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OMG, WTF?! Does this girl think getting in and out of a car is enough exercise for the day? Mischa's young, beautiful, and rich and she just sits on that ever-widening butt, cultivating lumpage. And to make matters worse, she dresses in hideous clothes that accentuate her bad shape! The reverse shot is making me gag right now! I'm sorry to be mean, but there's no excuse for a body like that on someone that could clearly do something about it.



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And don't waste your time with comments about how I'm just jealous and probably fat. I'm 33 years old; I've give birth to two kids; I'm 5' 8" and weight 125 pounds and my ass is firm. Get off your ass and exercise, Mischa!

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droopy grandma butt

Posted by: Anonymous


what the fuck get some work done if your to lazy that shit is nasty!!!

Posted by: Princess Stephie


what the fuck get some work done if your to lazy that shit is nasty!!!

Posted by: Princess Stephie


It's hard to get rid of cellulite. Sometimes it's genetic. I'm a five time marathoner and I still have cellulite. Given how naturally thin she already is I would hazard to guess her cellulite would be near impossible to get rid of by working out.

Posted by: Anonymous


Huge ass cellulite....sad indeed.

Posted by: Polish Power


yuck how old is she?
granny ass there in the pics
someone should ban rachel zoe from dressing her and lindsay 2 dollar hooker in clothes
yuck
at least nicole fired her and is dressing much better than them two
salvation army girls

Posted by: Anonymous


wow, this website sure inspires people to be hateful. This is a young girl we are talking about and she happens to be human. Everyone puts on weight. This ideal body type image that everyone has in America sure is twisted. She is hardly fat and has nothing to worry about. Something is seriously wrong with you people and this culture.

Posted by: Anonymous


that's photoshopped ya'll

Posted by: Brithinksyouareallasses


She's used to getting away with never exercising & being naturally thin. But this ends by mid-20s.
Time to EXERCISE!

Posted by: Anonymous


gross! she's pretty but she got to get rid of that cellulite!

Posted by: Anonymous


YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE FOR NOT HAVING THE BEST ASS IN THE WORLD? OK, SO HER ASS ISN'T FABULOUS... no matter how droopy her ass may be, ANY person would rather stare at her than look at any of you for two seconds.
Your jealousy really shines through when you make callow comments like this one. Forget you, x17.

Posted by: miss righteous


Like any of the whores you illegal immigrants have fucked look nearly as good. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Posted by: queen


i don't care that she has cellulite. it happens. what i am shocked and appalled at is the rise of the horrible fashions of the eighties!! WTF???
shorts and suspenders?

Posted by: Anonymous


OMG, y'all are sad, and extremely pathetic. Must be nice to be perfect and have nothign wrong with your body.
Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones-isn't that how the sayigngoes? Idiots.
Only thing Misha should be cited for- bad clothing, cuz I'll have to agree that that's one ugly outfit.

Posted by: Heather


Dont be rude. Why does she or any celebrities have to stay skinny and toned?

Posted by: Anonymous


I am a 46 year old mother of four and grandmother of 3 and my ass looks much better than her 20 something old ass. I walk 45 minutes a day to fit in a junior size 7. My ass is firm and no cellulite to be found.

Posted by: middleage grandma in the midwest


She is fat with agry legs.

Posted by: ak


i absolutely agree that she is just guilty of having no fashion sense. now, if she is caught in a bikini showing off that grandma ass then we can say she either has no mirrors at home or is complete TARD.

Posted by: Neutral but fair


my ass is hot

thats why i say she got no excuse because i even have a smaller frame then her but i still have waaayyy more curves...looks cute on me.

Posted by: Anonymous


my granny is sexier

Posted by: Anonymous


Don't start acting like losers, X17 (by posting such self-loathing comments). Hate the game, not the players!

Posted by: Anonymous


Don't start acting like losers, X17 (by posting such self-loathing comments). Hate the game, not the players!

Posted by: Anonymous


You people disgust me. You criticize Cameron for sweating after working out and then criticize Mischa for having cellulite!? I'm sure whoever writes this is no better to look at. I'm so through with this site. When Perez does it it's funny, because he has a personality...you guys are just disgusting...no wonder he gets more people coming to his site. I'm so through with X17.

Posted by: Anonymous


That Outfit is SOOOOOOOOOOO ugly!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


wow..that's something you don't see everyday.

Posted by: Anonymous


middleage grandma in the midwest,

You feel better now that everyone knows?

Posted by: Bex


OMG.... That's sad.... she's a celebrity, she should do something, unfortunately that's world for you babe..... unfair!

Posted by: juliana


And I hear she has herpes, too.

