Pregnancy, Marriage... And Jail?

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YOU GOT A PICTURE OF THEIR HEADS!

WHERES THEIR BODIES SO WE CAN SEE THE DAMN BABY BUMP!!

CMON!!!!!

I WONDER WHAT EXCUSE SHE'S GOING TO USE WHEN HER "BABY" IS BORN ADDICTED TO OPIATES.

SHE'LL HAVE TO COME UP WITH A BETTER ONE THAN "I WAS TAKING VICODIN FOR CRAMPS" - AS IF ANY DOCTOR WOULD PRESCRIBE VICODION TO A 'RECOVERING' HEROIN JUNKIE.

Why is she getting married?

Please let this B!TCH go to Jail, for all she's done, now using a baby to get a free ticket of out Jail. yea she's learned to do the black female thing. to hide behind having a child. I betcha this chick has a miscarriage after her court date(they'll give her probation) I cant stand you Nicole, you're ugly, super skinny, just Nasty LOOKIN

God bless both of them. Everyone needs to stop hating on them and pray that the baby comes out okay. They are in love!! What's wrong with that?! I doubt she "planned" this to stay out of jail. People "plan" to get pregnant all the time, but it's really not up to them, it's up to God to let it happen.

God help the kid. But, can't be worse mother than Britney. Or Dina. Or Angelina. Or Kathie Lee. Or Lynne Spears. Or Kathy Hilton. Lot's o bad moms in Hollywood. And yes, Angelina is so full of crap. It's ALL about her.

What would I prefer; 10 years of probation or 20 days jail time, then I get my license back? No brainer huh?

His hair really looks like a man ready to settle and have a baby ...

I give theier marriage 4 months tops!

and i bet she didnt tell anyone because she is so skinny, and proably was in danger of losing it.. rather than tell anyone and it happen, they kept it quiet untill they were in the clear..

I don't believe it.

Wow that was quick. They haven't even been together that long and she's already pregnant?

nuf said:
http://perfectlyimperfectballerinagirl.blogspot.com/2007/06/breaking-news-nicole-richie-is-pregnant.html

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I cannot fathom watching another train wreck not taking proper care of her babies...this is just sad. Really really sad!

I'm sure their marriage will last a lifetime too....its built on such a strong foundation and all....oh wait...then i woke up.

i dont like his hair is kinda like chiken pok pok lol

God that guy is such a L-O-S-E-R

http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/03/paris-hilton-eats-expensive-dog-food/

That POS band made it to the charts by hosting a late night show on MTV where they talked about themsleves all the time. As soon as their nightly advertisement ended, so did their careers. Not to mention, if you are as ugly as those two brothers, then you talent or flair to be a rockstar. Unfortunately they have neither.

oh great another crack baby in the world..

i don't think she planned on getting knocked up to stay outta jail... people have babies all the time and like many people i will feel sorry for the child since i have seen some of the stuff him and her have done. maybe in due time they'll both grow and learn what it takes to be a parent. and yes her baby bump you can see i mean she is so skinny she couldn't hide it to long people( someone said they weren't together to long and she's preggers) shit happens

What a ruthless BITCH!! Her actions speak for themselves! She is so self centered that she didn't even think about just going to jail. HELL NO!! She has to put an unborn child in the middle of all of her problems!! And what kind of future is that child going to have? A crack head, viodin & pot smoking "mom" that couldn't handle her life, let along another human being!!
My best guess is that she is still mad that her own Mom & Dad gave her up when she was born!!

That's right, Nicole, REPEAT THE CYCLE!!
GET A CLUE!!

JUST HOPE YOUR BABY COMES OUT HEALTHY AND CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR THE LIFE YOU MADE.

wow!!
GOOD LUCKY FO THEM!

What a ruthless BITCH!! Her actions speak for themselves! She is so self centered that she didn't even think about just going to jail. HELL NO!! She has to put an unborn child in the middle of all of her problems!! And what kind of future is that child going to have? A crack head, viodin & pot smoking "mom" that couldn't handle her life, let along another human being!!
My best guess is that she is still mad that her own Mom & Dad gave her up when she was born!!

That's right, Nicole, REPEAT THE CYCLE!!
GET A CLUE!!

JUST HOPE YOUR BABY COMES OUT HEALTHY AND CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR THE LIFE YOU MADE.

She looks better now than I've ever seen her look.If the pregnacy rumor is true I'm glad b/c it seems to be doing her body/health a world of good.

