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What A Waist

NRICHIEGLASSES0531_06.jpgNRICHIEGLASSES0531_01.jpgWith high-waisted shorts poised to be all the rage this summer, is it even a little surprising to see Nicole Richie flaunting her pair so early in the season? We caught the diminutive diva strutting into Kate Somerville yesterday afternoon sporting an Urkel-worthy pair of shorts. What do you guys think - is it a good look on Nicole, or does she need to bring that beltline down a notch?



NRICHIEGLASSES0531_03.jpgAnd of course if high-waisted shorts turn out not to be the summer's big fashion hit for some strange reason, Nicole's still way ahead of the curve when it comes to sunglasses!

SEE MORE:
  >   Nicole Chills Out in Brisbane - Oct 15, 2007
  >   Nicole & Joel Bring the Thunder to Down Under - Oct 10, 2007
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  >   Nicole & Joel Pay Mr. Chow A Visit - Oct 01, 2007

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COMMENTS

Omg i love it!
It looks freakin great

Posted by: Denise


the glasses just get bigger and bigger as she gets smaller and smaller. she's slowly disappearing, which could be a good thing.

Posted by: heeeyy


I love the look on her. Nice wig, too.

Posted by: anonymous


so CUTE!! I LOVE HER STYLE!!

Posted by: OMG BIOTCH


Super cute. Her hair is awesome too...mine is like that, but its brown, heehee!

*Goes to American Apparel for leotards*

Posted by: Anonymous


she is sexy.. love her, loose the glasses though

Posted by: she is tight


Hey, look at it this way, more chances of catching camel-toe pictures.

Posted by: Karen


looks fantastic and fresh. SOOO sick of the butt crack epidemic.

Posted by: Aliee


lol shes shreeeeeeeekeeeeeeng!!!

http://www.innerdrama.com

Posted by: gina


She's smart. The high waisted pants make her (and anyone else who wears them) look heavier. She's trying to hide her anorexia in full view. Not like Mary-Kate who hid under big sweaters and big scarves. Nice wig.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love me some Nicole baby! This girl is fine beyond measure! Even when she does not have that trade mark hair over one eye to die for look, she is still rolling with that sweet little angelic face and sexy skin color!

Posted by: Brink


Tiger Woods seems to like ti in that first picture.

Posted by: DHDcogpk@hotmail.com


where do you get those glasses FROM???

i want a pair

Posted by: Evargas


lmao, 2:50, at Tiger Woods!!

Posted by: heeeyy


you all gotta be on something. This BUSTED LOOKED LIMA_BEAN havin vomit after eatin a cert looking thing. she's an IT.. look at those dents on her, she's ugly and those shorts makes her look like a cheap version of goldie hawn. this girl gots some issue's. she's fucking skeletor in the flesh dear god. she's bald under neath that wig.. this bitch is taken the tamie-faye baker diet.. withering away she better keep the shades on atleast its keeping her stuck to the ground and she's using those heels as spikes to keep her from floating up into air.. NASTY EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted by: Raven Moore


Nicole looks hot!

Posted by: Anonymous


That body is bangin'!

Posted by: nicole rocks!


She looks hot and not too skinny at all

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris wanna be

Posted by: Anonymous


thats not a tank-top she's wearing you idiot. thats a 3 yr olds swimsuit she's wearing

Posted by: Raven Moore


What she needs to wear is an anchor so the wind won't blow her away

Posted by: Anonymous


she is awsome, one of the most stylish ppl out there

Posted by: Anonymous


Isn't there a seatbelt law in CA. Am I the only one who has ever gotten pulled over for driving without wearing the belt? I never see pictures of stars in cars wearing a seatbelt. Another thing to add to the underage drinking and drug usage.

Posted by: Anonymous


CelebFic with Wild Hollywood sex!!!

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others!

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


That wig is too blond for her.

Posted by: B :)


she put on weight!!! look at those chunky thunder thighs!!!i'm going to vomit, nicole should proabably start doing that too!!!

Posted by: thin mint


Starving to death is SEXY!