Posted by: Paris


She's going to end up obese like her fat as$ mom

Posted by: JueJue


To be fair... Some people are genetically predisposed to developing cellulite, and there is nothing that can be done about it. That being said...
I recently saw a photo of Courtney Cox in a bikini. She looked awesome, healthy, toned, but she did have a little cellulite on the back of her ass. But, because her body is so slamming, it really is not an issue. In fact, it made her look a little more interesting with this flaw. The problem with this pic is that she is untoned and flabby. If she was to get in the gym, this would not be so obvious. No matter how you look at it, she could fix this with a little hard work.

Posted by: tinkbell13


who gives a shit if she has cellulite? so what if her body isn't "perfect". and even if it was, i am sure you'd still find something to bitch about. i think more celebs should stop trying to look picture perfect. suck on that

Posted by: suck it


Is there a Sound of Music con going on that I'm not aware of?

Posted by: geekgoddess


that girls needs some damn fashion sense seriously what the hell posseses her to walk out everyday looking like that?? she is def worsted dressed of '06 and going the same direction in '07.

Posted by: Anonymous


Hi, would you please update your site? I am growing tired of clicking on to X17 and seeing that ugly ass there for hours on end.
Thanks.

Posted by: Jay


hay FO que feo / asco !!
Ewww ,that's ugly / disgusting

Posted by: LL #13


nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


MORE PICS OF KATE MOSS PLEASDE JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH SHE'S PHOTOSHOPPED ON HER ADS

Posted by: Anonymous


Im SOooOooooooooooooooo Bored
We need britney
this place is nothing without britney.
I'm so tired of looking at Lindsay, Misha and Cameron ~YawN~

Posted by: Anonymous


What is this perezhilton.com v2?
Why are you bashing her ass? It's normal.
Her outfit..sucks, but her body is fine. It must be stressful being such hateful people. Sad.

Posted by: Anonymous


I mean sure it's not your fault but when you've got that ass girl, you don't freakin' wear 'dat.


You sooooooooooooo need a stylist!


Luv you Mischa! ^^.

Posted by: Anonymous


I was a ballerina for years, I was 5'8 and weighed 105-110, and I still had a little cellulite, but I wore clothes that didn't accentuate it, and being in shape helps people not notice it. People are more likely to notice the muscles instead of the cellulite. Cellulite happens to even the most in-shape people. Cellulite fat cells are molecularly different than other fat cells and very hard to get rid of. She needs to work out, to bring definition to her muscles, and wear better clothes that don't bring attention to her backside.

Posted by: Lauren


to Bex:


yeah pretty much!!!!!

Posted by: middleagegrandmainthemidwest




So, let's just say she needs to wear different clothes then to condemn her body. There is enough stress on people to look good. Especially the young girls in today's society.

Posted by: Anonymous


NEEEED BRITNEY PICS NOW! EVERY ONE ELSE IS BOOOORING! BRITNEY I MISS UUU

Posted by: ANN


NEEED britney PICS now !!!!

Posted by: ann


HER ASS?

SHE'S A FUCKING SIZE 2 YOU X17 MORONS!

Posted by: Anonymous


Exactly, your a 33 year old woman with two kids, God forbid your kids ever get fat, or they will be ridiculed till kingdom come! Don't be the first one to judge, because if this was your child someone was saying this about, it'd hurt you, you should know better.

Posted by: Anonymous


nevermind the ass
why does mushy wear outfits like that!

Posted by: Anonymous


If she can't help the cellulite she can help that droopy flat pancake Jessica Simpson butt she's got going on there.

Posted by: lithium


WHY ARE YOU CRITICIZING MISCHA AND PRAISING THE REAL FAT ASS, SHITNEY SPEARS?????

YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!

SHITNEY IS THE REAL TUB OF LARD, CELLULITE-RIDDEN, TREE TRUNK LEGGED, NASTY, UGLY, HIDEOUS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Posted by: SHITNEY IS THE REAL FUG MESS


lmfao omg the first picture where it just shows her in the shorts i seriously thought it was cisco lmfaoo omg that shit is so gross.this is the first time i really noticed how nasty her ass and legs look.wtf is wrong with this freak?why the fuck is she wearing this shit .eww man that shit looks nasty .damn mischa get it together

Posted by: PartyOnLindsay


nasty ass but cute flats =]

Posted by: PartyOnLindsay


Her clothes are
FUGLY.
But mabybe
SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS OR IFHER BODY IS PERFECT!