Congratz to her and Joel :)

WHAT MAKES YOU STUPID ASS PEOPLE THINK SHE IS GOING TO JAIL??? BECAUSE PARIS DID, I DONT BELIEVE THEY ARE GOING TO THE SAME COURT NOR THE SAME JUDGE... SO JUST CALM DOWN AND CONTINUE BEING FATT AND UGLY, EAT THAT ICE CREAM AND WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF. SHE IS GONNA HAVE A BABY AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND SHE WILL BE A MUCH BETTER MOM THAN BRITNEY OR YOU STUPID HOES... IF SHE CANT BE A MOM, SHE CAN ALWAYS HIRE ONE!! LETS NOT EVER FORGET SHE IS ABOVE YOU!!!

this is to melanie let me tell you we're such pathetic people because we type what we feel and think but i mean if u call us fat and ugly then what the fuck are you.. i mean are u not on here posting something.. good lord grow the sam shittin hell up... and boy for those of us who are parents yeah she is better than us... lol the biggest fucking joke i have ever heard... we parents who do take care of our kids..they will know what love is and not love from some person who gets paid to do it. and as far as her being above me i don't see her married yet with a family yeah she may make more money but money only goes so far bitch.... happiness will go alot further

I love me some Nicole baby! She is so damn cute you just know that kid is going to be adorable! How lucky it will be to have a sweet full of life fun loving mom like Nicole.

To Melanie:
Um..excuse me, but it's not about fat and ugly and eating ice cream. Its a lot more to a baby being beautiful. Its about it being born addicted to opiates. It's about a drug induced anorexic. An ex heroin junkie who is addicted to soma & vicodin. Her hiring a mom is NOT above most of us, It's BENEATH us. And I would never forget that.

I feel sorry for the baby all ready and nicole have taking drogs before and its takes time berfore is gone from your body....and she is not cute... sooo i really think sorry...and yeah...look at her body... it can't be good for the baby in there...no food or anything...sad sad sad...

Good Charlotte are losing their fans rapidly and a lot of other bands I've spoken to say 'Joel turned into an ass'
Yeah, well, with that talentless attention-seeker in toe, this comes as no surprise that his career is in the toilet and she's never even had a career in the first place. They'll be divorced within two years or less.
LOSERS!

Lionel must be so proud and I'll bet he's happy about Nicole's choice of husband's too.
I hope she gets a pre-nup, so when he's playing in some bar band somewhere, he won't get her money!

Damn shame, poor baby, is fucked all ready.

Melaine is right - Nicole is above all of you and you have prove it with all the hateful BS you have typed here. Wishing harmful things on a unborn. Watch out for KARMA!!!!!

Well.. we all know she is going to Eat now.. Thank god!
But when is she going to quite the cocaine habbit? lol

Let's see...a woman who is facing a recent DUI (vicodin & mary jane) is preggers with a man she's been dating for less than 8 months.

Yeah. This will work out for sure.

I'll bet Nicole's parents have been wishing they had spent that extra money on the long term warranty from that adoption agency so they could have returned her as defective years ago and gotten their money back.

i want to hear about Britney not this SLUT!

lmao at the rumors. she's not even pregnant.

Ok..fuckers! You guys really need to stop with this... I swear! First Paris, now me..what the fucks wrong with you guys. No, I'm not going to jail...and yes, I'm pregnant..woopy..jeez..can't anyone get privacy these days? Screw yourselfs..and to my fans I love you..you Sexy bitches..stay hot!

:) *Nicole

he is hot!!!!!

Nicole Richie just posted..OMFG..I love you..your a sexy bitch..luvs it!

HOW IS THIS CONFIRMED IF NICOLE OR JOEL'S REPS HAVE YET TO CONFIRM THIS?? LMFAO, NICE ONE THOUGH.

I don't understand it though.
Don't Anorexic people stop having their periods?
How can you fall preggo with no menstral cycle?

And if the real poster is Nicole.
Holy hell, I never realised how much of a little gutter mouth you have!!
The mouth doesn't match the picture. wow.
And privacy?? WTF? Was it not your choice to be a public figure??? ..in your words jeeeze...

For seriously curious;
Heroin addicts stop having their periods. I don't know why people would think that she has stopped using heroin when she has been caught with so many other drugs. Pot bellies in the lower abdomen are common with female heroin addicts as well. The anorexia just sounds better from a PR standpoint than stating that she is a drug addict. Anorexia is a common Hollywood PR ploy to cover up the fact that someone is a drug addict.

