Who Are The Top 20 Babes On The Maxim Hot 100 List?

WTF???????

WTF? Who voted- martians?..friggn weird list..

1.Britney Spears

I cannot believe Christina Aguilera is even on it. Seriously. Tranny make-up is not hot !!

Britney is such a natural beauty. She should've been higher up on the list.

And who voted that thing on #1??

Where is Schlinds ???!!!! Maybe she would make #1 in the top 100 coke whores

wft

If you take a look back since 2000 it will surprise you how low Britney has been on the list and some years didn't make the list...Christina has been in the top 20 since 2000 and has the biggest selling cover...Most people use makeup to look better Christina on the other hand hurts her looks with makeup but Britney is far from being a natural beauty we all know what she looked like driving around L.A. the past 5 years and without the help of her Dad she wouldn't know to bath daily or brush her teeth!!Remember she let her boys teeth rot.

You can add; Diane Mizota, Carrie Ann Inaba and Chiaki Kuriyama to that list and take off: Britney Spears, Christine Aguilera and Meagan Fox. Tatoos and mommies = not hot.

This list is bullshaat. A lot of nothing specials, uglies, and wannabes. My cat should be on this list. He is hotter than most of these skanks.

Britney doesn't do well on beauty list she didn't make People's Most Beautiful list.Meagan Fox scarred her body with ugly tatoos!!Who wants a picture of a dead movie star on there body?

Take Bar Refaeli off. From the neck up she looks like my hamster from 3rd grade except her teeth are yellower.

Britney is such a natural beauty. She should've been higher up on the list.

ROTFLMAO!

WTFFFFF

Britney Spears, the poster child for inbred hillbillies made the list and Charilze Theron didn’t! What a joke!

Britney is the hottest

shitney should not have made the list...she's fugly!!!

12:30 I agree (but her name is spelled Charlize).

olivia wilde is hot...she deserves the #1 spot...rihanna oh please she's disgusting!

I'm really not into the Maxim Hot 100 list but,I don't agree that the chick they chose to be number one should be in the number one spot.I don't even know who this girl is.She shouldn't be on this list at all.And another thing Eliza Dushku before Rihanna.First of all Eliza is short pudgy and ugly I feel Rihanna should of been either before or after Megan Fox.Megan Fox is ok,Rihanna is beautiful.I feel like they put people in front of her that should of come after her.None of these girls have more style or beauty than Rihanna.

Hi, I'm J. Q. Figment! I write for Maxim. I’m turned on by alcoholism, drug addiction, mental illness, child neglect, rat weaves, overexposed labias, c-section scars and women who like to get down and dirty with almost any man listed in the Greater Los Angeles telephone book before hopping into bed with a random paparazzo. If she has to ask her dad for approval to go out on a date, she’s a real keeper!

Bar is ugly , she is on the list only because she was on the cover of SI but next year she will be not on the list

Bar is ugly , she is on the list only because she was on the cover of SI but next year she will be not on the list

A lot of people still find Britney quite hot. It was Maxim's choice after all. So its not like anyone can say that this was all the fans.

She does look pretty good imo.

Angelina Jolie didn’t make the list. Octomom split the vote.

Wow, Michelle Obama #93!!! no rigging there, seriously, more like
#5,000,000,093. Is Kojo working at Maxim mag now???

Aging sluts, homely tween girls and gays who want a plastic barbie doll think Shitney looks hot.

How much did Papa Spears have to pay someone to get Shitney on THIS list???? What a joke.

This is NOT about beauty. It’s a farce. Maxim picked a cross section of names to sell magazines and justify/increase advertising rates on the web site.

Has anybody besides me seen pictures of Britney’s fan? Whoa, scary!

I dont see why would anyone be surprised that Olivia is 1. Like others on the list are any better??

she is seriously gorgeous AND a princess! google it.

IN WHAT WORLD IS ELIZA DUSHKU HOTTER THAN RIHANNA AND ADRIANA LIMA??!??!!

