Michael Jackson's Funeral To Be Held At The Staples Center Next Tuesday

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Michael Jackson will be cremated and his ashes turned into coco pops, so he will get the feeling of going through a little boys ass one more time.

It is a well known fact that chimps are a gateway drug to 13-year-old boys.

McDonalds just released the new "McJackson" Commemorative Happy Meal. Several children have already choked on the plastic toy.

dude your sick, real sick

MJ's last wish was to be turned into straws so that kids could still suck on him.

Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack, he drowned. Paramedics found him in the bathtub trying to blow BUBBLES.

Michael you left such a legacy on this earth, have touched SO MANY!!!

your all sick

Run, cherubs, run!

Keep your tickets, This is all a setup for the best performance of Thriller ever.

Michael Jackson died when he heard that Boyz to Men was a band not a delivery service.

all the pedophile jokes are SICKENING,glad to see your all pedophile haters but post jokes about young kids in sexual situations. Nothing but PEDOPHILE PROMOTERS. One day you'll see that and maybe god will judge YOU.

wow its disgusting that even after someone has died people would have the nerve to say something so cruel. he was a good, gentle man, may god grant his soul peace. the king of pop lives forever

It's a shame Jackson died before he could finish his book, The Ins And Outs of Child Rearing

1121 WACKO JACKO IS WAITING 4 U IN HELL

I am so glad that such sick minded people are no where near my children. I think that you all are the one that need to correct your ways, i mean who can come up with such disgusting things? sick minds...its a shame

H o l y f u c k l m f a o ! ! ! ! ! !

sex jokes about kids= pedophile lovers

to 11:23, I'm sorry but my thoughts on this have nothing to do with Michael Jackson. It has EVERYTHING to do with how you are speaking of young children. It's pretty pathetic that you are disgusted by any pedophiles actions yet laugh at the jokes. I hate pedophiles but I hate the how you people make innocent children the butt of your disgusting jokes. TeChnically if you feel MJ is in hell...HE'S WAITTNG FOR YOU!

are u serious wow people some things should never be said and these jokes... wow people. is Micheal really the bad guy here, i dont think so. get some seriously needed help =)

Oh my gawd I'm howling!!!! My bf sent me a funny joke, I'll get it!!!!

To all you perverts posting trash at this site....I am watching you....and waiting....CAREFULLY.

Got it!!!!

Michael Jackson contains so much plastic that he will be melted down and turned into Lego, so children can play with him for a change.

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning - they found a nine year old weiner in his mouth.

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BREAKING NEWS
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Michael Jackson alive! He was earlier found in the children's ward, having a stroke.
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Are you serious? Surely this event is not be ticketed! Surely not. Tell me not.

Just before Michael Jackson's death, he updated his will. His wishes was to be melted down and made into a Nintendo Wii, so all the little children can still play with him.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest

fucking c#unts

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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

A: One's white, made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with, but the other carries your groceries.
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it's nice to see the people that are standing up and talking out about the jokes on here. X17 seriously needs to monitor the comments section, too bad some find molester jokes funny. 11:15, 11:21. 11:25, 11:25, 11:29, 11:30 WAY TO GO.

lolololololololhahahahahahlolololmafao!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Jackson's death is believed to be because when Farrah died earlier today, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

F R E E S P E E C H C U N T!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

OMG HAHAHAHA

Clearly, one person is responsible for all the jokes posted. Hopefully you will find help to resist YOUR pedophile urges. FREAK!! One day someone will talk about your small children like that.

Michael Jackson donated his body to Coca-Cola. They're now using 75%-less material for their packaging.

OK...sicko.....with the potty mouth...I'm right outside your door waiting for you.

WE LOOOOOOOOOVE U WACKO JACKO!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

MJ PEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOVERRRRRRRRRRS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WACKO JACKO = COCKSUCKING PEDO!!!!!

Hey I know...this is the funniest pedophile joke EVER!!!