Fucking inbred, superficial morons.

Posted by: Jen


Bangin body !!...hot...fantastic,... what are u guys looking at ?? She looks like a corpse.... the worst thing is that she considers herself HOT!! She needs an intervention,..and no, im not jeoulous. There's nothing to be jeouous of..theres no talent, no education, no personality,... the truth is that she would have been a nobody if Lionel Richie wouldn't of adopted her...

Posted by: ;-)


u people are ass holes
she looks beautiful
let her be

Posted by: Anonymous


HOW'S THE VICODIN AND POT TREATING YOU NICOLE?

BY THE LOOKS OF IT: LIKE SHIT.


WHAT A NASTY CORPSE; IF ONLY SHE HAD ENPOUGH BRAIN CELLS LEFT TO SEE HOW HIDEOUS AND HOMELY SHE IS.

JUNKIE.

Posted by: Anonymous


se can definitely pull it off...loves it!

Posted by: Liz


she can definitely pull it off...loves it!

Posted by: Liz


That bitch looks like a high-priced Crack HO. and she's so damn skinny i wanna ask does she have all her papers.cause she's looking Illegal immigrant style. look at those fingers. they look ready look like she sticks them up her ass.. she's nasty lookin.. ET's Distant Cousin..why would anyone want to fuck her..she's dehydrated and her vagina is probally all dried up.. NICOLE RICHIE>. is SKELETOR in the FLESH!!!! fuck she-ra this bitch is a ZOMBIE

Posted by: Raven Moore


You people must be really fat. Don't be jealous of Nicole's slender frame get on the treadmill instead.

Posted by: Anonymous


SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT, ALL OF YOU ARE SO DAMN BLIND. WHAT IN THE HELL KIND OF TALENT DOES SHE HAVE? IF IT WASNT FOR HER DAD SHE WOULD BE A NO ONE. JUST LIKE PARIS

Posted by: Anonymous


Those shorts are NOT flattering. Even on an 85-lb anorexic like Nicole. They make her look 'filled out' - case in point the "thunder thigh" comment. I do normally love her style, but I draw the line at the high-waisted "trend". No thanks, no need to be a fashion victim.

As thin as she is, I'm surprised this even needs to be said...but for the love of...wear a BRA!

Posted by: Anonymous


In the 1st pic she really looks good and not that slim as always, I'd even say - healthy!!! But the last one... disastrous!
If we talk about the clothes... The same - 1st pic is great! Sunglasses and shorts - fab! This outfit makes her look real good! I'd give 4.5 stars, 5 if she eats!

Posted by: Laura


RAVEN IS A CRACKER ASS HO SHE'S SO DAMN FAT SHE'S BEEN CONFINED TO HER BED LAYING IN HER OWN FILTH FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS

Posted by: THAT'S SOOO RAVEN


LAURA WOULD GIVE NICOLE A 10.5 IF SHE ATE OUT HER PUSSY

Posted by: THAT'S SOOO RAVEN


ANON 4:11: WE'RE NOT FAT WE'RE JUST NOT SO PATHETICLY DESPERATE TO BE BLINDED ENOUGH BY CELEBRITY TO BUY ALL THE CRAP THE PEOPLE SHE *PAYS* TO LIE FOR HER SPEW.

TOO BAD FOR YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THE SAME THING., YOU MUST BE *REALLY* PATHETIC TO DEFEND A SOCIAL CON STRUCT THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE.

MAYBE TRY WORKING ON YOUR SELF ESTEEM.

AND FUCK OFF.

Posted by: Anonymous


I wonder what she'll be doing in 15 years... Ooooh, but then again what is she doing right now? NOTHING, besides parading herself around so that papparazzi's take her picture so that we don't forget she even exists...But then again I guess im jeoulous too, right ??, Of having no curves....you people need to stop defending her,... you really think if you would see her in public she would even stop and talk too you guys...yeah right

Posted by: ;-)


I don't like what she's wearing. She just ran an error so no need for her to dress up.
And about her weight there is only to say that she has to find her ideal weight if it looks skinny to us so be it. She is a tiny build girl.

