Oscar Hangover

Angelina (Mortica). The green earring where ugly. Black again? Kind of rude to reporters weren't you?

Natalie Portman was the best dressed of the evening in my opinion. Dress was perfect for her, very beautiful.

I didn't think there were any real misses, just some boring selections. I loved Hathaway, Tomei, and Winslet. And I marveled at how Aniston looked light and lovely, while Jolie looked dark and moody. Overall I would have liked to have seen more color, like Portman and the young girl from Slumdog.

I didn't think there were any real misses, just some boring selections. I loved Hathaway, Tomei, and Winslet. And I marveled at how Aniston looked light and lovely, while Jolie looked dark and moody. Overall I would have liked to have seen more color, like Portman and the young girl from Slumdog.

Natalie Portman was the best, she looked young, sweet, classy, elegant, colorful, gorgeous. PERFECT.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are a great couple.
Maybe if they marry, they will only have 1 or 2 children--6 or more takes a toll on some people's looks. Go Jen!!!!!

Beyonce's ugly dress is from her mother's collection, House of Diarrhea. No wonder it looks horrific.

The most beautiful in a gown was Taraji P. Henson; pure beauty and glamour. the ugliest gown goes to Reese Witherspoon, whoever designed that disaster must have had an off day.

Brad and Angelina looked old, stiff
and not real happy. I think they really
wanted to win. Too bad they didn't do
a better job of acting. They even skipped all the parties and really weren't very good losers.

Lots of boring black choices like Angelina and Diane Lane. I liked Hathaway, SJP, Portman, Cruz. Beyonce's dress was horrible.

Lots of boring black choices like Angelina and Diane Lane. I liked Hathaway, SJP, Portman, Cruz, Amy Adams. Beyonce's dress was horrible.

Why did Heidi get invited:P

Beyonce's dress was horrible, so was her performance; that is unusual and can be attributed to JayZ, maybe he's not giving her enough pork and she has thunder tighs.

Vanessa Hudgens looked stunning! But truly most of the ladies were really fabulous!

Vanessa Hudgens looked stunning! But truly most of the ladies were really fabulous!

Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce... Stop trusting your Mom's fashion taste. She has none. Everyone that's older than 7 does NOT wants to be dressed by their moms!!!!

Angelina's gown was predictably simple -- she's clearly not a fashionista. But can't argue with the overall look. She and Brad still rule the red carpet just judging from the coverage they attract. Meryl Streep looked luminous, Nicole Kidman and Kate Winslet were both elegant. Jennifer Aniston also played it safe and predictable -- and appeared stiff and nervous.

Beyonce looks beautiful and full figured! Angelina on the other hand, looks like she is anorexic and needs to eat something, anything! What a skank! Taraji, was elegant and timeless, loved her on the red carpet!