Let's take all the jokes and insert your childrens name in them. That will be a riot!!!LMFAO!!LMFAO!!!ROTFL!!!OMG HAHAHA!!!OMG!!!!HAHAHA!!!OMFLMAOLMAO!!!Bwahahahaha!!

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Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

A: Two 5 year olds.
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL!

funny!!heheheheheh.....

PEDOPHILE JOKE POSTERS= PEDOPHILE SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.

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.Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
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ooooo my god lol

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Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
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OK potty mouth....that does it.
You better take a good long look at your privates tonight....because they're not going to be there when you wake up. Better get all your laughing in now sweetie.

What's the difference between Jacko and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

SERIOUSLY THERE IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR ON THIS SITE. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND KEEP YOUR CHILDREN INSIDE.

I'M OUTTY, I'VE GROWN TIRED OF PLAYING WITH YOU LOSER! FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE YOUR EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN. HOPE IT FEELS GOOD. btw I THINK 11:32 IS ABOUT YOU.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!

JC Penny is having a sale. MJ BOYS pants half off!

What do MJ and broccoli have in common?
Both are force fed to tiny boys.

rotfllllllllllllllllmao

ah f u c k ya got the slumber party one already. shiiit

Jacko wants his ashes put in a etch a sketch so kids can still play with his knob

hahahaha I can't take any more hahahahaha

IF YOUR SO PROUD OF YOURSELF AND THE JOKES YOU POST YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR NAME ON THEM INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND THE PANSY "ANONYMOUS" NAME.AND IF YOU THINK IN YOUR LIL PEON MIND THAT YOU ARE ANGERING ME OR FRUSTRATING ME IN ANY WAY, THINK AGAIN. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU THAT YOUR IDEA OF A THURSDAY NIGHT IS TO SPEND IT MAKING PEDOPHILIC JOKES ON A CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE. IT'S A SHAME YOUR MOTHER RAISED SUCH A FOOL.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE HAVE CONTACTED X17 TO LOOK INTO THE COMMENTS YOU'VE POSTED ON THE SITE.

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BREAKING NEWS FUNERAL DELAYED

Undertakers don't know what to do with the body because plastic recycling night isn't until Tuesday.

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lol funniest eva, cya.

That's gross but funny, hahahahahahahaha!!!

McDonalds is selling a new burger *McJacko* 50 year old meat between 12 yrs old buns.

hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!

dude you rock. see ya

I gotta find more.

Micheal's dying wish was for his ashes to be turned into plastic cups so that little kids could get their mouth around his rim.

funny shit on youtube check it out.

duh search youtube michael jackson dead

cool thx

great stuff

I miss all the crazy jon&kate stuff. when will they start posting again it's like they just went away. i need my daily crazy kate fix. anybody have any info on them or links?

i know this is an mj board but i couldn't find a jon&kate article.

aw sh-t is missed it.

Oh man hehehe funny

...after what you've done on this site tonight I don't think you're going to be posting anywhere for a while.
This was not an "mj board"...

A song like bubbles, blowing tiny bubble or some shit haha Idk

X-17....out of respect for Michael Jackson...could you please remove all comments from this site ASAP....
Hello? Wake up! Remove this trash ASAP.

crazy stuff on here it's funny that someone posted about J and K haha anyway they are not making anymore public statements but im sure we will see pictures of k in her bikini in the driveway as she strolls around looking for a new husbandheehee search Jon and Kate in the search box

LMAO @ 11:14, :15, :48 are the bestest!!!

Hey who's mcing the big show???

For christ sakes, bury the fucking guy already. This MJ shit is getting sooo old now!

All u nay sayers are pathetic. Dont you think someone with Michaels power could have had children if he wanted them. He was out in the open about his love for children. Try for one minute to imagine his childhood or lack there of and wonder why all he wanted to do was relive it. Its so easy to hop on ther hate bandwagon. If for one minute I thought somebody touched my child, there is not enough hush money to queit me, Id see through til the bastard was in prison. But not these leaches.....thats all they wnted ws the money.