Posted by: Anonymous


I just hate those damn huge glasses she always wears! she is already so small and they make her look even smaller....yuck! The shorts don't look that bad either....i've seen worse.

Posted by: Nova11


GOD!!!!!!! im so over nicole richie stealing my grandmas cothes, just nock it off

Posted by: Anonymous


She could make any fashion look like shit. Stop taking pictures of this fucked-up junkie.

Posted by: Anonymous


She actually looks half-way decent for a change. I think the high waist does wonders for her! She's still not wearing a bra, though. Please Nicole, buy some nice, supportive bras for the girls. Even though you're just an A cup, maybe, the girls need support. Saggy boobs are gross, honey.
C+

Posted by: Anonymous


i don't think she looks like shit not like britney

but these glasses and the short are UGLY
and yes she's too skinny

Posted by: Anonymous


The shorts look fab on her, but on me they would look rediculous. I am short-waisted soooo- they would come up to my tits. She can wear the hell out of anything! MWAH XOXOX Ratty

Posted by: ratty von rastrum


I have a feeling a lot of the entries applauding this sick little girl is by the same person.

She will be dead in a year or two if she doesn't get help.

SHE's SICK, NOT CUTE!

Posted by: Anon


she is so cute...i love those shorts...nicole richie is THE sole reason why fashion is so big...she starts all the trends: oversized sunglasses, balenciaga motorcyle bags, christian loubitins, perfect side bangs...i mean rele common...SHE SI GREAT

Posted by: Anonymous


It is much better than the low riders and seeing the cracks of their backsides!!!

Posted by: africa6


"diminutive.....kate" kate moss?


i don't think they have the same style even if what she is wearing here looks like what kate moss sometimes wears.But kate's style is more natural
nicole's style is different more "worked"( bohemian and colorful)

Posted by: Anonymous


fatty.

Posted by: snort some more blow bb


Yep super cute! I may have to get that style myself!!

Posted by: Anonymous


The fat epidemic. And then they see a beautiful young girl who is thin and...OMG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? Too funny. She looks great- leave her alone!

Posted by: Anonymous


Dat beech to skinee. Wears yor bootee babee. U need to eet mo. sista sposed to haf sum buutee.

Posted by: Champiniqua


every time I see her with the ridiculously large glasses on her wiry little frame, it reminds me of that paperclip thing that pops up with helpful hints in MS word. Just more useless.

Posted by: anonymous


i think high waist looks bad on everyone.

Posted by: videodoll


actually she looks like a 7 year old on her way home from Disneyworld.

Posted by: anonymous


I MUST KNOW, WHAT DOES SHE DO????!!! WHY IS SHE BEING NOTICED?!? NO THANKS...I'LL PASS

Posted by: Anonymous


She's gaining some weight

http://z7.invisionfree.com/britneyorbit/index.php?act=idx

Visit us!!!
Lots of surprises when you join!!!

Posted by: Britney Orbit


the vicodin and stuff are great...too bad you cant AFFORD ANY OF UR OWN dont be jealous you low life slimey backstabbing bitches haters! lol

Posted by: iheartNicole


this is a Nicole Richie post, it`s spelled JELOSE

Posted by: anonymous


NICOLE THE 90'S CALLED AND THEY WANT THEIR SHORTS BACK

Posted by: Anonymous


I like the outfit. I do agree though with what someone posted that she is a Paris wannabe. I've noticed this long ago. I miss the old nicole that we saw in season 1 of the simple life. Now everything has gone to her head and she thinks that she is like so awesome. I used to love her but my love for her has died down a ton. At least Paris is real and has never changed.

Posted by: Anonymous


SATAN HAS A SPOT IN HELL RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS..

ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED AGAINST PARIS HILTON....SATAN HAS GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!

"THE RING OF FIRE
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE"
-Johnny Cash

Posted by: Johnny Cash


SATAN HAS A SPOT IN HELL RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS..

ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED AGAINST PARIS HILTON OR NICOLE RICHIE....SATAN HAS GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!