You know who should be No.1 ?
Bridget the midget, that's who.
signed: Bridget the Midget

I think natural beauty is someone without silicone tits, tatoos and plastic surgery. Who fits the bill ?

5 Things You Didn't Know About Olivia Wilde

http:// www.people.com/people/article/0,,20278625,00.html

Spammers suck martian shizz

2:07 - Honey, we really don't GIVE A FLYING F about Olivia Wilde.

Both Charlize and Angelina made the list. They were in the 30's or 40's. Eventhough Jennnifer did the nude cover for GQ she didn't make the list at all. Funny considering that she and her fans thinks she's a sex goddess.

2:07 - Honey, we really don't GIVE A FLYING F about Olivia Wilde.

2:37 - Sweetie, I really don't care WHO OR WHAT YOU GIVE A FLYING FUUCK about. I’m sure you hear that a lot. LOL!

wtfffff

Lots of dirty old men voted for Slutney. What a ridiculous list.......LOL Her name discredits the whole thing.

They must be clinging to their pedo-esque dreams of the slutty school girl from a decade ago.

Britney should never be on that list.
it's a joke that she is on it, because she is fat and ugly. Look at Britney compared to Megan Fox..lol what a joke.
they must feel sorry for her and that
is why they put her on there.

Pa Spears most likely paid for Bloatney to be on it for $1,000,000. hahahaha

It's pity. Pure and simple.

lmao at the moron who called Britney Spears a " natural beauty" you have to
be kidding? she is fake as hell. fake hair, fake tan, looks like hell without make up on. fas eyes, linebackers neck and tree stump legs.

3:09 When a sighted person writes, “Britney is such a natural beauty” pause for a moment and think about what that person must look like. Trust me, it will make the tiny hairs on the back of your neck stand up!

I guess it just depends on whos got the most persuasive pr team.

How the hell did Freida Pinto not crack the top 10?! WTF?

Then again... this is the same magazine that voted LiLo number 1 two years ago. We shouldn't take it too seriously.

Wow.. beauties like Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie and Catherine Zeta Jones etc. are not on the top 20 list.. I don't understand this.. Or how about Aishwarya Rai? ..this is so wrong.

Where's Kristin Cavallari???

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE ALL OF U WHO CALL BRITNEY FAT....AND U DONT HAVE TO BE A FAN BUT GET SERIOUS THE WOMEN IS BEAUTIFUL!!!....FLAWLESS INFACT....AND I WOULD LOVE FOR ALL OF U TO GO THREW THE THINGS SHE WENT THREW INFRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THEN COME BACK ON TOP OF HER GAME LIKE SHE DID.....BUT WHAT CAN I SAY HATERS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND....SO DO UR JOB.....KEEP HATIN....WHAT UP!

HEY FUCKWIT SHITNEY PUT HERSELF THROUGH ALL THAT CRAP BY DRINKING, DRUGGING SCREWING HER KIDS & FUCKING LOSERS!!!!!

Maxim magazine sucks, so who cares what they think.

4:40 and 5:29

http:// www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/vPRwonnXjiogzxwlFXZJqZivo1_500.jpg

Maxim is a good magazine 05.13.2009

For the write-up on number 6 in the Maxim Hot 100, Eliza Dushku talks about seeing her tattoos naked while in the shower, and Maxim writes, “you’ve delivered a roundhouse kick to our heartstrings”.

Let’s just let that sink in for a second, shall we?

Keep in mind this is Maxims biggest issue of the year, and they couldn’t even get past number 6 without sounding like complete imbeciles who collectively know a total of two people who have ever even kissed a girl. And one of those people was their dad. And the other one was Spiderman.

And, I assume this goes without saying, but to have Jennifer Love Chewitt within 9 spots of Megan Fox on a “hot” list is so alarmingly god damn dumb, it should get you automatically fired. Fired, and then robbed, and thrown into the parking lot and beaten with pipes, then sent off to live on an island with monsters on it. WWTDD.com

I would like to issue a retraction of "comments" posted by Anonymous at May 13, 2009 1:08 PM on this web page. The authors have made mistaken assertions about Angelina Jolie.