All u nay sayers are pathetic. Dont you think someone with Michaels power could have had children if he wanted them. He was out in the open about his love for children. Try for one minute to imagine his childhood or lack there of and wonder why all he wanted to do was relive it. Its so easy to hop on ther hate bandwagon. If for one minute I thought somebody touched my child, there is not enough hush money to queit me, Id see through til the bastard was in prison. But not these leaches.....thats all they wnted ws the money.

All u nay sayers are pathetic. Dont you think someone with Michaels power could have had children if he wanted them. He was out in the open about his love for children. Try for one minute to imagine his childhood or lack there of and wonder why all he wanted to do was relive it. Its so easy to hop on ther hate bandwagon. If for one minute I thought somebody touched my child, there is not enough hush money to queit me, Id see through til the bastard was in prison. But not these leaches.....thats all they wnted ws the money.

YEAH AND CHECK THE COMPUTER FOR KIDDIE
PORN AFTER ALL THE SUCKING JOKES WHY NOT..THE BEST WAY TO GET YOU SICK PERVERTS ON THIS COMMENT PAGE.. THE BACK
ROOM IN THE CLOSET IS WHERE ALL THE KIDDIE MOLESTATION HAPPENED..

I would not doubt if you have to pay to view the body. That would not shock me at all and I bet it his dad has something to do with it. He couldn't make money off of his son when he was alive so now he is going for it after his death. SICK! Prayers and thoughts to all who truly loved him.

I noticed the cruel people, did not have enough nerve to post a name. Just like a Drive by shooting, CHICKEN PEOPLE, POST MEAN CRUEL WORDS, THEY NEVER REVEAL THE TRUE PERSON. BACK OFF, MICHAEL IS DEAD, AND HIS LIFE IS OVER. ARE YOU JEALOUS, YOU CAN NOT SING, DANCE AND ARE STILL A LOSER.

ALSO BE CAREFUL, KARMA HAS A WAY OF COMING BACK TO YOU. CAR ACCIDENTS, HIT BY A BUS.

ALSO YOU MUST BE AFRAID, AND HAVE BAD JOBS, NO MONEY, NO EDUCATION. MOST UNEDUCATED PEOPLE, SAY CRUEL WORDS, WHEN SOMEONE DIES. BE CAREFUL, FOR IT MAY HAPPEN TO YOU TO.

Why don't you go back to India and jump in one of those huge toilet shit filled
boxes and blow bubbles. LOL.

Just what L.A. needs, another riot at the
Staples center. You know it's gonna happen. Why do they have to have a public memorial anyway? If the Jackson's were smart, they would skip the memorial (and the expense) and put together an intimate memorial t.v show that they could sell and everyone could watch. The onlpeople going to the Staples center will be the hoods and the idiots who want to get caught in a riot.

How ridiculous. They're just replacing one circus with another.

His mother probably wants to keep everything low key and dignified since she's one of Jehova's witnesses. It's probably the rest of the crazy family that wants a parade.

To the Internet Nazi: Those posters offended your fragile sensibilities, huh? Good for them. It’s obvious you don’t give a damn about the real children HE abused. You just don’t like the fact those posters remind the public HE abused children. You know damn well HE is the focus of their disdain not fictitious children. You think you can dictate what people can write? Well I have news for you, satire is protected speech in my country. Despite your hysteria trying to defend him from their jokes, the owners did not erase one word of what the posters wrote. Not one word. Those poster are free to post jokes whenever they want. If you took your blinders off for 5 minutes, you would realize those and other jokes are all over Internet. In fact, I fully expect more jokes will be written about the group catharsis at the carnival-like funeral. You are entitled to one opinion, your own. If you don’t like their jokes, learn to use the scroll bar like the rest of us.

To the jokester posters: You guys play rough but seeing you get her panties in a bunch was priceless.