Posted by: Anonymous


Oh stop it! Those marks are from her seat on the back of her legs BUT she is not toned, at all and very flabby for such a young girl

Posted by: Anonymous


ITS ALL ABOUT GENETICS. Its true, even rail thin girls can have trapped fat underneath the skin.

Posted by: Anonymous


Cameron get slammed for having sweaty sweats, then you bitch because Mischa doesn't work out to your liking. These comments are a good reality check to see just how pathetic and stupid your audience and you really are. Glad I decided to check it out, and I won't waste my time again. How sad you are, that this is your life. No matter how much money you're making, how sad and pathetic.

Posted by: x17&PerezAreBothTrash


Love Yaa Mischa!

Posted by: Alexandre


The predisposition to have noticable cellulite is indeed genetic, and I've seen photos of her mom and well, let's just say the apple probably isn't going to fall from that tree. Her mother is really fat.

Posted by: Solaera


Wow. All these people upset about rude comments. Where do you think you are? Bible school? You are on a celebrity gossip site. You choose to come here and read, nobody is forcing their opinion on you. Shut the hell up and go somewhere else if you don't like what's posted here!

Posted by: annoyed


Love Yaa Mischa!

Posted by: Alexandre


Love Yaa Mischa!

Posted by: Alexandre


UMMMM X17 IS ON POINT WITH THIS ONE. WHY IS SHE WEARING THIS SHITEOUS ENSEMBLE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS SHE DRIVING A FORD EXPLORER?????????

Posted by: IMSOSERIOUSLY


why does she dress in those horrible outfits?? what the hell is she wearing?

Posted by: Anonymous


pathetic and stupid. right here bitch come get some. lol.

Posted by: LL4L


This ho needs a trainer BADLY...

Posted by: Anonymous


UMMMM X17 IS ON POINT WITH THIS ONE. WHY IS SHE WEARING THIS SHITEOUS ENSEMBLE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS SHE DRIVING A FORD EXPLORER?????????

Posted by: IMSOSERIOUSLY


thats a disgusting ass , i think i'm going to throw-up. she shouldn't be wearing this pant.

Posted by: JAH-JAH


that ass looks rotten, like it's falling apart.very stinky.

Posted by: JAH-JAH


Like mother like daughter. Ever see how fat her mom is? Mischa is doomed.

Moreover, she has a very bad personality and treats her mom just awful. Fug bitch.
Go home to England.

Posted by: Anonymous


Mischa has a saggy cellulite ridden ass.... nice to know she's NORMAL!

Posted by: C


why do celebs think that they can pull off anything? does she not look in the mirror before she leaves the house?!?!
how can she think she looks good!!!!

as perez hilton puts it:
"mushy fartone" is an unemployed, smelly biatchhhhh [w/ cellulite]

Posted by: mushy fartone


HUH, HOW SEXY IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER? SHES FIT! SHE DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE NICOLE RICHIE, STILL U WILL CRITISIZE...........

Posted by: nil


seriously,
wat is wrong with her??????

Posted by: *KooKie*


x17online - I bet you are ugly - god damn ugly... You might have a firm butt, but you probably need something to take the focus away from your head... The reason you have a website, it because you don't have any friends and you are UGLY!!!!

Must say to you skanky x17online, I am glad I came to your site - it was shite and I won't waste my time again!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Nobody asked for your life story. If you're going to describe your perfectly toned body, then post a picture of it. Better yet, post a family portrait so everyone can insult the way your kids look too. It'll be fun. You'll get to play for the other team :-)

Posted by: Wendy Wayrad


The only problem I have with these pictures of Misha is those pants--why are they so far up her butt? I'm in pain just looking at them!

As for her exercising, I agree that cellulite is genetic. I don't have any--and I'm certainly not as thin as Misha here. Has nothing to do with being in shape or not. And finally, x17, your comment about how she certainly COULD and therefore SHOULD be in better shape is bogus. Maybe, just maybe, she has other priorities?? Call me crazy, but some people don't place having the best body ever at the top of their lists.

Posted by: Anonymous


I think it's disgusting that you think it's alright to be so rude about another person in that way - regardless of their celebrity status. A million girls would die for Mischa Barton's body and at least a touch of cellulite shows that she's a real person and not a manufactured barbie. With so many celebrities (ahem, Nicole Richie) promoting an unhealthy and unrealistic body shape it's great to see that Mischa Barton isn't a slave to the gym.

Posted by: Anonymous


I think it's disgusting that you think it's alright to be so rude about another person in that way - regardless of their celebrity status. A million girls would die for Mischa Barton's body and at least a touch of cellulite shows that she's a real person and not a manufactured barbie. With so many celebrities (ahem, Nicole Richie) promoting an unhealthy and unrealistic body shape it's great to see that Mischa Barton isn't a slave to the gym.