A correct analysis of the data showed the authors had no supporting data to validate their assumptions.

Thank You for reading X17 comments...

where's Freida Pinto on this list?! the fact that she's not even in the top 20 is bad enough. F.U. Maxim!

LOL @ 5:45 you are pathetic!

I had no idea who Freida Pinto was so I looked her up. She’s beautiful! Maxim’s list has made them the butt of jokes everywhere.

17. Britney Spears yeah sure.

Gave up on Maxim years ago and now I know why!

leighton meester and britney spears got their dickkks cut offffff having rough sex with elaine livlely and bothlike katy perry, megan fox and gina carano all have faces only a mother could love. gina carao got her dickk cut offff licking chriskp.jensenackles got his cut offfffff making out with seth rogan wh got his dickk cut offf livking jered pedelecki

Alpha Media purchased Maxim, Stuff Magazine and Blender Magazine. The publisher folded Stuff magazine into Maxim. In March he closed Blender Magazine. By next year, Maxim will be dead too.

alexanderg, let me guess, you're maybe 13? If you're older, you should really be crushed flat by the sheer magnitude of your stupidity!

Wow alexanderg. Drink, much? When you sober up, google female external genital anatomy.

We'll probably be seeing someone named 'alex' or 'alexanderg' being hauled out of an apartment after the neighbors complained about the late night use of power tools, horrible smells, and muffled screams coming from the apartment. The detectives will find various body parts in the fridge and jars, many containing male and female genitalia.

I'll keep checking MSNBC's Weird News Section. LOL!

Later!

Later!

Men of Honor is an excellent movie. If you haven't seen it, it's worth watching - more than once!

Really? Couldn't stand that movie! Oh well.

...later (again)! ;)

I loved Robert De Niro in that movie! Oh well different strokes... :)

Have you ever read FMyLife My life sucks but I don't give a f***!?

The comments range from sad to hilarious!

Here's an example:

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I proceeded to tell the dentist my entire sexual and drug history in detail. FML
#1877566 (137) - 05/12/2009 at 4:56pm by Anonymous - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (31303) - you deserved that one (6288)

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Totally agree with Dooley! Christina's the hottest! Olisa Wilde, seriously??? I only knew her when I checked her profile, ah, the O.C. DJ gal...

Totally agree with Dooley! Christina's the hottest! Olisa Wilde, seriously??? I only knew her when I checked her profile, ah, the O.C. DJ gal...

One of the recent FMyLife comments really stood out. Someone was denied a passport because the birth date they wrote on the form didn’t match the date on their birth certificate. He/She checked their birth certificate and discovered their parents had been celebrating their birthday on the wrong day!

Well that was inaccurate!

I must have mixed two comments together.

Here is the original comment:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

#18551 (262) - 02/09/2009 at 8:55pm by Noname - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (245666) - you deserved that one (12246)

megan fox-no
rihanna-no
christina-no
kate perry-no
BRITNEY-YES number one or behind adrina

Shitney's an abusive hag who has abused everyone around her, especially her kids!

There are alot of beautiful girls and women around and they aren't all movie stars, that's just one magazines list; so don't freak out. Let the young have their day, there is a new list every year isn't there ?

This is Maxim's SEXIEST! Not Most Beautiful!! I guess. kekeke

I don’t think they’re arguing about young vs. older female celebrities. It looks like most would swap one celebrity for another in the same age bracket. Most just seem aggravated their favorite was left off and others were included on the list.

hey try to use english t atkes a total loser freakazoid to defend peopple you do not know stalker. to the 2 unamed people leave alexg alone only people who don't have sex defend women this hard and no one wants to have sex w/ you allprobably anyway.stop talking about your mom's males and female genetalia for the one who said alex g will be hauled out of........... look att the female anatomy? well hey only a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr would google to look at female anatomy anyway unpopular virgins that use ings as excuses ft women in highschool rejecting them freaks!!!!!!!losers.

