Matthew Blows

Is there any way someone can come up with better stories about him? Matthew blows? LAME!

maybe he just got back from dropping john goodman off at promises and needed air in his tires....yaaa john is in rehab...bummer

he is as annoying as britney

Nossa, acho ele tão feio e mal arrumado, ecaaa

whoever writes the captions under the pics is either gay, stupid, or both.

Everyone seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the mouse this morning...GET OVER IT. (Quickly raising hand) :)

He is rich white trash! Sorry hes not hot!

I WISH HE COULD BLOW ME!!!

Too late Matthew we already noticed that you're losing you're hair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she is not beautifil, why why why matt loves her?????? she is very UGLY AND ORDINARY!!!!!!he is very blind sorry, and matt damon has married with igly woman same her!!!!!!

she is not beautifil, why why why matt loves her?????? she is very UGLY AND ORDINARY!!!!!!he is very blind sorry, and matt damon has married with igly woman same her!!!!!!

he is fucking hot!!!

ABSOLUTLEY TRUTH 2:38

This is on the job training for when his next movie tanks. Just like all the others.

I don't care if he wants to take bong hits and play bongoes after midnight, I don't care if his only bathing ritual is when he swims in the ocean, I don't CARE. Just as long as he keeps walking around lookin' like that, letting X17 take his picture. It's a beautiful thing. I'm so sorry if he doesn't float your boat, but STOP TRYING TO SPOIL IT FOR THE REST OF US. That is one sweet piece of man-candy. An all-day sucker.

he is replacing owen wilson in trpic thunder...how sucky is that yuckkkkk he was god in the episode of sex in the city when he played himself a self centered a hole who uses his celeb status to get women and fuck them and then smoke a phaaaat j and pass out only to wake up the sleeping girl with a rockin set of himself live on the bongos....and if the chick is lucky he will be naked and the cops wont show up...pathetic

Matty, honey, please get a haircut! still, i wanna have your baby :))))

Matty, honey, please get a haircut! still, i wanna have your baby :))))

Do you think the age difference is strange? Is she really going to be his bride? She looks like his child bride to me. Much too young for him!

Not that you can see her in these pictures. I was just saying.

HE IS SO PERFECT. CAN'T THINK OF A THING I'D CHANGE ON THAT MAN