I feel sooo sorry for the baby. Someone needs to shoot the stupid bitch for bringing a child into this world being the mental wreck that she is.

My guess is she's not pregnant but she likes the attention this rumor is getting her.

Thanks 7.33!
That makes sense now. Why her camp are neither confirming or denying it.

I feel bad for the poor child. She can barely take care of herself, how will she ever carry the baby full term? And.. Not only that, but honestly, you'd think that with all the fame and fortune these celebs have they'd be able to afford the best forms of contraceptives? I'm a poor college student and I can afford the pill!

GOOD LAWD. that is going to be one very unproductive child.

Here's nicoles number (818) 912-9290

All that weight loss, all those drugs
Not good.

I am so disappointed in Joel I at least thought he wasnt like that i mean im a fan of good charlotte and the guy has always seemed so down to earth and never thought he would get so caught up with "fame" and be like everyone else. VERY VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED, kind of starting to dislike good charlotte well him.

lmfao NATALIE. you lost respect for him because he wants to settle down? so mature of you. well then i guess it's good you won't be a fan anymore. he doesn't need "fans" like you.

yes it is mature of me because the guy writes lyrics that mean something and its not all about money and fame but actual real life stuff, take a good listen to "life style of the rich and famous" and now he is the RICH AND THE FAMOUS and great person hes found to settle "settle down" with.

So much hate!! So much name calling. And Ron Mexico, what crawled up your ass?? I love Good Charlotte!! I am a huge fan of theirs. None of this is any of our business. They are people for Godsakes, these things happen all the time where I am from. Give them a break!! Good luck to both of them.

can you get anyone pregnant by having anal sex with a guy

omg joel is pregnant . how the hell did nicole get her dick out of paris long enough to get joel knocked up?

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can someone please offer a tit to feed the poor vicodin baby

can someone please offer a tit to feed the poor vicodin baby

I LOVE Nicole. She has a really dry, sarcastic sense of humor. She doesn't strike me as being a media-seeking whore like Paris. I wish them best of luck.

They've been dating 6 months and she's already 3 months pregnant. Whatever. I love Nicole. She's funny and cute. She loves children so I think she'll be a wonderful mother. Be healthy Nicole!

her hair looks like it's been dyed though. Isn't that a no no when your prego?

you can dye your hair when your preggers.....

So is she really pregnant or not??

I love nicole. she may have a few problems but lots of normal people have problems. it's just that thier issuess aren't on national television.

I love nicole. she may have a few problems but lots of normal people have problems. it's just that thier issuess aren't on national television.

GOD PLEASE HELP THIS CHILD, I REALLY HOPE THE BEST FOR IT & FOR JOEL, JOEL YOUR FUCKEN HOT!! & FOR THE STUPID ASSES OF MELAINE & IRISH GIRL HER HIREING A MOM FOR THE BABY ARE YOU GUYS FUCKEN STUPID OR WAT??? A BABY NEEDS LOVE NOT MONEY & HER BEING ABOVE US MUTHAFUCKERS SHES BENEATH US WE AS PARENTS WORK HEARD TO GIVE OUR KIDS WAT THEY NEED & WAT THEY WANT & WE ALSO GIVE THEM MUCH LOVE... WE AINT ANOREXICS OR CRACK HEADS...WAT KIND OF FUTURE IS THAT CHILD GONA HAVE??? ... POOR BABY IS FUCKED ALREADY...YOU FUKEN DUMB FUCKS...OH & HONEY I AINT FAT OR UGLY

GOD PLEASE HELP THIS CHILD, I REALLY HOPE THE BEST FOR IT & FOR JOEL, JOEL YOUR FUCKEN HOT!! & FOR THE STUPID ASSES OF MELAINE & IRISH GIRL HER HIREING A MOM FOR THE BABY ARE YOU GUYS FUCKEN STUPID OR WAT??? A BABY NEEDS LOVE NOT MONEY & HER BEING ABOVE US MUTHAFUCKERS SHES BENEATH US WE AS PARENTS WORK HEARD TO GIVE OUR KIDS WAT THEY NEED & WAT THEY WANT & WE ALSO GIVE THEM MUCH LOVE... WE AINT ANOREXICS OR CRACK HEADS...WAT KIND OF FUTURE IS THAT CHILD GONA HAVE??? ... POOR BABY IS FUCKED ALREADY...YOU FUKEN DUMB FUCKS...OH & HONEY I AINT FAT OR UGLY

there so cute toghter but i hope the baby turns out good, and nicole dount let him/her ang out with bad people