These pix remind me of the video game grand theft auto: vice city. Rotflmao

lapd needs to get these fat ass cops on some kind of weight loss program.

What the hell is he wearing? EWWWWW.

That cop is a weeble wobble...how EMBARRASSING!!!!! How is he EVER going to chase anyone down? Ridiculous.

I saw him last night at Glass in Miami Beach at his table next to mine and he was drinking like a beast!

Gosh, he makes Nick Nolte look like a choir boy. I think he's starting to look like Duane "Dog" Chapman.

lord I'm fat but that mofo is gross...dude is a cop his fat ass can't catch a old lady in a wheel chair...

WTF???? he should have ran 2 feet from tubby, the cop would have had a heart attack trying to go that distance

how does that fat fuck wipe his ass??? I bet he stinks...ewwwwww

He chose to drive, just like all the other DUI's. The cop is fat so what, he might have saved old Mickey from hurting someone. Is that his daughter?

Nice to see you Mickey, I can´t belive it´s you...yes I can!
I saw you acting with Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 weeks. Exciting, I really liked you!

But you destroid yourself by drinking.

Humpty Dumpty makes an arrest

PARENTAL ADVISORY

I AM AL WAYSRIGHT, FUCKFACE EXTRAORDINAIRE, A TINY, ANGRY MAN WITH NO VOICE OTHER THAN WHAT I SPEW ON SITES LIKE THIS.

I AM A COWARD IN LIFE AND WITHOUT COURAGE, REMAIN UNABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF. I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE AND FEW, IF ANY, FRIENDS OTHER THAN RELATIVES WHO'RE OBLIGATED TO ADDRESS ME.

THIS IS MY CONFESSION. I'M TOO AFRAID TO KILL MYSELF AND THUS, I LIVE HERE, IN THIS PATHETIC STATE.

GOD BLESS ME AND MY TINY, TINY SOUL.

Just keepin' it real.

Yeah, he is fat. True. SO IS ALOT OF OTHER COPS! But maybe instead of bashing him, someone at Extreme Makeover could REWARD HIM!! (seriously)

TURN THIS EMBARASSING PICTURE INTO SOMETHING GOOD FOR HIM, MAN.

THAT AIN'T COOL, TO BE BASHING HIM!

I guess some people on here, fail to realize that this post is about another celebrity jerk on a D.U.I. BUST!

After all at least HE WASN'T AFRAID TO STOP A DUI DRIVER!!

GOOD FOR HIM!! YOU GO PAL, STOP 'EM ALL!!

NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY DRIVE, HECK, IT COULD BE A TURTLE HE WAS RIDING ON, STOP DRUNK DRIVING!! :(

SO TO THE "BRAVE" OFFICER IN BLUE - I SALUTE YOUR STANCE AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ONE DAY REWARDED NICELY, FOR YOUR BRAVERY!!

NO TO D.U.I.'s!! IF YOU GUYS WANNA DO THAT SHIT, KEEP YOUR "SPACED OUT" ASSES HOME OR GET A DESIGNATED DRIVER!!

YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH.....THE "SHERIFF" IS IN TOWN BOYS!! AND HE'S DOING HIS JOB,FAIR AND SQUARE! NICE CHANGE. ;)

GET'EM ALL!!

a piece of shit was riding around drunk AGAIN, and you dimwits are cutting down the cop for being fat ?

when a drunk driver hits your mom, and a fat emergency worker is trying to save her life, will you make fun of him/her too?

get some help al.
you're nuts.

how can you get a DUI on a scooter? you don't need a license to drive a scooter (at least not in NC) that's why people get one when they lose their license from too many DUIs.

You are dimwits - 11:27...you are 100% correct! Thank you for posting common sense here! No one will understand it though unfortunately.

Looks to me this Cops department isn't keeping its written standards on weight thats is apart of many police rules and policy's. He needs to lose at least 50lbs. If he does ever catch a perp, he doesn't need to draw his gun, he can just sit on them.

That scooter gets mega MPH, easy to manuver, weather is nice. DUI is DUI reminds me of the guy who got one on his John Deere

I have to say I love Mickey Rourke no matter what he does in the public eye. And don't you know your not a celebrity until you have been arrested.

Oh and by the way who ever is ANONYMOUS its amazing how you can put him down considering your a LONG DISTANCE BAD ASS.

MICKEY ROURKE WE STILL LOVE YOU SARAH IN MOUNT JULIET TN

Mickey You're great. You'll always be wonderful in my eyes. Tell Loki and the rest of the pups hello for me.

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