"THE RING OF FIRE
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE"
-Johnny Cash

Posted by: Johnny Cash


cool! then I can see Johnny Cash!!

Posted by: anonymous


Brink, the sexy skin color is her turning greyish from malnutrition. These pictures are sad. She looks like an 80 year old woman.

Posted by: Leanne


SATAN HAS A SPOT IN HELL RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS..

ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED AGAINST PARIS HILTON OR NICOLE RICHIE....SATAN HAS GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!

"THE RING OF FIRE
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE"
-Johnny Cash
BTW I'M IN HEAVEN YOU WON'T BE

Posted by: Johnny Cash


You guys are just britney ass kissers who follow her low riser, 2002 fashion suckage. You guys stink and Nicole looks great

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


i know you are desperate and lonely on X17 searching for acceptance and approval from strangers by defaming Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in their unfortunate time while you HIDE behind the computer wishing you were at HYDE with the rest of them! Thanks, anonymous, you're a MORON. There's a spot in HELL SATAN is SAVING for you BIOTCH!

Posted by: Loves it! Do you love it? IT...Every second of it!


BRIT FANS ROCK

Posted by: Brit fans are cooler than YOU


Why is it Nicole can wear extentions and they look good and when dumbass Britney Spears wears hers they look like fucking rat's nest

Posted by: 20/20


7:49
posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome.


Nicole looks like a fucking cunt you fucking idiot. dammit !! are you one of her fans????/ ewwwwww what kind of retard you are?? a bloody fucking fan of nicole bichie....Go suck her shit you moron. she's a cunt just like paris and you...

Posted by: Someone


Yeah Nicole stays up with fashion trends instead of living in her glory days of 2002

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


oh, ok, I'll pull out my old shorts from 1991, they look just the same, ehat a money saver

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is such a worthless piece of shit, old fashioned, ugly, ill fitting clothes. Shaved head with cheap acrylic wigs or worse, ratty extensions. Barfing in the men's room. Lipsyching ala Milli Vanilli at 11 minute concerts. Yeah she is a real charmer allright. And x17 is up her nasty ass.

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


Better than pulling out your crotch rot shorts from 2002 and trying to act stylish. Low risers are pathetic and inane

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


8:4 pm

you feel good now?

Posted by: Someone


Someone = Priest Alan and I dont talk to Priest Alan who only proves my point about brit fans being ugly and lonesome. In fact, you are the poster boy Mr Unibrow

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


8:7

pathetic !!.

Posted by: Someone


I luv neecole, i weesh i was as cule as her, i hait bretne speers she is ugly and warshed up

Posted by: lyingiqua


8:10

again, Pathetic.

Posted by: Someone


Wow "someone"(and don't your wish you were someone?) so witty. Careful of your carpel tunnel. Careful too of your sorry ass

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


it's lyniqua you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Someone


it's lyniqua you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Someone


lyingiqua, lol

Posted by: anonymiqua


No it is "lying"iqua you dolt. Wow you really are socially retarded arent you?

Posted by: lyingiqua


I have heard you can claim disability for sorry ass Someone, have you tried for those benefits - or maybe you already have and that explains you incessant posting on these sites.

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


he can be specialiqua

Posted by: anonymiqua


What happend to this person? I mean look at her dad. Why does he not step in or something? HELL AT LEAST ANNA NICHOLE STILL LOOKED LIKE SHE COULD BE ONE HELL OF A FUCK. I SAY SHE STILL BEATS THIS TRICKED OUT HO AND SHES BEEN IN THE GROUND HOW LONG NOW??? I WOULD RATHER DO ANNAS CORPSE THAN THIS 67 POUND LOSER...

Posted by: Anonymous


or unibrowiqua

Posted by: lyingiqua


She'd be good in bed. you could lift her up and do whatever you wanted with her

Posted by: Barbie is a good lay.


What's going down up in here? Lyniqua dun spawned a whole brethren, di'int she? It looks like Ebonics Airways up in here.

Posted by: miss rhonda


Come on lyniqua is Priest Alan, not difficult to sort that out. And Priest Alan is one sorry ass loser.

