Matthew - Still Surfing, Still Mmm Mmm Good

Yea...dell right!!

Just as long as he shuts up with that stupid Texas drawl!

Todays Odds:

1 to 1 he gets wet tonight w/ hot girlfriend
10 to 1 he is followed by x17 again today
100 to 1 he gets wasted w/woody later
1000 to 1 he gets eaten by a shark
10000 to 1 he ever puts a shirt back on
100000 to 1 he bangs shitney spears
1000000 to 1 he is gay

Todays Odds:

1 to 1 he gets wet tonight w/ hot girlfriend
10 to 1 he is followed by x17 again today
100 to 1 he gets wasted w/woody later
1000 to 1 he gets eaten by a shark
10000 to 1 he ever puts a shirt back on
100000 to 1 he bangs shitney spears
1000000 to 1 he is gay

Is he swimming in red tide?

WHAT

MATTHEW

McCONAUGHEY

DOESN'T

WANT

YOU

TO

KNOW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpEJ7TNMqf8

(and now you do!)

his smile and paris hilton looks the same
http://parishilton.snagapic.com

this idiot doesn't stand up on the board!

pathetic fake-surfer!!!

this annal buckaneer is sooooo dense, sooo slow, soooo sluggish....lacks of interest.assclown.
you wanna be slater??????
fucking idiot

MATT IS THE SEXIEST MAN IN WORLD AND WHO EVER DOESNT THINK SO CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE

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X17:

HOT:

A)ASSMASTER
B)FUCKFACE
C)POSER
D)RECTAL RANGER

ONE WHO YOU WOULD:

A)OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
B)SPIT IN HIS DICKFACE
C)SODOMIZE WITH A SEMENTAL HORSE
D)KILL.EXTERMINATE.

ONE WHO MAKES YOU:
A)SICK
B)PUKE
C)SUICIDE
D)MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HOT=MATHEW=clusterfucked, asshole-slurping, rectal-gobbling, penis-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard

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HOT:

A)ASSMASTER
B)FUCKFACE
C)POSER
D)RECTAL RANGER

ONE WHO YOU WOULD:

A)OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
B)SPIT IN HIS DICKFACE
C)SODOMIZE WITH A SEMENTAL HORSE
D)KILL.EXTERMINATE.

ONE WHO MAKES YOU:
A)SICK
B)PUKE
C)SUICIDE
D)MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HOT=MATHEW=clusterfucked, asshole-slurping, rectal-gobbling, penis-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard

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HOT:

A)ASSMASTER
B)FUCKFACE
C)POSER
D)RECTAL RANGER

ONE WHO YOU WOULD:

A)OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
B)SPIT IN HIS DICKFACE
C)SODOMIZE WITH A SEMENTAL HORSE
D)KILL.EXTERMINATE.

ONE WHO MAKES YOU:
A)SICK
B)PUKE
C)SUICIDE
D)MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HOT=MATHEW=clusterfucked, asshole-slurping, rectal-gobbling, penis-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard

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1:33

i don't think this horseface is hot,butt munch!!!

any friend of mine looks better than this fag.

mediocre.

half-wip

He's not even close to HOT...What the hell r u guys thinking ?

yeah 1:53

too many jerkoffs here.

if this dickface is hot, i'm gonna check my eyes tomorrow. maybe i lack bottle-bottom-glasses

IS THAT WHAT HE IS TO YOU? I KNEW IT! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MATT!!!!!!!

He is fake

I don't find him hot at all...

Matt is sooooo hot, gorgeous body and beatiful eyes.

MAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

airhead

he's just an
Ass-kisser
wooooooooo!!!!!!yes, i call him
anal buccaneer
anal intruder
anal invader
ass
homosexual sodomite.
promiscuous ass bandit

if i find sexy this assclown ??
no thanks, i don't like assfuckers

But maybe you bitches above you love assholes,anuses.

this short dick ass nibbler
is the hotest batty boy , oh yeah!

rubbish!!!!

whores, you are boneheads, that's why a bum boy make your vaginas sweat.

assholes.

hahahahhah!

the dude is gayer than a three dollar bill and all you fucking whores who think he is hot are fucking losers for digging a gayboy. and woohoo he surfs on those 1 foot california waves!!!! fucking douche bag. the only reason he "hooks up" with chicks is because he would lose all his cred if it was known he was a fudge packer

people, people, people! What's wrong with you? Didn't your parents teach you to be nice to people? How would you like it if someone called you names like you're calling him?
Man! Do you not have any respect?

he has a ugly face and ugly legs
thats all

enough will the matthew pics. they're all the same! boringggg.

He is so-o-o-o-o HOT!!!!!!!!!!! And so down to earth-never read crap about him.

you people are just jealous!

YES I AM JELOUS OF BEING A RIDICULOUS ASSCLOWN, BRAINDEAD PRETENDING TO BE A PRO"SURFER" BUT WHO IS IN FACT A PATHETIC IDIOT RATTY ASSHAT

I AM A GIRL, LOL, CAN'T BE JEALOUS OF A MAN.

3:49 AND 1:39 COMMENTS ARE MINE

AND YES, I FIND THIS ASSMASTER COMPLETELY DIS-GUS-TING

I WANNA PUKE!!!!!!

Attention Great White Sharks, free meal!

I'm a female too and this ugly, rancid creep makes me want to puke. GAWD enuff with the pics of him. He's so sickening to look at. Seriously.

Keep them coming, always. You could change this to x17MatthewOnlyOnline.com OK? Who cares if others don't think like us? Matthew oozes sexiness. If these women don't want him FINE! Haha, like I'd ever get a chance but who cares? It's fun to fantasize. Gawd he's hot!!!!