Mmmmegan

Photo courtesy of Terry Richardson / GQ

Megan Fox is one of the hottest women in Hollywood, so leave it up to the folks at GQ to make her look this good on their October cover. In addition to baring her sexy, tattooed body in the issue, the Foxy one opens up about her career, her thoughts on those Disney girls and her sex life.

On her career:

“I don’t want to be famous right now. I’ve done one movie. And it’s not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean - I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.”

On the Disney girls:

“With any of the Miley Cyrus sh*t, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens sh*t - I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an assh*le and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a d*ck. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. F*ck Disney.”

On her fling with a Russian stripper when she was 18:

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man; sorry, Mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time - I would go there by myself. I bought her things - perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration - like 'You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.”

But is she a lesbian?

"I don’t want it to come off as a Lindsay Lohan vibe. You know? Look, I’m not a lesbian - I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.”

Megan goes on to talk about her upcoming role in Jennifer's Body, as well as what she thinks of Angelina Jolie (“I don’t even consider her human; she’s like a superhuman goddess”), and she even talks about that incident last year where she was photographed grabbing her boyfriend's crotch in public. She ends the interview by telling the reporter, “My publicist is going to hang herself knowing what I’ve told you. She’s going to quit the business and open a taco stand.”

Sure, Megan is a sex goddess, but she's honest, funny, and she's not afraid to say what's on her mind. Though has the tattoos and stunning looks to be labeled Angelina 2.0, she is her own person, and that's why I love her.