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


lyniqua dun be spawnd frum a big azz brethrem, a big sexxy azz.

Posted by: uniqua (lyniqua`s sister}


I love Nicole, she is adorable, much cuter than any of the attention seeking whores who patrol the well known paparazzi hang outs (Yo Britney, Paris and Jessica I am talking to you)

Posted by: britney is drunken, barf encrusted toast


I don't know what's going on up in here. But feel free to check out my girl Shirley Q. Liquor's official website. That might help explain things.

Posted by: miss rhonda


Nicole is adorable. So cute, so tiny and great legs

Posted by: billy


yeh, rhonda, yo got sum splainin to do. I herd a ebonics airways plane went down in da Evergladez, an da passengerz ate all dem crocdylez.

Posted by: uniqua (lyniqua`s sister}


Nicole is adorable. So cute, so tiny and great legs, so stylish. Love her

Posted by: billy


billy`s a pedophile

Posted by: anonymous


yeah, the ebonics thing is like the low riser pants - so over

Posted by: "JOE


'Scuse me, but that was false infomation, propagandas spread by our competitors. Ebonics Airways planes stay in the air, okay? Anyway, we still haven't paid for our fur carpet, so you know that shit can't get wet.

Posted by: miss rhonda


Lots o'sad sack losers on this site.

Posted by: billy


it was dem gold rimz, day wayd yo azzes down

Posted by: uniqua (lyniqua`s sister}


Lots o'sad sack losers on this site.

Posted by: billy


As I already said. The plane did not go down. Latoya Jackson was all up in there, we was extra careful, okay?

Posted by: miss rhonda


said the child rapist, billy

Posted by: anonymous


don you b messin wid miss latoya, ya hurrr. ill woop azz!

Posted by: uniqua (lyniqua`s sister}


Yeah whatever "anon" Priest Alan, you know all about the child rapist, stalker thing. Projection does not work - didnt you get the sex offender bulletin?

Posted by: anonymous = priest alan = superloser


I messed with LaToya. And billy.

Brian Llewellyn™

Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Inmate 0132571




Latoya is my hero. I have all her albums. Her music is an inspiration to all black people who want to be white, and all drag queens, transgendered, and transvestites who are a little bit confused as to their sexual orientation and gender. Those not unlike myself, Miss Rhonda.

Posted by: miss rhonda


Ahhz caint fahhn a date in reelz lyfe yo. Ahhhz fahhndz mah daytz awn da cumpyootur.

Posted by: Onliniqua(lyniqua's even more desperate sister)


now don you be doutin yoself miss rhonda, you is a beauty queen

Posted by: uniqua (lyniqua`s sister}


I love all the posts under Nicole. Thanx everybody!!!

Posted by: radiohead


Yo fuk dat yo. i be whoopin yo azz up in hurrrrrrr

Posted by: trolliqua(lyniqua's online bully sister)


I dont understan no ebonix.

Posted by: ignoramiqua


¿qué? ¡Azote de I`ll su asno para arriba adentro aquí!

Posted by: chiquita (lyniqua`s spanish half-sister)


Alan, erasing your hard drive will not get the kiddy porn off of it.

Posted by: Informer


lmfao chiquita

Posted by: Anonymous


What? I`ll whip ass up in here!

Posted by: transmiqua(lyniqua`s trans-gendered translator)


gurrl them shoez is TIGHT, can i burrrow them?

Posted by: tranniqua (lyniqua's brother-turned-sister)


LOL transmiqua GMTA

Posted by: tranniqua (lyniqua's brother-turned-sister)


dyin laffin ova hurr yo!

Posted by: LMFAOiqua


(Chews carrot thoughtfully, hops away)

Posted by: buniqua(lyniqua`s pet rabbit)


I love Nicole - so cute.

Posted by: Gabebighouse


wher all da whyt womenz at!?