MAN GANG UP ON THE ON ALEXANDERG TELLING THE TRUTH VIRGINS. DEFENDING OVERATED CHICKS. THE GUY SAYING CONTAINING WHAT YOU TRANSEXUAL OR TRANSGENDER LIKE LIZ PINA OR LEIGHTON MEESTER HERMAPHRADITE LIKE ERIC ASTRATA WHO GOT HIS DICKK CUT OFFFFFF LICKING BLAKE LIVELYMALE AND FEMALE WHAT STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUSELF WATERBUFFALOS.

Wow, congrats to Britney! She looks the best she has in years so i am not surprised.

What's even more pathetic is a loser trying to defend their idiotic ramblings of a clearly disturbed mind by changing monikers like 9:28-37-42 is! What's left of your mind is completely fuct!

lmfao @ 3:15, soooooo true, that is soo funny.

OMG that's ONE nut? Get the net!

10:06 :)

I looked at the Lindsay thread again. Don’t go back there without the big net!

ARE YOY KIDDING ME? BAR REFAELI 3? WHATTTTT??????

This list is awful. I guess that this is why maxim is going out of business. Playboy is also having a lot of financial trouble too. Internet porn has made all of these magazines irrelevant.

are you all kidding me? the top three should definately be in the top three. those of you who think britney spears is a natural beauty are idiots. shes not good looking at all. and for those of you who are bashing the top three, while i dont know what order i would put them in, are clearly just overweight jealous cunts, or perez hilton wannabes

MSN financial analysts were discussing Playboy stock last week. You're right, the company is in trouble.

wtff she isnt even hot!!!
Wheres Kim kardashian,beyonce,halle berry,lady gaga,eva mendes. What dumbass picked this list?

BaR Refaeli is a Big BIT..CH. Her fu..cking Leonardo Dicaprio.Thats why she is 3.

Michelle Obama????? I know she's the first lady but she's UGLY

Michelle Obama????? I know she's the first lady but she's UGLY

Jennifer Love Hewitt? Sure in the 90's, but now? I don't think that Britney is stunning, but she has her beat in the all over looks dept. She even ranked higher than Biel and Alba. Someone is delusional.

yeah !!! olivia wilde 1# and megane fox 2# this is perfect

Bar Refaeli is fug in da face.

Olivia Wild deserves it! She's beautiful and hot!

christina is so fucking ugly! she looks like a travesti ! juts make up!! and fake body. and the slut naked named rihanna monkey face!! katy perry she is relly so ficking ugly. i can not believe. number one !!!!!!! lindsay lohan!!! she is perfet

No Angelina HA HA
Saw her in the Changeling my god she looks 50+ years old and it was shot a year or two ago, maybe she is trying to look more Brad's age and it was before the twins when she looked Anorexic

Yes Britney is pretty I just don't get it with Jessica Beils though, yuck

wew... i think lindsay shoul be at the top...numer 1 of course...don't you think so???

LOVE BRITNEY HATE BRITNEY , SHE IS HOT AND NATURAL BEAUTY oh by the way ur begging to if u seek her(in ur dream bitches)!!!!!!!!

okey so rihanna , xtina , katy perry , jessica biel , shouldn't be on the top 50 . let's be more clear !
rihanna : hot body , normal face so she shouldn't be in top 50
xtina:normal body , normal face shouldn't be in top 100 nothing special about her anymore
katy perry:beautiful body,beautiful face but not in top 20
jessica biel:hothothot body uglyuglyugly face , not in top 50
britney spears:body in shape considered hot(abs...legs)(not skinny) face=beautiful , natural , and something special and attractive about her ! top 10

The list is so accurate and representative. That's why no one knows who number one is.

Megan Fox should of been #1. They say she smells like alphaero and clouds. Have you seen the new terminator pics? hot... Hot... HOT!