When Guy's Away, Madonna Will Play... With Goats?


If Madonna Wanted My Advice (Which I'm Sure She Does), I'd Tell Her:
1. Lift less weights - your arms are big enough!
2. Give kids Lourdes, Rocco and David a break from the press and maybe let them skip a Saturday outing at the Kabbalah center? One week off won't hurt 'em!
And 3., why are there goats, like, leaving the Kabbalah center too? (Check it out in the vid above!) I know that's a question and not a piece of advice, but seriously... what are they doing there?!

Plus, shouldn't Madonna and Guy (pictured above in LA) be together right now, especially with those sex tape rumors surfacing?
It's called damage control, people!
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See more in the gallery: Madonna At Kabbalah!!