Posted by: cunniliqua(lyniqua`s lesbian sister)


I don't know nothin bout birthin no babiez Mizz Scahlett

Posted by: Mamieiqua (lyniqua's great great great great aunt)


well i sho nuff caint raise all deez yunguns myself

Posted by: antiqua (lyniqua`s grammy)


All you bitches is crazy.

Posted by: miss rhonda


To all the iqua sista's - love your cleverness.

Posted by: iqua admirer


ahz kin jerk u owf fo a ten spotta. or fo a hit off yo crak pipez

Posted by: Handjobiqua (lyniqua's sister with the fucked up grill)


aww, taint nuttin

Posted by: bashfiqua(lyniqua`s sister, never attends fambly reunions)


*bows down to cunniliqua

Funny shit!

Posted by: Anonymous


Yeah, look at all the posts under a nonbritney post. Wake up you x17 ass kissers.

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


OMG, valtrex, are you responsible for all this?

Posted by: heeeyy


yo best be bowin down to mizz cunniliqua, ifn yo know whatz i meen

Posted by: cunniliqua(lyniqua`s lesbian sister)


fambly ahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Posted by: Anonymous


Valtrex - non herpes med right?

Posted by: dont get it


lol, dont get it...yes, but valtrex is the name of a poster here also.

Posted by: heeeyy


Blind Date with a crack ho - Propecia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud4AlDTeywI

This is seriously how I envision Lyniqua to be.

Posted by: Hilarity Ensues


he oney be sponsible fo mebbe haf , heeeyyiqua. da 2 brianz be ina same room agin

Posted by: Valtriqua(lyniqua`s herpes inflicted brotha)


oh, i see. brilliant.

Posted by: heeeyy


I saw blind date with a crack whore a few months ago, about shit myself laughing

Posted by: FO REELZ


Love to see all the posts, Nicole really is darling.

Posted by: bunsosteel


Paris fans post as "Team Paris"
Paris is herpes inflicted.
I loathe Paris.
Hence :"Team Valtrex"

Posted by: Team Valtrex, I eat more pussy than cervical cancer


well, that's a vulgar little tag line you got going on there, valtrex.

Posted by: heeeyy


Britney who?

Posted by: who the fuck is britney?


Yess, she be adowable, iight. i likes to turh er ova an pretendz like she a 12 yr ol boy

Posted by: pedophiliqua(lyniqua`s brother with a problem)


I hate all the posts that are black young woman hateful. Hate the youtube. Come on you sad sacks. It is 2007, time to get with the new generation

Posted by: Barak Obama


shit, scared other Brian out of the room. Sorry about the vulgarity, heeeyy.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


it's all good.

Posted by: heeeyy


Barack, if you can't get with the -iquas, you can just forget about being elected. I, on the other hand, am very accepting of their kind and am, thus, a shoe-in for their votes. That is, if they're registered. Shit, didn't think that one through completely.

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


Britney is a washed up, extension wearing, lip synching, child igonoring, puke producing has been

Posted by: britney is drunken, barf encrusted toast


hey man fuck yawlz burrack. whatchu a mothafucken pussy o some shit? unless youz have a got damn crack rock. then ah wanna fuck YOU.

Posted by: Propecia


yo bet yo azz yo dint tink it true, biotch. (seriously, how cool would it be if he snapped and went all inner city on Hillary`s big ol azz?, I`d vote 3 or 4 times)

Posted by: osamiqua(your next president)


i know you are desperate and lonely on X17 searching for acceptance and approval from strangers by defaming Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in their unfortunate time while you HIDE behind the computer wishing you were at HYDE with the rest of them! Thanks, anonymous, you're a MORON. There's a spot in HELL SATAN is SAVING for you BIOTCH!

Posted by: Loves it!


yo,ya`ll be leevin us iquas be, i be habbin a hard day

Posted by: propiqua(hard azz bitch)


Loves it!, let get shoes!

Posted by: Kelly


SATAN HAS A SPOT IN HELL RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS..

ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HOLD HATRED AGAINST PARIS HILTON OR NICOLE RICHIE....SATAN HAS GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!