Posted by: Anonymous


I think it's disgusting that you think it's alright to be so rude about another person in that way - regardless of their celebrity status. A million girls would die for Mischa Barton's body and at least a touch of cellulite shows that she's a real person and not a manufactured barbie. With so many celebrities (ahem, Nicole Richie) promoting an unhealthy and unrealistic body shape it's great to see that Mischa Barton isn't a slave to the gym.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ok, I didn't mean to post three times but at least that shows how annoyed I am.
Celebrities have feelings too!

Posted by: Anonymous


which million girls are we talkin about? im a smaaaaalll girl trust me (sz0) and my ass is HUGE compared to hers...thats just not right.. well.. i guess... its called excersize and YES even small people should do it, its good for your health. Who ever told you it was ok for thin people never to excersize was WRONG...atleast tone up a bit, plus its not healthy sitting around on your skinny little ass all day you should excersize no matter what your body frame is...

Posted by: Anonymous


I have never found her partularly attractive from the hips down. She has wide hips, straight shapeless legs, and only her upper torso is skinny.

She looks un-proportioned to me and she is proof even skinny people can be out of shape and have cellulite.

Posted by: Kim


HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T NEED TO ONLY BE FILLED WITH 5'2" ALREADY PETITE, YET ANOREXIC, COKE-ADDICTED ACTRESSES. SHE DOESN'T NEED TO DRESS LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STAR, EVERY TIME SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE. IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S THE TOP HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS. X17ONLINE.COM YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY JUST LOST MY INTEREST, AS A FAN TO YOUR WEBSITE. I BET YOU'RE THE FATTEST FUCKER WITH CELLULITE ALL OVER YOU. GET A GRIP, AND STOP TRYING TO SOUND LIKE THE SUPERFICIAL AND JUST FUCKING PUT UP PICTURES, DICK.

Posted by: Anonymous


Are you people f#cking retarded? Have you seen the pics of her at the beach in a bikini? She is the HOTNESS!! Not perfectly toned but still nice!! Leave her alone she has a little cellulite but these pics make it look far far worse!! MISCHA IS HOT

Posted by: Melissa.Marissa


In reply to to:
"which million girls are we talkin about? im a smaaaaalll girl trust me (sz0) and my ass is HUGE compared to hers...thats just not right.. well.. i guess... its called excersize and YES even small people should do it, its good for your health. Who ever told you it was ok for thin people never to excersize was WRONG...atleast tone up a bit, plus its not healthy sitting around on your skinny little ass all day you should excersize no matter what your body frame is..."
Yes, exercise is healthy, I do it, everyone I kow does it and I'm sure Mischa Barton does too. But Exercise isn't a miracle cure for cellulite, it may help but so does exfoliating and cocoa butter. Some people are just predispositioned to have cellulite and you can't gather from just looking at somebody whether or not they exercise. It was wrong of X17 to assume that she doesn't exercise and it was wrong to insult her in the first place, she's a talented actress. Who cares?
And I'm pretty sure you would find a fair few people who would like to have Mischa Barton's body. I know I wouldn't mind it!
And also, where did I say that exercise wasn't necessary? There's a difference bewteen doing a little exercise to keep in shape (i.e. swimming/dancing) and being a slave to the gym. Not everyone wants to go for an intense work out everyday. It's not even necessary, 20 minutes of light exercise everyday is considered to be healthy.

Posted by: Anonymous


nice saggy ass/cellulite and nice camel toe

Posted by: Anonymous


So she's human, big deal.


She's not overweight. She's not anorexic. She's got cellulite, same as the majority of us. Stop scrutinizing Mischa for looking "less than perfect".

Posted by: Astrid


I'm sick of all the bitches who make comments on this ridiculous website. So what she has some cellulite? BIG FUCKING DEAL! Nearly everyone has some, whether they exercise or not. I can guarantee Mischa is 10000 times more beautiful than any of you losers, so before you criticise her, look in the fucking mirror!

Posted by: Anonymous


The shorts are horribly unflattering, but her legs are fine. You're not "sorry to be mean," lady. Give me a break. And you're being *extremely* mean and critical of her body. Women are their own worst enemies, I swear. And then you brag about yourself and how great you look. Wow. I don't think this blog is supposed to be about you.

Posted by: Anonymous


Whatever, she still does photoshoots like a model, none of them seem to care about her ass. You know why, because she has such a pretty face. I have seen Mischa in the flesh and trust me she is not fat, far from it....

Posted by: Anonymous


Fuck most of you all. Your a bunch of judgemental assholes!

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