Under Mariah's Umbrella-ella-ella!

Ugly screeching fat pig

WOW! Look how nobody even cares!

he's so fucking ugly....what was she thinking? Oh wait, scratch that, she doesn't think!

She would have a meltdown if her hair frizzes. Screeching is a good description never liked her music and she has no stage presence to stiff.

She looks really happy!

12:43, you clearly don't know what your talking about. She owns the stage. She's the best selling female artist of the 90's.

IF ANYONE THINKS MARRIAGE TO THIS BUTT-BOY WILL LAST MORE THAN A YEAR, THEN YOU'RE CRAZY

ON THE OTHER HAND, THE POSSIBILITY ALSO EXISTS THAT THIS UNEXPECTED "MARRIAGE" IS ANOTHER ASHTON KUTCHER "POP FICTION" REALITY SHOW MOMENT..

EITHER WAY, IT'S A STUPID GODDAMNED IDEA

She always looks overstuffed into her sausage dresses. I laughed so hard when she claimed to be a size 2!

He looks like a kid. What can he possibly offer her. Well I can't blame him for going for the gold!!. Get your money dude. If sorry ass K-Fed did it you can too.

She is sooooo fake!Im not buyin it and she shouldnt be sellin it.

i love her dress!!!!!! and her rock too

hmm.sunglasses in the rain.niceee.this is all fake.publicity!cuz she's done and she needs the attention.damn.!she's stupid.wonder how many weeks this is going to last?:-?

what a cute dress! is this a good sign? she can afford all the beautiful clothes in the world yet always wears spandex. i hope this keeps up, she does look like maybe a size 2 in this

She was said to have a personal account on 'BillionaireCupid.com' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

She is starting to look like Janet Jackson? Did she have some PS to open her mouth / smile larger?

every time i hear or see news of them being married i have a good laugh. because we all know this aint gonna make it!

1. Her smile is forced, and she walks like an old woman because she's crammed into a too tight dress and too tight/ too high heels. This also explains why she has lost most of her live vocal capacity.
2. attention 1:02-
"she's the best selling artist of the '90s"
?!?!?!?!?
You DO realize that this is the year 2008, don't you? She went from "best selling" to crazy meltdown lady to diva attempting a comeback. She's a mere shadow of what she once was. You didn't just wake up did you?

I can't believe she married him? He's such an ass/nothing. WAKE UP MARIAH...WHY

Hey, at least she doesn't have to worry about Nick not getting it up like guys her age. His "stick" will be ready if the wind blows in the right direction (Mariah being the "the wind."), JK lol.

Conceited bitch. I just wanna see those titties.

what wrong with loving someone? she love him and he love her. so please dont be a haters you sick people!all yall need to get a life.you

is she trying to poke him in the eye w/ that umbrella ella ella? or is she just so self absorbed she doesn't notice.

I do not know why you ppl hate her!
She does what she likes if you guys dont like it, just move over!
Plus she got talent if she doesnt she wouldnt last that long in this industry! She wouldnt be making headlines for y'all to hate on her!

That song isn't by Mariah Carey, you idiots at X17.