"THE RING OF FIRE
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE"
-Johnny Cash

Posted by: Anonymous


Yeah Hil, that's because you like to lick the liquas. PS they do not have enough brain power together for one single vote let alone shift a whole vote. I am a thinker, you are are whore threatener. I know what you did to Bill's girlfriends, the lake is being drug.

Posted by: Barak Obama


9:32 you posted that busted ass shit an hour ago. Why aintcho ass at Hyde you broke ass cracka

Posted by: Propecia


she been buzy tryn ta find da mirrorz wat hid from her. she gon sneek up on her raflectshun anny tym now

Posted by: uniqua (lyniqua`s sister}


!!!!!!!

Posted by: Someone


Are you implying that I am a lesbian, Barack? Those were just experiments in college. Kind of like your whole "black man trying to be white" act. Your whiter than Monica Lewinsky's pasty, pale ass.

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


Hilary, leave baracki alone. Leave my girlfriends alone. Leave the iqua twins alone - they have special planned for me, and no do not ask me to share this time, I am tired of your sloppy seconds.

Posted by: william jefferson clinton


Valtrex, where did other Brian go?

Posted by: heeeyy


Brian/Alan does not understand humor. He thinks he is being left out again, just like his high school days. He gets all mean and bitchy. Bring down anyone that is having fun Bry.

Posted by: humor is a no no


I smoked lesbian crack, but I didn`t inhale (deeply) of its sweet and frothy bouquet, Hillary? Is that the story?

Posted by: Barack Obama


Bill, stay out of this. You gave up your right to intrude in my life when you let Monica blow your 4-inch dick. Now go and play with President Bush, Sr.

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


Priest Alan has a major unibrow, please do not talk to this caveman.

Posted by: unibrowiqua


heeeyy / VALTREX

Posted by: Someone


someone.

Posted by: heeeyy


actually, I`m almost a black guy, I wouldn`t inhale deeply of it either.

Posted by: Barack Obama


She's the ONLY PERSON thin enough to pull off that look

Posted by: Anonymous


whats up girl? i missed you!

Posted by: Someone


Barack, let's work together here. I think that the two of us can out that prissy John Edwards and kick him out of the race. Gays can't be President. Hell, they can't even be governors (i.e. McGreevey).

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


Hi Hil and Bill, nice try to make me look bad. I never had a close associate kill himself. I never had a whitewater scandal and my spouse never got blown and cigar fucked in the oval office. Nice try hil/bil. I am the smart and scandal free candidate.

Posted by: Barak Obama


Okay, sidebar requested. Bill Clinton was the most powerful man in the world, and he settled for Monica Lewinsky? Fat chicks have their time and place, but dude, wield your influence.

Posted by: Hillary`s lawyer


really someone? why?

Posted by: heeeyy


when did this turn political ffs?

Posted by: Anonymous


Barack, meet me in the janitor's closet in the White House. I'm so hot right now, and I've never been more attracted to you. I want to go black, and I never want to go back.

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


hey someone. Seen people hatin` on you today. Know the feeling, buddy. Fuck `em.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


you looks so amazed why?!!! anyway where is "papa" valtrex?

Posted by: Someone


valtrex, people really hate us. i find it hilarious and enjoy pissing them off!

Posted by: heeeyy


seriously, someone, don't call him papa.

Posted by: heeeyy


I dunno , Hil, I`m kina inexperienced, promise you`ll be gentle? And what`s up with that cigar?

Posted by: Barack Obama


Bill Clinton is so lonely, almost as loney as britney fans.

Posted by: brit fans are ugly and lonesome


Oh, loosen up Barack. When I'm done with you, you'll know every trick in the book.

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


yeah/ fuck them all.
valtrex: you know what papa!! i'm a famous person..the paps stalking my ass everyday....i can't handle it...coz my ass hurts me now....ouch!!!!

Posted by: Someone


Not interested in knowing your trix Hil, I have an attractive spouse.

Posted by: Barak Obama


Your loss, I don't need you. I'm going over Al Gore's house now to ride him like a crazy cowgirl.

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton


someone, did you buy my ticket to prague yet?