************ It should be held in the Los Angeles Coliseum ********* The Staples Center is way, way too small. They could get 300,000 people for this.

The pedophelia jokes aren't even original. If you're a child they might be funny. No.....if you're a pedophile they might be funny.

R.I.P MICHEAL JACKSON

get yer tix for the dead pedo show at staples

Rev. Bubbles is master of ceremony. It's gonna be a really, really big shoooow!

Crap :( I wanted the elephant man.

WFT??? Did they get sponsors too???

im so sorry for his mother and father nd his family and ive always looked up tohim even when other people didnt so i love him and his family tanks for listening to my comment ad ano what ever yo name is you batard you should talk good tings and not talk about him he is the greatest person of the world so dnnt talk or joke about him you bitch

What the hell is going on. I don't think making jokes about MJ or anyone else being a pedophile is funny. As a matter of fact is makes me sick to my stomach. If you think these jokes are funny then you are as bad the people that are doing the crime. Think about it people, you are laughing at jokes that talk about doing sick things to kids. You would not like it if someone made a joke about your child. MJ deserves some respect, he was an icon and legend and 100 years from now his music will still be talked about, while you be nothing but dust in the wind.

Dead, dead deadski!!!!!!! hahaha

Yea don’t joke about MJ being a pedophile. He was a serious pedophile. Real serious.

why do you people talk about michael that way its sad that he died you should be listening to his music not saying mean crap about him and lemme tell you michael haters what i think of u. ur all dirty hobos that dont like the king of pop that JUST DIED so y dnt u celebrate somewhere else just dnt do it on the internet.
May there be peace in michael afterlife. may his grants be granted to his soul.And that was and still is a true thought

To the entire Jackson family I just want to say that I truly apologize for the mean and hurtful things that some people post on this site...I truly know and believe that Michael Jackson was a musical prodigy and the things that these people write adout this man is completely wrong and very dierespectful...don't let it ruin Michaels'Legacy in anyway...I know and understand what Michael was trying to tell us all...he truly is a gift to me and my entire family...THANKYOU MICHAEL...you truly changed our lives in a major way...such and ANGEL in diguise...peace and love BREEZY!ONE!

...ABOUT...I truly APOLOGIZE!!!B!1

He was a good man and father...the rumors about him and children I can't say that he did those horrible things...the media fools people in a major way they have influence over young peoples minds and how they think...this man was truly good...I know that he cared for human beings...he disregarded all of that...for someone to disregard all hatred and give...thats something to be extremely proud of...you may hate him...I don't know why...and thats not for me to understand but...I DON'T.

REST IN PEACE MICHAEL JACKSON...FROM YOUR TRUE FANS!

I can't believe people are making cruel jokes even after he's gone. A man has died for god's sake. You people don't know anything about who he really was and why he was hard to understand sometimes.

ENOUGH OF THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS! DON'T YOU SO CALLED FANS KNOW THAT GOD LOVES MICHAEL JACKSON. "PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT" (GOD LOVES YOU ALSO)........

Ok sickos this shit is not right leave the damn man alone already. We all know he didn't have a childhood and we know he went through so many sugries leave it the hell alone. The mans dead he can't even defend his damn self. Who ever wrote those sick ass jokes should hav ve shame on their selfs. So fucking what if he was mad out of plastic ya act like ya aint got ya damn flaws either. I bet ya wasn't joking on him when u brought his music and was dancing to the shit. Just leave shit it alone

RIP MJ. I didn't buy any of his music and didn't dance to it either. My point is if it quacks it's a duck. I understand the jokes are being made. This family has serious problems and only they know the true story. My one flag that showed the family was really screwed up was at the BET Awards. His dad was in the audience the entire time. Why was Janet chosen to speak? And why was he not at his daughter's side? Isn't just bizarre.

we dont know if MJ did it or not only god can judge him one word KARMA talk bad about someone who has been depressed for so many years and media manipulating his every words you joke posters are sick in the head man
one thing dont make fun of the dead may they get the respect and be left alone and rest in peace

I think that it is pretty disturbing, how at the time of someones death, people can sit back and be so disrespectful. There may have been accusations that Michael Jackson was attracted to young boys, but never once was he convicted. Its funny what type of accusations can arise, when there are millions of dollars involved. The only ones that will ever know the truth are those who were involved. At the end of the day God will be the one to make that final judgment call.
To Michaels family, be strong, hold your head high. You should be proud to have had a son who was loved by the world. All the best.

