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Matthew - Still Surfing, Still Mmm Mmm Good

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According the UrbanDictionary ...

HOT -

I. One who is:

a. gorgeous
b. pretty
c. beautiful
d. cute
e. attractive

II. One who you would:

a. lick
b. suck
c. nibble
d. flirt with
e. have sexual relations with

III. One who makes you:

a. flip
b. crazy
c. nutty
d. pass out
e. drool
f. fantasize

According to me:

HOT = Matthew McConaughey

more pix inside ...



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SEE MORE:
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  >   Matthew Blows - Sep 19, 2007
  >   One Last Run? - Sep 18, 2007

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COMMENTS

Yea...dell right!!

Posted by: Nina


Just as long as he shuts up with that stupid Texas drawl!

Posted by: Crazy!


Todays Odds:

1 to 1 he gets wet tonight w/ hot girlfriend
10 to 1 he is followed by x17 again today
100 to 1 he gets wasted w/woody later
1000 to 1 he gets eaten by a shark
10000 to 1 he ever puts a shirt back on
100000 to 1 he bangs shitney spears
1000000 to 1 he is gay

Posted by: Anonymous


Todays Odds:

1 to 1 he gets wet tonight w/ hot girlfriend
10 to 1 he is followed by x17 again today
100 to 1 he gets wasted w/woody later
1000 to 1 he gets eaten by a shark
10000 to 1 he ever puts a shirt back on
100000 to 1 he bangs shitney spears
1000000 to 1 he is gay

Posted by: Anonymous


Is he swimming in red tide?

Posted by: mimi


WHAT

MATTHEW

McCONAUGHEY

DOESN'T

WANT

YOU

TO

KNOW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpEJ7TNMqf8

(and now you do!)

Posted by: it's true


his smile and paris hilton looks the same
http://parishilton.snagapic.com

Posted by: Anonymous


this idiot doesn't stand up on the board!

pathetic fake-surfer!!!

this annal buckaneer is sooooo dense, sooo slow, soooo sluggish....lacks of interest.assclown.
you wanna be slater??????
fucking idiot

Posted by: Anonymous


MATT IS THE SEXIEST MAN IN WORLD AND WHO EVER DOESNT THINK SO CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE

Posted by: PROUD FAN FROM AUSTIN


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X17:

HOT:

A)ASSMASTER
B)FUCKFACE
C)POSER
D)RECTAL RANGER


ONE WHO YOU WOULD:

A)OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
B)SPIT IN HIS DICKFACE
C)SODOMIZE WITH A SEMENTAL HORSE
D)KILL.EXTERMINATE.

ONE WHO MAKES YOU:
A)SICK
B)PUKE
C)SUICIDE
D)MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HOT=MATHEW=clusterfucked, asshole-slurping, rectal-gobbling, penis-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard


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HOT:

A)ASSMASTER
B)FUCKFACE
C)POSER
D)RECTAL RANGER


ONE WHO YOU WOULD:

A)OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
B)SPIT IN HIS DICKFACE
C)SODOMIZE WITH A SEMENTAL HORSE
D)KILL.EXTERMINATE.

ONE WHO MAKES YOU:
A)SICK
B)PUKE
C)SUICIDE
D)MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HOT=MATHEW=clusterfucked, asshole-slurping, rectal-gobbling, penis-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard


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HOT:

A)ASSMASTER
B)FUCKFACE
C)POSER
D)RECTAL RANGER


ONE WHO YOU WOULD:

A)OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS
B)SPIT IN HIS DICKFACE
C)SODOMIZE WITH A SEMENTAL HORSE
D)KILL.EXTERMINATE.

ONE WHO MAKES YOU:
A)SICK
B)PUKE
C)SUICIDE
D)MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

HOT=MATHEW=clusterfucked, asshole-slurping, rectal-gobbling, penis-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard


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Posted by: Anonymous


1:33

i don't think this horseface is hot,butt munch!!!

any friend of mine looks better than this fag.

mediocre.


half-wip

Posted by: someone with better taste than you


He's not even close to HOT...What the hell r u guys thinking ?

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah 1:53

too many jerkoffs here.

if this dickface is hot, i'm gonna check my eyes tomorrow. maybe i lack bottle-bottom-glasses

Posted by: Anonymous


IS THAT WHAT HE IS TO YOU? I KNEW IT! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MATT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


He is fake

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't find him hot at all...

Posted by: Julia


Matt is sooooo hot, gorgeous body and beatiful eyes.

Posted by: Sonia


MAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

airhead

he's just an
Ass-kisser
wooooooooo!!!!!!yes, i call him
anal buccaneer
anal intruder
anal invader
ass
homosexual sodomite.
promiscuous ass bandit

if i find sexy this assclown ??
no thanks, i don't like assfuckers


But maybe you bitches above you love assholes,anuses.

this short dick ass nibbler
is the hotest batty boy , oh yeah!

rubbish!!!!

whores, you are boneheads, that's why a bum boy make your vaginas sweat.

assholes.


Posted by: mathew horseface has the widest asshole in usa


hahahahhah!

Posted by: Anonymous


the dude is gayer than a three dollar bill and all you fucking whores who think he is hot are fucking losers for digging a gayboy. and woohoo he surfs on those 1 foot california waves!!!! fucking douche bag. the only reason he "hooks up" with chicks is because he would lose all his cred if it was known he was a fudge packer

Posted by: art vandelay


people, people, people! What's wrong with you? Didn't your parents teach you to be nice to people? How would you like it if someone called you names like you're calling him?
Man! Do you not have any respect?

Posted by: no one you know


he has a ugly face and ugly legs
thats all

Posted by: hell


enough will the matthew pics. they're all the same! boringggg.

Posted by: Anonymous


He is so-o-o-o-o HOT!!!!!!!!!!! And so down to earth-never read crap about him.

Posted by: mj


you people are just jealous!

Posted by: Me!


YES I AM JELOUS OF BEING A RIDICULOUS ASSCLOWN, BRAINDEAD PRETENDING TO BE A PRO"SURFER" BUT WHO IS IN FACT A PATHETIC IDIOT RATTY ASSHAT


I AM A GIRL, LOL, CAN'T BE JEALOUS OF A MAN.

3:49 AND 1:39 COMMENTS ARE MINE


AND YES, I FIND THIS ASSMASTER COMPLETELY DIS-GUS-TING

I WANNA PUKE!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Attention Great White Sharks, free meal!

Posted by: Castra Regina


I'm a female too and this ugly, rancid creep makes me want to puke. GAWD enuff with the pics of him. He's so sickening to look at. Seriously.

Posted by: jenni


Keep them coming, always. You could change this to x17MatthewOnlyOnline.com OK? Who cares if others don't think like us? Matthew oozes sexiness. If these women don't want him FINE! Haha, like I'd ever get a chance but who cares? It's fun to fantasize. Gawd he's hot!!!!

Posted by: LadyWithClass






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