Posted by: heeeyy


I love Barack Obama and hate Someone. Anyone else?

Posted by: Anonymous


I dunno, heeeyy. I`m kind of tired of being called out by every 15 year old future fry cook with a $400 Dell and no pubes to trim. I just don`t want you to have to suffer their abuse for associating with me. I totally enjoy the time I spend talking with you though, it`s nice to have a conversation with someone with someone that has a brain in their head AND a sense of humor.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


heeeyy, ok sorry for that....
valtrex/ please buddy, don't be sad for calling you papa!!! sorry for that.

Posted by: Someone


valtrex, i can take their abuse. like i said, it's really funny that they read our conversations and then take the time to comment about it.

Posted by: heeeyy


don`t apologize, Someone. I think you`re allright, and consider you a friend.

Posted by: Team Valtrex A.K.A. Barack Obama


So fake Hil, you would never ride Al. You are a carpet licker, that's why I told you to stay away from my hot wife. She is not into ýour kind of moustache rides. Now git your husband under control, he wont leave my wife alone either.

Posted by: Barak Obama


heeeyy, i gave VALTREX the other ticket. we are gonna fly together. right valtrex?? sorry heeeyy.

Posted by: Someone


Ok, I`m so far off topic now, start again, Brian2, start from when the Earth cooled.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


so, just buy me another one someone. i thought you loved me?

Posted by: heeeyy


I strictly disassociate my self from valtrex, someone and heyyyy. I have nothing to do with these losers and will announce the same in my next speech. Nice try Hil you hag

Posted by: Barak Obama


sorry, barak, we got you on da vidyo

Posted by: vidiqua


an i be burnin em an distridyutin em natshunwyd, biotch

Posted by: vidiqua


she looks good but i would never wear them. high-rise is uncomfertable and it really makes me look out of porportion. but if you can work it, then i say go for it.

Posted by: raeberac


Hilary cannot get her shit together for her husband, her health care plan, her daughter, her demographic and her "policies" What a sad loser she is and so are heyyy and someoneloser. I love everyone, but you guys are outside the circle of the lovable.

Posted by: Barak Obama


Don't talk about my mother like that. She loves me and daddy.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton


oh !! you thought...!!!!thats so sweet.

believe it or not heeeyy, the tickets were stolen by us (me and valtrex)hahaha .in fact i don't have enough money for another ticket but you know what...i'm gonna steal another one just for you...happy now.

Posted by: Someone


Barack aint about no damn ebonix

Posted by: end the war


you're so mean to me sometimes, someone.

Posted by: heeeyy


Holy shit, chelsea reappears! You spent more time underground than the guys who dug the chunnel. What skeletons have you got in your closet?

Posted by: Barack Obama


Heyyy, do not talk about my daddy like that. She loves me and my mommy.

Posted by: Sasha Obama


I've been having an affair with Tipper Gore. In fact, I just got my strap-on on now and I'm gonna go blow her mind while Al's busy with mother. I became a dirty whore over the last couple of years.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton


Which designer makes those sunglasses?!?! Let me know! SOmeone!

Posted by: Anonymous


girl, i'm just kidding with you. sorry for being mean to you. the truth is : i'm just happy today....!!!!!and for a good reason.

Posted by: Someone


I live close to heeeyy, Someone, you should scalp the other ticket. You live in whoknowswherethefuckastan, so you should get a good amount of money. Or some toilet paper. Either way, it`s all good.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


girl, i'm just kidding with you. sorry for being mean to you. the truth is : i'm just happy today....!!!!!and for a good reason.

Posted by: Someone


why are you so happy?

Posted by: heeeyy


Someone=heyy=priest alan - how pathetic that you post to yourself? Saddest specimen on the planet, guaranteed.

Posted by: Anonymous


lol,valtrex.

Posted by: heeeyy


Anonymous 10:21
my dick you dumbass.

valtrex/ no i live in wuhdgfjriykyjtog. GET IT.

Posted by: Someone


10:21 wasn't talking to you,someone. she was asking for someone to tell her who makes those sunglasses.