OMG i cant beleive all you people how could you make such sick jokes how could you do such a thing MJ a legend nd if you dont like him keep it too youself dont make sick jokes about him he was a great singer , dancer and a great father you people should be ashmamed . Michael your an insperation to everyone long live the king of pop MICHAEL JACKSON xxxxxxxx

Jealous fatass pedohfiles sitting there dirty asses behind a computer munching on cheeseburgers and fries while getting boners by looking at pictures of naked children.
Such no lifers putting down michael jackson,the one who lives in our hearts as always the KING of POP.
Rest In Peace. :)

I BET EVERYONE WHO'S LEAVING ALL THIS NEGATIVE SH!T AINT NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF HATING ASS WHITE PEOPLE WHO DOESNT HAVE SH!T TO DO BUT HATE. ALL YALL NEGATIVE A$$ES WILL DEF. HAVE YOUR DAY. AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES LETS SEE IF SOMEONE WRITES ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOU! STOP HATING, THE MAN IS DEAD. HE WAS NEVER CHARGED WITH ANYTHING! "POOR WHITE KID- RICH BLACK MAN... LET ME CLAIM HE TOUCHED ME AND MAKE MY MOM RICH" THOSE KIDS WERE 13? NOT NO 5 YEAR OLD KIDS, WHEN UR 13 YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG OR RIGHT SO GET THE FU(K OUT OF HERE MIKE DIDNT TOUCH OR DO NOTHING TO THEM DAMN KIDS ALL THEY WANTED WAS MONEY!

I BET EVERYONE WHO'S LEAVING ALL THIS NEGATIVE SH!T AINT NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF HATING ASS WHITE PEOPLE WHO DOESNT HAVE SH!T TO DO BUT HATE. ALL YALL NEGATIVE A$$ES WILL DEF. HAVE YOUR DAY. AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES LETS SEE IF SOMEONE WRITES ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOU! STOP HATING, THE MAN IS DEAD. HE WAS NEVER CHARGED WITH ANYTHING! "POOR WHITE KID- RICH BLACK MAN... LET ME CLAIM HE TOUCHED ME AND MAKE MY MOM RICH" THOSE KIDS WERE 13? NOT NO 5 YEAR OLD KIDS, WHEN UR 13 YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG OR RIGHT SO GET THE FU(K OUT OF HERE MIKE DIDNT TOUCH OR DO NOTHING TO THEM DAMN KIDS ALL THEY WANTED WAS MONEY!

Michael a été une version de Benjamin Button. À l'age de 5 ans il a été sur scene aussi professionnelle qu'un adulte de 50 ans et il est mort avec un coeur d'enfant dans un corps d'adulte.

Michael n'est plus. Il a été ridiculisé, humilié, sali et maintenant plusieurs en sont triste. Il faut respecter les gens de leur vivant sinon nous n'avons aucun droit d'etre triste au moment de leur grand départ.

I was wondering... due to the high plastic content of MJ's body, is his corpse an environmental hazard?

i luved micheal like i luv my family rip king of pop xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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i think all these jokes about mj are sick and you all ought to be ashamed of yourselves dont you have any consideration for wot his children and family are going through R.I.P Michael love you

you guys are sick we love mj and no matter what you do mj you will always look hot we love you rip!

go in peace mj god and his angels are redily waiting for u for the good works u did

go in peace mj god and his angels are redily waiting for u for the good works u did