looks better because takes better care of herself. Madonna has a tight body, works out and has wholesome food. Lindsay has almost no muscle tone, does not exercisean eat right or get enough sleep

The Blohans are done. When Jay Leno rips you a new one and you aren't in the industry, any industry, anymore, that shows how lame the mother and 2 slutty sisters are. Desperate measure - I have an idea - call the owner of a lame club in Singapore and do an appearance for $100, so you can stalk your -ex who wants to get away. Already done.

4.53, I really don't think that LINDS will host a party in Singapore for $100.00 even to stalk Sam. Remember that she was paid $70,000 to host party in Vegas! Those are the kind of fees that she commands for appearances.

The Dina Lohan twitter page is a FAKE you asshole, didn't you know that? lol. We must all bow down to the National Enq.? lol, biggest load of garbage available, even the staff admit it! I see Madonna boyfriend happily posed with Lindsay, on more than one occasion. As for Jay Leno, cheap shot but then he always gets his laughs by insulting celebs, not just Lindsay, you people have short memories! he

You support a drugged out thief! That says A LOT about you! But hey, if Charles Manson gets several hundred fan letters, including marriage proposals, a week, I guess it's not at all surprising that a scumbag thief like Hohan gets similar blind devotion.

from a few who know, Ali is as dumb as a board.

Hence, she is Bloho's constant companion.
(Along with super-smelly Patrick)

8:14 is still showing his jealousy of the Ali & Lindsay's fame and fortune.

Madonna is crazy en cheap

Lindsay in singapore right now as a host in LG Rock music even for 3 days, she can make money only just one click, just for her appearance, how amazing and the x17 subject a boom boom party?? weeew thats so old story........All heaters......EAT THAT...hahahaha

what a buzy week for her, also the next week cos after this she will prepare for 4th Oct paris fashion event....

7:21. Exactly what fame or fortune does Ali have?

MADONNA PERRA! MALDITA!