Just Your Average Husband And Wife

Looks like Nick is getting used to his new role, umbrella, door, dress handler and to smile and make nice!

OMG! She makes Khloe Kardashian look anorexic!! Mariah Carey is just a big, ol', fat, MOOOOOO COW!!! She needs to stop dressing like the skinny little 23 yr. old she was when she first hit it big.

wow she's just fat!

I didn't know she married the guy that use to hold P. Diddy's umbrella (ella, ella). And what a friggin' pig she's become!! Holy crap is she HUGE!!!

Average allright.

FAT. GROSS. TACKY.

Dear X17,

What do you Mean "what is he doing?".

He's stuffing dollar bills in her butt crack, that's what he's doing.

Are you blind?

Signed,
The Stripper's Rep

Half these stupid paps can't even pronounce her name correctly.

Fuuckin illegal immigrants....

5:39 Maybe so, but she's got more talent, earned money & class than any of the Pighodashian clan!! Any of them hookers wish they had real talent other than chasing dicks, sex tapes & nudity! Not to mention the pound of make-up airbrushed on all of them!! How many different men have them tramps been through? And Mariah, yep thought so. And 6:28 THANK YOU, these illegal immigrants can even speak half english, can't say anyone's name right and just need to be deported. Matter of fact, drop Mexico off into the ocean, let them float to another part of the world, any other country would deny them any & everything. The U.S. can't take care of their own people, for these f'n roaches scrambling across the border to jump on assistance, f up traffic, hold up every line in every store because they don't speak english!!!

What is up with these idiots not being able to pronounce her name correctly?? It is not THAT hard!

These illegal immigrants actually speak french I guess she`s in France and that`s how you prononce Mariah in French and by the way the way americans say it.. Muh-ree-ah is just so ugly.. and the comments about mexicans is just plain stupid and ignorant.

I just put down a potato chip I was eating when I saw this photo . thanks mariah. I see the error in my ways. wow.

LOL to 10:41 PM !!!!

tacky

@6:28 - They're in FRANCE, and those paps ARE FROM FRANCE. Didn't you hear them speaking french ? You could also use a map and search for CANNES. Little help - it's in EUROPE.

Fuuckin uneducated people...

They're like an ethnic version of Heidi and Spencer, with all the cheese, except that they really seem to like each other. I bet poor Nick has a sore arm from holding up mirrors for her to constantly look into.

6:40 The only ethnic version of Heidi & Spencer is YOUR ASS!! Speidi is the white trash version of Parasite & Doug!! Photo Op Ho's!!

Mariah & Nick are both talented, have real careers & money longer than a neverending train!! Botox/Silicone Speidi are fake as their body parts, Mariah & Nick didn't have to stoop that low! Never have, never will! Speidi is still rolling around at the bottom of the trash can with the maggots!!!!!!!!

Touch a nerve?

If she didn't have all of that help she would end up in the hospital again. YOU dont know what its like to be followed by hundreds of photographers!!!!!!! She cannot even see with all of those lights flashing! She is a true superstar nobody else in the world gets followed like this! Since michael jackson!!

If she didn't have all of that help she would end up in the hospital again. YOU dont know what its like to be followed by hundreds of photographers!!!!!!! She cannot even see with all of those lights flashing! She is a true superstar nobody else in the world gets followed like this! Since michael jackson!!

What's he doing??? Trying to figure how his wife got hold of Jessica Simpsons "butt implants" heheheheehe

Well on the bright side Nick - at least you don't have to pay for a surf board!!!

Go home and GROW UP!!!

She's just so CLASSY lol.

T H I C K.